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2026

03

Mar

Paris Hilton’s Old Lady Shoot for her Beauty Brand of the Day

Paris Hilton was probably already a billionaire before she turned 18 and polluted the world with her shitty but iconic sex tape…she is a Hilton, household name, and that was why people were into her.

The sex tape paved the way for the shit that society has become….that’s not to say that Paris Hilton turned society into a smut peddling cesspool of dog shit….she probably isn’t that influential, but she monetized it early on.

She has been money making behind the scenes for the last 25 years and I believe she gets a cut of all the Kardashian money because without Paris, the would not exist, which is really the worst thing she’s contributed to the world…those people….but when you’re a money hungry monster…you do what you gotta do.

I guess she’s realized she’s still got some whoring left in her, which is why she resurfaced a few years ago ready to monetize and exist again. Maximizing the early 2000s trends and re-establishing her position.

In doing that, she decided to launch her own direct to consumer internet brand that will sell to the big guys for a billion dollars, because as the queen of the bottom feeding shit, that she lost out to the hairy Kardashian trolls because she allowed it, she’s coming back to claim her stake…

She’s doing it with an old lady nude-ish shoot, which isn’t very nude when we’ve all seen her cunt with a dick in it, but it’s nude enough to notice, not necessarily get excited about, but a naked Paris Hilton selling garbage feels familiar and sometimes that is all it takes, like fucking your high school girlfriend who is now 70 with a gaping dangling pussy and an apron belly and a foot missing from diabetes..familiar but not quite as tight as it was…but familiar…

The brand is an AI created Peptide formula that promotes collagen so that you can pay money to attempt to stay tight, when girl’s gaping and easy to fist, if you know what I mean…NOT TIGHT AT ALL..

The shoot is likely AI retouched, not to say Paris is hot, but to say if she’s building produced with AI, she’s probably making herself look hotter with AI….cuz no one likes a woman sagging like half empty bag of shit….especially when they are selling skincare…made from Rick Solomon’s cum shots…

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2026

26

Jan

Kendall Jenner’s Thong Half Off of the Day

When you’re looking for important news on a Monday Morning, you can always rely on the Kardashians to bring it…

Kendall Jenner is in a THONG for some photoshoot in hopes you jerk off to her…because why else would her panties be half pulled down like some kind of OF girl trying to seduce you into paying to see the rest of it come off.

As a Kardashian, you’d expect spread asshole for attention, since it’s never been about the money for them….but they’ve made a lot of money fame whoring…

I guess when people stop paying attention to them, we will see Kendall’s asshole.

Until then, this is what we’ve got….

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2026

12

Jan

High bush of the Day

There was a time when I had to start a non-profit organization to “SAVE THE BUSH”.

We would protest outside of the waxing salons because we were trying our best to “SAVE THE BUSH”.

It was like every woman from all ages, I’m talking senior fucking citizens, were killing their bush like it was some sort of pest….a rodent hiding in the kitchen cabinet shitting in the cereal…instead of the beautiful fashion accessory it was.

The kind of girl who had a bush, in those weak bush times, where bushes were rare…..were not the kind of bushes you’d want in your mouth or face because the women with the bush had given up.

People didn’t realizing the power of the bush, no one was writing love songs about the bush, no one was clipping hair clippings of the bush, to store away for masturbations….but I NEVER GAVE UP On the bush…

Now, with the advent of internet perversion, there’s bush everywhere, they even have categories of bush…

Sure there was always the landing strip, but this is called “HIGH BUSH” and that’s a little more specific…

So to someone who like bush of all shapes, sizes and colors, all lengths and textures, the high bush is an important development in our bush movement.

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2025

22

Dec

Lily Allen’s Strip Club XMas Party of the Day

Lily Allen is a middle aged mom, recently divorced from her Stranger Things acting husband who she was married to for 4-5 years.

So it is not surprising she’s trying to sexualize herself by being hot, slutty an exhibitionist….all the old hangs do that shit, especially after they drop 50 pounds and get some fake tits, in an updated look she can afford because she was stupid famous in a time when people still bought CDs…and these idiots got paid…

She had her christmas party at a Strip Club, because instead of going conservative, modest being the hottest and tame, she wants the world to know how HOT and WILD she is….

The kind of girl into PORNO sex because she’s not actually a girl, but rather an OLD AS FUCK…

I don’t hate Lily Allen, but it’s sad to see old ladies get into this sexualized internet thing in the weirdest ways.

