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2026

11

Aug

Stella Hudgens Ass Night Out of the Day

When you hear stories about fat icons like Christie Metz, the this is us monster who also has a voice of an angel and sings country music, who were literally the fattest person to ever be on TV,

Back in 2005, some TV producer who went onto do some massive movies and TV shows, I’m talking GAME OF THRONGS…

Anyway, when he was getting his start, he liked my comedic approach to my miserable life and teased at the idea of making it a TV show, where we’d cast a “Hollywood” fat girl as the role of my fat wife, to which I felt was disappointing, because I’d rather a fat fuck like Christie Metz, less showered and more disabled, shitting herself to drive the misery comedy home….

I don’t know who they considered to be Hollywood fat in 2005, but I assume Rosie O’Donnell or Kathy Bates…who LIKE Christie Metz got off their lazy over-eating asses and got on Diabetes meds, the GLP-1 or whatever the fuck it’s called, and they all dropped hundreds of pounds, pissing off their core fat audience, who are also fat and turned to them as validation that their fatness was ok…when fatness is never ok…

Well, as it turns out Stella Hudgens, in this era of chicks getting less fat, has an fat ass she takes out on adventures, that keeps getting fatter…

I mean she doesn’t even fit her fat ass into her shorts…

That’s the opposite of the trend of killing of the fat and it is magical…

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2026

11

Aug

It’s Bush O’Clock of the Day

One could argue that it’s Bush O’Clock all day everyday from the dawn of humanity until the great apocalyptic event that ends one…

ONE could definitely argue that…

One MAY have a severe ion for BUSH.

It’s been my life work.

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2026

10

Aug

Rita Ora’s Bikini Ass in the Air of the Day

It’s summer and hard living Rita Ora, who may be on Vacation most of the time, was in Ibiza in a bikini, where she showed her asshole to the world on her social media and it was glorious…

Sure not THAT glorious, I’ve seen better assholes in picture…

But glorious enough because she could have not shown us any of her asshole in picture.

It’s also inspiring because she’s not just TITS, she is also asshole behind bikini and that makes her have so many layers as a woman in entertainment..

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2026

10

Aug

Ariana Grande Skinny Titty of the Day

Ariana Grande made some statement about leaving the limelight because the internet bullies her or some shit..just not before fulfilling her brand sponsor deals and commitments..

I don’t actually know this story because I don’t believe in google or knowing what is going on in the world.

It’s not because I am so self involved that the world revolves around me, it’s because I don’t care about anything going on in the world, I prefer staring at walls.

I don’t know why the internet is hating on this child star who licked donuts and called AMERICAN PIGS before she had a bomb go off at one of her concerts….

I guess they think she’s too skinny, so they are skinny shaming….

If we’ve learned anything in this fat era of fatness, with fat fucks everywhere, it should be that never shame a skinny girl, encourage her to stay skinny, be more skinny, NEVER EAT AGAIN….because our society relies on the last Skinny Girl to save us all….and it may be Ariana Grande…

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2026

10

Aug

Carmen Electra Fucks her Motorbike of the Day

In keeping these site irrelevant by posting celebrities from 25 years ago producing modern day smut despite being grandmothers…

Here is some CARMEN ELECTRA….in a disco ball helmut grinding on a classic motorbike.

Once an overhyped set of fake tits, from a time when buying a pair of fake tits for 5,000 dollars could get you fucked by PRINCE and launched into your own MTV Career….

All it took was the fake tits to convince a generation of men that you were hot FUCK…and here she is, still doing it, decades of doing it…

Unlike a master craftsman who gets better in his old age, her shit is dated…

In keeping up with the foundation of her career, having mutant tits implanted in her, her face is now on that mutant kick…

Whether it’s BOTOX or AI, it’s something weird….ALIEN INVASION…LOCKED IN OUR HOUSES like that shitty NETFLIX movie.

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2026

10

Aug

Billionaire Hailey Bieber Spilling Out of her Bikini Weirdly of the Day

Billionaire Hailey Bieber is the creepy fan girl who played in cool and scored the pop star she was groupie-ing, because when the fan girl stalker is the daughter of Stephen Baldwin, an industry vixen, friends with the Kardashians, it’s easy for Bieber to assume she’s not as creepy as the poor girl in the apartment complex with less Bieber merch and posters than Bieber had, because she couldn’t afford it or have access because their dad isn’t Stephen Baldwin, in fact, they don’t even know who their dad is…

ANYWAY…

Billionaire Hailey Bieber was a bootleg bottom feeding Kardashian, at more KARDASHIAN ASS than Kanye, but grew into her own pile of BOTOX and created her billion dollar brand with the help of the guy who probably created her billion dollar brand, she’s just the face and product tester, feminism…

Well, she takes bikini pics. for no reason other than to get clicks and give boners, maybe Bieber wants her out there half naked to give him something to jerk off to besides the memories of USHER and his TEAM who made him famous.

