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2026

10

Sep

Country Sluts of the Day

Country Sluts are a beacon of hope in this world of condo dwelling wage slave idiots.

The wage slave man who lives in the city fantasizes about being a real man, rather than some cuck who sits on the screen and whines about gluten or other feminine traits they’ve acquired in the last 20 years of being soft…

That’s the reason shows like Yellowstone are popular, women want the parody of real men, men are drawn to the parody of real men, because they are all a bunch of low testosterones…

So seeing a chick who seemingly lives in the wild, doing wild things, like hunting, fishing and farming, driving ATVs, maybe even some level of trade work…CAN she weld, or build a barn….you know, do the things they are supposed to do, but can’t because they are bitches….

Just feet in the dirt of nature….the way we were supposed to be before the human greed machine destroyed our lives.

Here are country girls…

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2026

10

Sep

Jennifer Lawrence’s New Face s Instagram of the Day

Jennifer Lawrence has officially ed instagram, but it’s safe to assume she has a burner that she uses, it’s just now she needs to promote herself to keep her management team happy.

She’s a little late to the fucking game, considering the average person is probably bored of Instagram and wishing and hoping that it dies a horrible death.

Clearly, she’s being told that she needs to get on instagram, to secure her celebrity, to build her audience and to monetize by selling them exclusive content or products.

Did you know that all of the talent agencies are investing heavily in CREATOR ECONOMY, from g internet people, to giving them movies and TV shows, brands, etc.

Old celebrity is being replaced, so old celebrities like J.Law need to get with the fucking program.

There is a lot of money on the table, since J.Law is one of the single top celebrities of our times, even if she hasn’t done that much work in the last few years as a mom.

That money is being on social media like a shameless influencer whore…

They are all shameless whores, but there was at one time a line in the sand between self promoter who was level and celebrity who was high level, those lines blurred, because apparently they are all self promoting low level trash.

Clearly, she’s not new to shameless self promotion, the nude selfies, she got a hacker arrested and servicing a life sentence for leaking her nudes and showing us her great tits…

But when they do it more secretive than on a “Public Forum”, it seems more exclusive.

Nothing is exclusive when everyone is reduced to the same kind of bottom feeder.

Anyway, she’s got a new face.

Her first post is a video of her laying down and conditions in viewing and commenting on her content….filled with threats that she will delete her social media if people don’t follow her bullshit rules.

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2026

09

Sep

Bebe Rexha Big Girl Titty Content of the Day

There are so many fat chicks that I don’t think the diabetic weightloss injections are going to rid us of the cancer to our eyes that is obesity….

Which means, Bebe Rexha is not the last fat ass girl in the world…she keeps good company with so many other fat chicks.

The ones who still have some level of sex drive or perversion, who appreciate that dudes will fuck anything with a hole….like to present themselves as sexual beings.

Since they are fat and have big bellies, they have to rely on the tits.

Since dudes are obsessed with tits, big tits that come with fat chicks attached to them are still big tits.

We have this mechanism in our minds that turn off the obesity gene and fixates on the BIG NATURALS…the LONG SAGGIES….especially in pictures…

You see, internet big girl tits, where they edit themselves down is easier to fixate on the tits…

Real life big girl tits come with the hazard of being squashed, killed, hurt, or stuck under after it dies fucking you….PLUS there are all the BIG girl smells from a challenging ass wiping due to not having enough reach.

Point is, fat chicks do better whoring in pictures on the internet of their tits, less dangerous than their whoring at the bar at 3 am, or in this modern age, whoring on dating apps to get fucked by decent dudes who have no standards multiple times a day because we’re weak…

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2026

09

Sep

Dua Lipa’s Bikini Round-Up of the Day

Dua Lipa is one of the top popstars in the history of the tiktok era…many of her TikTok songs went viral.

I like to think it was because her dad understands BOT traffic and jacking up views to trick the algorithm. RUSSIAN INTERFERENCE.

He was a digital marketer from Eastern Europe, which to me means he either worked in porn or spam…but MAYBE he was legitimate.

