Britney Spears posted another one of her videos to pretend that she is still alive, not dead, working on her next big thing, partnering up with the Kardashians to give them clout, while securing her place on the social media machine….

She does some of the weirdest content on social media, it’s art baby, or it’s just outdated, shot on the first generation iPhone, or the kind of flip phone they give to grannies who don’t have the mental capacity to run a SMART phone…

If Britney, or the body double they are holding hostage pretending to be Britney get access to the internet, they’ll blow the cover, kill the story and cry for help in livestreams….which is what I am waiting for.

The Britney Spears being held captive all these years is one of the more interesting stories…

The fact that in her mid 40s, the super star popstar is putting out Phoebe Price level awkward dance videos is inspiring to me, because it’s hilarious and weird.

The hope is that she was meeting with the Kardashians to discuss a sex tape, because I’d have no choice by to jerk my limp dick, who aspires to be a hard dick, but isn’t as lucky as other dicks to Britney….

Apparently, it’s never too late to give the people the close up penetration videos we’ve been waiting for for decades at this point.

While we wait, we get to watch her dance, her thong lingerie content, her complaining about her dress being too short….and it all feels like a Russian bunker camgirl operation on the Human Trafficking circuit…

However, it’s Britney Bitch….

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Britney Spears is going viral because she’s attached herself to the literal dick sucking, clout chasing, dog shit Kardashians.

She’s Britney Spears, but she lives in a world where she needs to be hired by the Kardashians to continue to exist.

Even though I’ve been convinced that she’s dead and feel like the conspiracy is something the Kardashians are in on, because they are shameless and demonic and control the minds of the pop culture feed, so anything they push becomes real….

Meaning, hiring the Kardashians to push the Britney not dead narrative is a good way to push it, since it’s already gone viral.

I’m not convinced, since the Kardashians are the scum of the earth and will do whatever it takes to hype shit up…

The other potential possibility is that Britney is actually alive, but the Kardashians are so rich, they hire pop stars to lay in bed and cuddle like they are besties, now that everyone is in their 40s…since Britney is iconic and it’s fun for the weird Kardashian kids to see her in bed with their moms….

We don’t have the answers, but it happened…

More importantly, she flashed her bush in one of her videos, far more interesting…

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It may not be news, but Britney Spears dance videos may be the only thing worth living for.

That’s not to say that Britney Spears is living for them, since this could be some level of Zombie Apocalypse, where they reanimate her for her dance videos….

She may also be the AI apocalypse….just new footage based on old footage re-worked to trick us, giving the illusion she is still alive…

It could just be old footage….

So yeah, the Britney Dance Videos are the only thing keeping her alive in our hearts, minds and boners….

But they are also the only interesting thing out of pop culture bullshit….even if she’s no longer really pop culture since she’s dead…even the app she uses “InShot” is some early instagram app that she doesn’t even pay for the non-branded version…

MAYBE this is all just a paid ad….

We’ll never know, we’re just forced to appreciate every second of the weirdness.

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