Anyway, she’s titty spilling out of the bikini…Weird…right…

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2026

10

Aug

Campground Cuties of the Day

Apparently it’s the end of summer, that’s what they are telling me. I don’t follow the news or really anything, so I can’t confirm or deny that factt.

What I can say with certainty is that ladies are slutty attention seekers, they just vary in who they want the attention from…

The most conservative girl will dildo herself for the right person, whether that’s Nicolas Cage or a billionaire, doesn’t really matter, each and every woman is down to be a slutty attention seeker, some for groups, some for an audience, some for their husbands, some for their fantasy……but ultimately still sluts.

So yeah, send them camping, the affordable summer vacation, tent living like a homeless encampment….and once they get bored enough, or feel free enough, or wild enough they strip down, take pics and them to the internet for us to intercept…

Far easier that hiding in the forest like a horror movie predator….stalking the nude campers, waiting for the sex scene to kill your dick and hope no one hears you…since you’re non violent, except to your dick.

Weirdos.

Posted in:Camp

2026

07

Aug

Sydney Sweeney Gets Celebrity Smoothie Stamp of Approval of the Day

Sweeney, who lives in Florida, but who is clearly the clickbait icon of a generation, has crossed over into official celebrity status thanks to the tits, by releasing a collab smoothie at celebrity grocery store Erewhon…

If you are a celebrity and don’t have a 30 dollar smoothie, that you are shit…

Sweeney is not shit…even if she looks like she may have crawled out of a toilet after her mom and dad, siblings, had their sperm and period mix in the toilet…you know INCEST EYES….

She is relevant, her boyfriend created Justin Bieber, she has a lingerie brand with Bezos…all thanks to tits.

It’s not her acting, she can’t act, but does act, even behind those big chompers and permanently opened mouth…

It’s the tits..

SO I fucking HOPE Erewhon’s smoothie celebrates that by being made with her BREAST MILK….

YUM..

AI Told me it’s not made with Breast milk, but it is 22 dollars for ALMOND MILK, ALMOND BUTTER, BLUEBERRY, ACAI….RIP THE FUCK OFF…

PUT THE BREAST MILK BACK IN THE RECIPE and include a handjob from the SMOOTHIE OPERATOR for 22 dollars you freaks..

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2026

07

Aug

Some Madison Beer Shorts of the Day

Madison Beer is known for showcasing her tits on her small frame. She was a youtube teen with a dream, that was probably her mother’s dream, but basically turn her into a Bieber using Youtube cover songs, realizing that her underage tits got them more views, exploiting those underage tits, appealing to a terrible audience of underage tit purveyors….but the industry wasn’t sophisticated enough to realize the views were for the tits, and instead gave her a lucrative mainstream deal to lock her in contract.

It was solid internet manipulation and it worked…

She’s now a touriong pop star from Youtube, engaged to marry and NFLer like she was Taylor Shift, and it’s all so exciting because through it all she’s had those tits, no longer underage, so you don’t have to feel like a creep watching them on repeat…

She’s also quite versatile and wears skimpy slut shorts…SHORT SHORTS CAN BE TITTIES TOO….

CHECK IT OUT…MORE THAN TITTY CLICKBAIT also LITTLE SHORT CLICKBAIT..

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2026

07

Aug

Stella Hudgens for the Nerds of the Day

Stella Hudgens probably appeals to the weirdo Disney fans, since her sister was a big player on a hot Disney property called High School Musical.

I don’t know if you’ve ever met any of these Disney Weirdos, but they exist, even in Canada.

They are oftentimes fat, middle aged, childless freaks who have collected every Disney stuffed toy possible and put it in her car dashboard / back window.

She dresses in Disney Merch, makes a trip to Disney parks multiple times a year, has dreams of living in Orlando and even does the cruises.

It’s on a level of mental obsession that I always assume started when they got molested as kids, because their safe space was Disney and they carried it into adulthood, but it could just me marketing.

I have never had sex with a Disney weirdo, no matter how easy you’d assume they would be based on their weirdness….if anything they creep me out and could end up being characters in a Disney themed horror movie..but being creeped out by old fat lonely chicks has never made me not want to suffocate on their vaginas because I have nothing better to do.

Anyway, Stella Hudgens has leveraged her sister’s Disney fame, for the spin-off Disney fans and because of worms in her brain, or attention seeking, she’s figured out that sexualizing herself like a little pervert, gets her paid and rewarded…

So she does sex stuff for money on the internet, the way nature intended when the internet was invented.

She has the celebrity adjacent marketing hook, that makes her simulating blowbobs with her moth open seem naughtier in the desperation…

ANYWAY…she wore some SPIDERMAN outfits to lure in you fucking nerds….

CHECK OUT THEM BIG FAKE TITS, on what were already BIG TITS, she was for the longest time, Hudgens sister with the tits…and she still is I guess…But clearly going a different course…because she’s too horny,…

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