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2026

28

Aug

Donna D’Errico’s Baywatch Revival of the Day

Donna D’Errico is near 60 year olds, but with the help of filters and AI, she can create an avatar of herself you can all jerk off to,

She is apparently a Catholic who goes to mass ever week, that is what WIKIPEDIA says about her, so apparently, selling nudes to horny losers stuck in the 90s is not a mortal sin.

This kind of behavior isn’t that outrageous, considering she was a 90s chick who dated rockers, who got her start in Playboy, before Baywatch decided to turn the jerk off fodder into TV stars….which has essentially paved the way for a lot of low level whores doing really good for themselves, and for some, they are doing it well into their retirement years….

This is wild.

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2026

28

Aug

Charlotte Lawrence Ass Pants of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence isn’t that impressive of a public figure.

She’s basically a rich kid, who is trying to make a name for herself doing whatever it is she does.

She’s not that hot, but she’s skinny, and that goes a long fucking way in this world of fat, or at least it did.

She has been consistently showing off her tits, now her ass, which isn’t a fine ass to look at…..

What we know about her is that she is a product of Christa Miller, who was Kate on the Drew Carey show, and Bill Lawrence, who I guess is getting all the hype right now because of that Ted Lasso show that people apparently watch, but he’s been doing big things since the 80s…

Which means, she’s got a lot of time on her hands thanks to having access to everything that she needs…to produce clickbait content to get some attention while her parents continue to be the ones who matter….so it’s a way to shine some light to that shadow.

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2026

28

Aug

Girls in Tights of the Day

We did NO BRAS.

We did PANTIES…or an ASSORTMENT of different PANTIES…a PANTY DRAWER of PANTY….

So to complete the CIRCLE…..

We’ve got girls in TIGHTS…

Fascinating…right?

So professional.

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2026

28

Aug

Girls in Underwear of the Day

Earlier today, I did my pulitizer prize winning, in depth investigative report on girls with no bra on….

It was set to random girls with no bra on, not the best no bra girls, but still no bra girls….

I figure, the best follow-up to that deep dig on bras, is to explore random women in panties….not a specific panty style, just any panty…even if they hate the word panty.

I guess, even braless girls wear underwear, at least when on their period, to avoid bleeding down the leg….

You know, panties, the vagina drop sheet….

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2026

28

Aug

Sydney Sweeney’s Softcore Porn to Sell Panties of the Day

Sydney Sweeney slapped on some make-up and like a pig in lipstick, she’s giving out boners to the farmhands that hate their lives…that are undersex perverts, addicted to porn and jerking off, who have had their dreams shattered, but are holding onto whatever joy they can get, by sticking their dick in the pig in lipstick, because it’s the closest they get to a human connection…

You see, the Sweeney hype is retarded, but that’s just because are collectively retarded…

Drooling retards in our wheelchairs, staring at a screen, with limited interpersonal connections, limited life experiences, or future adventures, lots of screentime, lots of emptiness, but Sweeney tits….help carry them onto to continue their shit existence, of more screentime, less adventures and attempts at interpersonal relationships…

Sweeney’s tits represent our collective misery…

Check out her lingerie pics, while she hustles lingerie to the same retards under her spelll..

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2026

28

Aug

Zoe Saldana’s Pussy Stretch of the Day

Zoe Saldana is one of the top grossing actresses of all time and I don’t mean in sperm volume from internal cum shots taken in order to be in all those big movies, I wasn’t there for her rise to the top from an episode of Law & Order to co-starring with Britney Spears in Crossroads, before her Dominican Republic raised dance ass got into the blockbusters….I just know there’s a lot of sex tourism in the Dominican Republic.

Anyway, she’s 48 and staying fit, by keeping herself skinny and doing workouts half naked, workouts that involve deep pussy stretches, because if there’s one muscle a celebrity actress should maintain, it is her pelvic floor to appease all those small dick producers….

Not that Saldana has to do that kind of thing as a top grossing actress, but maybe it’s just out of habit.

