2026
15
May
Lais Ribeiro is a big titty Victoria Secret model who was.
She is in PR, possibly TAX EVADING with her girl NINA AGDAL at the Jake and Logan Paul compound.
Maybe she’s just into Bad Bunny….
The good news, TITS.
That’s all I got, it’s friday fuckers…
She’s older, she’s fatter, we’re still into the tits…cuz they are tits….
Posted in:Lais Ribeiro
2026
14
May
It’s unfortunate for Millie Bobby Brown’s core fanbase that she looks 40, since they are mainly into 12 year olds….
But for those of us who haven’t watched Stranger Things because we aren’t seduced by shitty rip offs of 80s movies, even with Winona Ryder’s granny milkers, the 40 year old looking Millie Bobby Brown doesn’t offend us….especially since she’s got her titties out.
She sells directly to consumers, working towards being a billionaire, she’s married to a Bon Jovi, she’s adopted a kid, so she’s a MILF and she does it with her titties out…
5 Days ago, she posted her tight dress and one of the shots is from the creeper angle of trying to look up the skirt, which speaks to my peeping tom, crawling under table interests….so she is multi-faceted and mnore than just having titties out….
She also went to an event with her titties out…so she sticks to the program, why change what works for her in her hustle to a billion dollar brand all with her titties out.
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Posted in:Millie Bobby Brown
2026
14
May
Sabrina Carpenter is apparently a human and not a bobble head you buy at the drug store to put on the dashboard of your truck, to entertain yourself in traffic as you watch it’s lifeless plastic casing move to the rhythm of your engine rumbles….
Sabrina is more figuratively a bobble head….
She seems relatively mindless, plastic, retarded and instead of being stuck on a dashboard of a car, she’s put on stages and instead of bobbing her big head, she does a song and dance act they’ve told her to do….because that’s what toys, puppets and sex dolls do….
They want you to think she’s hot.
She’s in a sheer dress, showing some lingerie…
Dressed like you’d hope a florida granny in the retirement community would open the door would be dressed when you show up to spray her trailer for termites…
Some people think they are infantilizing her, making her dress like a baby girl doll, but all I see is old horny lady all dried up….with a giant head…
You may find her hot. It’s not your fault. Propaganda does that with these FUCKMUPPETS.
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Posted in:Sabrina Carpenter
2026
14
May
Jessica Alba showed up her middle aged titty sweat, soaking through her double sports bra….
I don’t know what the deal is with the double sports bra, they’ll pretend it’s a style thing, but clearly it’s to hold up her dumpy mom tits….
That’s not to say that Alba doesn’t have implants, it’s just to say that if she does they need extra to look like they are still bolted on.
She documented her fitness, her workout, her training because why do it if you don’t film it for the fans. If you don’t film it and post it, it never happened or it is a wasted opportunity for monetization.
She has a fit old lady body, there’s thigh gap, which means she’s more fun than the old fat ladies who are trying to trick you into thinking they are hot.
Her pussy definition is not visible, which makes me think she’s got an adult diaper on because she’s old. They try to make them in sexier styles for the blown out menopauses…maybe that titty sweat is just her piss from one of her yoga moves or stretches. We will never know.
I have never worked the old folks home fitness program, but I’m sure it smells like a lot of shit and piss….so ALBA probably does too.
There’s no internet SMELL A VISION….
Sure, Alba has had a ridiculous amount of cock in her over the years, she was married but was apparently a cheater who christened each new young star to enter the industry as a right of age….
But with that she understands the power of being hot, fit, or looking her best.
Sure, she’s a fucking rotting out dinosaur, but she’s looking as good as she can, which is better than a lot of these lazy cunts out there.
So we can celebrate that…it is Jessica Alba….after ALLLLLLLL…and if you need to borrow any sperm from this sperm depository, she’s got plenty caked onto her insides, but she’ll likely charge interest…she’s a BUSINESS woman….SEE.
