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Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

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May

Heidi Klum Big Tits of the Day

In the event you were wondering, and I am sure you were wondering….Heidi Klum has big tits…

She brought the tits to Cannes, who are apparently trying to scale down on the whore dresses by instilling a dress code this year, since everyone is an exhibitionist trash can of a person looking to go viral.

Which they can do easily by hitting the beaches of Cannes in their French National Bikini Top which is NO TOP…

So unleash these bad boys granny…and while we wait for those pics to happen or get released, we’ll look at her tits pushing the limits of the Cannes dresscode she’s stretching out like Seal’s Penis did to her…

When old and with tits – use the tit.

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20

May

Jessica Alba’s Lubricated Old Lady Face of the Day

Jessica Alba is an attention seeking old lady who is trying to revisit her glory days of being one of the hottest celebs of her era.

In an era of ugly celebs taking over from the hot chicks, there is hope for her menopausal pussy to rise back up to the top, since the slophole that is the talent pool is worse than her slophole, even after all the kids, herpes and other grossness you know it’s experienced in its long career.

She’s no longer running her billion dollar internet brand, but she may have never ran it….she did make stupid money off it.

So in her retirement, she’s posting lubricated faces that inspire a face fuck, or at the very least a facial fantasy from the masses…all old aged and still moist…

She also posted some bikini content for you to jerk off to because she’s a whore…

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2025

20

May

Checking Out Lottie Moss’ Tits of the Day

Lottie Moss is an inspiring story of a girl who gets it.

She was the much younger half sister of Kate Moss. It’s debatable as to whether she ever met Kate Moss, or if Kate Moss ever brought her around the high fashion world that she was part of.

However, thanks to circumstance, having the same last name became an amazing marketing hook.

The average person didn’t know if Kate and her had a relationship, we didn’t even really know they were halfies, and when it all came down to it, it meant she got to leverage that name.

In moving to America as a hot model, not really a Fashion Model but someone d with a Fashion Model making her enough of a model, landed her some campaigns…just enough campaigns to really matter.

So she did what any self disrespecting woman would do, and what we would do as women, and launched an onlyfans, all porny, included DILDO INSERTIOn which in some places or eras would have been seen as porn…but not this generation, that’s just how you say HELLO to the internet…

Anyway, she’s still got her bolt on tits, she’s using them for good that may actually be evil….clearly she has cats…check it out.

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2025

20

May

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

So I was looking at pictures someone posted of their mom who just died. It was one of those tributes to their mom, celebration of life, moments of sadness because the aggressive cancer took her away.

For some reason, her mom was a bit of a whore and every picture of her had her in bikini tops, swimsuits on vacation and tight braless shirts from back in the 70s.

If I wasn’t an old man, it would be the kind of thing I’d jerk off to. The vintage pics of now dead women, it’s a thing, not quite necrophilia.

So I’ve been knee deep in dead big tits that remind me how great big tits are…

However, as a big fan, ambassador and activist of the Tiny Tits because they are tits….

I needed to Tiny Tit Tuesday to bring back down to earth, you know fight the temptation and spell of the hot big tit….and go back to appreciating the tiny tit.

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20

May

Dakota Johnson in a Tight Dress of the Day

I don’t post pictures of Dakota Johnson trying to be hot in a near sheer tight dress with a visible thong at a fancy event because I think she’s hot.

I don’t post pictures of Dakota Johnson trying to be hot in a tight dress because she is Hollywood royalty, her granny was molested by Hitchcock like he was Weinstein, her mom Melanie Griffith who wasn’t always a walking corpse and her dad Don Johnson from Miami Vice….

I post pictures of Dakota Johnson trying to be hot for the Coldplay fans because she’s the girl he watches and jerks off to gay porn with….and Coldplay fans can’t get enough of Coldplay jerking off to gay porn, they just wish he would do that with them….since Coldplay fans are gay.

It’s my version of clickbait….maybe this will turn DRUNKENSTEPFATHER into Buzzfeed. Let’s go Coldplay fan….make it count.

