Sofia Vergara was at George Lucas’s billion dollar museum of narrative arts, which I guess is a museum of story telling because motherfucker did Star Wars in the 70s, went viral like a bitch in a bikini tripping at the mall, and is now a multi-billionaire.

Vergara decided to tell her own story, which is that as a teenager in the 80s, she saw a bootleg version of Who Framed Roger Rabbit and realized that she had it all figured out.

So she dedicated herself to her cartoon tits and figuring out a way to get herself to Hollywood.

She smuggled herself into America via Miami, where she didn’t have to learn english.

Eventually using those tits to score a TV show, that became a huge TV show, that really solidified her place on the map.

That’s her story, her NARRATION is a voiceover in a thick SPANISH accent saying USE THE CARTOON TITS TO GET IT ALL….THE END…

So she showed up in a red dress as a tribute to her icon…or spirit animal or whatever the fuck….

CHECK OUT THE GRANNY TITS…because her BIOGRAPHY would be called TITS…

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There is something to be said about a woman with big tits, still using the big tits to get attention, even when she’s very fucking old and rich.

It’s one of those things where they get the fake tits when they are getting their start in America after fleeing their country as a refugee because a drug cartel killed her brother….

Landing in Miami with the tits that she may or may not have used to to smuggle drugs into Miami…I saw that episode of Nip Tuck.

Using those tits to elevate her Miami experience as a refugee, since people love tits…and eventually making it.

She made huge money, still makes huge money, the tits fucking won….

But all these years of a high back balance later, she still pushes the fucking tits…like it’s her only marketable skill, like it’s her only asset, like she’s conditioned to think that’s all that matters….which it does…

Maybe she is just as ionate about tits as you are….

Either way, she has her cleavage out, it may remind you of the rub and tug you went to and was pleasantly surprised the refugee human. trafficked to stroke your happy ending was of the South American variety, instead of asian…

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Sofia Vergara is a big breasted celebrity and host. She’s gamed the system with her big tits, thanks to having big tits, and manipulating her way into stardom with those tits. Girl can hardly speak english, unless that’s just an act, all to make her success even more annoying to American big tits out there living in trailer parks…this immigrant stole your job….

She is currently travelling in Europe, that is what rich people do in the summer. They have yachts, entourages, and spend their days eating at the expensive restaurants….

For some reasons, one I call moron brain, any bitch sees a camera on her, she is compelled to do an awkward retard dance for the camera.

It’s the basis of TikTok, and so many chicks do it…

Vergara is not immune to the basic, normie on instagram behavior….except when she does it, it’s with rich, famous tits that don’t need to be awkwardly dancing.

It appears her luxury vacation has brought her to greek, the birthplace of ANAL SEX, which makes one wonder, has she gone GREEK while in GREECE, OLIVE OIL ENEMAS, even though her asshole probably has the flexibility and malleability to achieve stretching without OLIVE OILS…

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In the event you were wondering, old lady Sofia Vergara, who made a career with her tits, still has her tits.

Other 50 year olds are getting double Mastectomies and/or are titty sagging like a granny at an Old Folks Home, but Vergara is still cosplaying as a titty model…

Which is important because there aren’t enough whores whoring their tits in the world….NEVER ENOUGH whores whoring their tits really.

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Since the old rich granny ladies of the internet who were once famous and important are vain pieces of shit, their level of desparado is HIGH FREQUENCY….

So Sofia Vergara, who has made stupid fucking money with her big tits and exaggerated Span-GLISH accent on a sitcom that still pays her, is also a host on a hot reality show/game show that we may hate because it’s retarded, but that still pays her stupidly….then there’s her own businesses, investments, projects that she is involved in, and the brand deals she gets from being a granny who is still earning because she’s so fucking famous…..STILL NEEDS the attention.

She still needs to show off the tits.

She still needs the people to know she has tits.

She still needs the attention she gets from the tits.

Because there are younger tits getting more hype than her tits, or maybe just enough hype to make her self conscious about her tits…and that reality is hard to accept…so the solution is post more tit…

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There are some whores that target their employers or employees for sex harassment charges…

Then there are whores who only the sex harassment when they fall off and need money….

Or the whores who the sex harassment when the sex harasser goes onto make money….you know selective rape accusations…

Then there are whores who enjoy it…

I am not sure what kind of whore titty actress Sofia Vergara who has climbed the ranks of star with her big tits, who is now old and still using the tits…..

I just know she is getting humped fully clothed by a lesbian and showing tits…

She can milk the archive / historic tits she still makes money on….

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Sofia Vergara is the kind of girl who would not cut off her titties if she tested positive for the breast cancer gene….

She realizes that a life without tits is not one worth living.

She knows that if the tits gave her the life that she had, then it is only appropriate for the tits to take her out.

If the tits decide to turn on her, it’s a calculated risk she is willing to take, because tits get hits and in her case, the tits made her millions of dollars.

There should be a deeper dig on her origin story, because you have to wonder how a single mother who can’t speak english ended up on a Sitcom.

There is a darkness and something sinister that had to happen to give her this life, where at 60, she still dresses with her tits out, unable to speak english but being a dominating force on the American TV…..which is literally a BOOB TUBE when it comes to VERGARA…because she exploits her tits harder than the men making money than her off her tits…we call them the PUPPET MASTERS!

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She may too old to shake ass in a way you want to jerk off to on paper…you know as per her birth certificate date of origin….

But she’s shaking her ass in a way you may want to jerk off to her…

Sofia Vergara…masterful whoring through the ages..

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Sofia Vergara is proof that there is life after being human trafficked or used as a drug mule…

If you are one of the top performers they are smuggling in, or using their tits to smuggle in drugs, and if you prove to be on your best behavior for all the very rich guys they are rented out to…..there may come a day when they help you achieve all your wildest dreams….

Pay your dues and land a sitcom…become worth millions….enjoy the luxuries of life on your , instead of as an accessory or hired help for rich dudes…

Some of these Latin people come into America because they are already rich in their own countries, others have to eat shit doing shit jobs, others get to eat rich guy shit in a different kind of way…you know as a “model”…we don’t know what category Vergara falls into…

Anyway, she’s old, still has tits…that she’s showing off because she’s a success story, a big fucking win…..

TITTY SHOW….cuz THE POWER OF TITTY made a life for VERGARA and that’s all that really matters…

She was in another titty top for the paparazzi – you can see the pics if you CLICK HERE

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Sofia Vergara posted some pictures of her eating some CREME BRULE for the dudes out there with a feeder fetish…

Clearly, girl is an eater, because tits like that don’t grow themselves, at least not on one of them anorexic girls trying to fit into the unrealistic body images that the toxic male has pushed on women through lingerie marketing to women…..or some shit…

So some of you may be excited to see the tits get fed like a gremlin after midnight….

While I’m over here ing that girls of the internet make parmesan cheese with the bacteria in their vaginas….which is more my kind of desert than this CREME BRULE…right…

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