I am working on a pop song…

I figure I just need a one hit wonder to end this prison I’ve chosen for a life….

I’m playing around with…

“Making bad decisions with small-breasted women”…..

Or

“living in sin with small-breasted women”….

I figure that writing songs is less gay than writing poetry, even though it’s all pretty silly…..it’s just that one can pay me residuals for the rest of my life, while the other will just get me banned from the local spoken word put on by some 50 year old hipster lesbians…since they are the only ones into that….

My theory is that small breasts need to be celebrated, since the Shakira about her small breasts is really the anthem for small breasted women and that should change since it puts a lot of responsabilty on her hips not lying.

We’re going to change that….summer anthem…..maybe we’ll call it “SHOW ME YOUR TITS’….so all the DJs drop it in the club….

YOU know I am onto something because small breasted women tend to be the hottest kind of women from an overall hotness perspective.

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I guess it’s Christmas is a few days, the most wonderful time of year, where the Birth of our Lord and Savior is celebrated through commercialized Christmas nonsense designed by a bunch of satanists, or is it SANTAists, which I am all in on, because if it gets people celebrating the birth of Christ in a Hallmark and Hollywood tradition, that feels warm and celebrated goodwill towards men, family and warmth….it can’t be that bad.

The best thing about Christmas is probably getting together with family, celebrating family and all that good stuff and for some of you it may be getting to watch your sister shower like you used to when you were growing up in that peephole you drilled in the bathroom back in High School…

The other best thing about Christmas is the gifts…where GOOD things can come in small packages, which is why we are celebrating small tits, since they are tits too….tits with more attitude than the lazier big tits that don’t need to try as hard!

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Statistically, a tiny tit is going to be more appealing more often than a fat tit, because fat tits usually come with fat in other places….plus there is too much that can go wrong, they can be misshapen, they can be saggy, they can be uneven or even freakish, one bigger than the other, giant stretched out nipples…..

With a small tit, you pretty much know what you are getting, you can still be smothered by them in your own way, there is still a nipple to be sucked on, not that you’re getting that close to sucking any nipples…

So Tiny Tits may not just be titties, but rather the GOLD STANDARD of titty, since they are on a tighter package…

You don’t need to be a tiny titty fetishists to appreciate tits…..

Liking Tiny Tits doesn’t make you gay and into man chest, because you can like hot big tits and tiny tits simultaneously.

You are a man, that is your skill set, take that aptitude test and they’ll say along with being qualified to be a janitor, you are also into tits…..

So let’s celebrate that here and now…

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It is always nice to see a comment on the site, since no one ever comments on these posts, because no one reads these posts.

In the last 20 years of doing the site, only a handful of people have ever really commented, even though the site was getting 6,000,000 or more visits per month at the peak….clearly by accident.

Apparently, people are still landing on the site accidentally because I woke up to a nice comment on my Halloween Gallery from our friend and lover Mike L on the “Halloween Gallery”.

He said “This is the most unattractive gallery you’ve put out…these girls are nasty…bring back Tiny Titty Tuesday”….

The people have spoken, it’s not my fault that pigs of the internet think they are hot and that pigs of the internet think Halloween is their holiday because they “Witches” in an internet COVEN and “Pagans” anything but good Christian girls because there is an attack on Christ. So obviously they’ll post their slutty costumes, while hot chicks are busy being hot.

The good news is that I already saved Tiny Tit Tuesday pictures before Mike called me out, which may mean that he’s a psychic, or that we are connected at the soul.

This one’s for you MIKE L, keep the coming, together we can make this site YOUR site, but , I am always ONE STEP(father) ahead.

Also , Tiny Tits are Titties Too.

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Tiny Tits Tuesday on a Thursday, or has it always been Tiny Tits Thursday…

I can’t keep up with my irrelevant galleries that document the girls of the internet being exhibitionists…because there is a pretty significant amount of women who are instinctively competing with other women in getting the most attention through online nudity….

So we should celebrate that because there was a time that you’d barely get a drunk girl to flash you her sloppy tits outside a club at 5 am when sloppy….

Now, it’s like a fucking WIKIPEDIA or CHATGPT level of nudity resources, across tits of all sizes and even genders, ethnicity, sexual orientations, and whatever the fuck else.

I’ve always been a fan of the TINY TIT, it’s more manageable, usually has a better chance of being attached to a tighter and fitter body than a big tit girl and an ass equally hot…the hot big tit on a tighter and fitter body and hot assed girl is so rare, that the tiny tits are a better overall bet…

So TINY TITS ARE TITTY TOO….

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Here’s some tiny tits on a Tuesday because tits are a solid clickbait tactic to win the internet.

Tits get hits….

Did it work?

I guess, you probably need to HAVE tits in order to benefit from tits.

