Hayden Panettiere has died at the ripe old age of 36.

Another starlet destroyed by an evil industry and shitty parents that throw them in the industry.

I am sure there is nothing suspicious surrounding her death, at least not based on the industry rumors that have circulated about her for the last 15 or more years.

She is another child star, with parents who were willing to whore her out.

Since we weren’t there and have never been to Hollywood, we can’t really offer any insight on the level of whoring that has been rumored to have happened.

It’s nice to hop on the “Hollywood Producers Eat Babies” storyline, because they are clearly horrible people,
evil and demonic money grubbing monsters, but whether that ACTUALLY happens, is something I will never know.

I do there were blind items that circulated about what actually went on with her, but it’s the internet can’t be trusted. It had to do with prostitution rings, that may have even taken place at her mother’s house, or some expensive hotel room back when she was a teen, but the internet can’t be trusted.

I do think it was weird timing that she released her memoir earlier this year when she’s not nearly done living. Almost like it was strategic laying the groundwork.

Now that she’s dead, the timing for her memoir is even weirder.

I mean, a nice way to paint a picture of a broken girl who could suicide or OD anytime, so when it happens you feel it was expected. She was a ticking time bomb over the years, from abusive relationships, to alcohilism, to whatever.

But ultimately, the Hollywood machine ate her up and spat her out and her family are to blame.

Before Florence Pooh, the most famous blonde celebrity with the midget body of an Olympic gymnast or circus performer, well trained in juggling 7 foot tall Russian boxer balls, Hayden Panettiere…who was far hotter than Florence Pooh and when a hot girls die, we all suffer.

I was really ready for a Hayden Panettiere revival and return to our hearts, maybe one day getting that Oscar when she got her life sorted out.

Now, all we have is the memories…

RIP Motherfucker, a legendary babe nerds used to FAP to compulsively, fat too young to be gone forever.

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