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2025

18

Apr

Charli XCX Sloppy Old Lady Pop Tit of the Day

I like to think that Charli XCX did a deal with the devil at the top of Covid when the evil reptilians were having their world overlord meetings to figure out how to oppress and destroy the useless eaters…

One or two human sacrifices and here we are, with a Charli XCX who paid her dues to the machine so she won’t speak out on the regime that runs this shit because we are useless eaters…

I think that because I her being a chubby big titty girl with a dream, touring the night clubs and malls, I didn’t realize she had got rich and famous, but when news broke that she bought a 20 million dollar house in LA, I was like that British girl has figured it out…

Since then, she’s dropped some satanic music videos, she’s had her sloppy fat tits out in various slutty outfits, she’s headlining coachella and she even had a viral song last summer that had politicians quoting her….

It’s all a scam…but while in Palm Springs bikinis happened, sloppy tit happened, and despite being middle aged, the industry likes her and consider her to be the best of what they’ve got, so that means you should jerk off to her.

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2025

18

Apr

Nicola Peltz Hot Billionaire Wife Bikini of the Day

Nicola Peltz is married the David Beckham and Posh Spice Junior.

She’s also the daughter of a billionaire who owned some big brands in some Private Equity scam that these finance bros got themselves into over the years.

She was at one time an aspiring actress, so daddy did what any rich daddy would do, especially since his daughter was hot, and he called Michael Bay over for lunch while in Miami and said “I’ll give you millions of dollars to cast my daughter as Megan Fox’s replacement”…..he did and the rest is history, where the rest is that she only went semi viral and never worked as an actor again, but who needs acting gayness when you can pretend to be an influencer as you live off your trust fund, with your husband who lives off his trust fund…FUN…

Modern rich kids…who unfortunately haven’t branched out on their own for a success OnlyFans career, but instead, only produce semi-erotic, PG-13 rated content like her whorish in bed, just not too whorish that dad cuts her off….then there’s a bikini pic which is really just a bikini pic….

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2025

18

Apr

Auli’i Cravalho Disney Tit Bikini of the Day

She’s a Hawaiian, so at least she’s not 300 pounds and full of SPAM when wearing her bikini….More importantly, at least she’s not the Samoan in the family who lives life as a girl even though it has a cock…because the Samoan’s have been doing tranny shit longer than the blue haired ugly polyamorous gamers who watch too much ANIME and drink too much Monster energy drinks…

The most interesting thing about her, outside of her having big bikini tits and ass is that her mother’s name is Puanani….

Seriously….Puanani

HER MOTHER’S NAME IS PUNANI….which to a Spanish speaking singer like yourself, should be funny….

THESE TITS CAME FROM PUNANI…

If you don’t know POON’s daughter, whe was the voice actor who played Moana because Disney doesn’t like the culturally appropriate unless it’s against white characters by making them ethnic…

She is apparently still in Hawaii, where she has brought out some big tits in a bikini….which you’d want from a tropical destination…

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2025

18

Apr

Renee Olstead from TV to Porn of the Day

Renee Olstead was a busty teen actress with a dream, which at one time was to become a Jazz singer produced by David Foster, which was a fucking weird thing for a young girl to want to become since it’s not the 1940s where Jazz is a hipster thing….it’s almost like she was trying to live out someone else’s dream for her…

Well, she sure showed them, because she ended up dropping out of the mainstream industry, favoring the nude industry, but not quite the porn industry yet, but it’s coming.

So her dream became a dream of selling pictures of her tits to perverts and making money doing it. Because of her celebrity she was able to land Penthouse and other magazine exposure, brainwashed or seduced by the easy cash grab and thrill of selling nudes because we’re all fucking perverts…and SATAN is in control.

She’s doing more and more promotional work in the field of titty model, low level porn chick….

There will be a time she replaced Maitland Ward on BLACKED….probably sooner than we know….

For now, she’s still self producing with those bolt on titties and I’m a fan of broken dreams, or a path that leads a woman to whoredom….it’s exciting, even more so when it wasn’t a necessary evil because she had an actual job….but instead was by choice…

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2025

18

Apr

Britney Spears in her Double Panties of the Day

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, Britney Spears is one of the only interesting things going on in pop culture. A top trained starlet, possibly killed off and replaced, or maybe cloned with a retard clone because the tech isn’t there, or maybe it’s a body double, AI, we don’t know…but it’s one of those “that ain’t Britney” sentiments with every post.

In her weirdness, her awkward medicated dances, her sudden tooth gap that doesn’t line up with old Britney….WE WANT THE DENTAL RECORDS….she likes to strip down and show off her body.

The past week she’s been milking these lingerie set, which we’ve already posted – scroll down….

She posted other screenshots of it because she wanted to address that she has two pairs of panties on because of how sheer the top pair are, but it is possible the double panties is to keep the sap in the tree, if you know what I mean….MAPLE SYRUP TALK….

Today, she gave us a new angle with VISIBLE boots….

It’s mental, it’s like a homeless chick given access to the internet, it’s amazing…

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2025

17

Apr

Millie Bobby Brown Drops Slutty Outfit for Some Titty and Cameltoe Play of the Day

Millie Bobby Brown has been rebranding herself as some kind of blonde haired BIMBO.

