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Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

2026

29

Sep

Kendall Jenner’s Got No Pants On of the Day

Kendall Jenner is jacked up on aspartame and acesulfame potassium, the sweeteners in her trendy European Coca Cola….it’s like an attack on natural sugar, favoring chemicals that shrink your testicles, which may be something she learned from her dad…GET IT….

She is also not wearing pants in her weird social media content, rocking some kind of body suit, that would probably be hotter if it wasn’t on Kendall Jenner but rather on a hotter chick.

The issue with the Kardashians having won the internet marketing scheme, is that their innate and natural level of desperation is far less dark and desperate as we’d want from them….

They have money, they are still trash, but not the dark level of trash that comes with TRUE desperation.

That’s unfortunate for us all…

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2026

29

Sep

Florence Pugh on Late Night TV of the Day

No,

This is not ELLIOTT PAGE topless on the cover of a fashion magazine, but it’s about as masculine.

It is Florence Poo on Late Night TV, which is shocking still on TV, because Jimmy Fallon’s version of a talk show has always been pretty dystopian, corny and childish. It’s made me uncomfortable since his first time getting celebs to do schoolyard games…for an audience of low IQs..

Anyway, Florence Poo scares me.

Lucador midget wrestling fetishists may be INTO IT…innit…

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2026

29

Sep

Amelia Gray Hamlin Titties in Paris of the Day

Amelia Gray Hamlin was in Paris because she is a top level fashion model, at least according to her marketing team, or her mother.

They’ve positioned her as a top level fashion model, instead of the daughter of a reality star with fat tits and lips, who likely had her girls get the same surgeries as her to make them look more like her….instead of what Demi Moore did with her weirdo looking kids that she raised free range, instead of dialing it in and adjusting their faces to match her plastic surgery addiction.

ANYWAY, top model, top influencer, top bottom feeder, all the same bullshit…

I’m just here because I see hard nips in her slutty see through underwear outfit…because I have nothing better to do.

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2026

29

Sep

Helen Flanagan Still Has Big Tits of the Day

I have enough trouble actual celebrities, who have been working in entertainment over the last 20 years.

I have no grasp on the new generation of celebrities, I don’t know who any of them are.

I don’t know anything about influencers either…

So some low-level like Helen Flanagan is fucking confusing, I have to actually tap into my demential brain, and figure it out.

BUT after being blinded by the big tits, I’ve been reminded by the big tits, that they were UK based, on Cornation Street, the nightly soap opera that runs in the UK and is a major fucking show, that she quit to become a titty glamour model.

Meaning, she had a mainstream job and decided her tits deserved better, looking at the Glamour Models of the time, who were known for their trashy tits, she quit the mainstream job to do that instead.

Pretty weird, but landed her a soccer player and she has since gone back to acting or ONLYFANS, I mean I’m not about to google her to see what the tits are up to, I am just aware of WHO the tits belong to after staring at these pics of said tits…

TITS the cure to dementia and/or retardation, even if they oftentimes make us retarded.

For the record – the tits aren’t that exciting and these pics of the tits are even less exciting…

Posted in:Helen Flanagan

2026

28

Sep

Charli XCX and Other Tits at the VMAs that Still Exist of the Day

I didn’t know that the VMAs were still a thing, but I guess MTV is a legacy brand owned by Larry Ellison and it makes sense to keep it existing, especially when televised events like the VMAs are culturally nostalgic, not quite relevant, since no one cares about MTV or their opinion on music videos people only watch because that is how they LISTEN to music on YOUTUBE through their BLUE TOOTH speakers…

The music video was once the best marketing machine for the song, along with radio play, it gave a song opportunity to go viral.

Now, the music video is just background visuals to a bunch of losers using Youtube as their playlist because their ipod broke, their MP3 collection hard drive corrupted, and they can’t afford SPOTIFY….

Anyway, I saw an article with the VMA looks and I didn’t know ANY of the people featured besides a handful….

It seemed VERY ghetto and not one of the women they featured was HOT at all…

The girl working the coffee shop or your local TEXAS ROAD HOUSE is more appealing than what they are selling as celebrity pop stars with their vocoder robot auto-tune voices…

GARBAGE…pop culture is garbage…even CHALI XCX and the tits she’s used as a fat chick to get ahead is GARBAGE…old kitchen garbage…EVEN now that she is a PLAYBOY bunny garbage…but I do like that she named herself after her MSN MESSENGER screen name because good nudes were received on MSN MESSENGER before Bill Gates hat the bed and let facebook takeover…and I guess her tits aren’t the worst.

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Apparently they brought Madonna out as often as possible, because they wanted to make the event feel like an old-folks home Christmas pageant. The clip I am posting is really fucking low level production value, I can’t imagine pop culture was always this shitty…but big BUCKET LIST moment for the fraud pop star that is CHARLI XCX…

Other trash at the event:

Old as Shit Sex Tape for Hype Pioneer and Billionaire who Paved the Way for Kardashians – Paris Hilton

She’s got gloves to cover the old lady hands, a neckbrace to cover her old lady neck…and a push up bra…

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Some trash named Tyla was there….

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Sabrina Carpenter and Madonna’s Corpse did some Satanic Ritualistic Torture or Sacrifice….

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2026

28

Sep

Sports Illustrated Model Hilary Duff Stuff in a Swimsuit of the Day

Hilary Duff was a Sports Illustrated model this year.

No, it wasn’t for some of her body building poses as part of a feature on female body builders, since she is built like a bit of a tank.