Posted in:Jessica Alba
2026
13
May
Sports Illustrated is still around and they put out a magazine featuring a whole lot of trashy looking chicks. Some are old and fat, others are just fat, a few are fat titty. It’s a mix of athletes and WAGS and other randoms they’ve decided to re-use year after year like they are Genevieve Morton ( her?)…..
The magazine doesn’t need to exist, all girls everywhere post bikini selfies on par with these “Pro shoots”. The iphone as good as a pro camera…so no one really cares.
The only people who do care are the models they use, who think it’s an honor, or some other nonsense…like a bucketlist item to validate themselves.
The problem is that they don’t look hot, this isn’t jerk off material even to fans, in a porno generation of subscription sites and hardcore porn….
This is hardly even interesting to look at.
But it generates ad dollars for the company that owns them, this carries SI, it’s their big woke yearly bullshit….and I’m all for Nostalgia and half naked bitches, plus they haven’t got TOO woke yet, so no men in bikinis or anything too extreme that they should be boycotted for virtue signalling, so here’s a round up….starting with Sophie Cunningham…
Sophie Cunningham is a WNBA star who has been surrounded by some minor controversies, but all that just adds to her hype, because a few years ago, the internet decided they loved women’s basketball and the girls who participate in women’s basketball, leading to her finally making money off her basketball….
She’s viral, a brand ambassador, doing brand deals and making content when she’s not playing a sport so hard that a High School boy’s team could beat her….
She was cast in Sports Illulstrated because she’s trending and she looks pretty trash, but topless WNBA players is what the sport needs to make it interesting…
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Camille Kostek Big Belly Fetish for those of you who like your bikini models to look like they ate all the other bikini models in efforts to get the cover….
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Big Titty Penny Lane
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Some chick named Katie Austin
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Some Christen Goff post pregnancy apparently, WAG to an NFL player thanks to SI being a brothel/dating platform that connects pussy with athletes….making dreams come true…
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I already posted Hilary Duff, but you should check out her dumper again…
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Livvy Dunne, famous college gymnast who is a viral sensation on social media so they’ve cast her in Baywatch. She also does sex things with an MLB player….
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Nicole Williams English….is a Canadian who was on a show called WAGS…so you know this is part of that self promotion…especially when there is no football in Canada…how does a Canadian become a WAG when there’s no football in Canada…HUMAN TRAFFICKING?
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Hayley Kalil, known as Haley Bailey, is the viral comedic influencer who was married to an NFL player or TWO….most recently calling out her man for having a big penis..3 coke cans in size…and the reason for their divorce…if you’re into that kind of thing…and she was being sued for it apparently.
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Xandra Pohl Giant Tits
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Posted in:Sports Illustrated Swimsuit
2026
13
May
The botox faces of the internet scare me…
It’s like demonic puppet coming to life after midnight, ready to eat our souls, looking for children’s blood to keep them younger….
These self involved, vain, narcissistic women who are willing to destroy their faces and turn themselves into some plastic looking sex doll, not even the high quality sex doll, make me uncomfortable….
I’ve seen botched strippers and hookers over the years, but they are on a budget and doing the best they can with their self hatred….
When rich and famous whores like Lohan are doing this kind of thing to themselves, I get it on one level, trying to keep up appearances…but it doesn’t make it any less terrifying.
I am a Lindsay Lohan fan, I mean, not really like there’s much to be fans of, other than her fire crotch she’s likely lasered away….
But I’ve believed in her and always said she’ll win an Oscar…and she will…..
It just may be for playing a dummy that comes to life to fuck its ventriloquist , some Pinnochio meets Mannequin hybrid…
She’s still go them titties.
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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan
2026
12
May
Hilary Duff seems to have gone aggressively on the OZEMPIC to live out some weirdo fantasy of doing Sports Illustrated Swim….
