She may look like a middle aged hotel cleaning lady working on someone else’s social security while also working the guests if they are interested in paying her by the hour..but she’s actually Shay Mitchell…Not Spanish, just old.

Shay Mitchell is some 40 year old Canadian rich kid from some rich part of Vancouver, where you know she was an entitled and spoiled brat before whining her way to Toronto or LA, where she became an actress on some popular CW show, securing herself in the world of pop culture with her millions of followers because of being on a hit show at the dawn of instagram…

Instead of fading away or heading back to Canada richer than she was when she started, she stayed in LA where she did the whole celebrity thing, even though she hasn’t acted in over 2 decades…

I guess part of this early 00s generation, with brands leaning hard in 2004, and Gen Z finding the OLDEN DAYS of early internet intriguing…she’s getting work again.

This time, Baywatch, who are actually throwing a ton of money at the production, bringing in ANYONE and EVERYONE they can with social following to create a cultural event.

I hated Baywatch in the 90s, deeply hated it, but was into the bathing suits….

So in an internet era of porn everywhere, tuning into Baywatch for nostalgia seems very unliklely…

It MUST bomb….because it won’t be good and these twats put their twats on the intertwat daily, we don’t need some Disney production where they play make-belief.

I’ll still look at the hired paparazzi behind the scenes trying to generate buzz…even if her upper thighs are eating her twat…

I like the discomfort in these pics, it may be a fetish, the things these bitches do for money and attention…even when rich in their 40s…DESPARADOS…

I wonder if she got Livvy Dunne and Brooks Nader’s autographs…

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