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2026

17

Mar

Thong Tanlines Tuesday of the Day

Thong tuesday and tanline tuesday had a baby…..

The only thing they are missing is tiny tits tuesday…

Right? TWO BIRDS ONE STONE for the lazy man.

No, the one that looks like Lindsay Lohan’s granny ass is not her….

Yes, the thong which lost its appeal, at least to me, when it was heavily mainstream in the era of people believing that Kim Kardashian didn’t sign off on her sex tape and instead targeted an attack on bush and full back panties, throwing out all their old HANES HER WAY and only wearing thongs…..

That doesn’t mean I don’t embrace the mainstream-ification of THONG bikinis being the norm, you know to get as much ass tan as possible…VITAMIN D….because I am from the one-piece bathing suit era and LESS fabric is so much more….

Now here are some tanlines, some real, some AI artifical, but all of them are inspiring to a pervert like me.

Posted in:Tanlines|Thong

2025

03

Oct

Thongs of the Day

Who knew that the Thong Song was like those episodes of the Simpsons that predict the future.

It was some of that predictive programming that became the foundation of the ass obsessed society of the last 30 years…..

The thong became the best psyop since the COVID scamdemic…

Making every girl burn their granny panties and buy new thongs back in the 90s…and the thong still exists today….

Panty Style with longeivity…

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2025

08

Sep

Thongs of the Day

Here are some thongs…because I like thongs…some may say I have have thong fetish….

If you’re looking for insightful posts, you’ve come to the right place, because I’m very cerebral about pop culture whoring…like an intellectual working on my Ph.D on the subject, going to be teaching this shit to college aged girls I fuck for marks if I could…..

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2025

27

Aug

Girls in Thongs of the Day

One of my life’s biggest regrets, because it is important to have regrets, in order to fully embrace being a fucking loser, is that there was a period of time where I thought the thong sucked. That it was lame….

Life as a mainstream too school for school motherfucker who hated that all girls wore thongs and thought that girls who wore thongs were just part of that hive mind and not the slutty pantyline avoiding great ass girls they were…

I let my hate for the mainstream not embrace that whores were going mainstream and now, all these years later, I missed so many opportunities…

I should have taken the thong ass as a sing of what was to come, that all girls would be basically gay men anal loving, on the swipe right dating apps I could have launched, selling nudes on the OnlyFans I could have launched…but instead I was a hater….

HOW can you hate something as wonderful as a thong….

WHAT is wrong with me….

Luckily, I’ve come to my senses and realize the mainstream, moral-less girl is a fucking dream and that THONGS are hot and always have been, I was just too blind to see.

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2025

01

Aug

Top Down Thong Up of the Day

Thong fetish alert….

If you’re a pervert like me, you gotta know thongs better than you know yourself…

To think there was a time when the thong wasn’t a thing, I the transitional period of all girls burning their full-back panties in protest, attempting to be hot.

That brought us the golden years of 20 years or more of thongs….

Which since covid has been under attack by the woke and the lazy, reworking the HANES HER WAY comfort panties for their PERIOD into daily use….

But to the thong lover, the thong will never die!

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2010

29

Mar

Tila Tequila Grocery Shopping in her Thong of the Day

I had an internal battle over these pictures because I hate Tila Tequila with a ion and I know she’s bottom feeding as hard as she can because MTV made her a star for a couple years and now, she’s done, like expired milk, no one wants anything to do with her, not even the homeless people and morons, cuz they know expired milk, although nutritious, causes serious shitting problems….but I run a site based on bitches being bottom feeding trash, so that she’s come to this is partially worth celebrating…

I saw her on Twitter last night announce she has anal sex, like people are supposed to get excited knowing that shit. I saw her do some stripshow 10,000 people watched. I saw her latch to the death of someone she barely knew, pretending they were engaged, and the whole thing was desperate, annoying, partially insane, and I really hoped it ended up in suicide, but instead it ended in this….

Her calling the paparazzi to watch her grocery shop in a thong. She’s holding on as hard as she can, but I’m glad her fake celebrity that never deserved to be a celebrity, and was just fake myspace friends, that MTV confused for relevance, finally comes crashing down….