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2026

28

Aug

No Bra of the Day

I guess the NO BRA movement is better than the BRALESS movement because when you say Braless, you make thing of some slimy old bra salesman named Les, going door to door in your suburban neighborhood in the 80s selling bras to the wives. The premise of a great movie.

Braless is not some pervert bra salesman named Lester, but it is the magical freeing of the tits, still under a shirt, so it’s not fully whorish, which means it’s not as good as it can get, but it does leave you with some level of mystery. Thrilling.

I don’t think that the no bra movement is really an actual movement, women have realized that bras fucking suck and are uncomfortable….

It’s not some fake bra burn of the 70s, it’s more in-line with girls wearing their pyjamas in public, unaware that there are people around them…

They love the bras when they are padded and push-up, to give the illusion of great tit….but for the day to day tit, just leaving your tits the fuck alone is the key….if they aren’t long saggers, but probably also if they are long saggers…

Here are some braless.

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2026

27

Aug

Kristen Wiig is 53 and in her Underwear of the Day

Normally when you see a 53 year old in her underwear, you are actively not trying to see that 53 year old in her underwear. Even when you’re 53, it’s this disturbing concept, where you feel obligated to get granny a towel to cover up her old fucking ass…

For some reason, that human decency of helping senior citizens, has become encouraging them to be sexual beings and it’s fucking crazy.

I don’t know if the internet has made us lose humanity, or just made us mean spirited, where we convince the old lady she’s still got it, instead of bringing her inside and making her a cup of tea.

It’s really fucking weird, but I in the early 90s, I got my hands on a 50+ porno, back before the internet, when all the weird content was released in magazine form, and I found it to be really fucking vile. Just taking advantage of these demented old ladies for some weird dude looking for a new fetish to jerk off to.

It clearly outlined a life of failure, sadness, abuse, where they were forced to do these pornos….

In the last 40 years, things have changed, and people who have won at life like Wiig, who is actually an Academy Award nominee, and rich as shit…out here doing it by choice.

Wiig, who unfortunately was an SNL cast member, because SNL is the worst slop on TV that presents itself as comedy, has redeemed herself by doing a few interesting things since SNL….

Stripping down to her underwear, may be one of those interesting things…and interesting doesn’t mean good, if anything it means absolutely nothing…it’s just interesting that she’d be compelled to be jerked off to. Maybe her husband isn’t doing it for her anymore, maybe he never was, they did have kids through a surrogate, which means their kids aren’t even a product of a good internal cumshot…which must do something to a woman raising said kids through a series of nannies, since they didn’t even come out of her PUNANY…

YOU CAN SEE HER NIPPLES THAT HAVE NEVER BEEN LACTATED ON DESPITE BEING A MOM BECAUSE ANOTHER BITCH DID THAT PART FOR HER….

WEIRDness.

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2026

27

Aug

Some Gym Girls of the Day

These are some self proclaimed gym sluts….

I guess they are all jacked up with their post fitness endorphines, feeling a little hot on themselves, so naturally they need to share it with the internet so they know it is real…

Their hormones all askew, wetness in their fitness shorts jacked up inside them….no other option that to take pics of themselves to share with the internet…

I have gone to the gym once or twice, I used to work as a janitor at a gym before getting caught for strategically mopping them women’s shower at the time the hot chick took her shower. IT WAS JUST A COINCIDENCE…a very strategic and well planned coincidence.

While at the gym for the 3 days I worked there, 99 percent of the girls who came in were fat fucks.

You’d have this idea that horny gym sluts with their throbbing clits, all ready to show off their strength by riding your face with deep squats…..

But instead it was old ladies and fucking fatties….

So I’ll take in the gym slut, reminding us that fit bitches also workout, that is why they are fit…

More importantly, that the girls in the exhibitionist outfits mad you are staring at the asshole imprint you can see through their shorts….actually want you hard for them….

OBVIOUSLY….

Posted in:Gym

2026

27

Aug

She is a Skater Boy See Ya Later Boy of the Day

She is from Holland…

She’s got TULIPS…

You’d like to have kick flip off your face…

WOODEN SHOES….

RED LIGHT DISTRACT…

STROOPENWAFFLES…

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