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2026

09

Jun

Bono’s Daughter Boner Tits of the Day

Since everyone I’ve ever met, which is probably around 5-7 people, has hated U2 and BONO, but mainly BONO, since some early U2 songs have become ironically good…..

I can only assume his own daughter can’t fucking stand him….at least I would hope because Daddy issues are the foundation of all good things in the world….

She probably doesn’t hate him as much as we’d like her to, you know since she uses his actual last name and goes by Eve Hewson.

Being Bono’s boner giving daughter with them titties has probably been beneficial in career, access, and a life of comfort thanks to having retarded levels of money.

Bono the boner is worth billions and is equally rich in annoying…

But staring at his daughter’s IRISH GUINNESS PINTS is alright…INNIT…

The kind of thing you’d want to take a piss on….

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2026

09

Jun

Thong and Tanlines Tuesday of the Day

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SOME TUESDAYS I DO THONGS

SOME TUESDAYS I DO TANLINES

TODAY I DO THONG TANLINES

BRILLIANT…

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2026

08

Jun

Rebecca Black’s Belly Button of the Day

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Rebecca Black has fat tits, but apparently she’s got a fat stomach too, because she bravely wore a belly shirt and her belly button is collapsing on itself like it was the WORLD TRADE CENTER, just fully falling in on itself….

She is the girl who brought us the annoying FRIDAY song, she went viral when people weren’t eagerly trying to go viral all the fucking time, where getting 1,000,000 views meant something….

The annoying FRIDAY song was something that replaced “HAPPY FRIDAY”, it was the “HAPPY HUMP DAY” for Friday and instead of being HUGE…she got laughed out of the room. Her song has probably made her millions by now, but she never had that legit career…but she’s still a novelty act, with tits and does things, just many years later.

Anyway, this post is about her belly botton, that is more of a lateral line than a round belly button….and that’s probably a fetish to at least one of you sick fucks…you know a kind of GASH to stick your micro-dick in…

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2026

08

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Looking Like a Horror Movie of the Day

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I know that there was a time when Vanessa Hudgens was all horror movie obsessed.

This was after her leaked nudes showcased her bush in an timeline where everyone had bald pussies.

It led to many jokes about how she is actually part animal….not all human…just a shave her pussy and have it grow back within the hour like Homer Simpson’s beard, or a Kardashian….

Anyway, she was pushing Halloween all year round, pretending to be witch, possibly an actual witch at least based on these pics of her face…

It screams gypsy who comes to eat your children in the woods…..

I guess she’s not into BOTOX and into looking like she’s in her 50s.

At least we have her sister’s self produced porn to get us through these dark times….and the fact that Hudgens is out braless…

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2026

08

Jun

Bebe Rexha Channels the Fast Food Line in Concert of the Day

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Bebe Rexha is a rebel…she’s an individual popstar, a punk rock popstar, a pop music writing anti-establishment type….

Because the whole word is on OZEMPIC type drugs….but not her, she’s like fuck that….and instead she keeps getting fatter and fatter….

She’s looking like the Fast food line-up, but that would imply she’s not too lazy to get out of her car….or that she’s not to fat to be standing on her own….when clearly she looks like she’s both those things.

Maybe looking like she’s in line buying a bucket of cheese doodles at Walmart, since they don’t have a drive through….but she would probably be spilling over her mobility scooter seat….

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2026

08

Jun

Katy Perry Hard Nipples of the Day

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Katy Perry has never been appealing to me, but she has always had a fat set of tits.

Someone took a screencapture of her hard nipples on her fat set of tits and that must make Katy Perry fnas excited.

Since I have always found Katy Perry a clunky, boring, annoying personality who faked her way into the mainstream and who knew she was a fraud…..the hard nipples don’t cut through my dislike.

I will still look at her hard nipples, because since I was a kid, I’ve loved hard nipples. Probably deep psychological issues from not being breast fed as a baby, all malnourished and looking for a nipple to latch onto well into my old ass life…

Tits has been that constant interest, just not so much Katy Perry tit…even if they may be great tits.

