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Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

2025

25

Jul

Saggy Tits of the Day

Here’s a compilation of self-proclaimed Saggy tits that clearly haven’t spent enough time in the locker room before aquafitness class for seniors…because as someone who was hired to shower and change old people for a short period of time that was arguably the grossest and darkest times of my life because they were the horniest times of my life, I mean so much tit and pussy for someone with no standards, dignity or shame….because normal people would frown upon near death dementia ridden old fat ladies being naked…it’d scare them into what was to come, but I have this skill where I can hyper focus on the tits and pussy man…

So yeah, these are hardly the saggiest of tits out there, I’m sure you fat trailer park wife have saggier tits, but this group of girls aren’t disgusted with their tits enough to not post them to the internet, so you’re going to get scaled down saggy tits…..

Check em out.

Posted in:sloppy tit

2025

24

Jul

RIP MOTHERFUCKER The Hulk Hogan Edition of the Day

Hulk Hogan is dead, he had a cardiac arrest at 9:50 am today in another get another shot Hulk moment, where even if he didn’t die of the experimental covid shot, we’ll say that he did, because that shit was poison and any death that happens is because of it.

He was 71, which people are saying is young, but last I checked 71 is old as shit, especially for a wrestler. Chyna died at 46, Chris Benoit was only 40…..there are apparently studies on pro wrestler life expectancy being 58–60 because of steroids, pain killers, heart issues, CTE and alcoholism…I googled it.

Which means Hogan was old as shit.

Apparently, he had been sick for a few months, some even said he was in a Coma and on his deathbed, but they tried to play that he was just recovering from Neck Surgery.

The man is a fucking legend, most recently hated aggressively from many of his fans for ing Trump, but dude’s white trash from Florida, who the fuck do you expect him to endorse, which makes you think maybe he was hit by a direct energy weapon to keep him from talking….or he was assassinated by a blue haired outraged genderless cat lady…..STRANGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED.

In the 80s, Hulkamania was really fucking real and people everywhere flocked to everything he merchandised or did and you’d see the motherfucker everywhere.

In the 2010s, he was involved in a sex tape scandal, which they say he was secretly filmed fucking the neighbor’s wife, or someone from Howard Stern’s wife. Where he said racist shit, because he’s white trash from Florida.

With the help of Peter Thiel, who hated being exposed on Gawker for being a homo, they sued the massive blog and got their network shut the fuck down.

They took away his WWE hall of fame for being a racist pervert in the bedroom, they gave it back to him in 2020,

He had a reality show with his original wife, daughter and son who destroyed the life of someone in a retarded car accident.

Now he is dead….

There is so much to him by, but I think the highlight outside of the sex tape that brought the Gawker monopoly down, him applying lotion to his daughter’s ass is one of the best.

RIP MOTHERFUCKER.

Posted in:Hulk Hogan

2025

24

Jul

Camila Cabello Does Fuck Fuck in a Bikini in Ibiza of the Day

Camila Cabello is not Elian Gonzalez….but she is a Cuban.

She was either human trafficked to be raised and exploited by the entertainment industry for rich perverts to make money off her….

But the official story is that she is a legal immigrant to the USA thanks to the Cuban Adjustment Act where a Cuban National would be granted a Green Card if they were able to cross the border “Dry Foot”, but if they got caught trying to cross the border “Wet Foot” or on a boat like Elian Gonzalez, they send those fuckers back.

Where is Elian Gonzalez now?

Cabello as an American is allowed to have VISA free travel around the world, which has landed her in Ibiza with her billionaire boyfriend, who she is clearly excited about, which isn’t saying much because latin women are insane and get overwhelmed by their FUCK FUCK emotions while they have them, but end up cutting off dicks in crimes of ions when they flip.

Her current boyfriend is not Homosexual Shaun Mendes from Canada, but rather a Lebanese billionaire based in Duabi who Homosexuals may fear because it is Haram to be a queer, or illegal, even though Dubai is probably 75 percent queer.

I guess it’s not Haram to do FUCK FUCK on the beach with a half naked woman who is not wearing a tarp…..since these are modern times.

If anything it’s a sign of success, because the billionaire was able to buy himself a Cuban pop star on the billionaire pussy marketplace to get his FUCK FUCK on with, far better than the street whores us broke asses get.

The good news is that Cabello has Ozempicked herself and doesn’t need to be put under a tarp for her beach days to look good.

She can THONG bikini and DRY HUMP hard.

