They call this marketing…
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2026
24
Feb
Sydney Sweeney Whore Selfie of the Day
2026
24
Feb
Zoe Saldana’s Titty and Slutty Seductive Pussy Stretch of the Day
Isn’t Zoe Saldana the breakout star from Avatar that gave the weirdo nerds like James Cameron boners because she was some sort of animated blue monster and nerds can’t help but cum themselves to alien looking bitches or cartoons. HENTAI perverts…
Well, apparently, the old lady is also a slut because she posted a selfie with her tits hanging out the bottom of a skimpy sports bra, wearing tiny shorts, where she basically spread her thighs like she was getting deep fisted…or ready to get deep fisted, she’s a mom, mom’s have fistable pussies…
Isn’t that Mr Beast’s brand? Fistables?
The fact I know what Mr Beast is is grounds for SUICIDE.
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Posted in:Zoe Saldana
2026
24
Feb
Nina Dobrev Yacht Girl of the Day
I don’t think that all Eastern European Celebrity women are actual paid hookers, especially when they haven’t done much acting work in a long time, at least nothing substantial, yet they live the billionaire lifestyle, always on a yacht…
But I will say that most are….
It is possible that they don’t fuck for money, but they are invited to places where people with money go, like on yachts, because they just run in those circles, I guess.
Not all celebrity bitches sucked dick to land their big career moves, some just get lucky….but a lot of them do.
So Nina Dobrev, the Eastern European refugee who USED Canada’s immigration laws and social benefits for refugees to start her new life as a child, as a stepping stone or feeder to the USA, where she’s been ever since….
Just because she was a refugee born in war torn communism, doesn’t mean she’s a hooker, even if her being the celebrity pussy on a yacht, they call them YACHT girls tells a different story.
She’s old, but her body’s holding up, that’s good whore practices, even if she’s not a whore (allegedly).
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2026
23
Feb
Selena Gomez Living Large in Mexico of the Day
There’s a travel advisory in Mexico because the police are going after the Cartel, even though the police are typically the Cartel, so everyone’s saying don’t go to Mexico…
Selena Gomez has been on death’s door for a long time now, so she’s a bit of risk taker, grab life by the balls…
Clearly, she also won’t let anything come between her and a Taco Platter from the high end Mexican chefs she has access too.
She was also a bit of a lush, so going to the source of TEQUILA probably speaks to her what’s left of her damaged soul her family sold /sould to the DEMONIC forces of the entertainment world when she was turned into a child star…
She’s clearly morphing into her first job by looking a lot like BARNEY on the beach…
Some would call her the JOLLY GREEN GIANT GOMEZ, but that’s just because her Kidney Transplant for her LUPUS has caused some JAUNDICE…
I’m not a doctor, I get that liver failure causes Jaundice, but being a fat drunk with someone else’s kidneys can probably be hard on the LIVER too you know…
Anyway, she’s sick, but not as sick as that ass….that is a terminal disease of an ass….in a swimsuit…with that old lady granny body….WEIRD.
The good news is that the MEXICAN PAPARAZZI are still doing what the PAPARAZZI should do by capturing the CELEBRITIES in a nostalgic and creepy way we love.
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2026
23
Feb
Rita Ora’s Bikini of the Day
Rita Ora is the Kosovo born, UK Raised, possibly human trafficked from a war torn country to become a celebrity in her own right, because the industry doesn’t like to make randoms famous, they need them to be puppets….
She was signed early in her life apparently by Virgin, they shelved her and in 2009 she signed with Jay Z.
The rumor is that Jay Z saw her as either a potential replacement for Billion Dollar Rihanna, his prized pig who he signed and managed, because in 2008-2010 Rihanna had a window of being an unhinged cunt.
So if she fell off, they’d have someone to swap in as her replacement….with hotter tits.
Since they didn’t have to do that, they could also backburner what would be her competition, so that other labels didn’t build up Ora as the next Rihanna, to blow her out of the water since Rihanna isn’t that skilled.
Rihanna got her shit together, became a good little whore, so they cock-blocked Ora’s career hard for 5-6 critical years by delaying music releases, etc.
Own your competition….
Financially, it probably paid well when the contract was officially ended, but then Ora was older and forced to fend for herself and for a decade she did all she could to get that hit…..she may have had a few, none that I know of…but she’s still trying.
