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Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

2025

23

Oct

Britney Spears Dancing of the Day

Hey, everybody….let’s dance.

It’s like we are running our own internet kid’s show here, but only because you are all semi retarded….drooling on your damn selves…

I should write in rhyme, like some baby shark, Miss Rachel, or the other perverts of Youtube making 100s of millions of dollars with their theatre kid, stunted brain, scams….

We’re are own kind of perverts here, the kind who don’t do it for the money and if there’s one thing a crackhead, mental case, psychopath, insane Britney Spears in dance can teach us, it’s that we are perverted enough to appreciate those things while dancing.

We’re the old school, we a time when any stripper we got a lap dance from was a lunatic who made us uncomfortable but we still tried are best to get our money’s worth from the lap dance by cumming ourselves…

We’re of an era where the crazier the better, there were no real psycho drugs, at least not available to the crackhead stripper, that was what street drugs were for…

In this over medicated, over prescribed, anti-depressant fuelled world….where everyone thinks they are crazy…we miss out on the real crazies, not the self diagnosed, needing an excuse, crazy from the side effects of the meds they don’t need crazy….

Britney brings us to a better time in our lives…and it’s nice to see how far she’s been able to go with her career, life and current condition…

She could have been killed off at 27 and probably was, this is just AI and Body Doubles, K-Fed paid off to keep the lie alive…

For all we know and for the purpose of this post, Britney’s older, crazier and still fucking dancing….

So let’s dance….

Shit, I was supposed to write this post in rhyme, you know, since you’re all drooling retards….

As if you’re even reading this, there’s YOUTUBE videos to watch instead….GET WITH THE TIMES…

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Posted in:Britney Spears

2025

23

Oct

Just a Couple of Innies of the Day…

You know what we don’t do enough here….stare at vagina pictures…

So here’s a group of girls who are self-proclaimed procurers of innie-vaginas, which is the kind of vagina where fat settles in the outer banks, not giving the inner banks a chance to fucking breathe. Just padding them, protecting them and hiding the full vulva you’ve grown to love, unless you’re a gay and scared of it.

There is a group of people, mainly women who want to have innie vaginas, they think outty vaginas are bad and that men find them gross.

There are possibly some men out there who do find the meaty vagina gross…but they are likely fags…

So in helping perpetuate the things that make women insecure, because they think vaginas are supposed to be inny, when all we care about is whether we can put our dick in them, but encourage them to be insecure, so that we get a chance to put our dick in them, seeing as confidence would ruin our chances of putting our dick in them….HERE ARE SOME INNY VAGINA…

Posted in:Vagina

2025

22

Oct

Victoria Justice’s Zombie Bride Erotica of the Day

We all have our own weird fetishes, and for some of you that’s a dead Nickelodeon star with her tits out….

For others it’s a Nickelodeon star with her tits out dressed like she’s dead…

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2025

21

Oct

Mia Goth’s Nipple at a Premiere of the Day

I don’t really keep track of what is happening in the world of pop culture since it is so fucking boring.

I’ll watch bullshit content on the streaming platforms as a mechanism to distract myself as I slowly rot and die.

I don’t really pay that much attention to the movies they are putting out when I am watching them, so I am sure as shit not sitting on the sidelines aware of the movies that are currently in production for me to waste my brain power, not that I have much brain power, which is more reason to not waste in on the bullshit transgender shit they are putting out….

Luckily, starlets like Mia Goth go on promotional tours for these shows and movies they are part of….and they wear see through outfits so that I can see the tits.

Otherwise, I’d never know they re-released Frankenstein, probably featuring a transgender poly amorous furry with a chronic illness and mental health issues they self diagnosed….since it is netflix and they are inclusive in the most offensive and obvious way…

But thanks to the visible nipple I am full aware of this Frankenstein remix they’ve done…

I will probably not watch it, least favorite horror character of all time, but rotting away in front of the streamers has a funny way of making me watch she I hate…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE NIPS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Mia Goth

2025

20

Oct

Charli XCX Tits Out for a Cultural Event of the Day

Charli XCX dressed like the bride of Satan to some Museum Gala in Los Angeles. It’s almost as if she sold her soul to the satanic music industry in order to have all teh success that she’s had.

We like to laugh at the fundamentalist Christians for calling out the entertainment industry for being a product of Satan, but at this stage in the game, it’s safe to say they were right.

We were conditioned to laugh at them as they protested outside sex shops and abortion clinics, but after much soul searching you realize, they were right.

It’s far better to be a Christian than pretty much anything else….since Jesus is your lord and savior….

That said, the entertainment industry is still dark and demonic, especially in October for SPOOKY season, so naturally Charli XCX who like all other pop acts integrate Satan into their content, rather than just making cute and fun music videos, which is why I started thinking “maybe those fundamentalists have a point” like why the fuck does a pop star need to be so dark…

The good news is that XCX has tits, has used the tits for her entire career, they sag more than they once did, but they are still here and has the tits out as the cultural event because tits are the culture and so is she…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charli XCX

2025

20

Oct

Nina Dobrev Does Pilates of the Day

In keeping up with Canada’s content laws, I am forced to do Canadian content for 25 percent of my posts, because they are fascist, socialist, commie fucks that don’t want us to have our freedom.

