2026
14
Sep
Lilah Pate is currently the most important person in the Hollywood machine…
Let’s show SWEENEY that there’s a new set of tits on the block…
Tits are great, but they are replaceable with other tits.
That’s probably why Sweeney scrambles, knowing she’s on borrowed TITTY TIME…
There are NEW tits in TOWN motherfuckers…
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Posted in:Lilah Pate|Uncategorized
2026
14
Sep
You’ve probably never heard of “ICE” Magazine, but it apparently is some sort of creative project by an acclaimed photographer from the Dominican Republic, but who was raised in the Bronx, and skirted the sex industry by branding it fashion.
She’s apparently shot major campaigns, is rich from doing it, has powerful rich and famous friends from doing it…because rich and famous people like to connect with “creatives” who they think are awesome, because they love being in front of cameras and are arguably the fuckin worst…being famous billionaires just isn’t enough…they have to mooch off anyone trending so they continue matter.
ANYWAY, this ICE Magazine project looks pretty fun….because it has Hailey practically showing off her BIEBER BALLS after 8 years of marriage to Bieber after groupie-ing him proper.
Hailey runs a billion dollar brand, more accomplished than her dad Stephen…but hardly as fast as her uncle WILLIAM…
Her ass, her tanlines, almost make you think she’s not a Brazilian transgender trying to make rent money during CARNIVALE…them tanlines are competing aggressively with her strong shoulders…
HOT…
I mean if all billionaires did shoots like this, we’d all be jerking off to ZUCK AND BEZOS, but luckily, we’re only doing it to BEEEEEEBZ.
And yes, when fashion meets internet porn, or internet porn meets fashion, because that shit is grey area bros..
Posted in:Hailey Bieber
2026
11
Sep
Charisma Carpenter is some nerd masturbation for the nerds, who have proven that once you are jerk off material to a nerd, your sex appeal never dies, even if you do…
We’ve got nerds jerking off to Carrie Fisher’s tits posthumanously ….they are just committed to what they like and never quite move on from what they like because that would destroy them at their autistic core.
The good news is that 56 year old Charisma Carpenter, who was in Playboy in 2004, doesn’t seem to be as disgusting as most women pushing 60, at least not when she crops her pics to be of her pussy in a skimpy bikini, all bikini waxed so the grey pubes aren’t visible, or the raw leather that has become her cunt is under wraps….giving you something to fantasize about unwraping not wrape-ing…you sick fuck..
I don’t know if the sick fuck is the girl producing the granny smut, or the dude jerking off to the granny smut, encouraging it, forcing her to give into it so that her COMICCON appearance fees stay high…
Posted in:Charisma Carpenter
2026
11
Sep
January Jones still exists…
She is the barely controversial set of tits that people loved during Mad Men….
I don’t know if she sucked dick for that role, which was her only real role, but since it was her only real role, and hasn’t worked since, I’ll assume she did….
It could be that she’s living off a cash payout from the SPERM DONOR who made her a baby.
I have never seen Mad Men, so I don’t really know what kind of acting chops she has, but since I think acting is a fucking ponzi scheme, I don’t believe it actually exists…
Just because they tell us it is an art form that requires talent, doesn’t mean it’s not just the same high paid assholes memorizing a few lines…
I get that you have seen BAD actors, but just because bad acting exists doesn’t mean GOOD acting exists, they two don’t have to exist….
There can be TERRIBLE actors and normal people who just memorize lines…that have scammed the system…
ANYWAY…
She still has her tits, those SINGLE MOTHER tits, the SCANDAL TITS that never disclosed who the SPERM came from, but the SPERM came from somewhere…
Anyway, she’s producing pornography for her SOCIAL MEDIA..
Even old trash need love sometimes….
Which is why I like to jerk off to my neighbor’s used tampons….
Posted in:January Jones
2026
11
Sep
Candice Swanepoel was always one of my favorite Vicotria’s Secret models.
It was not because she was raised on a plantation in South Africa, where racisms ran rampant and the whites and blacks were treated like different species.
It was becasue she was a hot bodied blonde chick working for Victoria’s Secret, staying loyal as shit to Victoria’s Secret, never working with another brand.
She is now in her mid to late 60s, so she’s not quite what she as as her menopause dries out her mud flaps…they are now sad flaps.
She still looks good for a granny aged plantation owner….but her fitness arms are a bit like those of a professional boxing man…
Anyway, she’s out in the wild, surviving life without Victoria’s Secret…even though she probably still works with them.
Less of a Barbie Doll and more of a GI JOE, or maybe one of those WWF dolls that were popular in the 80s…STONG.
