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2026

20

Aug

Britney Spears Crazy Person Dance of the Day

A conspiracy theorist would think that they were painting a picture of how insane top pop star Britney Spears is now that they’ve lobotomized her.

You know, paving the way for her inevitable pre-mature death after they HAYDEN PANETTIERE h.

A truther would assume they already have…]

I am just here for the good times seeing her spazz out in her running shoes, producing content that looks like it was shot in the 80s because she’s dead, AI, a body double or just insane….ALL OPTIONS ARE GOOD ONES.

HOLD A COPY OF TODAY’s PAPER Britney…

SHOW US THAT YOU ARE OK…

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2026

20

Aug

Kelly Brook Grew Into the Tits of the Day

Kelly Brook has been owning being a fat chick for a long time.

She was always technically a fat chick, but she’d starve herself out, but anyone who hates on fat chicks and basically can sniff fat chicks and future fat chicks out, knew she would eventually give into the fat and just grow into her tits.

Now that there is all those weight-loss pills everyone is taking, her not taking them, is almost rebellious.

She is protesting being fit.

Like she’s embraced fat, she’s tried to wrap her arms around it, but they don’t rach and it’s a whole wide fucking angle she monetizes.

From hot titty model with the big tits, to being the big girl who grew into the tits, making them proportional.

We saw this happeneing, now that it’s happened, it’s all too familiar, since we’re still surrounded by fat chicks in this fat fuck world.

Here are some fat bikini model pics, where she’s really committed to the feeder fetishists as she eats some high sugar watermelon…to feed her watermelons…

RIGHT

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2026

20

Aug

Bar Refaeli Bikini Ass of the Day

Her name is Bar Refaeli…

Don’t mention Israel…
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Just look at her ass….

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She was a top model, working for Victoria’s Secret and pretending to date Leo DiCaprio like he isn’t a gay.

Don’t mention Israel…
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She is from and lives in a Mediterranean country, where she likely gets all the vitamin D from the sun and that Mediterranean diet that she needs…some may call it the promised land…

Don’t mention Israel…
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She is old now, but seems to be into showing off her ass, probably for world peace because….

Don’t mention Israel…
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Israel is the one place that liberals and racists collectively hate, throw protests over and are going mental over…

Shit…I wasn’t supposed to mention Israel..

I was supposed to just look at her ass….

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2026

20

Aug

Noah Cyrus Does the Stella Hudgens of the Day

Noah Cyrus is basically a Stella Hudgens, but thanks to her father’s fame and her mother’s fortune from pulling management fees off Miley’s earning, she can do her online whoring in a more organic, less organized, sort of way.

Where as Stella Hudgens, the daughter of a Filipino cleaning lady, has to monetize that shit because Vanessa’s High School Musical money is not on Miley’s level.

The funny thing is that both are likely more talented than the average person, but because they are in the shadow of their siblings, they will never fully shine.

The good news is they still like attention and they seem to do all they can to get that from their tits, and that they likely eat everything they can to feed those tits, because clearly, their existence outside of being a celebrity sibling is being fatties with big tits they show off….

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2026

20

Aug

Maddy Petsch Titty of the Day

Maddy Petsch is a fucking pervert!

She has her tits out while sucking off her birthday cake like it was a big greasy cock….

It is probably just a generational thing, they’re all fucking perverts who fuck everyone thanks to growing up on porn….and now they produce their own porn.

Even Maddy Petsch’s husband of Fiancee is an OnlyFans producer…

His name is TYGA and he has a kids with that monster Black Chyna, do you her?

He’s now got into the red head from Riverdale, because I guess he likes her GINGER GENETIC freakish strength.

He’s a Petschcatarian, the only sea food smell dripping off his face is from eating in her panties, unless of course she’s more open minded, since she’s a perverted TV star in the porno-age and they’re producing ONLYFANS content with other hollywood hookers trying to make it, or trying to piss of their dads are sitting on his face while she pretends to like it.

Who knows.

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2026

19

Aug

Lindsay Lohan’s Big Comeback Titties of the Day

Lindsay Lohan was and will always be a big titty star. One of the best of our lifetimes…

There was a time when Lindsay Lohan was on the Hayden Panettiere trajectory….we did a LOHAN death watch when the industry had eaten her up and out before they spat her out.

The world assumed she was going to die of some sort of drug overdose, suicide, or killed off like Marilyn Monroe by her handler who presents himself as her boyfriend or in Lesbian Lohan’s case….girlfriend….because she knew too much.

She decided to regroup and get herself to UAE, where she took advantage of no income tax and the life of luxury, before deciding it was time to return.

I have been a Lohan endorser for a while, she was the big tits before Sydney Sweeney’s tits and I have always believed she would win an Oscar and she still can.

