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2026

06

May

Kaia Gerber Baby in Whorish Fitness Shoot of the Day

It’s a good thing I don’t go to the gym, probably not for my health and wellness, longevity, overall looks or the way I feel, but I am a weak man with terrible habits and fitness isn’t one of those habits….

So it’s not a good thing that I don’t go to the gym….

But when I see the kind of fitness outfits they are pushing on us through Gerber Baby and Cindy Crawford baby Kaia, I realize that it would be far too erotic an experience for me.

I am not even one of those ultimate retard perverts who gets overly excited and cums myself when I see a whorish outfit.

There are men far weaker than me when it comes to that….

But these outfits, the college coed in the 80s playboy shoot cotton shorts with the ass hanging out is just abusive to see doing squats or lunges or other fitness poses…

Even an overly perverted but not the most perverted motherfucker like me, who can handle a naked or near naked woman in front of me without getting a boner because I can’t get boners….would struggle with this one…

Anyway, Kaia, skinny, well trained by her stage parent model mom who starved her, all skinny and whorish…for fitness…

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2026

06

May

Gigi Hadid See Through of the Day

I didn’t want to do any Met Gala content, since I did enough with the Lena Dunham post…but Gigi Hadid looking like she’s in her 60s for Brad Cooper is creepy enough to point out.

She is a mom, so looking like a soccer mom almost makes sense, but she’s not in her 50s….so I can’t really explain the face, maybe just bad plastic surgery since the Hadid’s aren’t the hottest.. by nature…

Her body’s alright though….so the see through dress, ass out…it’s something.

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2026

06

May

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

Here are some PUSSY WEDGIES on WEDNESDAY because Hollywood, celebrity and entertainment is so fucking boring….It’s hard to imagine that it still exists or that people still pay moderate attention to it. Even social media idiots, who we’ve made rich, tend to be more compelling than the uglies the industry pushes on us through lazy fucking content because they are too bloated and rich to try, so they target the lowest common retard factor that they know will give them an ROI…..

I never considered this to be a fully devoted celebrity and pop culture site, since I am a pervert and was never really into celebrity or entertainment as an interest…but I’ve done a shit ton of celebrity posts to punish myself over the years that it’s sort of morphed into that….

The truth is that the one thing I’ll never get bored of is pussy, or various other body parts that are associated with someone who has a pussy…

So taking a break from clowns at met galas or premieres you don’t care about or social content branded and paid for to sell you product…..to stare at some pussies eating some panties is actually what I’m into doing….

Why waste my time bullshitting with some other half retard looking celeb tits, when seeing pussy in tight shorts or pants at the grocery store is my only real interest, ion or hobby…

PUSSY WEDGIE HUNTING motherfucker, that’d be our YOUTUBE GAME SHOW if I wasn’t so fucking busy looking at these random pussy wedgies.

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2026

06

May

Tanlines Tuesday of the Day

Did you really think I’d forget about Tanline Tuesday?

It’s Wednesday, sure, so Tanline Tuesday can’t exist on a Wednesday.

But that brings up the question of who decides what a day is, clearly the global elites trying to control us in their modern version of Slavery, where the slaves don’t even know they are slaves….

TANLINES….are one of the many distractions from the OPPRESSION we live under…..

Summer is coming and so can you..f you’re into tanlines on women highlight their good parts, letting you know where clothing is supposed to be, so that you truly understand how lucky you are to experience this kind of NUDITY posted to the internet by women seeking your attention and/or credit card…

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2026

05

May

Jessica Alba’s Bikini Adventure of the Day

Jessica Alba is a retired billionaire.

She was one of the first celebrities to sell her soul to a direct to consumer brand and it paid off for her.

She pretended to be the CEO, which I am sure was easy for her, since the actual brains behind the operation were other people with experience. Her job was to look pretty, to push product to her fans, to stay fit and to give her input on products and ideas that were presented to her so that she felt involved…

There were likely other people who made more money than Alba did off the Honest Company….but it worked out well for her since her acting career was pretty shit.

