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Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

2026

17

Sep

Sydney Sweeney in her Underwear So Boring of the Day

Apparently there are a lot of Sydney Sweeney haters out there, but unfortunately it’s for all the wrong reasons.

Do you a few years ago when hot chicks were bastardized and kicked out of the mainstream marketing machine, they swapped out hot chicks with fat chicks and fat chicks fucking prospered. All these low level girls became a big fucking deal, paving the way for a mid-range girl like Sweeney to rise to the top of the food chain because of her blonde hair, tits and not being a fat fuck with an obvious disability, despite the retard eyes…

The haters are mad a chick is naked promoting bullshit…

They aren’t mad that she’s so fucking boring with her nakedness promoting bullshit…

I find it annoying that she gets the hype she gets being low level…but I am not mad about her success.

I hope it inspires hotter chicks to follow her naked, tits out hustle, like she is paving the way for hotter chicks to surface from the caves they’ve been hiding in.

I find her hustle boring, even though it is big titty and half naked…but thankfully it’s big titty and half naked cuz tits are great.

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2026

17

Sep

Selena Gomez Bra Covered Lupus Titty in a Sheer Top of the Day

Selena Gomez has a terminal disease that used to kill people by 30, but that apparently has had medical advancements that will give her a normal life expectancy. She’s done chemotherapy, she convinced a groupie to give her a kidney and had a kidney transplant….which we assume doubled as a breast augmentation when she was under. Two birds one stone….but maybe it’s just the steroids she’s been on that jacked them titties up…even though I was told steroids make a woman’s clit the size of a grown man’s thumb.

Anyway, she’s walking around with her lupus titty in a bra for the paparazzi, which may make people into Selena Gomez and her chipmunk face excited, since there’s a full tit out there….

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2026

17

Sep

Charli XCX Fat in Panties of the Day

I thought these were just some instagram photos shot by some shameless aging pop star who has been struggling to be relevant most of her career, until selling her soul to the devil and becoming actually relevant for the last 7 years of her shameless self promoting.

I when she was doing club and mall tours in a leotard, all fat and dumpy…

She generally likes to show off her tits as often as she can, so naturally, I thought this was just some selfie bullshit.

As it turns out, it’s for Hef’s magazine that shall not be named…

Reminding us that Hef’s magazine has definitely lost it appeal, allure, excitement.

They aren’t innovating, pushing boundaries, paying people who don’t get naked to get naked for the fans…all while securing high end brand sponsors.

They are barely putting out instagram selfie content, that’s fully clothed.

They’ve been dead a while, but I keep hearing stories of them being revamped, that consistently disappoint.

They’ve probably had men who identify as women as their centerfolds in recent woke times.

This is not Hef’s innovation or masterpiece….but it’s something….

Fat pop star in underwear kind of something….

JUICY…in a lazy, sloppy and disappointing way.

REST OF THEM THERE PICTURES CLICK HERE

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2026

17

Sep

Shakira’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

Does Shakria’s ass in leggings remind you of a West Side Story…

I am not sure why Shakira reminded Wyclef of a West Side Story, but I guess because he’s a racist who thinks all Spanish speaking countries are the same…whether it’s Dominican Republic or Puerto Rico or Shakira’s Colombia…

I do know she has declared her breasts small and humble, at least 20 years ago she did, long before fat transfers and other botox / filler injections were as readily available, in this modern era of 50+ year old women like Shakira still looking like something you’d want to have sit on your face until you suffocate and die…

This is her ass in leggings and lest we forget that she was charged with TAX EVASION in Spain, some financial terrorism that she was on the hook for hundreds of millions of dollars, only to have WON against them in court…

A hero to tax payers getting fucked up the ass everywhere, while having an ass you’d like to fuck..

Posted in:Shakira

2026

16

Sep

Natalie Alyn Lind Has Titties of the Day

It’s some real fucking witchcraft that the tits in Hollywood that get the most hype, money, exposure are Sydney Sweeney’s tits.

It’s like we’ve seen those bad boys doing pretty much all we need to see them do, we should move onto other tits that haven’t really been as over-exposed.

The fact that Sweeney still generates this artificial hype, instead of just being backburnered and swapped out for other tits is a testament to how pathetic the general population is.

MASS UNFOLLOW these idiots who don’t inspire or who look dopey…

There are so many tits out there, so much porn out there, so many COMPELLING people or characters to waste our time on.

Making Sweeney famous and a potential billionaire, instead of treating her as a low level leveraging her tits, is just retarded like her face kinda looks..

