Sofia Vergara may be old as shit, but like the pension aged stripper still working the day shift at the stripclub, she has the experience to understand how the world works and is able to game her whoring for her own personal gain right til the fucking grave.
This Colombian import, who may have been a drug mule, her brother was killed by the Cartel and that’s a little close to home to just think that she was innocent in her arrival to the USA as an undocumented immigrant with hot tits….
Unlike other hot imports, aliens or even legal immigrants, she didn’t end up working the local hotel cleaning sheets or making beds, but instead became a top level, top paid, hollywood starlet.
The storyline doesn’t line up, but Hollywood needed a hispanic with big tits who barely speaks english to speak to the new demographic of the country, and for whatever reason Miami’s own Vergara was probably already hanging out with the power players who help make these decisions happen. It’s a small club the runs the world and the psyop is that they aren’t all in lockstep….
Either way, she’s still on TV, still has the tits, is pushing 65 but can seduce you like a masterful old lady stripper with 50 years experience being able to make you cum yourself with a lap dance, no matter how gross and saggy her geriatric ass is behind that thong…
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