It is the reason why I know the lyrics to Shania, Alanis, and all the other Canadian acts (besides Avril Lavigne, see today’s Skater Girl post)….

They shove this shit down our throats like you want to shove your shit down Nina Dobrev’s….

She’s not really a Canadian, more one on paper and with port, because her family were part of the mass immigration the country has undergone the last 30 years, filling up the healthcare system with new Canadians….

Dobrev, with no real ties to Canada, used it as a pit stop to launch her career and has since been in the USA….

She has been on a hit show, she’s dated a billionaire snowboarder, she’s now single and like most single, childless, mid-30s, she’s training to be as hot as possible to slow down the rot.

Eastern Europeans like Dobrev, tend to rot better than most, especially when they put that communist era effort into things…which for some is just engrained in their DNA…

Check out her long and lean pilates with hot titty…and ass out…all bare footed…knowing exactly what she’s doing for the boners out there…

Posted in:Nina Dobrev

2025

20

Oct

Skater Girl of the Day

I think was the inspiration behind the skater girl song by Avril Lavinge….but then again, rollerblading is pretty gay, especially at the time of Avril Lavigne’s posing as a skater girl….

It’s not very gay when the girls doing it look like this….

If anything, it’s a reason we should re-release that song with updated lyrics like how Hollywood re-releases anything that once worked for a modern take staring transgneders….

Only, our Skater Girl song will be 90s inspired, boardwalk thong bikini girls doing the skating….

Oh, the Avril song is called Skater Boy….

Shit….forge this post ever happened.

Posted in:Rollerblading

2025

20

Oct

Did I Forget To Post Last Week’s Mia Goth Nipples of the Day

Apparently, the horror queen from that 80s porn inspired slasher series, who I believe does sex thing with SHIA’S “the” Beef…..was at some event and her nipples were hard.

Was it cold?

Was she horny?

Did she ice her tits before coming out, something she learned when doing her character research on the porn sets?

Is she just built with long nipples?

I just know, there’s nipples in a fancy dress and like some kind of undersexed, understimulated, half retard….I celebrate…

Yes, I realize there is porn out there…

Yes, I realize there are instagram whores with slutty content out there….

Yes, I realize no one cares about celebrities or their nipples….

But here I am posting it anyway…

Posted in:Mia Goth

2025

20

Oct

Leggings of the Day

Leggings may be one of the more exciting clothing items to have become super mainstream over the last 20 years….because you get to see a pretty racy perspective of what the woman in the leggings looks like naked since shit is skin tight.

It makes you think that maybe these women want to be seen naked, but aren’t ready to take that step, so instead they’d rather be sexualized by strangers in skin tight pants.

The nice thing about the skin tight pants over actually being naked is how it holds them together better than if they were naked, so it’s like a better version than being naked, without being naked, but in clothing that makes dudes think of them naked.

That’s assuming women put any thought into anything, when the truth is that they probably just follow trends aimlessly, only to cry about the toxic male gaze as their vagina is pretty much exposed in the grocery store…..

BUT it is not exposed, so you are to blame for being the pervert, not the girl for wearing the racy outfit that has been normalized.

That’s like saying she got raped for wearing a short skirt, when you know she wouldn’t have been raped for wearing two pairs of snow pants..

Not all leggings are created equally, not all legging wearers are created equally, some are clever or know what they are doing, and some say CAMELTOE isn’t enough, we need to cut a HOLE and make a WINDOW to the MEAT….

That is what makes these the LEGGINGS of the DAy.

Yes, we are a FASHION blog.

Posted in:Leggings

2025

20

Oct

Anja Rubik’s 42 Year Old Slutty Selfie of the Day

In a world of social media influencers, digital marketers, traditional celebrities and models, spam bots and AI, hired agents from third world countries tricking you and competing for your attention, we should all take a minute to the old guard, that is now pretty fucking old…

Anja Rubik, who is in her 40s, which in model years is about 87, has decided to take a stab at thirsty social media influencer tactics to get noticed, now that she is probably dying to get noticed….that tactic is slutty half naked selfie.

When instagram took off in 2012, Rubik was probably a 10,000 dollar a day or more model, even though she was pushing 30, so her ego after 10 years of success for being hot, and a bank full of money made her lazy.

She sad on the sidelines, thinking to herself that she was “Anja Rubik” and the good times would continue to roll.

She didn’t realize that even the highest profile celebrity would have to reduce themselves to a shameless self promoting prostitute trying to get some outcalls because she can’t afford the hotel day rages anymore, so no in-calls, seriously, a Motel 6 is 350 dollars a night…what this highway robbery….

Now that years have gone by, her revenue dwindled, her titty model tits near forgotten, she mustered up the shamelessness that was always in her soul, she’s a model, they do whorish things for pay, just on a higher plane….

So here is her slutty selfie, no longer a titty model for Victoria’s Secret like she was in 2009, but trying her best to not be forgotten….

She’d do better if this slutty selfie was a spread asshole pic….

I like seeing old timers trying to exist through slutty, even though she has been a historical titty model…and she’s not trying to exist with those tits…

I guess I’m more drawn to the desperation.

Posted in:Anja Rubik