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2026

27

Mar

Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini Bullshit is Still Hot of the Day

Like heat stroke that you assume is a heart attack but that doesn’t kill you, because you are not that lucky on your miserable family vacation with your dog shit wife…..

Candice Swanepoel is coming in hot, so you can cum in your sock, or whatever you’re using as a pocket pussy these days, because of that dog shit wife forcing you to a life of masturbation cuz her fat ass doesn’t suck dick anymore….

Candice Swanepoel is older than your wife, she’s about 100, but I guess with modern tech these rich cunts get all the potions to make their pussy’s smell fresh, and their faces to look even more fresh…

She is 100 fucking years old, but she’s stripped down in a bikini to whore herself to sell her products and she’s substantial…

It’s a testament to how far two generations after her have fallen into the whole “internet best friend” relateable bullshit…

When really we need unattainable hotness…

RIGHT..

I’m sure there’s some photoshop involved inthis lie….but the internet is a lie and that’s why it’s enjoyable..

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2026

26

Mar

Chase Infiniti Has Tits of the Day

The Hollywood machine is trying to push this Chase Infiniti girl on you..

She is named after Nicole Kidman’s Batman Forever character and Buzz Lightyear’s catch phrase, which were hit movies in 1995 what she was born…

She’s now 25 years old and based on the use of her tits, the fact she was nominated for a Golden Globe for “One Battle After Another” when no one has ever heard of her, it means she is being cultivated and released to us by the evil Hollywood industry.

She could be from their cloning lab, her shade of beige makes her futuristic and appealing to all races….she is the SWITZERLAND of humans…NEUTRAL TONED…

She even did VOGUE – see the pics in THE FORUM

She is going to be in the Handmaid’s Tale spin-off that we hope doesn’t exclude that monster Elizabeth Moss….

I can handle skinny 25 year old beige chick tits, I can handle that freak Scientology monster, in weird feminist agenda programming…

To Infiniti and Beyond, and by Beyond I mean her tits…

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Posted in:Chase Infiniti

2026

26

Mar

Fat Chick Models Bikinis for Sports Illustrated Gets Shamed For Being Fat The Way Nature Intended of the Day

Hunter McGrady is a very fat mom of 2 in her mid 30s…she is the daughter of a working actor which is why she exists LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY…

She’s about 350 pounds and clearly does not do Ozempic like every other self respecting fat person, which I know is a fallacy, you can’t be self respecting at fat. You can however be delusional and think you are hot…

In Hunter’s case, it’s pretty obvious that she’s being used as a tool by the system to cater to the whining fat internet pigs who want more fat representation to feel better about themselves…

However, I think the fat movement isn’t triggered by the FATS but instead the brands who want people fat, to sell more product to them and their impulse controls..

So the whole fake demand for plus sized pigs in content or marketing, is just by design to keep people fat, to keep selling diet trends, diet meds, fat ailment and product to soothe the sadness in the fat soul…

Hunter KNOWS there is Ozempic, she knows she could get fit, but her whole career relies on the fat hustle…

The like the fat is hot or powerful…

No one thinks that, we aren’t genetically coded to think they are hot or worth reproducing with…and just because you fuck fatties cuz they are willing to fuck you, doesn’t mean the fatty is worth a fuck, even if it feels like a fun ride at the carinaval that suffocates you while it strokes out on top of you…

PIGS….

Sports Illustrated Swim just tries to survive, reinvent itself, appease the audience, make noise, be socially relevant, so they do this mom in her 30s and celebrate her, when the only thing she knows how to do when it comes to sports is eat all the damn hot dogs..

She has been in Sports Illustrated Swim since 2017 at size 16….and to think before her their PLUS SIZED model was GENEVIEVE MORTON….who they turned on…

The funniest thing about McGrady’s wikipedia is that she was on the cover of HEALTH magazine, and Sports magazines…

What is this terrorism to the people!?

The good news is that the internet is mad about it…GOOD.

