This is a bit of an older story. I saw that this campaign happened last week and since American Eagle, the billion dollar brand, didn’t offer me 1000 dollars to help promote this campaign, I figured I’d post other tits while we wait for Sweeney to post organic titty pics, since we know that will happen….
The reason I am giving into the story is because it’s going viral….
To give a little context to the Sweeney titty fans out there who aren’t paying attention, the campaign is for American Eagle jeans, Sweeney was paid over 7 figures for this campaign, in what you’d assume is a huge waste of fucking money, but marketing teams are given high budgets to do dumb shit with.
The video features Sweeney, who is a blonde, light eyed, skinny chick with what seem to be huge naturals.
She is working on her classic car, which is one of her hobbies along with boating and wake surfing and living in Florida, because she is positioned as the babe for the male market.
The video isn’t even that hot, she’s fully clothed, you can barely see her tits and it’s zero on hotness scale of Glamour Model content I want or expect.
In a world of WOKE and weirdness and outrage, it’s shocking that a big titty blonde made it as far as Sweeney, it’s a reminder that no one actually cares about the woke bullshit and that 90 percent of people still like blondes with big tits.
Her success is a sign that people are still wired properly….
Now, the bullshit scandal that American Eagle probably staged for more views is that the caption to the video is something like “I’ve got the best JEANS”…which as you know is an annoying PUN that you’ve heard your whole life, or at least since genetics became a household thing.
I interpreted it as Sweeney saying she’s got great jeans because of her tits, playing off the fact she was in jeans and has big naturals….
So I was like American Eagle’s allowing titty jokes….what a time to be alive….
Now the woke idiot outrage pigs of the internet think that American Eagle is celebrating Aryan Eugenics…
They think it’s some Nazism because girl’s got fat tits and blonde hair….because they are fucking crazy and find issue in anything.
However, society wouldn’t really suffer if the cloning labs made more girls like Sweeney, we seem to like it….white, blonde, fit and busty even with her retard eyes…..even when it’s selling shitty jeans.
In other news, Sydney Sweeney was captured at the family Lake House in Idaho with a bunch of dudes, doing the Lily Philips we assume….
You can see she’s not all that hot:
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