I’ve said it before, I guess my stories and my WILD ACCUSATIONS of media manipulation to manipulate the minds of the average retard to buy into hype is just BORING…

It’d be more interesting if I told stories of my personal experience with KOSOVO refugees in Canada in the 90s, who escaped sex work or the sex trade that they were forced to be part of during their war, only to get a free ride to Canada where they became strippers…GABRIELLE and her slow dance, the one she showed her pussy on, set to TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART, RIP BONNIE TYLER, was inspiring, arguably more inspiring that DUA LIPA pushing her married, rich, bikini content on us for attention, since she clearly doesn’t get enough of it.

Typical woman, right, NO attention is TOO much attention, they want to SUCK IT all up, be appreciated like they appreciate themselves in front of the mirror with their dead eyes from the SSRIs…

ROMANCE.

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2026

09

Sep

Ana De Armas is a Cuban Revolution of the Day

Cuba Libre motherfuckers…

While some Cubans are still stuck in the country, dealing with being blacked out from a lack of gas shipments, starved out from a lack of gas shipments, and other amazing consequences of the Cuban revolution that turned Cuba from an amazing tropical Vegas where nothing but fun and gambling happened, to some bullshit breadlines….

Ana De Armas, born Cuban is like “fuck that shit, I’m going to escape through whatever loophole and become a top level Hollywood actress”….

It’s the uncommon story of escaping Cuba, but one that probably inspires most of Cuba to pull a Puerto Rico and become a territory of the USA….

They will finally get their hands on REAL Coca Cola, not that contraband or communist version.

I’ve never been to Cuba, but the perverts I know who travel to Cuba are usually broke ass degenerates who are there for the Sex Tourism with questionable girls…

While this questionable girl got the red carpet, white glove treatment. Her sex work has been high paid Hollywood…

Anyway, she’s seen as a top dog in Hollywood, one of the hottest and she’s in some bikini….

We like bikini.

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2026

09

Sep

Skinny Dipped of the Day

As the summer officially ends with Labor Day, as it does.

People in the north can be excited for 9 months of cold darkness…

If they are the lucky kind, they will get their 7 day vacation to somewhere like Florida or maybe an All-Inclusive in Mexico or some other shit hole…

But the average loser, will be stuck hibernating…..

So nothing better to celebrate summer than girls who skinny dip.

Not because you have ever seen a girl skinny dip and if you did it was from being a creepy sex pest hiding in the bushes.

But because it is aspirational.

A reminder that chicks do swim naked, even if we don’t get to see them swim naked.

When I think back on my life, there has been a lack of seeing chicks swim naked.

I am the kind of guy who inspires women to put on more clothing than take it off.

Maybe it is my eagerness that creeps them out and dries them up.

Maybe it’s my unconventional good looks.

I just know that the opportunities I’ve had to see a woman skinny dip has ended with her not skinny dipping because I was there.

We call that winning but only because the internet doesn’t discriminate against us LOSERS….

It gives us FODDER that is almost as good as the real thing, arguably better, because we don’t have to leave the comfort of our phone screens.

We call that LIVING.

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2026

08

Sep

Caylee Cowan’s Titties for Gay AIDS Party of the Day

Caylee Cowan is Ben Affleck’s sister-in-law. It’s a pretty suspicious story really, because she was touring the young girl with big tits in Hollywood scene. She had moved there from Arizona and was behaving questionably with rich guys who produced sex tapes with Paris Hilton.

For a period of time, she was being exposed as a whore on social media, but then she did a 2-5 year detox from social media after securing Casey Affleck as a full-time boyfriend and now she’s producing credits on Ben Affleck movies!

There was a period in those 2-5 years where her legal team emailed me to take down EVERY SINGLE nude model shoot, ONLYFANS style picture, and a used condom wrapper with her name tagged, back in her fund days.

I complied, because I generally don’t care enough to argue these people, plus she was sucidial or hospitalized for trying to kill herself and I don’t need to keep their past on a website if they don’t want it, we’re all allowed to re-invent ourselves….

BUT they should have paid me to do it, it took me fucking hours and I hated it….thus now I hate Caylee Cowan, the whore who got away, or who at least levelled up….

ANYWAY, she is at some gay event for AIDS, because it’s a GAY disease just not a DEATH SENTENCE…so the GAYS live on and multiply, unlike when your vegetable garden gets a disease and all the plants die off..OR COVID…

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2026

08

Sep

Em Rat Cow’s Vulgar Tongue Kissing in Rome of the Day

Em Rat Cow, the internet’s favorite tits, or at least the internet’s favorite tits back in 1999 when social media just got started, but that still get high enough engagement because the internet doesn’t know how to unfollow…..has found LOVE.