Anyway, she is now retired, divorced, pushing 50 years old and making the most of her life by fucking a 30 year old dude who’s just stoked to be fucking Alba, despite her menopause.

Her body is tight enough for an old lady, so she’s in bikinis, having all the fun she can because the kids are with their dad.

Divorce makes for fucked up kids, but it gives middle aged moms new opportunity to be sluts in ways they dreamt about during their marriage but couldn’t pull off because they were changing diapers, or in Alba’s case, she did pull it off cuz she had people changing diapers for her, but she couldn’t be as public about it cuz she had an illusion of perfect life to maintain for HONEST.

Anyway, she had a bunch of other dinosaurs on the yacht with her…and they also wore bikinis.


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2026

05

May

Lily Chee for Victoria ‘s Secret of the Day

She’s an actress, a model, a social media influencer.

She’s apparently doing sexy with the son of Samsung’s Executive Chairman.

She was linked to Tobey Maquire the pervert into 19 year olds….

She is now a Victoria’s Secret model.

Victoria’s Secret is doing the best they can to get back their glory.

They are hoping harder than most 90s brands that this 90s revival will let them live again.

There was a time they were the biggest thing and being a VS model was the pivotal in hotness, even if some of the models weren’t that hot. They weren’t fat and we all bought into their marketing hustle….

Then they degraded that prestige, like Playboy did, scrambling to please the internet fats, and the whole thing hasn’t fully recovered.

They’ve gone back to their old roster from before they were woke fat fucks, but their old roster is old.

They aren’t sourcing the hotness they once did through human trafficking practices on their jet…

They are just tapping into the people they think people want to see naked or half naked…that have following.

So Kardashian Jenners, Hailey Beibers and other “influencer” trash get used in the campaigns….now this Lily Chee to get the ASIAN points, since white dudes with small penis like Asian women…all people with millions of followers they are mooching off of…

Instead of finding us international pussy we never heard of but are glad they have BOOTS on the ground recruiting them….

SURPRISE US, you fucks..

Good enough for Toby Maquire’s dick, good enough for you to look at. He’s spiderman afterall, isn’t he?

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2026

05

May

Elsa Hosk Photoshoot of the Day

Elsa Hosk got re-impregnated by her husband because she’s middle aged, even if she still looks good, she’s an old lady who is doing family planning more than producing jerk off material like she did when she made the move from pro Basketball player in Sweden to top VS model….

Before she go impregnated by letting her man cum deep inside her model pussy, possibly due to a breeding fetish, but more to beat the impending biological clock…..she did a skinny girl half naked bikini shoot….

We like skinny girls, even middle aged ones when they are Elsa Hisk…so check it out.

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2026

05

May

Dove Cameron Titty iN Bikini of the Day

“Dove” Hosterman is a Disney Kid who rebranded herself as a dark and sexual being, because that is what all the Disney kids do, it’s definitely in the Disney Kid textbook.

They play it like they are having some kind of mental break after being child stars, which is possible, but these puppets are trained to do what they are told, so turning 18 and getting access to their money doesn’t seem to align with them going off the fucking rails like wild and crazy girls.

It seems manufactured clickbait to help transition them to continue appealing to their audience, who would otherwise find Disney kids too corny to pay attention to, as they move onto other internet whores instead.

These people are industry puppets and nothing they do or say is off the cuff, impulsive or themselves, it’s tactical manipulation since too much money is left on the table…

Dove Cameron has a dad who killed himself….which is probably better than having a dad who diddled her like other child stars in the program because her dad was gay and not into the whole vagina thing.

She likes to play into that whole “TRAUMA” at 15 to justify her fake titties….

I don’t love fake titties, but I like girls showing off titties, and sometimes, those are fake titties, so I do my best to adapt.

So any excuse to show off the titties is a good one….gay dad suicide, great, now where’s the clit pics?