She is back in the celebrity circuit, doing what her mom trained her and sold her to Disney to do, and that involves being on super yachts in Europe with her tits out and age appropriate bikini on.

This reminds me of one of the most important videos I’ve ever produced back in 2016, it got 5 likes, CALL ME AN INFLUENCER.

As well as this one, same year:

Yeah, I’m a video artist…

Here’s LOHAN.

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2026

19

Aug

Cameltoes of the Day

If a pussy doesn’t eat it’s pants, underwear, fitness gear, than is it really even a pussy?

Definitely not a hungry enough pussy…

Which is probably the only kind of pussy you’d want to see on strangers in tight pants while they are walking around in public in my field of vision.

Otherwise, I can’t be sure they are actual women.

Sure, dicks can be squeezed into cameltoe…snd Amazon is wholesome and sells inserts to create a cameltoe in your leggings, so it can be faked and you can be duped…

But for the most part, it’s real hungry pussy trying to eat its way through its pants, like James Franco through his arm, in that hiking movie.

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2026

19

Aug

Dua Lipa’s Bikini of the Day

Dua Lipa is tanning her ass with a thong bikini on. Her ass is firm, her back is masculine, it makes me wonder if she was one of those transgender Albanian prostitutes, trafficked as a child, living out life as a girl, turned into a popstar with Russian Bot Traffic manipulation…

She may not be one of the Tate Brother cam girls being trafficked, but with a little google, we can get to the bottom of her TikTok popstar existence.

Did you know that Dua Lipa was born in 1995…Albania became one of Europe’s important source countries for trafficking during the late 1990s.

Albania as a “hot spot” for trafficking in the late 1990.

Albanian nationals ed for roughly 40% of detected trafficking victims for sexual exploitation in 1996–99.

Children were a particularly serious problem

Albanian children were trafficked for: begging, forced labor, sexual exploitation

A 2003 U.S. report cited Albanian government estimates of approximately 4,000 children trafficked between 1992 and 2000, primarily for begging or sexual exploitation.

There were also reports of children being sold by relatives or neighbors and of children being kidnapped.

Police officers and other officials were involved or allegedly facilitating trafficking

Albanian victims are still trafficked inside Albania and throughout Europe, including the UK.

Makes looking at her thong ass a little more serious…a little heavier…maybe even a little sad…but she’s rich so, it worked out alright for her, since being rich and famous is everything, at least better than being left in a dumpster by some rich perverts who bought you.

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2026

18

Aug

Sydney Sweeney in a Giant Glass of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is giving into your pervert Jolly Green Giant fetish….of finding some slut with big tits in your beverage while drunk, one you can bring home and titty fuck, because you’ve finally found a woman small enough to make your dick feel like a dick.

Sydney Sweeney’s creative team is fucking lazy.

When it comes to her tits, you have to wonder why they even bother trying to come up with a concept.

I mean, clearly their concepts are hardly trying, so why fucking bother.

The tits sell themselves, I mean if you look at her with fresh eyes, you know, post nut clarity, you’ll realize that she’s a lot of fucking hype.

The tits are great, not the best tits, but still great because she’s willing to show them off milk them like a cow at the dairy farm, MAKING COTTAGE CHEESE to sustain us all…with its viral high protein popularity…

So there’s no need to put her in a martini glass prop like the Margaritaville in Vegas of yesteryear…all dressed like Jessica Rabbit…overkill and boring.

If they are going to bother getting a studio space and hiring a team, maybe try to do something remotely creative and interesting.

Oh, this is for SNL, which I guess she’s hosting because her big tits are in the big time, clearly validating the “creative team sucking” because if you’ve seen SNL in the last 20 years, that’s some fucking SLOP that can even make these big sloppies feel like just slop..

Posted in:Sydney Sweeney

2026

18

Aug

Madisyn Shipman’s Ass of the Day

Madisyn Shipman is the good kind of child star, not the dead kind like Hayden Panettiere, but the alive one who may not be working in the industry in a credible way, but who sells nudes to her fans the way nature intended.

She played a nerd on a Nickelodeon show, so she was potentially not as molested as the other child stars out there and like the people who were not molested while their peers were molested, she’s got that chip on her shoulder where she feels inadequate, so she’s decided to do a SHE’S ALL THAT style makeover to give boners to the world as revenge…

Unless she was molested and feels like her value is in sexualizing herself…

There are two kinds of molested people, those who denounce dick for life and those who commit to all the dicks they can handle…

I’ve never been to Hollywood, so I don’t know how creepy child star life is, maybe the pervert molesting producers aren’t a real thing…

Maybe Madisyn Shipman just likes having fun flashing her ass…which is good because I have fun looking at it, I mean as much fun as you can looking at a pic of some child star who is now an adult’s ass with her friend.

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