She’s pulled every stunt she’s see in the tabloids, from sizing up melons, to reading STAR, to bending over cuz she “accidentally” dropped something, to wearing a see through dress. This is almost amazing….not for her but for everyone else…What it comes down to is that this cunt is almost scary, totally unstable, very pathetic and here are the pics…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Bottom Feeding|Grocery Shopping|Thong|Tila Tequila

2009

22

Jul

Some Slut Named Patrizia Daddario Erotic Photoshoot of the Day

I didn’t know who this bitch was – so I googled it….

Over seven pages in the Spanish magazine Interviu, Patrizia D’Addario poses in a series of see-though tops alongside a swimming pool at a villa in Rome.
Little more than a stone’s throw away is the Palazzo Gravioli, the Rome residence of Silvio Berlusconi. It was inside the walls of the Palazzo where the blonde escort claims she slept with the Italian Prime Minister.

You’d think the Italian Prime Minister would have a little better taste and if he was to bang a whore, he’d do one that was worth banging, not that all women aren’t worth banging, just when you are in a position of power you can leave the table scraps for the rest of us, instead of giving the table scraps some kind of ego, when that ego should be reserved for models. Motherfucker’s screwing up the whole chain of fuckin’ command….

Here are those pics…

Posted in:Bikini|Patrizia Daddario|Photoshoot|Thong|Topless|Wet

2009

02

Feb

Danielle Aykroyd’s Underwear at the Airport of the Day

Her name is Danielle Aykroyd, she’s the 19 year old daughter of Dan Aykroyd and she’s shwoing off her weird vomit print thong at the airport. I guess she chose those to wear, because they are more forgiving than white panties when it comes to masking the stains that come from being a lady who is about to spend a couple hours on a plane.

I guess her father used up all his creative juices writing Ghostbusters II, that by the time she was born in 1989, his brain was so wrecked and not even the massive amounts of cocaine or booze he had grown dependent on could help him come up with a name that wasn’t the vagina version of his name. Unless, it’s all just a big joke that no one but his family find funny, probably something he’s used to.

Either way, here’s her whale tail at the airport this weekend. If you’re wondering why I didn’t post her face, it’s because I am doing you a favor, let’s just say she inherited her father’s looks, and in case you didn’t know, that’s not a good look. In fact, it’s pretty scary.

Posted in:Danielle Aykroyd|Thong|Whale Tail

2009

28

Jan

Hayden Panettiere and Her Dainty Panties of the Day

I would have expected Hayden Panettiere to be rockin’a pair of men’s underwear, you know to keep her in the zone when she hits the leg press at the gym. I figured the only time she’d rock something strappy would be when she steps into her strap on. I am surprised to see she’s got feminine lookin’ underwear because she’s got more testosterone in her than a highschool football team, but I guess when it comes to feeling sexy on the inside, you gotta do what you gotta do on the outside and at times, that that means getting ladylike in your intimate areas that may or may not otherwise be ladylike.

When you do you better show the fuckin’ world it’s being done because it’s not everyday you slip into something like this to fuck with the public.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Thong|Whale Tail

2009

21

Jan

Nina Hartley’s Old Ass in a Thong of the Day

Here’s a shitty video and some picture of Nina Hartley’s ass. If you don’t know who Nina Hartley is, then you are an idiot. She is a 50 year old Jewish old school pornstar who has some crazy fucking booty. She is one of the longest running pornstars who seems to like what she’s doing, she hasn’t killed herself with a drug overdose and she hasn’t got the AIDS virus, so she’s the kind of experience slut all you young sluts should look up to as your idol.

She is educated, she is a feminist who thinks sex is something women give to men and she’s on some kind of quest to legitimize what she does and make it have a bigger purpose, even though no matter how many words she says to explain herself, I just can’t make out what she’s saying because her mouth is full of cock.

I don’t want to underestimate her life work, but let’s be real for a minute, you get fucked on camera, you have been getting fucked on camera for close to 3 decades and that makes you a slut, whether you are smart or intellectual about shit or not.

Here are the pics to make up for the shitty video, speaking of video Nina Hartley is still in “Mature Porn” and produces some instructional videos, because if there’s anything this bitch knows, it’s how to take a cock and eat some serious pussy…,

Posted in:Ass|AVN|Nina Hartley|Pornstar|stepTV|Thong|Vintage