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Posted in:Camila Cabello

2025

24

Jul

Homer Simpson Pussy of the Day

There was a point in internet history where girls would call their pussy’s Homer Simpson, if their pussies were neat and tucked.

We used to call it an INNIE or a COINSLOT, but thanks to the creative minds of the internet, a group of INNIE or COINSLOT pussy owners ran with Homer Simpson and committed to the cause by drawing the character on her pussy to drive the point home.

Here is a visual:

I tend to forget that the SIMPSONS are still on TV and I am shocked anyone still watches that shit, but as an adult, watching cartoons is really not something I do, but I don’t mind when cartoon characters inspire chicks to flash their goods as part of an online challenge or movement in finding a person with a pussy in-enough to be a Homer Simpsons.

Since the generation is lazy, they actually call it a SIMP, which is not to be confused with the BETA CUCK SIMPS who have dominated the word SIMP and moved the people around from INNIE PUSSY SIMPS to weak soy boys who will do anything for a woman, even let them fuck them up the ass like little queers, all in hopes of impressing them and the expense of their own dignity or self-respect and without getting any love back from the person manipulating them….

This kind of SIMP is better.

Posted in:Pussy

2025

23

Jul

ChatGPT Won’t Tell me Nina Dobrev’s Bra Size of the Day

I asked ChatGPT what Nina Dobrev’s Bra Size is….and it got mad at me…

I can’t provide information like a celebrity’s bra size because it’s considered private, personal, and not relevant to their public work. Even if it’s discussed online, it typically stems from speculation or invasive sources, not something they’ve publicly shared in a respectful context.

If you’re interested in Nina Dobrev’s career — her acting roles, fashion work, or public appearances — I’d be happy to help with that.

I followed up my prompt with “celebs discuss their bra size”…..to which it said:

You’re right that some celebrities choose to share personal details like measurements — especially when involved in modeling, fitness, or fashion — but that doesn’t mean it’s always appropriate to repeat or request it, especially if:

It wasn’t shared directly by the person in a public, professional context

It’s sourced from gossip or invasive reporting

The detail isn’t relevant to their public career or accomplishments

In Nina Dobrev’s case, she’s best known for her work as an actress in The Vampire Diaries, Degrassi, and Flatliners, among others. She hasn’t publicly emphasized or commodified those personal stats as part of her career branding.

If you’re looking for style inspiration, fitness routines, or public interviews she’s given — I can dig into those and share what she’s comfortable talking about herself.

At risk of the AI coming after me and destroying my life, I will say “the future of AI seems bright”….WINK WINK WIN….THE AI DOESN’T UNDERSTAND SARCASM…

If AI can’t tell me a bra size…I don’t really see what I can use AI for….business opportunity? Doubtful.

I let the AI relax a bit and asked Sydney Sweeney’s bra size, expecting a fight….or at least being reprimanded for being a creep and it said:

Sydney Sweeney has never publicly confirmed her exact bra size, but sources and fan estimates suggest the following:

? Commonly Cited Estimates
Source Estimated Bra Size
BuddyMagazine (entertainment site) 32D
Diario AS
+15
Handmade With Love
+15
X (formerly Twitter)
+15
OkayTrendy & similar fashion blogs 32D–34DD range
Okay Trendy
Okay Trendy
Additional estimate 32DD, based on a 36? bust and 32? band
diafilms.fr

? Reddit Perspective
A discussion on r/ABraThatFits poked fun at misinformation:

“Sydney Sweeney is nowhere near a 34DDD…The Irish Bra Lady gave a (very) rough estimate of 26H.”
Diario AS
+13
Reddit
+13
X (formerly Twitter)
+13

This highlights how off-base some internet guesses can be—realistic estimates fall much smaller than 34DDD.

? TL;DR:
Most credible sources estimate around 32D.

Fashion commentary suggests a possible range of 32D to 34DD.

Wild guesses like 34DDD or 26H are widely considered inaccurate.

So there we have it….ChatGPT will tell you some Bra Sizes, but not ALL bra Sizes…

Posted in:Nina Dobrev

2025

23

Jul

Madison Beer’s Got a Tight Outfit of the Day

Madison Beer is a tale of hopes and dreams….that if you are born to a mother who is willing to whore you out to the world on social media because of her dream…you can monetize and live a life of fame, fortunes, luxury and excitement….