It was instead their Swimsuit edition, which is typically reserved for actual models, fat chicks with one arm, diabetes and a dick, as well as some athletes, influencers and WAGS…

Duff, hasn’t been a WAG in a long time, but when she was, we used to joke about how they’d run train on her in the lockerroom when the team won as a celebration. Those were some good times…

She was too big of a deal, or fat, to be an SI Swim model then, but she did it now….

So seeing her in her swimsuit…is just her in her updated profession, she’s a professional ya see…

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2026

28

Sep

Claudia Schiffer’s Bikini at 56 of the Day

Claudia Schiffer has been married to a British producer and director named Matthew Vaughn for 25 years. He is knighted or some shit, so she’s a “LADY”, LADY SCHIFFER, so classy.

Her husband produced Guy Ritchie’s first movies, LOCK STOCK and SNATCH….he was best man at Ritchie’s weird wedding to Madonna and he has gone onto do big movies like Xman, Kingmans, ETC..

I googled “who is Claudia Schiffer” married to….because as the expression goes, for every hot old pussy, there’s a miserable man tired of her bullshit…likely cheating on her with younger versions..

Claudia Schiffer was a top mode in the 90s, I distinctly people having some kind of rivalry between the two, where you either had to be a Schiffer bro or a Crawford bro and it was frowned upon when you said “I love all pussy, I’ll take it ALL…or JERK OFF TO IT ALL…

I was a Schiffer guy, she was just hotter than CRAWFORD’s all American Pepsi girl….Schiffrer was an Aryan fashion model…because I’m fucking classy in my homeless cesspool of a broke ass life…I can still like LUXURY ITEMS, even when they are at the CONSIGNMENT store because they are OLD and CRACKED and on a super discount….like THESE PICS of a current SCHIFFER…who is still SCHIFFER…

I’m still a Schiffer fan.

Posted in:Claudia Schiffer

2026

28

Sep

Sydney Sweeney Keeps on Titty-Ing of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is smarter than most whores who sell their pussy because she doesn’t do it in some low level, crying for attention kind of way.

I think they MARKETING BROS call it the PUSH or PULL strategy, similar to the IN AND OUT strategy, which I means fuckin IN and OUT…PUMP AND DUMP…..HIT AND RUN or HIT IT AND QUIT IT…..PRAY THEN SPRAY……only when it PUSH AND PULL it’s like either they PUSH themselves on you, or they pull you in by compelling you.

Most internet whores selling their nudes are doing the PUSH strategy, where they keep on feeding bullshit nudes on you until their either go viral and break your defences, forcing you to buy into them.

In Sweeney’s case, you’d think it was just a low level, or a PUSH strategy, where they keep feeding us the bullshit nudes, but the difference is she doesn’t do it for selfies on instagram, she does it as part of high profile acting jobs, which have turned into high paid brand sponsorship jobs….meaning…she’s less whorish, while being more successful in whoring, because she has the credibility of it being “acting”, not some bitch trying to get subscribers.

We call it the soft sell…because she’s culturally relevant and doesn’t need to beg your asses to look at her tits…

It’s all whoring, but postured just a little different, where the people want SWEENEY because they see her on TV, instead of giving into Sweeney because she doesn’t shut up in her low level manipulation tactics.

It’s a subtle difference, but luckily, it all involves tits, which keep us motivated, at least enough to stare at tits…

Posted in:Sydney Sweeney

2026

25

Sep

Stella Hudgens 3 Years of Titty of the Day

Stella Hudgens threw away her mainstream career for selling nudes back in 2023, so she’s been at this for 3 years and clearly it makes her a boat load of money, because she keeps doing it.

Clearly, it’s her way of paving her own identity in the world, coming out of the shadow of her sister Vanessa, who is a successful Disney kid who gave her nudes away for free….or at least had them hacked and the internet circulated them for free…showcasing above all things a 5 O’Clock shadow of a bush…it was a fun time on the internet at the time….now it’s just so boring.

Anyway, I endorse the transition from mainstream to adult nude production, whether it’s self produced, or part of a bigger thing like Maitland Ward, because seeing mainstreamers fail at the mainstream compared to their sisters is sad, but seeing them win with their big fake tits is happy and in these dark and depressing times, I choose happy.

So, go out there and contribute to Stella’s nudes…we need more mainstreamers going pornographer…because I think that whole thing is starting to dry up and we need to stoke that fire for the other broke famous desparados out there…

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2026

25

Sep

Kelly Brook Power of Tits Put Us to the Test of the Day

Kelly Brook has giant tits that she has monetized for over 20 years. She’s made a lot of money as a titty model and became one of the top Page 3 UK Glamour Girls, the kind the others looked up to as a guide or life coach. Someone who represented how to properly monetize the tits.

She always looked like a fat chick to me, but she starved herself out and fought growing into her tits, which meant she wasn’t quite a fat chick.

Now, she’s embraced being a fat chick who grew into her tits, even with ozempic and SHAME working on the SKINNY Kelly Brook behalf….

So she’s decided to challenge us, to see how far she can go with the tits, before we tap out and say “too fat”…

Apparently, the old lady isn’t there yet, because people are loving her fat lady tits, but there may be a time when she goes too far and crosses that line….

It’s one of those “HOW GOOD ARE THE GRANNY TITS? GOOOD ENOUGH TO IGNORE ALL THE GROSSNESS THAT COMES WITH THEM WHILE YOU CUM TO THEM?”….a viral game we should sell on the APP STORE…

YES, I got the billion dollar ideas….

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