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2026

09

Mar

Dakota Johnson is Calvin Klein’s Icon of the Day

Calvin Klein clearly has dementia because he has cast Dakota Johnson as one of his icons….

Dakota Johnson is a third generation hollywood whore and she’s not fat or anything, while willing to slip off her panties or top for some marketing campaigns, but she is no way an Icon.

Her mom Melanie Griffith isn’t even an Icon…so it’s a little aggressive a title…

We can only assume that Calvin Klein is a Coldplay fan, he is a homo after all, so it does line-up….because Johnson’s most important work has been masturbation fodder to Coldplay fans into the pussy the main pussy who sings for Coldplay inserts his pussy…

I’m not hating on stripped down Hollywood baby, I just find her boring and not iconic at all…she hasn’t really done anything important enough to be iconic other than get cast in 50 Shades of Grey, a book 99 percent of sad housewives came to, only for the movie to not have one singular scene for dudes to jerk off to….it was a fail….and I blame Johnson showing her Johnson…

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2026

09

Mar

Madonna’s Daughter Lourdes Leon Tittes of the Day

They claims that this fat mutant looking girl who seems to have crawled out of a swamp is Madonna’s spoiled brat, which would explain why she was attending fashion week, because with a face like that, she’d need to be Madonna or at least someone equally rich’s daughter to get to places like that, unless of course she was some it-girl from the internet born with a dick, they do let Em Rata go to these kinds of things….

Anyway, she has her tits out in a sheer outfit, because that’s fashion, and when you look as rugged, long faced, tired, weak chinned as Lourdes Leon, the titties are a great accessory to give her overall look a gentle refresh…

I’ll stare at tits.

The good news is that her Italian bush isn’t growing down her thigh…but also that her scrotum isn’t hanging out of those panties…

TITS.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lourdes Leon|Madonna

2026

09

Mar

Muscle Mommy Monday of the Day

Here are some strong chicks we’re calling muscle mommies, not because I invented to term, it’s probably something weight lifting moms came up with so that they can feel like they are part of some special group….

It’s their muscle mommy era, because being in an era seems to be something that women are very into saying they are in.

It’s hive mind shit, but I figure showing off their muscles for all you perverts to get motivated or inspired to either get to the gym, because if this is the end of the world, you need to improve your cardio and strength….

Or you can just be happy that they do the fitness for you, allowing you to be inspired to find you a muscle mommy of your own since it’s not technically as gay as your other gay fantasies since they are technically women…

Either way, muscle mommy monday motivation whatever your motivation may be..

Posted in:Muscle Mommy

2026

06

Mar

Olivia Rodrigo Porns Up Paris of the Day

Here’s Olivia Rodrigo, some bullshit popstar who looks 12 and who they like to sexualize because she looks 12.

She’s dressed like Wednesday Addams, like some kind of slutty cam girl goth…

She’s clearly using the Eiffel Tower like some kind of phallus, as she pushes her ass up against it…being the ultimate buttplug….

She may look small, but I bet she can take it all in her….

It’s one of those muscle memory from when they were training her to be famous…

FASHION WEEK…

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2026

06

Mar

Millie Bobby Brown Wants Her Nerd Fans to Jerk Off to Her of the Day

Millie Bobby Brown Jovi wants her nerd fans to jerk off to her….what are you waiting for….

It’s pretty inappropriate because those nerd fans fell in love with her when she was 12 years old…

Hollywood, the creepiest place in the world….Or maybe…you’re the creep….

I’m going with you being the creep…since you jerk off to Millie Bobby Brown Jovi like some kind of weirdo…

Posted in:Millie Bobby Brown

2026

06

Mar

Fat Kelly Brook Bikini Models The Fat Ass Fat Titties of the Day

It is a tale as old as time…

The gut, or really the ass, belly and entire body always catch up with the big tits.

Kelly Brook was always a fat chick who starved herself to show of her big naturals….so she didn’t really come across as a fat chick….

Now, Kelly Brook is just a fat chick….but still has meaty fucking tits, so her fans who don’t want to move on with their lives by finding new tits to obsess over, instead what they know….