It’s not the menopause taking their sex appeal, making them have more sex in their mansions, but rather some public cry….tears masked by lingerie and cleavage….

I guess sociality is just a bunch of retard chronic masturbating apes…

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2025

11

Dec

Jessica Alba is a Horny Granny in a Bikini on Vacation of the Day

Jessica Alba must be 50 years old by now. Her kids probably old enough to be having kids of their own, yet she still feels hot enough to wear a bikini for whoever is willing to look.

Lucky for her, she is Jessica Alba and people like to pretend that things haven’t changed in the last 25 years and that she’s still a hot piece of celebrity ass they want to fuck, forgetting she’s statistically no longer fertile, hormonally a man, well past her prime and probably pissing herself like the other 50 year old women with kids…

Sure, she’s still Alba and worth a fuck, but that would apply if she was 500 pounds down on her luck in a rehab facility after 10 strokes from bad drugs trying to medicate after no longer being relelvant.

Instead, this version of ALBA on this timeline, is a billionaire….and stays fit…and tanned…and the only tragedy is that her exhibitionism doesn’t involve spread pussy….

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2025

26

Nov

Katy Perry Simulates a Dick Suck of the Day

Katy Perry is simulating a dick suck like dick sucking is what she did to get a career, or like her music sucks dick and she’s cum tributing that……

Maybe, she is making a joke like some kind of under-sexed pervert who isn’t getting enough dick.

Sure, she could be trying to be funny, but in a immature, childish, retarded and annoying way, which I guess defines Katy Perry, her career and her music.

She may be demonstrating what her boyfriend has taught her in the bedroom on other men, skills of the dick sucking trade at the highest satanic level.

Maybe, she’s just showing off what he makes her do for him when he’s in the cuckold chair.

Either way, sucking on a giant dick shaped object is totally inappropriate when you are an adult and your fanbase are a bunch of kids who don’t know any better.

Luckily for society, Katy Perry’s fanbase are not a bunch of kids, she hasn’t been able to adapt to the new generation and they all think she sucks.

Her fan base is a bunch of 45 year old cat ladies, childless, obese, claiming to be on some kind of spectrum when not on reddit managing a cat litter fetish subreddit….you know the kind…

I have a hard time believing that they are actual Katy Perry fans…she may have a lot of money and fame, but there is no way anyone’s a genuine fan and empty concerts prove that, she’s just captivated enough idiots through propaganda and marketing, that it’s worked out for her.

The leaders of the world have decided to punish us with sonic warefare by pushing her songs on us over and over again, while no one even listens to her by choice….it’s all brain washing.

So there’s no real problem with Katy Perry simulating a dick suck, no one will notice by a pervert like me, seeing how deep that throat goes and how wide that mouth stretches, blasting out her vocal chords if done correctly, saving the world from more Katy Perry with your monster cock throat fuck….it’s a super power….

Some of you may find it hot, which is sad, there’s better content out there for you…but you just don’t know any better.

We can all agree that in anything she does, especially sucking off a mic, she should have her tits out to make it a little better….

I can’t help hating Katy Perry at my core, so much that I almost feel bad for her, or embarrassed for her, because I can’t be the only one who feels this way about someone I’ve never met and genuinely don’t give a shit about….there must be other Katy Perry haters who don’t know why they hate her, who don’t care to hate her, but who just fucking hate her for so many reasons….her tits not being one of them.

More tits…and if she’s going to post dick sucking pics….post actual dick sucking pics, not this candy coated not so subtle implied dick sucking pics to be cutesy…

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2025

20

Nov

Panties Under Jeans of the Day

Here are a bunch of girls who are either on their periods, have a vaginal infection, or an outtie vagina that they don’t like rubbing up against the rugged seam of their jeans….

Because otherwise they wouldn’t be in a pair of panties under their jeans…

As a panty fetishist in a world where women no longer wear panties, seeing panties under jeans reminds me of my earlier years as a voyeur pervert, when seeing a panty strap poke out of a pair of jeans was enough to get you through the day….

The kids have no idea how easier life was when you could bust nut to a panty poking out of a pair of jeans….

They need all these complex pornographic material to survive…

Losers…

The good news is that there are still exhibitionist sluts digging through the crates of fetishes to find their perverted niche audience.

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2025

31

Oct

They Want You To Jerk Off to Rachel Sennott of the Day

They want you to jerk off to Rachel Sennott like she was Lena Dunham.