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2026

05

May

Despite Hysterectomy Lena Dunham Dressed Like Used Tampon at the Met Gala of the Day

Despite Hysterectomy Lena Dunham Dressed Like Used Tampon is really the foundation of this post.

Great joke right, print that shit, sell that shit, send it to the SNL producers to get me as job to help them revive their dog shit comedy….

The good news is that Lena Dunham had a hysterectomy, so we’ll hope that means she can’t actually breed. No fertilized eggs left in the fridge because she had to deal with her compulsive eating when crying in bed one night and they were the only thing in the fridge, so she fried them shits up….

The bad news is that Lena Dunham exists in the pop culture realm.

There was a time when the clearly EVIL industry of baby eaters decided to push her content on us, like she was a fat fucking ugly fucking voice of a generation, and people bought into it.

Since she was a half retard chronic masturbating weirdo, she felt compelled to be naked as often as she could, like a mentally stunted extra chromosome carrier with no filter or self control at the grocery store….only she was a trending, accomplished, well paid writing, producer and actor….

No one took a look at her and said “EWWW” we can’t put her on TV…..

When I first launched the site, I almost had a moment of success in the mainstream where a now very famous producer would send me perverted emails offering me the opportunity to write a spec script for a Will Farrell movie for him which I never did and if I did definitely wouldn’t have sold or been successful in the mainstream due to a lack of talent, but he was new to the industry and didn’t really know better at the time.

Anyway, he made a comment about the movie featuring a “Hollywood” fat chick, which was not actual fat chicks, but was fat for the sake of the movie, not emulating the Walmart line-up, but instead representing fat enough to get the point across.

For some reason, the people behind Lena Dunham didn’t feel the same way, because they leaned fully into the ditch pig…

Anyway, Despite Hysterectomy Lena Dunham Dressed Like Used Tampon……

Now more a man than she’s ever been, still not justifying how extremely monstrous she is, you know Ozempic exists….and so does hiding in your home on your pile of money with her uterus she probably has framed like an art piece because she’s the kind of slop with a drawer full of turds she’s found in her bed….or fake feminist who thinks period blood art is powerful….

She gross and it is abuse, sexual abuse, that HBO or whoever made us see her naked.

We need a class action suit for eye rape.

The Met Gala is some retarded event where people dress up like it is Halloween and pretend it is Fashion. It’s highly exclusive and not for the normies, so normies watch in awe and excitement to see what clown shit these idiots wear.

Some of those normies dream of attending or getting the invite, so they spend their lives trying to get famous enough to make it.

Maybe they can be a Kardashian Jenner Baldwin Bieber Klum too….

We’ve got some links to other guests:

Cami Mendes from Riverdale was there CLICK HERE

Joey King for JustJared was there CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lena Dunham

2026

04

May

Brooks Nader Vagina Dress of the Day

I am not a gynecologist, but I would pretend to be one if it allowed me to stare at a vagina, even a deformed or sick vagina, because it is a vagina….

Like when there is a medical incident on a plane and they scream “IS THERE A DOCTOR ON BOARD”, I would want that but for pussy problems.

You know, sitting in the park one balmy summer afternoon, where a jogger falls over from what feels like a kick in her cunt…

NEEDING immediate medical attention, because the pain is too much to handle….

Only for me, THE HERO to step up and say “I AM A GYNECOLOGIST and I CAN BRING THING PUSSY BACK TO HEALTH”…before diving in and giving it MOUTH TO MOUTH…

Since I am not a gynecologist, I can’t tell if this is Brooks Nader, SI MODEL turned DANCING WITH THE STARS dancer, turned REALITY SHOW trash, turned PAPARAZZI attention seeker, turned BAYWATCH ing cast….FLASHING her cunt at a BEZOS party in NYC…

It looks like a vagina to me….but it could also be BUNCHED up underwear designed to look like a meaty luncheon meat sandwich….

HOT….

VAGINA DRESSES are the new TITTY Dress…

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