It’s Wednesdays around these parts, we’re not based in Australia or Asia where it is Thursday…

I am a normie hater, so calling WEDNESDAY HUMPDAY offends me harder than when someone tells me “Happy Tuesday” or quotes the It’s Friday song by Rebecca Black…

Keep that water cooler smalltalk annoying bullshit to your damn self, doesn’t everyone work from home now so we don’t have to deal with that shit?

Whereas Wetspot Wednesday feels a little more niche and APPROPRIATE…

How fucking HAPPY in this HUMPDAY….check the panties..HAPPILY…I’m always down to see panty stains no matter how gross they are.

THAT SAID –

Wednesday is Also Survivor Night, which would also explain the WET SPOTS on WEDNESDAYS…

WET PANTIES FOR PROBST!

Stay Tuned for Scenes from our Next SExPisode…

THE TRIBE HAS SPOKEN…

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I woke up this morning saying “I am so glad it’s Sunday”…only to realize it’s Wednesday…

It felt so good thinking it was Sunday, which to some is the loneliest day of the week….so realizing it was Wednesday was shit….until ing Wednesdays are for Wetspots..

It’s WETSPOT WEDNESDAY FOOLS…

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Wetspots are a touchy subject to some people…mainly me…because pictures of wetspots don’t tell me the cause of the wetspot and with a living organism like a vagina…a petri dish of fun and adventure that I’ll lick under any and all circumstances…I just like to know what I am licking or why it smells the way it does…was it something she ate, a PH balance issue, maybe some inflammation….did she live her wet bikini on too long…or is her body like a self cleaning oven…SELF CLEANING and my face is the rag….the panty, or as I call it, the pussy roast drip pan is a magical alien creature sent from heaven to make us babies…but with all that weird 3D printing equipment built into it…there are too many variables for me to just accept wetness as being SO turned on for the people of the internet that they have to show it off….but I guess better wet than dry…

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We are in historical times right now, possibly end of times, but if you read the bible and choose the right side, you know that good will win in the end, but it takes a group of people who still have souls, who still have consciousness, who aren’t brain washed by the media slaves….who haven’t bought into this oppression…and it’s all pretty inspiring…

So naturally, I am going to post some WET SPOT panties to further distract you mindless idiots, who aren’t fully to blame for being mindless idiots, you’ve been a victim from a very sophisticated 100 year system designed for this fucking moment….of enslaving all of us motherfuckers…

I don’t expect everyone to be heroes, but when I see so many girls posting pics of their wet panties for a dopamine release or attention, I realize…society is fucking doomed but we can pull through all this if you hold these people able..

For the rest of you, here’s girls showing wet panties out of context…is it cum, is it creampie release throughout the day, is it lubrication, is it Michael Rapport’s lip discharge, is it Vagina Gangrene…or NECROSIS…which is one of those vaccine injuries being reported….is it a YEAST infection…is it just standard ovulation discharge…as a HOBBY GYNO I don’t have the answeer…but PUSSY IS FUN…slippery when wet…at least that’s the myth…I can’t relate because I tend to dry bitches…I’m just that charming, seductive and good smelling…

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I guess I should have posted my MORNING HANGOVER DUMP rant about frozen pussy lips looking like an ARCTIC Adventure’s frozen snot covered beards after spending too much time in the cold here.

It would have probably made more sense that my wet pussy getting frozen was on my weekly wet panty selfie post, you know because girls who have wet pussy, for whatever fucking reason, hell, we don’t even know if they spray water on them pre-shoot to give the illusion of the wet pussy, since this is all a bullshit simulation and nothing is real, we can assume that only 5-10 percent of the wet spots are from nympho chicks who can’t cum enough in a given day, so they just sit there dripping as the tingle in between their legs terrorize them…

I don’t know about you, but I have met at least two nympho girls, not nympho enough to fuck me, but nympho enough to always be crossing legs, rubbing themselves, pres against corners…you know the type….

I prefer knowing the cause of the WET SPOT…IT IS NOT THE DESTINATION, IT IS THE JOURNEY….but whatever, I take what I can get…and you should too…

The fact that we live in a society where this many girls post their wet panties in a week…to the internet publicly…is pretty wild….

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People are so fucking weird sexually now, that at a certain point people will be craving missionary sex and not just when their girl off hookup app is nodding off on the fentanyl you just snorted….I mean real conservative and modest wait until marriage, no under the shirt, only finger bang over the pants kind of work your way up to the big day, but until then here’s a bunch of perverts who like sex uncontrollably that they product content of their wet panties so you know how horny they are….Gross right?

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I don’t know how many of these WETSPOTS are vaccine induced miscarriages, but I’ll assume a few of them are, because when you’ve got a wet spot on your panties, the people of the internet need to see it….but then again, people who post content of themselves on the internet tend to overshare and try to get sympathy and attention, so their vaccine induced miscarriages, that they would never call a vaccine induced miscarriage, for fear of itting the vaccines they were scammed into taking actually deposit the nano particles in the ovaries….would mean NO MORE abortions and by the shit I see on the internet…that would be a fate worse than death for some of these people….activists…etc…

The point of the story is that people made infertile don’t care that they are infertile, they didn’t want those pesky kids anyway, but it makes having ABORTION anniversaries on instagram…pretty challenging…

I am trying to not talk about the vaccines around here…2022 resolutions….that I’ve already failed on….oh well….might as well go down with the fucking ship and keep on alienating you SPIKE PROTEIN PRODUCING non-human fucks.

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I guess wet spots are better than crusty dry spots on a three day old pair of panties…even though dry spots are all the panty raiders of the local laundromat know…because wet spots, like the fresh fruit picked off the tree lack the fermentation and flavor we are used to…the difference between grapes and wine, or grapes and raisins…so it’s been hard for me to process live-action wetness…as it is a foreign concept to me…but these ladies want you to know that they are horny thinking of all the weird fucks who will see these pics…and love these pics…since exhibitionism is as real as voyeurism…but voyeurism is frowned upon because no one likes dudes on their fire escape watching them sleep…even exhibitionists…they find it creepy…so keep it on the internet, it’s less real that way, even though real life only plays out on the internt…IT IS all so confusing for a pervert like me…simpler pervert times where you knew you were being a pervert and it was all part of the thrill are missed…now that everything is perverted, or not….I mean girls posting their wet panties is pretty fucking racy…or not….like I said…confusing.

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