I didn’t know that armpits were a fetish until the early 00s when my friend who would fuck street punks on their periods that he’d meet at dive bars where street punks would drink on a Tuesday night because they had 2 dollar pitchers…..told me that he used to life fucking a girl’s armpit when given a chance. It wasn’t normal practice to it these kinds of things back then because we weren’t all tainted by internet porn, so if he was coming clean about something dirty, it was either as a troll, joke or because he genuinely fucked armpits….his logic at the time was that getting laid was too challenging, girls were prudes with standards, but if you go the right drunk girl with a good sense of humor, you’d be able to convince her to try armpit sex, since she just would have to lay there. 1 out of 10 times, a girl would say sure…..
Later in life, I realized that the armpit fetish is real when making it with a tall girl, that it’s got something to do with our animal brain, where an unshowered armpit is highly arousing to the pervert animal brain, because you get that rank human smell….so going face first into an armpit when trying to suck a tit ends up luring you in with it’s seductive armpit ways.
The armpit, often regarded as a gross part of the body, where sweat and bacteria breed, is just a victim of fake news and false marketing….a targeted attack from the back of the knees or some other more insecure and jealous body part….
So here are some armpits…because you can pretty much rub your dick on anything and get off, but you already knew that, didn’t you pool inflatable, public transportation standing pole, random bike seat, soiled mattress in the alley, tampons from your neighbor’s garbage fucker….
