2025
11
Dec
They say that reality star Ozzy Osbourne died, but by the looks of it, his daughter Fat Kelly, who was also a reality star has also died…
They have been able to reanimate her body and present her to the world like someone who is alive, but clearly this is just modern funeral home mortician content to show off their work….
Take the corpse out of the coffin….
Photoshop the corpse in front of seasonal ZOOM backgrounds…
It’s dynamic…
Posted in:Kelly Osbourne
2025
11
Dec
Charli XCX is some big eye browed Albanian refugee, trafficked to the UK, where they established a new life for her, in which they were able to train her throughout her life, to be the industry puppet, agent of Satan they wanted her to be.
It’s a tale as old as time about getting these kids in the system when they are young, turning them into starlets who do what they are told by using severe trauma based mind control.
They even tell us about it in movies like Zoolander.
They soft launched Charli XCX’s tits a bunch of years ago, during COVID she made her official deal with the devil, where everything about her went darker, and her career exploded.
She even had a video where she was marrying the devil, which is totally a natural thing to creative direct or write into your music video.
Especially in this Atheist society, just throwing in demonic symbolism for fun, when the average person doesn’t think about demonic things, or Christian things, because they are just lost souls looking for pussy to jerk off to.
The point is, for a society that doesn’t care about god and thus shouldn’t care about he devil, there’s a fucking lot of satanic symbolism in the media….
Makes you think that maybe, that’s why they don’t care about god, because the evil satanic agenda is working on you idiots….that is all part of the satanic program….
Because these fucking big eyebrows and sloppy tits are still tributing him, harder than you cum tribute Charli XCX after jerking off on your ipad – EYE PAD…
For a atheist society, they sure hate Jesus a lot, like with a ion, any non believer is aggressive on their hate towards the lord and savior and they seem to really love all things satanic…why is that?
MAKES YOU WONDER…doesn’t it.
You heathen fucks need to get saved because behind the scenes, they are trying to destroy you!
Just a heads up….
Posted in:Charli XCX
2025
10
Dec
The nice thing about Britney Spears is that all her content seems like it was shot in real time.
It doesn’t feel like it’s archive footage, shot 10 years ago on the second generation iphone.
It doesn’t look like it’s some Blackberry NUDES sent in 2010….
It looks like it’s HIGH FIDELITY, HD TV, fucking the best quality camera you’d expect one of the world’s most successful popstars to have.
The fact her content looks like Liveleak beheading videos makes it all the better…
So apparently, she’s free, she’s on Vacation and she wants you to see her in a pink bikini like you’ve never seen her before in what was probably the same pink bikini, but not because it was shot back then, but because she is a minimalist, like a office mom who goes on vacation once every three years, and only owns one bikini, I mean she’s just Britney Spears….
What I am saying is that the real Britney is probably dead.
Posted in:Britney Spears
2025
10
Dec
Alessandra Ambrosio has been modeling longer than most of us have been alive.
She was like the cartoon character that is always pregnant, only instead, the lingerie model who is always a lingerie model.
She was like Regis and Kathy Lee before he died, just always around….never not present…until he died….
Only instead of random interviews, she was half naked in her lingerie.
Through it all, even in her younger years, I questioned why she was a bikini or lingerie model.
There was nothing that really stood out about her, maybe she was athletic, maybe her model implants were subtle, maybe she wasn’t a fat slob in a time when fat slobs didn’t really exist….so she wouldn’t have been a fat slob….but she was very fucking ordinary.
Maybe people wanted a normal looking model to sell them catalog panties….
Maybe people find normal looking to be exceptional because they are from a small town of fat slobs, in a time when fat slobs do exist and whined hard enough to make brands like Victoria’s Secret, who created Ambrosio, fold their strategy and hire fat slobs as their models, in some bizarro world no one asked for….
Never listen to the losers of the internet is what I always say as a loser from the internet…but I am the kind of loser on the internet who keeps to my damn self and doesn’t DM brands or find other losers of the internet to rally and protest mall brands to include my kind of loser into their ad campaigns….
EVEN THOUGH a guy jerking off in the changing room watching women shop for lingerie would be great for a super bowl ad.
Point being, she’s 50 years old,. and her ass still looks great in this shoot from Barbados, even though I never really thought her ass looked that great when she wasn’t in menopause….
Check out this shoot….
Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio
2025
10
Dec
Lily Allen seems to have got herself a mommy makeover of some sort. One of those liposuction, re-distributed fat, botox, fake titty, Ozempic kind of middle aged shit that makes you wonder why she wasn’t this hot bodied when she was first getting her start as a pop star nepo baby….
She was dumpier than Nicole Richie at the time, her uneven tits disgusting, a slob with a catchy song that got girls excited and that made her rich as shit.
Now I don’t hate Lily Allen, she sort of just rode the opportunties presented to her, but she didn’t look this good 20 years ago, which makes me suspicious of why she looks this good now.
I don’t actually care, I’ve decided that my hate for old ladies, trying to be hot in menopause was just ignorance, because their deep insecurities from aging out so hard they need to invest 100s of thousands into their tits, so that they can do lingerie shoots at their pensioner age, makes for good dick sucks….probably not from Lily Allen but from the bootleg girls who listened to Lily Allen and are Lily Allen’s age, trying to hold on in their 40s, with a couple kids and failed marriages behind them…
If you look hard enough, you may see her mom cunt.
Posted in:Lily Allen
2025
10
Dec
Sydney Sweeney still has her tits….
She just wants you to know…
She has white substances on her face like a whore caked in sperm….in a suit too tight for those monster tits…
She has tits….and they are still there.
Christmas miracles happen – it is the most wonderful time of the year!
Posted in:Sydney Sweeney
2025
09
Dec
There was a time you’d cum on a bitches old weathered face to fill up the wrinkles like the products they sell old people in the mall…
It was a tactic to get old ladies to let you jerk off on their faces when you worked at the old folks home….
Now, the boomers who were born after the war thanks to a eugenics program, have been given access to computers and technology.
So along with trying to post up emojis inappropriately on people’s facebook statuses, or giving Indian scammers their life savings on dating sites, because they think it’s Britney Spears on the other end, or letting people into your online banking……
We’ve got old ladies using AI filters that erase the life in their faces and turn themselves into animations…
This is like ELF YOURSELF, but updated to be weirder, but at least the tits are out…since KLUM has the titties…and is better than what it actually looks like…
Sometimes, real life needs to stay off the internet…
Posted in:HeidI Klum
2025
09
Dec
Madelaine Petsch and her super Redhead freak powers is a little confused.
She did some sort of BIRTHDAY shoot in her underwear, which is pretty self involved and disgusting as a concept. Having a birthday isn’t enough, but she also maps out photoshoots for her birthday to really the birthday as hard as she can….
But even more offensive because the Redhead Freak didn’t grasp the concept taht birthday shoot, requires birthday suit… instead she’s heavily overdressed.
Is life after Riverdale not as exciting for her?
Does producing nudie content give her a thrill she needs?
Is she launching an OnlyFans…to cash the fuck in?
We’ll never know, at least not today, because I already forget these panty photoshoot pics happened!
Posted in:Madelaine Petsch
2025
09
Dec
Here are some boners provided by the lovely, classy, intelligent Ivanka Trump….
People like to hate on the president for making creepy comments about her, that I am sure were taken out of context….
The truth is, that if she was your daughter, you’d probably do far worse than make comments that were taken out of context about her, you’d be sniffing her panties…I know it…you sick fuck.
That being said, she lives in Miami, she looks good, her Husband is trying to buy Paramount with his SKIMS money, and life is good for the top tier citizens of America…
The good news is that you can experience her through pictures, which is more than most girls let you do…you sick fuck.
We may not be sitting at the same table as these top performers, but we can still pretend we are crawling around under the table trying to look up their classy, sophisticated skirts.
Then there’s the weird libtard genderless low testosterone monsters out there, who will just get mad about a hot Ivanka Trump, you’d rage jerk off, if your genitals weren’t cut off voluntarily, or your balls still produced semen…we’ll call it a vaccine injury!
Long live IVANKA TRUMP’s HOTNESS.
Posted in:Ivanka Trump
2025
09
Dec
I guess this is from the recent event Sydney Sweeney attended with her big cleavage….
Some behind the scenes from the GLAM room where they made her up before he big reveal.
Unfortunately, the big reveal was not the kind you’d want from Sweeney because her tits weren’t officially exposed. It was more a big reveal that despite the dopey eyes, she is alright when made up and still cleavage you like….not a big titty reveal like in all her successful acting projects…
The before / behind the scenes content is also not a real official big titty reveal…
But it is a handbra style titty reveal…and that’s something…even though we know Sydney Sweeney’s tits are what matter.
Check it out:
Posted in:Sydney Sweeney
