SI Swim is not a cultural event, it’s a hanging on for dear life event…..
Legacy media still exists. For whatever reason, probably a circle jerk between industry homies, the advertising agencies, the top brand people and the media companies are all in bed together.
They likely go to their kids’ Bar Mitzvahs, they likely live in the same neighborhoods, they likely have the same lake house upstate or in the Hamptons, and Florida condo for the winters.
These are drones, high performing, high level, drones who are all just recycling the money between them to keep themselves alive and living that high profile life…
So Sports Illustrated Swim manages to make enough money to pay for a giant staff of people, all while being relatively boring, outdated and BORING…
They cast some fat chicks to be woke, some trending chicks who are eager for a stamp of approval because historically they’ve only done their own bikini shoots.
They do a series of parties in NYC, the HUB for the ad people to get near the girls, like cuck losers who have finally made it and can buy selfies with hot chicks with their corporate budgets…
They do a series of parties in Miami, which they take a branded Private Jet to, because bikinis are better in Miami….
The whole thing is a bit of a joke, but girls still pretend it’s their DREAM to be featured in the magazine, because they are exhibitionist whores who want to be jerked off to and celebrated in print and in party…
The worst of it is how low hanging fruit and ghetto the whole thing is, they’ve gone the route of Playboy in using low level garbage talent that look like a BOTOX cum facial, these are trolls in cosplay as bikini models….
EVEN after the re-introduction of the NON Fats, NON Retared, Woke bullshit, we’re faced with monsters….
HERE IS ALL THE SI SWIM MAGAZINGE COVERAGE YOU NEED CLICK HERE
Featuring Sunisa Lee, Salma Hayek, Alix Earle, Nicole Williams English, Eileen Gu, Jena Sims, Elle Thurmann, Katie Asutin, Camille Kostek, Cameron Brink, Livvy Dunne, Penny Lane, Haley Van Lith, Christen Goff, Brooks Nader, Renee Herbert, Elisha Herbert, Toni Breidinger, Rayna Vallandingham, Jordan Chiles, Jasmine Sanders…
HERE IS A ALL THE SI SWIM PART COVERAGE YOU NEED CLICK HERE
Featuring – Livvy Dunne,
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