It’s upskirt time….

In the event you don’t leave the house, this is a controlled, contrived, scripted and manufactured version of the upskirt….

Sure, the staged upskirt can happen in real life, depending on how fun the girl is…..

But the TRUE upskirt is a magical gift from god…..where a gust of wind or a moment of carelessness gets you, the innocent creepy onlooker something amazing…..it’s almost an enlightening experience when you see ass or vagina or even underwear in person, unexpected, unsolicited, just organic and authentic….

This is a celebration of that.

Panty upskirt, no panty upskirt…ALL UPSKIRTS…are wonderful.

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It is hilarious to think that there was a time that I would strategize how I would look upskirts in any given day.

Some people strategize about how to hustle money, how to get rich, how to get famous….and how to get laid…

I was over there hungover, unemployed, perfectly content in my state of near homelessness, figuring out were I would go to try to see up a girl’s skirt.

Sometimes it was the park, where skirt biking or the wind would win…

Sometimes it was the mall, where posting up under the escalators would bring me the goods.

There were days that upskrts didn’t happen, but it was all part of the hunt, the ion, the obsession….

Now the internet does the work for me, not in AI replacing me, but whores finding an audience into specific things….like upskirts….

These upskirts are way more graphic than the ones I saw, if a bare pussy upskirt happened, it was a win, usually happened at night clubs, where girls were drunk and pantyless….

So the internet goes STRAIGHT to the gold…DOESN’T IT….all with no effort…

That really takes the fun out of things doesn’t it…

NOT REALLY…

Upskirts will always be fun…

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You can say that life is the most wonderful gift.

But the upskirt is one of life’s most wonderful gifts…

So here are some upskirts…

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I figure the one thing to get you into the Christmas Spirit is some short skirt you’d hope to find at your Christmas parties, church or the dive bar you drink your Chritmas away….

The short skirt require a little less effort in unwrapping to get to the womb…which make sit exciting for the perverts and the rapist out there.

Since girls walk around with their asses hanging out, like there aren’t any rapists walking the streets who see them as the prime gift…not that “she was wearing a short skirt” is justification or a defence in a rape trial, they’ll call you a toxic male to even suggest such a thing, but I can say that it is inviting unnecessary attention that a pervert with an erection may not have the power to accept on a sophisticated and respectful way….

I’ll assume women who wear two pairs of pants and some underwear don’t have the same impact on perverts….unless their fetish is two pair of pants girls…

The good news is that most dudes aren’t rapists, we are just perverts, so girls walk around like this, for all the perverts to see…and that is a gift that you may not get to unwrap, but that barely needs unwrapping….

TIS THE SEASON.

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I like to think that the upskirt is one of nature’s greatest gifts.

They happen on a relatively regular basis thanks to the elements like the wind, or carelessness on a woman’s part….maybe she’s walking up stairs, or sitting in a weird way, or trying to ride a horse in a skirt….the spontaneous upskirt happens and it is glorious…

Then there’s the whole whore aspect of a girl wanting to get that toxic male gaze they pretend to complain about by pulling a Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct, fully aware of the pussy flash that is about to happen, and the reaction of the dude seeing said pussy flash.

Since nothing is spontaneous, simulation of a spontaneous moment is as good as it gets and since they want us all to be married to the computer instead of being out there living our actual best life….we’ve got staged and posed upskirts to generate that excitement.

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In a world where girls are whores, you don’t need to leave your house and venture into the great unknown, hoping you may come across a panty upskirt.

You don’t need to stand on that windy corner waiting for the wind to gust a tight upskirt….

You don’t need to wait at the base of an escalator at the mall, hoping the angle gives you a SOLID upskirt…

You don’t need to crawl under the table at the restaurant, diner, coffee shop or anywhere a girl is sitting for that upskirt.

You don’t need to watch a girl mount a bike and hope you get flashed..

You just have to turn to the internet, where whores congregate and many seem to post upskirts..

Check it out:

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I was talking to some homeless half retard who smelled aggressively like cheese at the mall the other day….

We were looking up to the second level balcony, where a glass banister protected the mall shoppers from falling off the ledge while texting on their phones….

It reminded me of the time I went to some club, where they had a second floor VIP room with the same set up, so when the girls would line up to watch the headlining DJ, because even back then they were drawn to the skills DJs had in playing other people’s music as they bounced around…I’d see pure pussy…

I would say that 97 percent of the chicks were in skirts and 50 percent of the chicks in skirts weren’t wearing panties….it was a nightly pussy show….which was far more interesting than the DJ show….

I’ve always liked me some tight upskirts, staged or by the blessing of god and whorin’….

So here you go..

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