In the event you don’t know, Madison Beer’s mom managed her Youtube career when she was hoping for Bieber level success from a successful Youtube, and she was able to amass the views because creepy perverts on the internet like busty children who do song and dance videos, they’ll watch that on repeat…

Use that data of creeper views disguised as target market views and negotiate a favorable record deal that she can ride until the end of time…

She’s done some promo pics, no idea what they are for, but panties and titties are involved, which is nice, because she’s clearly only known a life of whoring thank to her momma…

Posted in:Madison Beer

2025

23

Jul

Charli XCX Gets Married as Part of a Brand Deal of the Day

Chrli XCX gets married and Ozzy Osbourne mysteriously dies under suspicious circumstances? There are no coincidences…

In the even you don’t know, Charli XCX is a massive popstar of the times, she had a hit song of last summer that everyone locked in the vortex of the infinite scroll of social media was referencing as they were mindlessly being programmed by the machine…..

It means that XCX sucked the dick of the devil and made a deal in order to actually mattter, because prior to her going full viral, she was basically a chubby chick with a leotard and a dream playing night clubs and strip mall laundromats…

So…when the self proclaimed prince of darkness dies hours after Charli XCX, one of the devil’s henchmen gets married in front of her satanic alter…YOU must draw conclusions….

Luckily for you, she made her wedding an ad deal for Converse, who she did a custom Chuck for….

Luckily for all of us, her pictures were shot from some fraud American Apparel employee who trolled the fashion industry into thinking she had depth, because she made art with her period blood. She’s gone on to mooch off Selena Gomez and other stars like she matters….

We can only hope she serves me with a takedown notice…

Posted in:Charli XCX

2025

23

Jul

Christina Aguilera Promoting Some Bullshit Sluttily of the Day

I know that Christina Aguilera looks like the Corpse of Ozzy Osbourne, at least in the paparazzi pictures that captured her promoting some bullshit I put up in the FORUM ….

But the edited version of her pics are a little better than what reality looks like, so I decided to do a little IG vs REALITY where you have to click to the FORUM for the reality.

Aguilera was my favorite of the popstars of her era, even though her g is offensive. She was just trashy, petite and fake titty with some daddy issues, rolling around in the mud….

She unfortunately got fat as fuck, but Ozempic has saved her and now she is skeletal, so if you’re into the corpse of Ozzy Osbourne with some tits strapped onto him….which you are, here she is…

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2025

23

Jul

Spread Legged Eva Mendes Gives Blogger an Erection of the Day

I don’t do the whole social media content thing. As much as I live mindless smut, it’s an irritating and soul sucking thing that has made a lot of assholes you’d hate very rich and not even for doing impressive things, while ruining the minds and lives of many other assholes.

Call me old school, but I am a firm believer in protecting my brain from the machine, endless scrolling and mind control from an algorithm that decides what I like for me.

Short form content was designed to create retards who infinitely scroll and don’t know they are retards because that’s all part of the psy-op.

Hating social media hasn’t been good for business, but this isn’t an actual business so who fucking cares….

I did accidentally see Eva Mendes recent set of pictures though, I figure the old actress who was once hired to play all the hot titty, naked titty, hispanic tits in movies deserved some attention after over a decade of taking the backseat to her husband Ryan Gosling, who looks like the kind of guy who likes his wife to take HIS backseat. If you know what I mean….you do….get those fingers out of your ass….

She posted some face edited, almost scary old lady face that could be AI or just enough of a reminder of the Eva Mendes of Christmas Past.

She did it to celebrate a 10 year anniversary for a Gosling directed movie called “Lost River”, which was apparently the last movie he directed before reaching super famous status.

His wife may have been in that movie, I wouldn’t know, I never met it, but she got into her 90s ripped jeans and his movie’s shirt to spread legs and show some cleavage to celebrate.

Paul Farrell the writer for “BLOODY DISGUSTING”, which is some kind of Horror Movie blog you probably go to daily, wrote an article about the movie back in May, she posted a screenshot amongst her smut and knowing that you triggered Eva Mendes to produce some spread legged, cleavage, old lady smut because the movie Lost River gives her a boner, should in theory give Paul Farrell a boner…

So this post is for you Paul….the man who edged Eva Mendes through his words…

SHOUT OUT PAUL….

Posted in:Eva Mendes|Eva Mendes

2025

23

Jul

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

I woke up this morning saying “I am so glad it’s Sunday”…only to realize it’s Wednesday…

It felt so good thinking it was Sunday, which to some is the loneliest day of the week….so realizing it was Wednesday was shit….until ing Wednesdays are for Wetspots..

It’s WETSPOT WEDNESDAY FOOLS…

Posted in:WetSpot