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Archive for the Bush Category

2026

03

Sep

Bush of the Day

There is a new president bush in town, we’ll call her GEORGETTE W. Bush the Third or some shit…because the most important thing to happen on the global political spectrum in recent times, is that the bush has made a comeback….

At first, it was lazy girls who realized they could get away with it, then artsy hipsters, then the mainstream waxers caught wind of being able to not bother waxing their shit because dudes don’t care about bush….natures way…

It was rebelious, then it was trend, now it’s everywhere.

As an advocate for bush since the 90s, when bush was normal….this is a BIG deal…

So many bush pics, so little time….DIG IN.

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2026

18

Aug

Landing Strip of the Day

You don’t need a pilot’s license to fly a plane when the pilot suffers a vaccine injury and dies…

So you don’t need a pilot’s license to appreciate a Landing Strip…and I don’t mean like those weirdos who park along the airport fencing, like they are casing the place, to watch the plane lands.

You know looking for a thrilling place to huff those jet fuel fumes hoping to get their dick sucked by the fat girl they found on an online dating site, because they don’t want to be seen in public with the piggy and because there is downtime between planes landing and taking off…

I’m talking actual landing strips, the real landing strips, those etched into the pubic hair, that you don’t actually use to land on, but thanks to pictures on the internet, you can pretend to as you jerk off in your mom’s living room when she’s at Church..

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2026

11

Aug

It’s Bush O’Clock of the Day

One could argue that it’s Bush O’Clock all day everyday from the dawn of humanity until the great apocalyptic event that ends one…

ONE could definitely argue that…

One MAY have a severe ion for BUSH.

It’s been my life work.

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2026

24

Jul

Full Bush Friday of the Day

I’ve been an advocate of BUSH, FULL BUSH, BIG NATURAL BUSH for as long as I can .

Maybe, I am just nostalgic or a contrarian, who likes to go against anything mainstream like PUSSY WAXING….

However, now that the FULL BUSH is back due to laziness and people realizing the hotness of Bush…..I am still all in on BUSH advocacy…

It’s my political position, the charity I endorse….

So I asked the AI to tell me a joke about bush and it said:P

“How is pubic hair like parsley? You just push it to the side before you start eating.”

Here’s some BUSH and COMPUTER GENERTATED JOKES on a FRIDAY…

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2026

20

Jul

Landing into Monday With Landing Strips of the Day

I don’t know if all of these count as landings strips, but as a man who likes both pubic hair and vagina, I figure it’s a fun thing to stare at while imagining coming in after a long flight and making touchdown with the dick, my dick, if you can call it a dick, which you probably can’t…

I may have to tap into the AI and a dick pic to ask if it is considered a penis or a weird clitoris…

Anyway, the landing strip may be an assault on the panty pillow created by a thick full puffy and soft bush you have to AFRICAN SAFARI, or DEEP IN THE AMAZON with your cutlass and a dream, just hacking your way through the rain forest, avoiding scary apex predators, snakes and spiders, trying to find the cavernous entry point you want to call home…

However, the landing strip is still bush, just groomed with personality and not a bald scabby pussy buying into the AI alorithm that made women and men think pubic hair was gross…..

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2026

30

Jan

Save the bush – don’t shave the bush….

That was my protest song when I was a hippie trying to take down the MAN and by MAN I mean salon’s that offered bikini waxes. The true criminal oppressing us.

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2025

25

Sep

Bush Peeks of the Day

I post these galleries mainly because I find celebrity content fucking boring and the sleaziness of society far more interesting.

The self starting whore who has decided she is hot enough to have a viable business in slutty fetish content online, out there grinding to make it and live that American Dream, all because dudes are desperate perverts who get rooked in by this shit….

These girls would have never turned to whoring or stripping in a pre-internet life, they’d probably be nurses or store clerks, yet here we are in this state of content evolution and the human experience evolving by girls trying to get noticed through slutty content on the internet.

There was a time when girls thought a leaked nude would ruin them, now girls are going to all extremes to get their nude leaked and seen by as many people as possible. Some of their nudes never noticed…which just makes them try harder.

It’s a weird world, but the sluts of the internet are better than the sluts of the entertainment industry….especially when they are letting us check out their bushes.

As a bush er, who has advocated for bush since the inception of this site, the bush revival of the last half decade has been magical.

Because good things come from internet whoredom and internet perverts, bad things also come from internet whoredom….all over their QWERTY keyboard…

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2025

11

Sep

Neat Bushes of the Day

In a very messy world, where a cancerous group of demonics celebrate an assassination of someone they didn’t agree with, in some weird and entitled approach to the world, which is expected of the libtard socialist….

We find ourselves in a pretty messy place as a people….

When you can’t exercise your right to free speech because it upsets some freak and he kills you….because they are indoctrinated and emotionally manipulated by the propaganda…and doesn’t like what you are saying…

LET THE PEOPLE, ALL PEOPLE speak freeling…

Clearly, we need to clean up the messy world and find a way to keep things neat…

LIKE THESE BUSHES…

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2025

22

Aug

Neat Bush to Start the Day of the Day

Hey, that bush is neat, real neat….

I don’t fucking know why “Neat Bush” is a thing….especially when I’m in the school of thought that messy and chaotic bush so thick you can make it a pillow if you’re lost in the woods with it….is the only bush…

That trimmed shit is basically a brazilian bikini wax, or an attack on the bush as a concept….

However, all bush, although not created equally is better than “hair gross”…..so I’ll take some neat bush, some cool bush, some gnarly bush, SO LONG as it is bush and SO WILL YOU…

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2025

31

Jul

Landing Strips of the Day

Watch out for that man hating app, Tea, or whatever the fuck it’s called where troll women who men fuck but don’t call back gather on the internet to dox and expose the dudes as being bad guys because they don’t want a second date with some fat fuck who would have the personality to go out there and doxx them on the internet when they don’t call them back for being a fat fuck….

The girls are bitter, probably because they trimmed their cunts into LANDING STRIPS before the date, knowing they were going to get their fuck on…

They’ve been doing this “girls helping girls” date shit on FB and other social networks for a while, but we all know that girls hate other girls and the real motivator is ruining the man’s life, reputation or chances to get laid.

We also know they’ve been DOXXEAD by 4Chan and they all look as vile as you’d expect….angry uglies man, the foundation of the internet.

These women are terrorists…ugly, blue haired, cat lady, terrorists…

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