In recent months she has become the first lady of Canada, because she is dating the Prime Minister who was, Justin Trudeau…so using the emergency measures act, we are all forced to jerk off to Katy Perry’s tits now…it’s some totalitarian socialist communist nightmare where our kings live in their 5 million dollar homes with their poptart women with hard nipples as we scramble to afford basic food….

Some people think he is gay, some theatre kid, drama teacher with a limp wrist…and Katy Perry is a gay icon…so it all lines up…

I am not political, I don’t care about any of that shit, it is boring and I don’t understand why everyone is so fucking into politics, like it is their identity….without realizing how boring that is…

We’re supposed to just live our life, looking at tits, letting the politicians sell us out and rip us off….not fighting over politics….

So here are those nips…

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2026

08

Jun

Heidi Klum’s Old Lady Bikini Model of the Day

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Heidi Klum as a very old fat lady is finally giving her fans a masturbation challenge.

For the longest time, the old lady was able to maintain her lie, whether that was AI, or good angles since she’s a pro, strategic BOTOX or the fact that tits are blinding and erase all the other flaws….

So people just bought into her as a familiar set of tits, who has entertained them since the 90s.

However, she is old, she is fat and there will come a time when the tits don’t erase the flaws, or the TRUTH.

We may not officially be there yet, she has rotted out quite hard enough that the stench makes us vomit….however, it is starting to get a little pungent, like you’ve forgotten part of your lunch under your car seat a few months ago and everytime you get in the car you’re like “what is that smell, did something die in here” but you can’t quite place it.

It’s not OVERPOWERING…but the rot is there….

CHECK IT OUT…

In other news, she did an ASK ME ANYTHING, which she talks about naming her ass, how in love she is with her man, and more importantly her new slutty INCEST shoot with LENI is coming, so you can too….because she is giving you a masturbation challenge now that she’s old and fat.

She still works hard with those tits because a brand called Calzedonia love her tits and so do you.

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2026

05

Jun

Sofia Vergara Still Has her Tits of the Day

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In the event you were wondering, old lady Sofia Vergara, who made a career with her tits, still has her tits.

Other 50 year olds are getting double Mastectomies and/or are titty sagging like a granny at an Old Folks Home, but Vergara is still cosplaying as a titty model…

Which is important because there aren’t enough whores whoring their tits in the world….NEVER ENOUGH whores whoring their tits really.

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2026

05

Jun

Irina Shayk in a Bikini of the Day

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Irina Shayk, top model and professional PUSSY to the stars….who has made an internal cum shot….a CREAMPIE if you will…stick to the walls of her uterus to make a baby with Gigi Hadid’s boyfriend….posted some bikini pics.

The Russian decide to make it artistic, by doing a bikini reflection picture, which makes it harder to pinpoint her flaws and aging scars…

But, you can still make-out her Russian spy titties that have allowed her to be the pussy to the STARS…

I think she’s lovely, for a prostitute….

Sure, she probably doesn’t consider herself a prostitute, but that’s just a matter of opinion, to the rich, the model agency and their roster of talent is just a directory of by the hour women who have been vetted and look good…

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2026

05

Jun

Kylie Jenner Bikini Monster of the Day

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Kylie Jenner terrifies me.

Her family are modern day terrorists who have destroyed more than one generation of women.

Sure, that’s giving them a lot of credit, when it was really just a timing thing and the general population were obviously ready for it.

But since they generate billions of dollars through their low hanging trash, they are the beacons, the top of the food chains, the TOP DOGS who are literal dogs…

Just a group of uglies who figured out how to make the right noise to compel the retards…

Kylie, the youngest, unless you count Caitlin’s pussy, since it’s still in its infancy….can’t really be blamed for the exploitation and her behaviorial issues from the exploitation….

That doesn’t make her any less terrifying…

However, I can still stare at her social media clown tits.

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