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2026

04

May

Nina Dobrev’s in Mesh like a Slavic Prostitute of the Day

Being a broke and ghetto alcoholic degenerate, I have been forced to deal with prostitution on the local level, where I am forced to resort to the worst of the worst, yet affordable, toothless elderly french Canadian hookers for a good old fashion finger bang, you know the number one thing you’d do with paid sex on a budget….at least I don’t eat them out….even though I would…but they charge more for that….

Anyway, I don’t have much experience with the eastern European whores, they are too expensive, even when on refugee status working the local strip clubs….

But I assume, this is what it would loop like standing outside an Applebees waiting for work…

Nina Dobrev, recently single, Eastern European who took advantage of Canada’s easy immigration laws, now based out of the USA, living the American dream as a working actress, who gets paid more than a street whore, but is still street whoring, which is nice…

Her bikini pics make me think she has bigger tits than this silly titty dress they are trolling her with by telling her it’s fashion….this is so bootleg it looks like it was made with scraps laying around during communism….being pragmatic and resourceful communists…

But there is still tit….

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2026

04

May

Kate Moss’ Daughter Forgets her Pants for H&M of the Day

Too bad you’re not H&M and girls forgot to wear pants for you….

I guess there is some important H&M party, not that H&M is that important to the world, if anything they pollute the world with their fast fashion fake style bullshit, while putting middle of the road women into debt trying to keep up with the latest trends on their shitty middle manager budgets. Unable to buy the real designer goods, while still living in their parents basement, because this generation doesn’t own their own homes…or some shit…

Lila Moss, Kate Moss’ diabetic daughter who is all bionic with her multiple blood sugar tracking technology, which isn’t very hot to most people, but in a world of obese, probably something you chubby chasing fat fuckers have experienced….

She’s the other kind of diabetic, born diabetic, so she is still skinny with her diabetes….thanks to mommy’s cocaine partying starvation womb’s inadequacies..but Kate Moss is hot.

Anyway, she went to an event dressed like a gymnast, or a sychronized swimmer, or an aerobics instructor, since she’s Kate Moss’s daughter, thus fashionable….so PANTSLESS is in….good news for us leotard loving perverts…

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2026

04

May

Bella Thorne Still Has Her Tits of the Day

In the event that you were worried that Bella Thorne tested positive for the breast cancer gene and decided to off-her tits like they were going to kill her, she’s apparently still go them.

Sure, it could be reconstructive titty with a tattooed on nipple, not that you can see her nipple anyway, she’s one of them pale gingers….but I am going with these are her actual tits.

Sure, they are most likely reconstructed as well, you know built to fucking last and carry her career to the next level, especially with the whole need to whore yourself on the internet which she has mastered….but reconstructed for a different way.

The point of the stories…Bella Thorne’s tits to offset her giant head, balance that shit out….

And her Ass…that may or may not smell like dirty ass…because she looks like she doesn’t shower all greasy….the way you like it…

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2026

04

May

Chase Infiniti are the New Tits on the Block of the Day

Chase Infiniti is named after a Warner Bros character from a Batman movie and Buzz Lightyear’s from Toy Story’s signature slogan, which tells you about how fucking weird her parents are, some fucking Disney / Theme park addicts obsessed with Hollywood so hard they push their daughter into it.

Despite playing a 14 year old who just gets her period in the new Handmaid’s Tale, which would be more interesting if it was a porn spinoff called Handmaid’s Tail, because the Handmaid propaganda for feminists and women’s rights is fucking boring…she is actually 26.

For some reason, the industry has decided she is she, the ONE, the next big thing and luckily for you she apparently has some moderate sized tits, since that is what matters.

She was conveniently nominated for a Golden Globe in her first performance, before Disney rolled out the marketing for Handmaid’s Tail 3 – The Search for Fertility though Creampies.

ANYWAY, in being an it girl, she’s now gone onto influencer bullshit like attending important branded events at Miami F1, because if you don’t go to Miami F1, you don’t exist. She is sponsored by Audi.

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2026

01

May

Noah Cyrus Wears Underwear of the Day

As it turns out, Noah Cyrus, like Stella Hudgens, is into getting attention from her sister’s fans who follow her, because they are the ones who didn’t get the attention in the home growing up, since there sisters were so big time.

In order to get that attention, they do silly things like flash their audience on the internet, generating clicks and views like bottom feeders, giving them a thrill like they were being bad girls, and the whole thing would be erotic and exciting, like a broken down sister from a famous household, brokendown and sad, it’d even be a soldi premise of a reality show or scripted Netflix Bollywood movie…

ANYWAY…Noah Cyrus, the ugly Cyrus, wears underwear and she WANTS you to know…so she’s panty flashing.

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2026

01

May

Fishnet Friday of the Day

Fishnet’s are some classic hosiery that the hoes have worn through generations of whoring….