Despite her whining about feminism, pushing man hating agendas, wearing her pussy hats with her friends as she monetizes her tits like a common prostitute has turned her back on the whole single mother thing and secured the COCK….

Since she’s an exhibitionist, she’s got the tits out there in a tight dress while tonguing her new man for the paparazzi in front of her child.

Good parenting by today’s standards, where they accept the feminist mom for killing the kid, so naturally FRENCH KISSING is just exposing them to man/woman love in this gay gay world.

Her man is named French, so that explains the TONGUING…

His name is Romain Gavras, he’s a music video director who just debuted his first English Language movie, he is the son of some French director named Costa Gervas and his mom is a journalist who was captured by the Vietcong during the Vietnam war, which I guess is a lot like Romain getting stuck in Em Rata’s pussy. FOLLOWING IN HIS MOMMA’S FOOTSTEPS…because there is no way Em Rata’s pussy isn’t like a Ho Chi Min prison camp…all humid and filled with snakes….and disease…

He previous fucked RITA ORA for 2 years, then DUA LIPA and now that he’s fat and looks like he’s dying trying to walk, he settling for an aged out em Rata…SLOPPY THIRDS…

Since her boyfriend is a fat bearded guy, you can have the hope that one day you’ll land a rat faced girl with tits of your own!

He has a weird HAND BRACE on, which we can assume is CARPEL tunnel from jerking off to Em Rata’s nudes from when she was hot as her old ass is snoring in bed next to him…

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2026

07

Sep

Lactaction for Labor Day of the Day

For generations of this here BLOG, which in and of itself is a relic of a simpler time….when social media didn’t really exist and people weren’t taking selfies saying “LOOK AT ME”….idiots like myself could put up bullshit celebs, write bullshit jokes and stories about the misadventures of our relatively boring lives, since updating posts about celebrities is a massive time waster that keeps you on the screen far too fucking long, when you should be in the park staring at hot tits doing yoga or whatever it is people do in the park…while the fat wife on disability stays home shitting herself…

But yeah, Labor day was birthing videos from YOUTUBE, because it was my silent protest that youtube could post pussy stretched out videos and still monetize, while GOOGLE ADS cancelled me in 2004, and prevented me from making 100,000,000 dollars…

I’d be down to have made 100,000,000 dollars in 2004 ya know, that shit would have been blown by 2005…and I’d likely be dead…and I probably wouldn’t have documented it because I’d be busy living it….

Anyway, I’ve decided lactation is hotter than the miracle of birthing, because you assume they had to go into labor to have the kid, to have the lactation, unless it was one of them late term abortions, where women can kill their kids until they are 1 year old without consequences..because of HYSTERIA….

I figure, if you haven’t knocked up a woman, because women know better, you probably haven’t sucked a milk filled tit…

Plus, our whole tit obsession is based on milk filled tits…we are coded for that.

Which is why I’ve tried buying breast milk on the internet from a DONOR, like a IVF using a surrogate mom….

Only, they turn me down when I ask if I bring my own jar and by jar I mean mouth…LATCH LATCH SUCK SUCK…

Anyway…LACTATION ON LABOR DAY…for the evolution of the site, cuz you got evolve to stay this irrelevant….

Posted in:MIlkers

2026

04

Sep

Britney Spears is Still Giving Boners of the Day

Here’s a video Britney Posted about 20 minutes ago.

You will see that Britney, or the AI they are pretending is Britney, which is more sophisticated than my AI, because I get rejected whenever I try to get AI to render a picture of a girl naked and masturbating, they say it’s against their and services or some shit….

Unless this is really Britney, which is could be, just far less exciting than her being dead, or in a medically induced coma, where they are keeping her alive for her next tour, or album they release after they decide to kill her off. The timing has to be perfect.

But we’ll pretend it’s Britney, dancing in her underwear and sheer lingerie dress.

Sophisticated enough to cover her nipple with a rose emoji.

This is far more planned out than an actual mental break, because I’ve seen homeless crackheads pull their pussies out on the street during a drug overdose, surprisingly, their pussies were always shaved when I witnessed them being flashed, surprisingly this has happened to me more than once….

I guess they weren’t as sophisticated or media trained like BRITNEY…

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