Posted in:Hunter Mcgrady

2026

26

Mar

Rachel Pizzolato Brings her Tits to a Vitamin Event of the Day

Rachel Pizzolato may have a bit of an ass-face, but she’s got big tits on a relatively non-fat frame, which makes her better than 99 percent of the pigs they market as hot out there..

Rachel Pizzolato has a really weird fanbase because she was in a Popular Mechanics or Myth buster show for kids, not the adult Myth Busters, but one for kids, meaning the adult dudes watching it for her tits, were watching kids programming…stunted weirdo fucks…

She brought her tits to some influencer event for a vitamin brand called Cymbiotika….which is apparently a seriou shealth and wellness brand…

Which is what she brought her serious tits to the serious event for the serious product line, cuz she’s very serious….and if you don’t believe me, check out the tits…

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Posted in:Rachel Pizzolato

2026

26

Mar

Courtney Stodden is Still Hot of the Day

Courtney Stodden was famous for being the child bride to some pervert from Lost….

For some reason, the internet hated on her, including people like Christie Teigen, do you that freakish pervert monster?

It was in the era when you were allowed to collectively laugh at someone, but really, there was nothing to laugh at when it came to Stodden.

She was skinny, she got clown tits, bleached hair…she looked like a standardized sexual fantasy…

Well, Stodden has the last laugh because all these years later, she’s still compelling, or producing staged paparazzi content, but that’s compelling enough for me!

I am from the era of staged paparazzi determining who I find interesting rather than the computer brain behind the social media feeds…

I am old school and I didn’t mean to use the word era, because every suburban wine mom, or cat lady into Taylor Swift, they’ve assaulted the word ERA, and it’s become something we all need to BOYCOTT…

We should not boycott hot Courtney Stodden….

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Here’s a bunch of Courtney Stodden because why the fuck not….right….

You should click the jump…

(more…)

Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2026

26

Mar

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

I don’t know if these girls are using their thong like some sort of security blanket, you know, a little safety mechanism to make them feel comfortable in their actions, like swimming with a life jacket or riding a bike with a helmet like some kind of faggot.

I just know that they are technically fully clothed while still showing off their assholes, so it’s grey area explicit.

It’s grey area NSFW.

It’s grey area ADULT RATED CONTENT.

It’s grey area whoring….because if they were actual whores, they’d have no PANTIES on and THONGS are CLEARLY a panty…

Sure, the asshole is visible, but that’s just the THONG DESIGN…not their fault, just victims of circumstance…

NOT WHORES>

Victims..

AREN’T THEY ALL…

Posted in:Asshole Behind Thong

2026

25

Mar

Sydney Sweeney Still Repurposing the Same Shoot to Sell Panties of the Day

I am a Sydney Sweeney hater because she’s uninspiring.

I get that she’s got hot fat tits on her small frame, I am not a retard, I mean I am a retard, but in being a retard I know she’s got fucking tits…

It’d be impossible for anyone who knows who Sydney Sweeney is, which is probably a lot of people, to not know Sweeney for her tits, it’s basically all she pushes, promotes, puts out there for all the attention and money and success she gets…

Sweeney is uninspiring because she posts the same old photoshoot for her brand new brand…

She’s rich, her brand is backed by Amazon, so she’s got budget outside of using her own money, she’s got distribution with Amazon, she’s a huge celebrity, who you’d assume couldn’t really sell underwear unless it was used and for the nerdy dudes jerking off to her….

So every shoot she does, no matter how softcore porny she goes, it is consistently boring….

Yes, chick in lingerie, sure, tits, got it….

BUT TELL A BETTER STORY with those tits, make us fucking excited you boring, empty, sedated, medicated fucks….

Here are her pics, you may have seen before, because she keeps posting the same shit..

Posted in:Sydney Sweeney

2026

25

Mar

Kylie Jenner’s Muppet Face Titties of the Day

Kylie Jenner is part of the terrorist organization called the Kardashians. For some reason, no one is sending drones their way, to end the damage they’ve done to the world, but unfortunately, the argument is probably that they were in the right place at the right time in the pop culture trends, rather than shaping the pop culture trends, because I’d hate to think the Kardashians are anything more than gutter porn trash that know how to sell product. They are pitch men, not influential…

So all these women looking like terrifying muppets with all the same faces, trying to blend into each other, normally naturally ugly women, trying to look hot….aren’t because of the Kardashians, they are just like the Kardashians….or some shit…

Anyway, Kylie brought her now Hollywood wife tits out in a bra to sell make-up.