They say that the fishnets were invented in the 1880s in , during the Moulin Rouge cabaret era of OG Hipsters they called Bohemians sucking and fucking on Absinthe and Opiates, dying of TB, Scarlet Fever, Black Plague in the peak of their degeneracy, after turning their backs on the sophisticated class…you know rich kids voluntarily living like homeless people in the ghetto, to reject the mainstream, getting high and pretending to be artists…

LOOK, Fishnet Friday brings some French history that I can’t confirm or deny, I just know that whores were whoring in the 1890s , so some pervert scientist crafted pantyhose that looked like they were ripped, giving us some actual skin pushing through the mesh, tapping into our fishing fantasies, or trapper fantasies, of netting a pussy….and naturally, by 1920s they were famous in the USA.

I think the fishnet was created by the slutty fisherman’s daughter, who wanted sexy clothing that wouldn’t suffocate her cunt, and figured the fishnet was viable fabric….but they don’t tell you about her….

The Fishnets have lasted over 100 years, in a bunch of variations, from strippers, porn chicks, 80s office workers, punks, trannies, bartenders and goths….and you can still jerk off to them like your great grandpa did, which allows you to stay connected to your family heritage in the weirdest way.

Here are some fishnets…

Posted in:Fishnets

2026

01

May

Heidi Montag’s Titty in Bikini of the DAy

Heidi Montag is not Heidi Klum, but that doesn’t mean she can take her old ass body and squeeze it into a bikini for some clickbait attention seeking.

When a woman turns a certain age, her bikini pics become shock content, like beheading videos, or 2 girls one cup, you know, the freakish shit we around to troll our friends, like the glory days of Internet.

Montag is of that age, but since she’s been getting tranny-level surgeries over the last 20 years, her rock hard basketball tits are as plastic as they’ve always been, as is the face.

I think Montag and Spencer Pratt are great, big fan of all they do, not that I pay attention.

But they did go bankrupt buying giant crystals and quartz rocks, which is one of the more retarded and hilarious reasons to go broke.

Spencer Pratt is currently running for Mayor of LA.

LA is some sort of homeless shit filled wasteland and that’s just at Ryan Seacrests house, you know he needs the homeless blood to keep his energy levels up.

So having Pratt come in and clean up shop, or at least make LA Mayors great again, is a good thing, because Montag will be LA’s first lady.

I don’t do politics, I don’t go to the USA, I don’t go to LA, but I can give my endorsement for his cause because I’m staring at his wife’s tits.

Make MONTAG the First Lady of LA again….

Posted in:Heidi Montag

2026

01

May

Kylie Jenner’s Fake Titty Selfie of the Day

I always say that Kylie Jenner and her family are basically terrorists because they’ve helped destroy 2-3 generations of women.

They’ve normalized the botox muppet face that they all have.

They’ve normalized the fat transfers and the whole looking like an AI hybrid human from too many botched surgeries.

They’ve normalized the girl boss attitude and the whole selling direct to consumer becoming billionaires off the backs of these retards.

But I don’t think they are actual terrorists, they are just a product of society and managed to be the bottom feeders of society, navigating bottom feeding until being such good bottom feeders, tricking men into wanting to eat their bottoms, despite how freakish and hairy they are, they’ve become highly followed and they can convert sales, so legitimate people start to work with them, for some of those clicks and conversions.

They didn’t architect this shit, they just positioned themselves for this shit, and as try hard frauds, they tried hard, and became legitimate.

Their impact is still terrorism, their contribution on helping retard the world, their making tranny faces and middle of the roach chicks think they are hot bad….and everything they have done is evil…but at least they got rich out of it.

Here’s the young one’s bolt on tit looking retarded.

Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2026

30

Apr

Ice Spice’s Vile Ass of the Day

Ice Spice needs to melt about 75 pounds off her dumpy fucking ass and thighs…

I don’t know what Ice Spice is, but it’s not the good kind of ICE that makes you super productive for days on end.

It’s definitely the kind of spice that I may be allergic too, you know giving me a rash just looking at pictures of this grossness…

It’s not the good kind of spice you want to sprinkle on a prostitutes asshole before diving in for the worst kind of lunch, but you can’t help your impulses and at least the spice makes it edible…

This shit is gross….cellulite empowerment is not something to endorse, but rather to be ashamed of…

What happened to not putting on a bathing suit in the summer to hide your cottage cheese fuck…

Posted in:Ice Spice

2026

30

Apr

Olivia Wilde Face of the Day

The people fear Olivia Wilde’s new face….and by the people, I mean me…because I am the only people I know…it’s called having no friends.

Also, the actual people probably love her new face, because they are diehard Olivia Wilde fans who don’t think Olivia Wilde can do any wrong…

Even though her real name is COCKBURN…

OLIVIA COCKBURN…

I don’t think she’s ever been that hot, I’ve re-watched THE O.C., awesome show….I’m currently season seaon of HOUSE M.D…..both Olivia Wilde projects where she’s not as hot as they say she is…

HOWEVER…she’s even less not as hot as they say she is with whatever she’s done to her face to prevent the aging process badly…

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