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2025

26

Nov

Tiny Tits are Titties Too….of the Day

Statistically, a tiny tit is going to be more appealing more often than a fat tit, because fat tits usually come with fat in other places….plus there is too much that can go wrong, they can be misshapen, they can be saggy, they can be uneven or even freakish, one bigger than the other, giant stretched out nipples…..

With a small tit, you pretty much know what you are getting, you can still be smothered by them in your own way, there is still a nipple to be sucked on, not that you’re getting that close to sucking any nipples…

So Tiny Tits may not just be titties, but rather the GOLD STANDARD of titty, since they are on a tighter package…

You don’t need to be a tiny titty fetishists to appreciate tits…..

Liking Tiny Tits doesn’t make you gay and into man chest, because you can like hot big tits and tiny tits simultaneously.

You are a man, that is your skill set, take that aptitude test and they’ll say along with being qualified to be a janitor, you are also into tits…..

So let’s celebrate that here and now…

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2025

04

Nov

Tiny Tits of the Day

It is always nice to see a comment on the site, since no one ever comments on these posts, because no one reads these posts.

In the last 20 years of doing the site, only a handful of people have ever really commented, even though the site was getting 6,000,000 or more visits per month at the peak….clearly by accident.

Apparently, people are still landing on the site accidentally because I woke up to a nice comment on my Halloween Gallery from our friend and lover Mike L on the “Halloween Gallery”.

He said “This is the most unattractive gallery you’ve put out…these girls are nasty…bring back Tiny Titty Tuesday”….

The people have spoken, it’s not my fault that pigs of the internet think they are hot and that pigs of the internet think Halloween is their holiday because they “Witches” in an internet COVEN and “Pagans” anything but good Christian girls because there is an attack on Christ. So obviously they’ll post their slutty costumes, while hot chicks are busy being hot.

The good news is that I already saved Tiny Tit Tuesday pictures before Mike called me out, which may mean that he’s a psychic, or that we are connected at the soul.

This one’s for you MIKE L, keep the coming, together we can make this site YOUR site, but , I am always ONE STEP(father) ahead.

Also , Tiny Tits are Titties Too.

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2025

09

Oct

Tiny Tits Thursday of the Day

Tiny Tits Tuesday on a Thursday, or has it always been Tiny Tits Thursday…

I can’t keep up with my irrelevant galleries that document the girls of the internet being exhibitionists…because there is a pretty significant amount of women who are instinctively competing with other women in getting the most attention through online nudity….

So we should celebrate that because there was a time that you’d barely get a drunk girl to flash you her sloppy tits outside a club at 5 am when sloppy….

Now, it’s like a fucking WIKIPEDIA or CHATGPT level of nudity resources, across tits of all sizes and even genders, ethnicity, sexual orientations, and whatever the fuck else.

I’ve always been a fan of the TINY TIT, it’s more manageable, usually has a better chance of being attached to a tighter and fitter body than a big tit girl and an ass equally hot…the hot big tit on a tighter and fitter body and hot assed girl is so rare, that the tiny tits are a better overall bet…

So TINY TITS ARE TITTY TOO….

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2025

16

Sep

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Here’s some tiny tits on a Tuesday because tits are a solid clickbait tactic to win the internet.

Tits get hits….

Did it work?

I guess, you probably need to HAVE tits in order to benefit from tits.

You’d probably want big tits, not tiny tits to get the most out of the tits.

So basically, this tactic in celebrating tits is a fail, but as someone who loves tiny tits, because they are titties too….I’m into this gallery and that is what counts…

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2025

20

May

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

So I was looking at pictures someone posted of their mom who just died. It was one of those tributes to their mom, celebration of life, moments of sadness because the aggressive cancer took her away.

For some reason, her mom was a bit of a whore and every picture of her had her in bikini tops, swimsuits on vacation and tight braless shirts from back in the 70s.

If I wasn’t an old man, it would be the kind of thing I’d jerk off to. The vintage pics of now dead women, it’s a thing, not quite necrophilia.

So I’ve been knee deep in dead big tits that remind me how great big tits are…

However, as a big fan, ambassador and activist of the Tiny Tits because they are tits….

I needed to Tiny Tit Tuesday to bring back down to earth, you know fight the temptation and spell of the hot big tit….and go back to appreciating the tiny tit.

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2025

22

Apr

Tiny Tit Tuesday of the Day

I’ve said it before and I will say it again….tiny tits are tits too!

In this world of diversity and inclusion, it’s important to celebrate tits of all sizes and letting them know that they are equally fun to play with, because they are tits.

On this Earth Day, like every day, we must encourage the girls with tiny tits to feel good about their tits, instead of cutting them up and injecting them with implants….nature knows best.

Tiny tits, unlike Tiny Dicks is nothing to be ashamed of because a girl’s sex appeal or feminism doesn’t rely on titty size, where as a dude’s cock size determines how worthy he is as a man….

I like all tits and on this day after the Pope’s death, we must that tits are a holy experience as long as they are tits.