She’s the young hollywood person that is getting money thrown at her because she’s captivated her audience and people like her writing / humor and possibly her tits. A writer / actor combo who has a grasp of how the world works for the youth, despite being a rich kid who went to a rich person school with other rich kids, possibly totally out of touch because she’s absorbed in an exclusive insular Hollywood scene…with other try hards, dick sucks, yes-men and losers who think they are winners.

They’ve even given her, her own show about loving LA, which is a big deal for a young girl with tits and a dream.

They want you to see her tits and thin body and sexualize her like she was Lena Dunham, not that Lena Dunham could be sexualized, but they fucking tried.

That’s how evil and confusing the entertainment industry is, they brainwash us and try to trick us into going against our own critical thinking mind, forcing us to fight the pressures of jerking off to a Lena Dunham.

Now. the media is working overtime with their marketing budgets to suck you into this Sennott and her and relatable millennial sensibilities.

They want the show to work, take the girl off the social media and onto HBO and with her online dating, porn, relationships, sexuality, libtard-isms….WILL IT WORK?

I figure, since she’s got tits and a skinny body and she’s trying to get attention through whoredom,, you can hop in and jerk off to her like she was Lena Dunham back when she was getting her GIRLS start…which I hope you never did, I never did, you can’t trick me into such a depraved act…but that you probably did, because you can’t only jerk off to hotties, that’s not very inclusive and you’re weak….

They even have her in her underwear for ELLE CLICK HERE because you can’t matter in the world unless you show them your underwear…

What a time for Rachel Sennott to be alive….

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2025

30

Oct

Bobble Headed Sabrina Carpenter’s Trying to be Sexy on Stage

Sabrina Carpenter is one of the heavily marketing pop stars. They play her up as some blonde bombsell beta kitten kind of girl, probably more of the playbook from the Marilyn Monroe Masterclass than Sydney Sweeney, who the media is calling this generations Marilyn Monroe.

Sabrina Carpenter is one of those popstars that reminds us that the world most likely ended in 2012 when CERN found the GOD MOLECULE, because since 2012, we’ve been living in some kind of pop culture hell.

There are no new celebrities or popstars, only the occasional one surfaces, but never as important or big as Britney or X-Tine, Lady Gaga or even Katy Perry, who for the record NO ONE HAS EVER LIKED, they just tried tricking us that they did.

It’s a lot of groundhog day, where they do cycle in new people, from Bebe Rexha, Dua Lipa, Sabrina Carpenter, Madison Beer, Tate McRae….but they are still all second tier to the pre-2012 people…no matter how half naked they are.

WE ARE IN POP CULTURE HELL, and this is as close to smut in pop they can bring us…

True enlightenment is turning off the tv, radio, computer and never coming back!

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2025

17

Oct

Stella Hudgens Half Naked Content for Profit of the Day

Stella Hudgens has some annoying AI company that scans the internet for her pictures.

They send aggressive takedown notices, because Stella Hudgens doesn’t want to lose a dollar from her exclusive content channel.

She wants it ALL for herself, because that’s the kind of asshole she is.

An asshole, you may get a glimpse of in this thong…..provided you subscribe to her porn channels.

She’s the kind of asshole, that is more than occasionally visible…she’s the type that thinks she doesn’t need to send out teaser pics for sites like this to post.

There aren’t very many celebrity titty sites out there, they don’t make much money, so how about you work with the ones that are still around to let them promote your smut…

We need each other, sure she doesn’t need me, but WHO fucking cares that I post her bullshit to people who wouldn’t be able to subscribe to her, since they don’t have credit.

Share the pussy wealth entitled asshole that can be seen behind thong sometimes…but instead she got herself fake tits, when she already had fat tits…

The reality is, I think Stella Hudgens is fascinating. Imagine being the sibling to some super famous Disney Kid, and you’re forced to do low level self produced porn for your sister’s fans, instead of just working as her manager or assistant, getting the plus one action and paid more than she’s worth…

Instead of just leveraging the relationship for good, she used it to sell nudes, like some kind of stunted pervert who may have been molested, because why else would she objectify herself like this?

Is it a cash grab, she doesn’t need the cash, so it’s her carving her own way as an exhbitionist…

Do we hate, not really, cuz it’s half naked, but I do hate her shitty attitude …more far more than I hate her shitty thong….from all that asshole…

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