She faced some criticism that she addressed in some whining post about how mean the internet is for saying she looks 45, divorced mom of two…when she’s 21 or 22….it was mean internet, how dare you try to rain on her parade while trying to sell you trash you don’t need.

She’s got a direct to consumer brand and I guess they decided to go younger, sluttier, more summery in their fashion stylings…..that they have Millie promote because that’s the whole point of these celeb led brands.

They may be pretending it’s 1960s style bikini outfits, but it’s really a tits out, ass out, pussy eating short situation….

In having her tits and ass out while her pussy eats the shorts, it makes it far more appealing and interesting for an old pervert like me to watch.

Whether you are a creep who likes Millie for her TV roles, or just a pervert into half naked chicks in public, no matter how fat their asses are, this aggressiveness works…

Let’s hope it can inspire more whores to be whores even though they’re all already whores and if anything, it’s just Millie trying to connect with the general population who happen to be whores…rather than trying to convert girls into whoredom…THEY are already there, three MARGARITAS in.

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2025

17

Apr

Kristin Cavallari’s Middle Aged Fake Tit Pandering of the Day

Kristin Cavallari is more than just a strong chin filled with BOTOX and fillers, she’s also got breast implants that she likes to use to promote whatever bullshit she’s selling, it is called the MIDDLE AGED FAKE TIT PANDERING which you have probably seen happen with DIVORCEES trying to relive their glory days they missed out on because they settled at a young age for that FAMILY thing, but have now been sold on being WINE MOMS with disposable income to live that ladies who lunch dream….of fucking younger dudes because THEY AREN’T DEAD yet, even if their ovaries are.

Rich white women, some of the most annoying creatures around….but you know, when you see a reality star from 20 years ago still able to lead them to pasture, or off the lemming cliff, you have to laugh….while jerking off to the fake tits since the fake tits aren’t in their 40s so it doesn’t make you weird.

In conclusion, never trust a Kristen who spells her name with an “i”….Kristin, what the fuck is that, get outta here…

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2025

17

Apr

Nina Dobrev’s Topless Restrained Zombie Erotica of the Day

Here’s some Nina Dobrev for the dudes who have EASTERN EUROPEAN chicks who flee their war torn countries for a better life in Canada, where the Asylum seekers get their 5,000 dollars per month and free bus from the socialist government putting your tax dollars to work…

The flaw in the system is that I am a friendly dude who thinks we should help hot chicks from war torn countries find refuge and safety, assuming the structure is set up like an exclusive social club, or one of those SOHO HOUSES the rich fucks of LA like to socialize in because they keep the riffraff out through high monthly hips.

There should be an of experts who takes each refugee’s case very seriously, but staging a beauty pageant like a Miss America pageant to decide which babe gets let into the country for refuge.

There can only be 1 winner, so work hard for the American dream of freedom.

The flaw lies in the fact that they don’t have a standardized hot chick criteria and they let in the pigs, but also that they give these chicks tons of money to survive, sometimes free rent at a 4 star hotel while they get their bearings on top of the 5,000 dollar handout while the rest of Canada starves….TAX DOLLARS HARD AT WORK…

We need those REFUGEES cold, alone, scared and hungry, so when we take them in they are so grateful. They’ll do anything.

When they misstep we NEED to be able to show them some war torn KOSOVO or in this era’s case, Ukraine and say “BEHAVE OR I’LL SEND YOU BACK”…..but instead they are driving government sponsored BMWs…living the good life on free money.

Fucks it all up…..

Then, the second they get the chance, they fuck off to the USA where they become tax residents, see ya never Canada but thanks for the maple syrup filled good times, then they launch an acting career, land a billionaire snowboarder who is also a ginger, gross, and post ass pics on their instagram because they can….

Anyway, about that ass pic on Instagram….

More interestingly, she’s doing a medical procedure, topless, with a mask on, giving NECRO energy from those days of fucking corpses when working at the MORGUE….ZOMBIE SHIT…

Posted in:Nina Dobrev

2025

16

Apr

Wet Spot Wednesday of the Day

To some it is Survivor Night, it’s a great show, it should be everyone’s goto….

To other’s it’s HUMP DAY….

In these parts, it’s WET SPOT WEDNESDAY and Survivor Night…

So Let’s go….

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2025

16

Apr

Addison Rae’s Fat Ass to Promote Her Album of the Day

Addison Rae is some viral on TikTok attention seeker, who was lucky that TikTok went viral, because otherwise she would have been a forgotten attention seeker, who never quite got the attention she craved, forced to be an annoying local chick at the bar trying her hardest to get where her attention seeking soul needed to be for survival.

She’s been relevant enough for the Kardashians who as demonic freaks who consistently try to stay relevant by eating the souls of younger relevant people, in some chaotic cesspool of try hards trying to stay relevant.

She’s apparently a Phoebe Price in the level in which she games the paparazzi, playing that whole angle.

They’ve given her a record deal, because music isn’t really music anymore, as long as you can TikTok dance for the rapid retard fans…you’re good…and maybe she can sing..what do I fucking know, I’ve never heard her music…

In promoting her album, she’s put together a comprehensive program in paparazzi, involving a non-shit stained pair of panties on her big fat flabby young girl ass…since being relevant and rich makes eating unhealthy food easier.

Now, I’ll stare at a panty flash for the paparazzi like it was Y2k pretty much ALWAYS.

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