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19

May

Britney Spears Dance Dance Revolution of the Day

It’s a LONG WEEKEND here, so that means that I am not going to bother updating a site for you ungrateful fucks who I don’t influence or control in ways I would like to.

You see, my laziness and ive approach to our relationship has been a total fucking fail.

I could have turned us into a sex cult, into a community where I get to fuck your wives, sisters and hot college aged daughters….while taking 10-20 percent of your assets and earnings….

Instead, you don’t even click links I tell you to click…..

That’s a burden I have to carry on my shoulders through life, knowing what could have been…

Luckily, I have mental videos of Britney Spears doing retard dances, despite being a professionally trained top level pop star, because Britney’s dead and this is AI or a body double…

FACTS

That’s how we spend our long weekend:

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2025

16

May

Bella Thorne Does Bikini Content of the Day

Bella Throne is the horny celebrity who did the whole OnlyFans at a time when it inspired normies to do OnlyFans….so in a lot of ways, she’s a real fucking hero in the mainstream-ification of the whole normie becoming whore thing….

That’s turned out to be very important for everyone involved in that industry because money is being made heavy….

She’s apparently re-doing Springbreakers with Harmony Korine, which is his Magnus Opus in of serious commercial success.

We don’t know if it’s a NEW Spring Break in a world that doesn’t Spring Break since the whores are always on Vacation….or if she is taking on the role of Ashley Benson, Korine’s child-bride, or Selena Gomez…

WHO KNOWS….but Thorne in all her girth is in a bikini being girthy…

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16

May

What Kind of Animal is This of the Day

I always fancied myself to be one of those action and adventuring documentarian.

The kind of motherfucker who goes deep into the wilderness to uncover new species of birds or rodents.

Just me and my National Geographic hip, a camera and a keen eye for the natural world.

Instead, I became a drunken idiot who never got my sit together and decided that sitting on the internet when I am not drinking is the best use of my time…

At a time, digging through the depths of the internet for weird and strange discoveries, before TikTok and Instagram did it for the people because it generated clicks.

Observing some weirdness and documenting it in the laziest of ways with a blog post for you….

Well, today, those two worlds collided and we’ve discovered a new species of animal….on the internet…without leaving the couch and I’m here to document it.

Where’s my Nobel Prize, Pulitzer, whatever the fuck you get for discovering these kinds of things…

Posted in:Videos

2025

16

May

Street Busker of the Day

Homeless people are pretty entertaining when they aren’t the lazy kind.

I have been seeing a lot of do-nothing crackheads begging for money on the streets. These homeless encampments are everywhere.

Put them to work.

Maybe it’s my inner plantation owner fetish, where I always think that the homeless make for good talent for various projects. Cheap labor.

Whether it’s porn or bum fights, they are desperate for money so put them to work.

I also get mad when I find out the homeless refugee woman begging for change are actually not homeles and securing 5000 tax free dollars from the government each month, immigration policies are crazy.

I don’t get mad when they take it upon themselves to deep throat some balloons…

Be inspired by this OF chick pretending to be a BUSKER….BUSKER COSPLAY motherfucker…

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2025

15

May

Sofia Vergara Ass in Dress of the Day

Sofia Vergara may not be a drug mule being used by the cartel to smuggle fentanyl into America….but her dumper looks like the kind of place I’d want to store anything I would be trying to smuggle…like my dick…if I had one…unfortunately, I’m more the kind of person who smuggles my own dick, never to have it noticed….and I was just saying that I want to smuggle my dick in Sofia Vergara’s ass as a figure of speech.

Anyway, she is old and has a fat ass to go with her fat tits.

Primarily known for her fat tits, what we’d assume helped her rise to the TV screen from the depths of undocumented immigrant in the Visa line in Miami…to a household name…but we always forget that she probably also used her ass…

Whether it was pushing back on a decision maker, twerking it the right Latin-Nights way, or just letting those execs experience the dick smuggling fetish I was discussing earlier in todays post….

She’s probably used both to exist in this celebrity world…and she continues to use it, with the green tight dress she’s too old for, while creepy geriatric Simon Cowell looks like he’s in need of some Teen Pop Boy Band Semen to liven his near dead look up..

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