She’s got big hair with a bow in it, either doing some 1950s housewife horror porn, but she may also be going for baby doll….which is creepier.

Since she’s from a family where the dad cut his dick off and turned it into a fleshy hole he considers a pussy…you know shit is weird.

This is some MONSTER shit…

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Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2026

24

Mar

Rat Faced Rat Cow is Face of Gucci of the Day

This has to be a joke…like Fashion industry being ironic by using homeless retard amputees with AIDS in their campaign to seem high brow….

Because they’ve positioned online tits Em Rata as a luxury item, when reallly she’s more of an old boot you find in drainage pipe in the park and wonder how it go there..

Gucci may have been an iconic luxury brand for many decades, but like everything it’s gone to the dumpster as luxury brands start to fail because people realize they can buy clothing at Walmart for under 10 dollars…

You’d have to be some kind of idiot to think that overpriced clothing made in China is worth more than the 10 dollars they sell it for at Walmart.

They put their recognizable brand logo on the dog shit product and the retards of the world buy into the scam…

To make things worse, they are now using some of the least interesting, least influential, rat faced muppets, like Em Rata in their high profile marketing.

Rat Cow is a GUCCI girl because some faggot somewhere felt she hit the brand’s new direction and re-launch, where they are overpriced garbage, with overpriced garbage models in their campaign…

I don’t hate Em Rata or her updated fake tits she got for this campaign…she’s fine.. when she’s keeping to herself…

I don’t like her being used in marketing….or her rat face, jacked up tranny face…

I feel it’s negligent for society to make ugly chicks rich and famous, it’s too hopeful for other ugly chicks, who should by nature feel too ugly to have the confidence to try…

It fucks up the whole system…the HUMAN system…the HUMAN machine…

Rat cow isn’t hot…THAT’s a MAN BABY…

She’s got that weird face they all have…

It’s alien shit…eating your souls…

But she’s got tits…which has been profitable for her…

What factory was this face built in, because clearly they need more R&D budget to work out the kinks they didn’t anticipate when they released her to the wild.

Clearly, somebody was lazy on the job and released this prototype into the wild before they finished the beta testing and working out all the kinks. This engineered face has a lot of bugs and I am not talking about the CRABS she would have if this was the 70s and CRABS still existed.

This is BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH Face….WINDOWS 95 up in here…..

It’s like UPDATE YOUR FIRMWARE….if not updating your firmware made you want to throw up looking at the over engineered monster with tits….

That face is so rough, you could sand your penis off with it and I am sure many man have tried…

Posted in:Emily Rat Cow

2026

24

Mar

Maddy Petsch in Lingerie Throwback of the Day

Maddy Petsch is the Riverdale actress who got famous with the younger generation because for whatever reason, Riverdale seemed to work.

Something working with Gen Z, in a timeline that nothing seems to resonate with Gen Z besides video games, Youtube Shorts, K-Pop and other dog shit…that they seem to randomly buy into…

That makes Maddy Petsch IMPORTANT TITS…

She is currently dating TYGA or some other rapper, some BLACK ON BLONDES only she’s a Firecrotch…

TYGA had and OnlyFans, so his DICK has been leaked to the internet when fucking trannies and other groupie whores with the muppet faces….so MADDY PETSCH won out there…

The owner of ONLYFANS may be dead, but his legacy lives on inside MADDY PETSCH’s gabberhouse….

Anyway, she did a lingerie shoot with her Riverdale co-star, Vanessa Morgan…A LONG TIME AGO…before she was fucking a pornographer…

It’s never been released, so check out this slutty dyke shit…

She’s also in a track suit, that may be sheer, but even if it is share, it’s hard to see GINGERALE nipple, it’s typically invisible, if not DARK DARK OFFENSIVELY DARK pink…

Posted in:Madelaine Petsch