In the event you were wondering, old lady Sofia Vergara, who made a career with her tits, still has her tits.

Other 50 year olds are getting double Mastectomies and/or are titty sagging like a granny at an Old Folks Home, but Vergara is still cosplaying as a titty model…

Which is important because there aren’t enough whores whoring their tits in the world….NEVER ENOUGH whores whoring their tits really.

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

Since the old rich granny ladies of the internet who were once famous and important are vain pieces of shit, their level of desparado is HIGH FREQUENCY….

So Sofia Vergara, who has made stupid fucking money with her big tits and exaggerated Span-GLISH accent on a sitcom that still pays her, is also a host on a hot reality show/game show that we may hate because it’s retarded, but that still pays her stupidly….then there’s her own businesses, investments, projects that she is involved in, and the brand deals she gets from being a granny who is still earning because she’s so fucking famous…..STILL NEEDS the attention.

She still needs to show off the tits.

She still needs the people to know she has tits.

She still needs the attention she gets from the tits.

Because there are younger tits getting more hype than her tits, or maybe just enough hype to make her self conscious about her tits…and that reality is hard to accept…so the solution is post more tit…

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

There are some whores that target their employers or employees for sex harassment charges…

Then there are whores who only the sex harassment when they fall off and need money….

Or the whores who the sex harassment when the sex harasser goes onto make money….you know selective rape accusations…

Then there are whores who enjoy it…

I am not sure what kind of whore titty actress Sofia Vergara who has climbed the ranks of star with her big tits, who is now old and still using the tits…..

I just know she is getting humped fully clothed by a lesbian and showing tits…

She can milk the archive / historic tits she still makes money on….

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

Sofia Vergara is the kind of girl who would not cut off her titties if she tested positive for the breast cancer gene….

She realizes that a life without tits is not one worth living.

She knows that if the tits gave her the life that she had, then it is only appropriate for the tits to take her out.

If the tits decide to turn on her, it’s a calculated risk she is willing to take, because tits get hits and in her case, the tits made her millions of dollars.

There should be a deeper dig on her origin story, because you have to wonder how a single mother who can’t speak english ended up on a Sitcom.

There is a darkness and something sinister that had to happen to give her this life, where at 60, she still dresses with her tits out, unable to speak english but being a dominating force on the American TV…..which is literally a BOOB TUBE when it comes to VERGARA…because she exploits her tits harder than the men making money than her off her tits…we call them the PUPPET MASTERS!

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

She may too old to shake ass in a way you want to jerk off to on paper…you know as per her birth certificate date of origin….

But she’s shaking her ass in a way you may want to jerk off to her…

Sofia Vergara…masterful whoring through the ages..

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

Sofia Vergara is proof that there is life after being human trafficked or used as a drug mule…

If you are one of the top performers they are smuggling in, or using their tits to smuggle in drugs, and if you prove to be on your best behavior for all the very rich guys they are rented out to…..there may come a day when they help you achieve all your wildest dreams….

Pay your dues and land a sitcom…become worth millions….enjoy the luxuries of life on your , instead of as an accessory or hired help for rich dudes…

Some of these Latin people come into America because they are already rich in their own countries, others have to eat shit doing shit jobs, others get to eat rich guy shit in a different kind of way…you know as a “model”…we don’t know what category Vergara falls into…

Anyway, she’s old, still has tits…that she’s showing off because she’s a success story, a big fucking win…..

TITTY SHOW….cuz THE POWER OF TITTY made a life for VERGARA and that’s all that really matters…

She was in another titty top for the paparazzi – you can see the pics if you CLICK HERE

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

Sofia Vergara posted some pictures of her eating some CREME BRULE for the dudes out there with a feeder fetish…

Clearly, girl is an eater, because tits like that don’t grow themselves, at least not on one of them anorexic girls trying to fit into the unrealistic body images that the toxic male has pushed on women through lingerie marketing to women…..or some shit…

So some of you may be excited to see the tits get fed like a gremlin after midnight….

While I’m over here ing that girls of the internet make parmesan cheese with the bacteria in their vaginas….which is more my kind of desert than this CREME BRULE…right…

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

Sofia Vergara doesn’t really appeal to me, I find her boring despite the big tits, but at least she has big tits.

The fact that she plays up her Spanish accent despite being in the USA for the majority of her life makes me think she’s pandering and lying to us, it’s like she’s putting on a performance and is some kind of fraud….which people buy into because she’s got the big tits.

I have a hard time believing that she hasn’t mastered the English language…so her act is all a lie…designed to make us out to be real fucking idiots, unles she’s a lazy idiot who didn’t bother learning English because she has the big tits and doesn’t really have to.

She’s DEFINITELY succeeded more than you’d expect and there is probably some sort of scam or storyline there, probably involving the drug trade….because these tits could have been street hooker tits, but instead they are top performing and highly paid tits.

She’s got the hustle and probably realized that with some drive and tits, a girl can do anything…

Here she is old in a one-piece….

For those of you who like to hide in the closet, whether you’re a homosexual in the closet or into her shoe collection from all her money she makes or just a creep who likes to watch women sleep from their closets, here’s some Sofia Vergara closet porn….

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

Sofia Vergara apparently has a sister…

Together they bring the sister fuck fetish content…because comparing sister vaginas is almost as exciting as comparing hot adult MILF and hot adult Daughter pussy, to see how related they truly are or really how genetics impact the vaginas of ladies….SCIENCE…

Sister fetishes are real…and here are those sister dancing slutty, because that is how they escaped Colombia for the American dream…on those gyrating hips and bouncy tits.

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

As the internet meme machine would say “this tracks”…..

I mean girl had to get to America from Colombia somehow…

Might as well been on some dicks.

Posted in:Sofia Vergara