Since they’ve been jerking off to her tits for all these years….why give up now….even if you should…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2026

06

Mar

Sofia Vergara’s Titty Show of the Day

Sofia Vergara is proof that there is life after being human trafficked or used as a drug mule…

If you are one of the top performers they are smuggling in, or using their tits to smuggle in drugs, and if you prove to be on your best behavior for all the very rich guys they are rented out to…..there may come a day when they help you achieve all your wildest dreams….

Pay your dues and land a sitcom…become worth millions….enjoy the luxuries of life on your , instead of as an accessory or hired help for rich dudes…

Some of these Latin people come into America because they are already rich in their own countries, others have to eat shit doing shit jobs, others get to eat rich guy shit in a different kind of way…you know as a “model”…we don’t know what category Vergara falls into…

Anyway, she’s old, still has tits…that she’s showing off because she’s a success story, a big fucking win…..

TITTY SHOW….cuz THE POWER OF TITTY made a life for VERGARA and that’s all that really matters…

She was in another titty top for the paparazzi – you can see the pics if you CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2026

06

Mar

Maeta’s Got Her Sloppy Tits Out of the Day

Maeta is the daughter of a Pilates instructor who has positioned herself as a soulful R&B singer….

I’ve always hated R&B, but I don’t mind looking at the big sloppy tits of one of their participants…

Apparently, she’s white as fuck, but plays racially ambiguous because we are all god’s people….

The fact that people say someone is BLACKFISHING is racist, because it is saying that black people act a certain way….like it’s racist to say shit like “White people things’ but you hear it all the time…THEY ARE TRYING TO DIVIDE US…

But we can COME together to the tits of some 26 year old R&B singer, daughter to a Pilates instructor, straight from the mean streets if Indianapolis….signed to Jay-Z’s pervert label that may be involved in Human Trafficking…but that’s all racist rumors…

POINT OF THE STORY is TITS cuz she’s at fashion week and that’s FASHION….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Here are some of her other pics, she’s pretty whorish, which makes us appreciate her more than we normally would since she’s an R&B singer and that’s hard to appreciate…cuz R&B sucks.

Posted in:Maeta

2026

06

Mar

Sydney Sweeney’s Boring Lingerie Content of the Day

The problem with these rich and famous fucks pushing products on the massive retard audience is that it’s shameless and annoying…

They only produce or promote content when they are selling bullshit to the massive retard audience.

It’s like silence while they live their rich lives until they decide to promote a movie or a direct to consumer amazon brand that will make them billionaires. Taking them to the next level of rich. Then they don’t shut up.

They become the late night infomercial you were forced to jerk off to because you only got one channel.

The S just trying to manipulate your minds and wallets so that they can win.

They don’t care about you because if they did…they would do actual decent content.

They would sit down with a team of geniuses and put something innovatve together.

But they don’t even bother because they don’t even have that much respect for you.

They do the bare minimum because they still fucking win….

Now, Sweeney has great tits, the world is excited by them because they are tits and I am all for that.

I am exhausted from the uglies they pushed on us for 5+ years…..

So bring the decent blonde with big tits…

HOWEVER, her content production is lazy, sloppy and impossible to jerk off to.

I could send a list of 100 concepts in 10 minutes that would be good…..

AI could send a list of 100 concepts in 1-3 seconds….

Instead, they give us this….still has tits thought!

TITS!

Posted in:Sydney Sweeney

2026

05

Mar

Addison Rae Does Lucky Brand Short Shorts of the Day

Lucky brand still exists and they are following the American Eagle Outfitters or whatever the fuck Sydney Sweeney was involved in that went viral because they used a big titty girl people find hot in a denim ad like it was the good old days when sex sold product….

Lucky brand decided to push their slutty short shorts that we are all excited to see in the summer, where assholes are virtually exposed in public while walking the streets like a whore, but really they are just grocery shopping.

They realize that sex sells, and that using people perceived as hot chicks, even if they are dumpy chicks, pushes product more than fat angry trolls…

The future seems bright baby…we’re eventually going to land back in the 90s, where hot chicks were cast in everything and uglies were left to work regular jobs….

This whole giving mid range low level bitches celebrity hype, even if they got it from posting sex tapes, is a flawed system….

We’re heading in the right direction….all before the world implodes…and that’s nice to see.

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Posted in:Addison Rae