Point being…

THERE ARE OTHER TITS IN HOLLYOOD…like this Natalie chick…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2026

16

Sep

Jojo’s In her Underwear Outfit of the Day

Jojo was at some event for a luxury lingerie brand that all the high end escorts of instagram fucking love.

It’s called Agent Provocateur and they’ve produced some hot lingerie over the decades they’ve been around.

The higher end version of mall brand Victoria’s Secret, probably owned secretly by Victoria’s Secret, only because these Big Corporations, like Big Underwear, likely own all the factories that produce this shit, making money on 100 percent of the panty market, from HANES HER WAY to crotchless and beaded.

Anyway, Jojo must be in her 40s by now. There was a time she was JAILBAIT that I didn’t understand the hype around, she was pretty masculine in her presentation.

She disappeared and figured her shit out, only to make that comeback on social media, because her gay fans kept her legacy alive, as they do.

She hard launched with an accidental titty flash on a livestream, her tit was bigger than expected, it launched an underwear model career with Rihanna and the whole thing has allowed us to really appreciate her for her tits…

Her outfit is see through, you can see the panties, but not the anus behind the panty….but that’s because she is classy and this is a classy panty event.

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:JoJo

2026

16

Sep

Tiny Tits of the Day

I guess this isn’t really an entertainment site or even a comedy site since people don’t find me funny..

Even when I say things like “Fuck this week like your dad fucked your mom when she got knocked up with you….DEEP internal cumshot she may have fingered out of her before sucking her fingers off…while your dad’s friend finished off in her mouth….”….

Humor gets lost when it’s not funny…

I will say, tits don’t get lost even when they are small and practically invisible!

This is far more fun than when Sydney Sweeney, big tits, loses followers, for taking a payday to post nudes for a gambling site shit-a-ly (like Italy)….

People need to be more aggressive with their unfollows, make some of these people virtually disappear like these tits, which are still tits…

Posted in:TINY TITS

2026

15

Sep

Amanda Seyfried’s Titties in Toronto of the Day

Amanda Seyfried was at one time the hottest actress of the time.

She was basically the classier and prettier Sydney Sweeney, because she didn’t look inbred or like she had some disability or missing a chromosome.

You know, they say that retarded women have big tits for survival, just putting that out there…..when talking Sydney Sweeney.

Seyfried did the whole cheesy family programming one month, then lesbian sex with her tits out the next.

It was a good time had by all….

She’s old now, a mom, showing some cleaving and in Toronto…and that’s exciting if you’re into OLD BITCHES IN CANADA Fetishes…which all Canadians are….

They have this movement they call ELBOWS UP about pro Canada, made in Canada shit and there is nothing a Canadian loves more than when real people they see on the TVs make their way to their country. It legitimizes us….

Either way, TITS at a FESTIVAL…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2026

15

Sep

Shailene Woodley Titty for the Emmys of the Day

I don’t know if Shailene Woodley matters, but she’s definitely taking a lead from Sydney Sweeney at the Emmy Awards to make you she exists, or for you to think she matters, because she’s showing a lot of tit.

Now, whether they are good tits or bad tits depends on you, I think all tits are great tits thanks to being tits…

They may trigger some of you because you were never breast fed…

If you’re like me, they may trigger some of you because your penis is too small to titty fuck…just rubbing your one fallen testicle on a bony chestbone is quite how it’s done in the pornos you’ve studied to learn how to make love to a woman…

Either way…EMMY AWARDS happened…who cares…Shailene Woodley titty happened.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Shailene Woodley

2026

14

Sep

Sydney Sweeney’s Implied Nudity for Gamblers of the Day

I am not going to pretend to understand the complexities of sports betting.

I just wish I owned a sports better website to capitalize on all those dudes with credit cards who like to bet on the various men playing with ball games they watch….

I do understand low hanging fruit marketing with high profile personalities who may or may not have an actual personality, but as men, we have always referred to tits as a woman’s personality and value, and the smart women who have those tits, cash in on it.

I can only imagine the millions of dollars she was paid to be the tits that launch this sports site, one her boyfriend SCOOTER probably funds and has a piece of, because mooching off your pussy you fuck is a tale as old as time and probably more rewarding than mooching off a 10 year old boy on YOUTUBE….although, probably not as lucrative, at least not yet!

The internet is telling me this is viral.

I don’t see asshole, so I don’t buy it….

I just see naked Sweeney AGAIN, with sports tools and devices….

I’m old, bitter, jaded and need a little more props and concept than this lazy shit to accept it as viral.

If anything, BORING…

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