She’s old, she’s still got the hot tits, but since she’s been working out hard, they aren’t as hot of tits, but she’s still got tits…
She’s in a bikini, showing off her hard old lady body and to so appear to be a little corpse-like, but corpse you’d like to fuck, NECRO…
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2026
23
Feb
Britney Spears Malfunctioning in a Selfie Dance Panty Flash of the Day
I still find Britney Spears content the best quality celebrity content being produced on the social media feeds.
I like to think the original Britney Spears has been killed off, this is a replacement, body double, or just old content. Maybe it’s AI, but whatever it is, it’s like a horror movie.
I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, this is on a LiveLeak terrorist beheading video, if there was no actual beheading and the hostage was a popstar who has been made retarded with medication and training.
It’s like Britney can only communicate or cry for help through these insane dances, the terrifying dead look in her eyes as she glitches out.
She can’t speak, she’s lobotomized, just a weird choreographed dance that doesn’t look very polished or professional, but rather gitching out…
I love it…and not just because she flashes her panties/bikini bottoms….but because it just represents how fucking weird celebrity is behind the scenes…
Even weirder is the filters she runs on the content making it look like an old VHS tape or early digital camera quality in this HD world…no idea why it’s this bad but it is making the story GOODER..
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2026
20
Feb
Single Mother Jessica Alba’s Bikini Selfies of the Day
Jessica Alba isn’t the only recently divorced woman who works out getting her fuck on with a much younger man that makes her feel like she’s not last week’s kitchen garbage. You know, forgotten by most because she was owned and operated by another man….
Well, one man’s garbage is another man’s gold….at least that’s what my friend with the used Kleenex fetish tells me every time I see him digging through the trash for snotty paper to jerk off to..
Jessica Alba is that snotty paper….but in a bikini and a billionaire celebrity everyone jerked off to, so not as gross, even with the herpes she is rumored to have…
Old and hard faced but also hard enough bodied, which is probably a better way to face the world as an old pile of shit. Hold onto the dream.
Posted in:Jessica Alba
2026
20
Feb
Fishnet Friday of the Day
I don’t know why the majority of girls taking fishnet selfies include spread vagina, but I’m not complaining, I’ll cervix hunt through photos with the best of them….
I’m okay with it porning up something that shouldn’t be so trashy, even though fishnets have had their fair share of trashy, I like to focus on the nostalgia…
It’s a hosiery developed for function, to air out the feet and pussy appropriated by strippers in their 1900s Cabarets, before Hollywood and pin-ups too ownership of the fishnets, then it went punk, tranny, high fashion, influencer….giving your great great grampy the same masturbation material I am giving you today, but more old-timey….same idea though…
So here are some fishnets on a Saturday..
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2026
20
Feb
Flashback Friday – Helen Mirren’s 1969 Sloppy Tits of the Day
Before there was Sydney Sweeney and probably before Sydney Sweeney’s parents, unless they had Sydney Sweeney when they were old as shit, hence her willingness to get into the mainstream porno direction she went with her tits, assuming she wasn’t made in a cloning lab in the tunnels under the cesspool they call Hollywood…..THERE WAS HELEN MIRREN TITS…
Which means, showing your tits to get attention, presented as being an “acting role” is nothing new and there is LONGEVITY because Mirren still works in her 80s….
This is when she was in her mid 20s….and she had big naturals….maybe a little too natural for someone in their mid 20s they have a 40 year old look to them…but that would imply gravity is real, discrediting my flat earth theory, which is not something I will do…
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2026
20
Feb
Kate Moss’ Bionic Daughter’s Ass of the Day
Kate Moss is one of those gay icons from the 90s fashion world where she pushed the skinny girl heroin chic look I appreciated because it was high end and fancier than the heroin addict pussy I would encounter in that era.
The majority of the high end heroin addicts were just mooching off the heroin underground scene that they were glamorizing…
Kate Moss felt like she was a little more authentic in her gutter drug use and rock and roll fucking pussy….
I appreciated her and her longer than average nipples on her tiny tits she consistently showed off..
Well, in all her fucking and sucking and snorting and shooting up, she got pregnant with some hipster dude in the 90s, which were still hipsters but different than the indy sleazy hipster that appropriated the hipster brand in 2008.
In being pregnant, her party womb, smoking cigarettes and shit in fancy places womb, made a baby, who is now a model in her own right.
She has type 1 diabetes, they didn’t give her a pig’s pancreas, but they do have her on two high tech sensors you’d expect to see on all the old fat fucks at the buffet on a cruise in their golden year retirement…
Those old cruises don’t have an ass like Lilah Moss the Bionic because she’s Broken and Diseased….but not too broken or diseased to stare at her dumper…
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