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Posted in:Candice Swanepeol
2026
11
Sep
Despite Kelly Brook’s efforts, she was always a fat chick to me.
You could just tell that she had starved herself for the photoshoot or the Titty Model lifestyle and that she was one emotional break from deciding to commit to eating the way her body wanted to eat, securing a belly that matches the tits…
In her case it took being in her 40s and having the of an industry that seemingly loves fat chicks.
The fat chick makes them money, buying into fat products that make them feel like they aren’t fat chicks…
Buying into products that give them that dopamine hit, forgetting they hate themselves while making that transaction.
They are an easy breed of woman to manipulate…hence why I married one…
She was on disability and I knew rent would always be paid so that I could focus on my non-earning creative ventures like running a shitty website no one gives a fuck about.
It would have been a lot harder to pull off if I didn’t have her disability checks to finance my drinking, putting a roof over my head, paying an internet bill so she could watch her bullshit social medias..
So we should collectively thank that fat slut for the existence of this internet playground no one visits…more of the creepy kind of playground you expect to get raped and killed in..
The point of the story is Kelly Brook is leaning into being a socially acceptable fat chick…
Let’s hope whatever she’s leaning into breaks, so she can get skinnier while maintaining them titties again.
Ooof….i wonder if her ankles are sore from all this standing..
Posted in:Kelly Brook
2026
11
Sep
These are some self proclaimed, or self identified weird boobs.
The girls putting the pics of their tits out there, calling them weird, may or may not think they are weird enough because otherwise they would be wearing three layers of t-shirts, bras and sports bras…
Once a girl starts putting pics of their tits out there, it’s usually because they know pervert dudes love all tits, even the weird ones.
Unless it is for medical reasons, so some weird empowerment, where people celebrate their retardations by owning them, and loving them, or a social experiment that proves men are wear and love all tits…
These are hardly WEIRD enough by my standards, I’d expect weirder, since there are some pretty sickatating tits out there….
But who are we to decide what is weird and what isn’t….the tits ing them have that AUTHORITY…
Posted in:Weird Boobs
2026
11
Sep
When your dad has a hit show, it would be unethical and irresponsible, at least as an entitled rich kid, to not take advantage of the family’s success, and find a way to make it about herself…
Here is Charlotte Lawrence, daughter of Drew Carey’s Kate and the guy who does Ted Lasso, which is apparently some massive show people love, that I’ll never know, because APPLE are sex pests who have ruined my life…
She has been showing off her skinny girl titties for as long as she’s been a thing, or trying to be a thing, which at one time was an aspiring model in hipster nude shoots, which became being a singer….
I figure, the industry likes their own, and it should, so her world is her oyster.
She probably grew up with other rich kid idiots, who are also working on taking over the family business in entertainment, but they are probably less see through titty tops fucking the camera in a public bathroom…
Which means, Charlotte Lawrence should win this fight and end up at the top….at least that could be your skinny girl fantasy..
Posted in:charlotte lawrence
2026
10
Sep
There is something to be said about a woman with big tits, still using the big tits to get attention, even when she’s very fucking old and rich.
It’s one of those things where they get the fake tits when they are getting their start in America after fleeing their country as a refugee because a drug cartel killed her brother….
Landing in Miami with the tits that she may or may not have used to to smuggle drugs into Miami…I saw that episode of Nip Tuck.
Using those tits to elevate her Miami experience as a refugee, since people love tits…and eventually making it.
She made huge money, still makes huge money, the tits fucking won….
But all these years of a high back balance later, she still pushes the fucking tits…like it’s her only marketable skill, like it’s her only asset, like she’s conditioned to think that’s all that matters….which it does…
Maybe she is just as ionate about tits as you are….
Either way, she has her cleavage out, it may remind you of the rub and tug you went to and was pleasantly surprised the refugee human. trafficked to stroke your happy ending was of the South American variety, instead of asian…
Posted in:Sofia Vergara
2026
10
Sep
Like her father, Kylie Jenner is a transgender win…
She has benefited by the advances in the plastic surgery they developed for the trangenders….you can’t call them TRANNIES…it’s a hate crime apparently…
I mean, someone who cuts off their own genitals is probably a little unhinged….at least traditionally they were… G.G. Allin…right..
So you don’t really want to misgender them, or they’ll go fucking mental…just cooking, roasting, boiling, ready to pop…
Anyway, Kylie was born ugly, probably biologically with vagina, but she’s applied the same tools men who want to become women, thank to being assigned the wrong gender at birth, use to become able women…or as able as possible.
So you end up with this porn looking thing with a spacer in her twat so it doesn’t heal closed…
ANYWAY…
From ugly to porny…KYLIE JENNER story..
Posted in:Kylie Jenner
