I guess this isn’t really an entertainment site or even a comedy site since people don’t find me funny..

Even when I say things like “Fuck this week like your dad fucked your mom when she got knocked up with you….DEEP internal cumshot she may have fingered out of her before sucking her fingers off…while your dad’s friend finished off in her mouth….”….

Humor gets lost when it’s not funny…

I will say, tits don’t get lost even when they are small and practically invisible!

This is far more fun than when Sydney Sweeney, big tits, loses followers, for taking a payday to post nudes for a gambling site shit-a-ly (like Italy)….

People need to be more aggressive with their unfollows, make some of these people virtually disappear like these tits, which are still tits…

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It’s TINY TIT TUESDAY every fucking day around here…

I figure, if it’s not a tiny tit, that I don’t want it….unless it’s a big tit, in which case I’ll also take it because that is the life of a pervert loser who likes tits.

That being said, TINY TITS are TITTY too, they deserve to be celebrated like their big tit sisters, especially since tiny tits have less moving parts, or fat, or fibroid material that can gio wrong for them. Their nipples remain a limited size, their saggy is non existent and the bellies that come with big tits most of the time, unless you find a unicorn, barely exist.

Maybe, I romanticize the tiny tit a little too much because I hate fat sloppy women, because I judge a woman by her physical appearance, not her personality…

I think it’s important that other people hop on the TINY tit train as well, next stop, a good ribcage grind instead of a titty fuck, the way nature intended…

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Thursdays are for TINY TITS….

I mean every day is for TINY TITS, I am a big fat TINY TIT advocate because historically, the TINY TITS I have encountered have been hotter than the BIG NATURALS I have encountered, and far better than the FAKE TITS I have encountered, because FAKE TITS are cheating….props like this is some sort of stage show…which makes even the best of them less hot…

TINY TITS have come on smaller packaged women, tighter bodied women, fitter women, so that I can come on them too….

BIG NATURALS are always a battle with impending obesity and if you are looking for at the whole package, not just the tit to suffocate on, then there’s really no contest…

That said, TINY TITS ARE PEOPLE TOO…TINY TIT LIVES MATTER….we must do our best to SAVE THE TINY TITS from being cut off and implanted, or worse…BECOMING FAT….

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I have been told since the inception of this site that if you’re digging for gold 10 feet from the gold deposit, you will spend your life digging a hole and never striking, you got to pivot to reach greatness, especially financial greatness.

Instead, I have been an under achiever who despite updating bullshit posts all day everyday, which is fucking time consuming for 25 fucking years, not getting compensation, while others doing what I did 25 years ago are literal billionaires….

I’m here digging that hole next to the gold deposit, which is now far further away than it was, maybe an earthquake hit or some shit, because I am outdated and retarded…TOO FAT TO PIVOT…TOO DRUNK TO CARE….what a dumb use of time….

Unlike music and fashion, even movies, there will be no revival with the GEN Z for old school blogs from the early 2000s.

NEVER COOL.

Anyway….I’ve seen social media idiots find their hit, commit to the hit, deliver that hit, do what works.

The foundation on all the ONLYFANS girls getting paid is realizing dudes like their tits more than brands do, so that’s how you get rich.

DO WHAT WORKS…

Since I’ve only received positive from one dude about the TINY TIT post, that’s good enough for me.

There are other TINY TIT fetishists out there.

Ready to protest the plastic surgery tits…

Ready to protest the fat girls at the all you can eat buffet line, or in like at WALMART.

Skinny girls with skinny tits…because TINY TITS ARE TITTIES TOO…

Which I guess is now my angle…

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You know, I never get fan mail..

I never get inquiries from Hollywood execs who want to make a movie about my lifestory.

I never get ad inquiries….cash offers…free trips…invitations…

I never get any positive reinforcement….and I’m ok with that because ultimately I don’t deserve any of that.

However, I did get FAN mail this week and it was in DIRECT RESPONSE to the TINY TIT POSTS…

Someone out there, like me, appreciates TINY TITS…

We realize they are TITTIES TOO…

We know…and we are sold on the tighter bodied women…

We don’t need sloppy fat tits hanging off a belly for FEMININITY…

WE JUST NEED THE NIPPLES…

So in giving the PERSON what they want…by FOLLOWING the ….HERE WE GO…

Like an influencer, following the clicks, the views, the likes, the engagement…like a bitch who went viral for getting kicked in the balls, only making content around being kicked in the balls…GIVE THE PEOPLE WHJAT THEY WANT…one-trick pony…

DO WHAT WORKS..

TITS GET HITS

EVEN TINY TITS ON THURSDAY..

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TINY TITS ARE TITTIES TOO….

TINY TIT LIVES MATTER….I CAN’T BREATHE so give me some tiny tits to use as a snorkel…

As long as they have nipples, there’s nothing to hate on….

It’s not gay to like tiny tits, so long as the tiny tits don’t come with a dick.

The dick is what makes things gay…

The girl you fuck can have a beard and a clit the size of your thumb…built like a box…with no tits and it’s not gay….but if she has zipper tits paid for by your tax paying dollars…that could be very NEAR gay…but the vagina, that’s the gay determinant…

So tiny tits can be HOT…since they are tits and anyone who shames you or calls you gay or into little boys because you like tiny tits are probably the creeps who see teen boys when looking at tits, and not tight bodied women with VAGINAS ready to be ATE….

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There are the “TITTY BROS” who are only into big tits, maybe they are low IQ, half retarded and excited by fat chicks….

But the general male population are TITTY BROS in the sense that all tits are great tits cuz they are tits…

Sent to us from god to determine femininity and fertility…and all those other things that make you human….

Sure, trannies have fake tits, ugly chicks have fake tits, which makes tiny tits potentially MORE feminine than the big tits the half retard TITTY BROS into big tits are into when they ALIENATE the tiny tit by calling them little boy tit, or making you gay being into the tit…

TINY TITS ARE TITTY TOO…

TINY TIT LIVES MATTER…

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Yeah…

I am an advocate for the stunted and retarded tits that didn’t get enough nutrients growing up…

You know the disabled, the learning disability, the malnourished TITTY…

I am planning on starting a MAKE A WISH FOUNDATION style organization to these TINY TITS…

I’ll run infomercials at Christmas to raise money for the starving tits…

Becuase TINY TITS ARE TITTIES TOO.

It’s not as annoying as other inclusivity charity projects and virtue signaling by the angry blue haired because it’s tits…

I’ll always CHAMPION the little guy, if the little guy is TITS…

Check it out..

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