It’s a little weirdly timed since she’s 40 fucking years old…
Not to mention, she was a Hockey WAG about a dozen or more years ago, but I guess she made a hockey baby with the NHL player, so she’s a Hockey Divorcee and that’s the tie into to sports.
No idea why they didn’t decide to put her in the magazine back when she was integrated in the sport, or the sport integrated into her….
You see, I have this theory that Duff, with her Crossfit body was the kind of wife who got railed by the entire roster after every win, like the celebratory prize they work towards. Hockey players always do weird initiation shit…
Anyway, the good news is the mom of 4 with different men, took the Ozempic seriously, and it really compliments her busted up botox filled face…
Super fucking weird, but SI is clickbaiting all they can to stay relevant and Hilary Duff is an attention seeking exhibitionist pervert whore who wants you to jerk off to her so I guess it makes sense…
It really doesn’t have to make sense, celeb in bikini for magazine..and she’s got big enough mom tits and an even bigger dumper…
Posted in:Hilary Duff
2026
12
May
It’s safe to say that any of these child stars have had their souls ripped out of them at a young age while being conditioned to be the influential talent used to meld the minds of a generation.
Assuming that they use actual humans with souls and not weird reptilian clones they make in labs under Disney or Antarctica.
It’s not so much a “sell your soul” kind of thing you see in the movies, because they are kids and don’t really know what they are doing.
It’s more a parents selling the kids off for their own personal gain without any real concern for the kids. Traumatizing them and making them pretty easy to control…
Anyway, Bella Thorne is another mainstream Disney Kid they turned into an OnlyFans bad girl, whether it was a RUMSPRINGER where she was out on her own making bad choices as a rich and famous hcick, or just part of the plan, we’ll never know…
What we do know is that after a few years offline, she’s been back with the fake tits, older and wiser and still a corny Disney Kid, doing the whole whoring thing for cash…
Despite being greasy and looking like she stanks, I’m into it…
Posted in:Bella Thorne
2026
12
May
Irina Shayk is a Russian Honeypot who despite the whole aging process, is still out here giving boners.
She was at one time the hottest of the swimsuit models, she integrated herself into the mainstream by having sex with Ronaldo and has since lived the American dream harder than most.
She’s fucked the likes of Leo DiCaprio, Brad Cooper to completion, they have a baby, and most importantly Kanye West…which will upset some of you racists out there…
She’s a dirty little BORSCHT fuck hole, but not dirty enough to turn us off from eating the BORSCHT out of her fuck hole…we’ll let her do her Russian dominate on our dicks like it was Ukraine….we would wait in the communist breadlines just to eat her dirty toilet paper….we would freeze in Siberian work camps just to have her rip our dicks off…you know normal Russian things…
Anyway, she has big mom nips in one outfit and gay leather chaps like you like to wear to your leather parties in another…
Posted in:Irina Shayk
2026
11
May
I guess that bullshit retard show Euphoria, which is designed to lower the frequency of society by putting out depressing mainstream smut, instead of fun mainstream slut, all dark and medicated, instead of just being horny….it could have been good…
I mean, it’s clearly been good for Sweeney, this shit put her tits on the map and with the popularity of the show, she’s lined her big tits up to be a billionaire with Bezos….
As a thank you, she seems to have decided to comeback to the show, where she plays a cam girl or OF girl, you know to stretch her skills as an actor, to really biter her actor chops into the fucking acting role, and the whole thing is pretty gutter.
I don’t mind seeing Sweeney, who isn’t as hot as they say she is, sucking on her toes, or showing off her tits, but at this level of her career, she doesn’t NEED to be doing that, which is what makes her doing it hotter than it probably is…..
Since I am always a pessimist, her career and her success, even as a rich girl, just means that she’s a porn chick who got away….
Clearly, without mainstream stamp of approval, those tits would have been earners for her, and luckily she goes as porny as mainstream can go…
I don’t watch this shit, so I’m not sure what the giant tits in the window is, but seems retarded….like the rest of Euphoria..
Posted in:Sydney Sweeney