You’d probably want big tits, not tiny tits to get the most out of the tits.

So basically, this tactic in celebrating tits is a fail, but as someone who loves tiny tits, because they are titties too….I’m into this gallery and that is what counts…

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So I was looking at pictures someone posted of their mom who just died. It was one of those tributes to their mom, celebration of life, moments of sadness because the aggressive cancer took her away.

For some reason, her mom was a bit of a whore and every picture of her had her in bikini tops, swimsuits on vacation and tight braless shirts from back in the 70s.

If I wasn’t an old man, it would be the kind of thing I’d jerk off to. The vintage pics of now dead women, it’s a thing, not quite necrophilia.

So I’ve been knee deep in dead big tits that remind me how great big tits are…

However, as a big fan, ambassador and activist of the Tiny Tits because they are tits….

I needed to Tiny Tit Tuesday to bring back down to earth, you know fight the temptation and spell of the hot big tit….and go back to appreciating the tiny tit.

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I’ve said it before and I will say it again….tiny tits are tits too!

In this world of diversity and inclusion, it’s important to celebrate tits of all sizes and letting them know that they are equally fun to play with, because they are tits.

On this Earth Day, like every day, we must encourage the girls with tiny tits to feel good about their tits, instead of cutting them up and injecting them with implants….nature knows best.

Tiny tits, unlike Tiny Dicks is nothing to be ashamed of because a girl’s sex appeal or feminism doesn’t rely on titty size, where as a dude’s cock size determines how worthy he is as a man….

I like all tits and on this day after the Pope’s death, we must that tits are a holy experience as long as they are tits.

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I know what you are all thinking….Why are these women out of the kitchen, taking a break from housework, because being a stay at home mom is a full time job…

What you are forgetting is that we live in a slut culture, where slutty girls are celebrated by the retard males who jerk off to their tits.

There was a time when the girls with tits didn’t show off their tits for free to a huge group of people on the internet. The tits were reserved for one man, their husband. The idea of anyone else seeing their tits was terrifying. Some say these were oppressive times, because the animalistic woman doesn’t want to have Christian modesty but instead run through the jungle with her tits out trying to get mounted by a feral man to impregnate her whilst in heat.

The tits being shown in that time were reserved for strip clubs and magazines, featuring broken women that no one wanted to make a house wife out of, so they were forced to show off their tits to get paid, or to destroy the fabric of society with their giving into temptation of monetizing the toxic male gaze.

Now, tits are everywhere. Tits being shown are like the retards at the pool on pool day at the retard home, just everyone’s mindlessly masturbating no matter who is looking….Girls, in their maternal instincts need to give those mindless masturbators fodder to masturbate to and if they are lucky they’ll even make money off it….

So it’s a bit of a whore culture, everyone a porn chick culture…even the stay at home housewife….

The more tits the merrier, the happier we are as a people, you look at those 1950s pictures and film clips and you can think to yourself “they didn’t have accessible porn on their Jetson-era looking phones, what fucking losers”…..they had community, church, the company picnic, the small town sensibility where everyone knew each other….BUT THEY DIDN’T HAVE A CATALOG OF MILLIONS OF TITS.

LOSERS…

Through it all….I guess women have always been sluts who want to flash their tits, it’s their animal instinct….so in any and all eras…whether you like it or not…tiny tits are titties too…

I and endorse the tiny tit and more importantly, I the free the nipple for feminism and empowerment, the flash the tit for money or attention, because I like looking at tits, ALL tits…every tit…any tit…just so long as it’s a tit and you should too.

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It’s been a very long time since I’ve scoured the internet like some sort of rabid pervert hunting down the best of the slutty behavior on the internet like it was still 20 years ago and that kind of content was hard to come by.

It’s like the girls who got naked 20 years ago were either whores onto the hustle that were willing to throw away any future prospects because they were making so much internet money….or gross chicks looking for a thrill or compliments from nerds who knew what the internet was.

The smart phone, camera phone, brought the nude selfie to all the normies and well, now we have too many nudes to know what to do with from every angle on the internet we visit…so what’s the fucking point.

It’s like girls just wait until they are 18 to pull their tits out and monetize instead of wasting time and money at college.

Thanks internet for doing so good for society, or at least for perverts of society who need this kind of content and not so good for the girls they’ve made lazy.

When dealing in TINY TITS, because TINY TITS are TITTIES too, something I do as an ambassador of the TINY TIT movement, to celebrate the fact that no all girls need big tits to succeed, even though it helps, some can do it with their lean bodies…

Tiny tits typically make for a better package, especially when the tiny tits age out because the fatness that happens with the slower metabolism isn’t morbid obesity like the big tit girls…so it plays out nicely…

Here are the TINY TITS…

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