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2025

03

Apr

Tiny Tit Thursday of the Day

I know what you are all thinking….Why are these women out of the kitchen, taking a break from housework, because being a stay at home mom is a full time job…

What you are forgetting is that we live in a slut culture, where slutty girls are celebrated by the retard males who jerk off to their tits.

There was a time when the girls with tits didn’t show off their tits for free to a huge group of people on the internet. The tits were reserved for one man, their husband. The idea of anyone else seeing their tits was terrifying. Some say these were oppressive times, because the animalistic woman doesn’t want to have Christian modesty but instead run through the jungle with her tits out trying to get mounted by a feral man to impregnate her whilst in heat.

The tits being shown in that time were reserved for strip clubs and magazines, featuring broken women that no one wanted to make a house wife out of, so they were forced to show off their tits to get paid, or to destroy the fabric of society with their giving into temptation of monetizing the toxic male gaze.

Now, tits are everywhere. Tits being shown are like the retards at the pool on pool day at the retard home, just everyone’s mindlessly masturbating no matter who is looking….Girls, in their maternal instincts need to give those mindless masturbators fodder to masturbate to and if they are lucky they’ll even make money off it….

So it’s a bit of a whore culture, everyone a porn chick culture…even the stay at home housewife….

The more tits the merrier, the happier we are as a people, you look at those 1950s pictures and film clips and you can think to yourself “they didn’t have accessible porn on their Jetson-era looking phones, what fucking losers”…..they had community, church, the company picnic, the small town sensibility where everyone knew each other….BUT THEY DIDN’T HAVE A CATALOG OF MILLIONS OF TITS.

LOSERS…

Through it all….I guess women have always been sluts who want to flash their tits, it’s their animal instinct….so in any and all eras…whether you like it or not…tiny tits are titties too…

I and endorse the tiny tit and more importantly, I the free the nipple for feminism and empowerment, the flash the tit for money or attention, because I like looking at tits, ALL tits…every tit…any tit…just so long as it’s a tit and you should too.

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2025

04

Mar

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

It’s been a very long time since I’ve scoured the internet like some sort of rabid pervert hunting down the best of the slutty behavior on the internet like it was still 20 years ago and that kind of content was hard to come by.

It’s like the girls who got naked 20 years ago were either whores onto the hustle that were willing to throw away any future prospects because they were making so much internet money….or gross chicks looking for a thrill or compliments from nerds who knew what the internet was.

The smart phone, camera phone, brought the nude selfie to all the normies and well, now we have too many nudes to know what to do with from every angle on the internet we visit…so what’s the fucking point.

It’s like girls just wait until they are 18 to pull their tits out and monetize instead of wasting time and money at college.

Thanks internet for doing so good for society, or at least for perverts of society who need this kind of content and not so good for the girls they’ve made lazy.

When dealing in TINY TITS, because TINY TITS are TITTIES too, something I do as an ambassador of the TINY TIT movement, to celebrate the fact that no all girls need big tits to succeed, even though it helps, some can do it with their lean bodies…

Tiny tits typically make for a better package, especially when the tiny tits age out because the fatness that happens with the slower metabolism isn’t morbid obesity like the big tit girls…so it plays out nicely…

Here are the TINY TITS…

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2024

12

Dec

Tiny Tit Thursday of the Day

Jingle Bells…

It’s Christmas time in the city….and the country and it’s a good time to reflect on SMALL things coming on big packages…or is it big things coming on small packages…either way don’t judge a book by it’s cover or ALL TITS are GOOD TITS EVEN BAD TITS…..but I think I’m trying to say TINY TIT LIVES MATTER….

SAVE THE TINY TITS…..START A GO FUND ME FOR THAT SHIT….treat the tiny tits like the lost puppy you found that needs an emergency surgery….care for the tit, caress the tit…cuz tiny tits are hot and not in a gay way….but for some reason dudes think it’s gay to like tiny tits but not gay to like obese pig women who may have dicks they are just too fat to really know if that’s a DICK OR A CLIT….something I can relate to…but not in a looking for dick on fat chicks, but rather looking for dicks on myself..

Is this site even real?

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2024

12

Nov

Tiny Titty Tuesday of the Day

There may be an attack on diversity, equity and inclusion….the DEI movement that basically alienates people by giving preferential treatment to weirdo trannies and other minority groups based on them being minorities and not based on merit, skill, or ability…which is unfair to the more qualified person being excluded from things just for being better because they don’t want to chop their dicks off….or whatever..

HOWEVER, I believe in DEI when it comes to titties, otherwise shit just gets boring…

If all the tits we looked at were the same fucking tit, it’d be hardly as exciting….

Since all the tits we look at have diversity, they offer different qualities and thus give us more to appreciate…

Options, selections, diveristy is the spice of life when it’s tits and not someone stealing your job.

Here are some TINY TITS on a TUESDAY because TINY TIT LIVES MATTER….where are the protests burning down cities for those TINY TITS?!…in your pants? Fine.

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