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2025

23

Sep

Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

There was a time when I thought that the asshole was the window to a woman’s soul. It was the gateway to enlightenment, once you got ed on the impacted shit, it was a glorious hole, even if it smelled.

Then I realized that I was being propagandized by the mind controlling parasites that uses the media to spread….because the more people under the control of the mind controlling parasite, the easier the takeover….

It was tactical and an attempt to turn everyone GAY or GAY Adjacent, all eating assholes, ingesting microscopic parasites and pushing the degeneracy further…

I’ll still look at an asshole, behind the inefficient thong, or straight on, like staring at the sun…I’ll risk it….but I know what they are trying to do to me by conditioning me into loving anus….I’m onto them like this Thong is barely on the ASSHOLE….it’s a flimsy awareness.

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2025

22

Sep

Miley Cyrus’s New Look with her Tits Out of the Day

If you don’t want to jerk off to Miley Cyrus, here’s some pictures from some trendy fashion magazine that feature her topless.

Like any fashion magazine, they’ve allowed the homosexuals too much creative control and they’ve done some dumb Moulin Rouge concept of an 1800s whores with TB and Scurvy and it’s really not the kind of 90s pin-up content I’d want to pull my dick out in the magazine aisle of the grocery store before the police get called….

Go back to what works and really when she broke through from the DISNEY clench, by showing her KEGEL CLENCH on stage in that ERA< she was hot....and now...she's old, boring and even when topless... Check it out... [gallery ids="1029571,1029572,1029573,1029574,1029575"] Here she is sucking on some Bananas with some prop nipples to make it high concept to jerk off to...it's a little better than the fashion shoot but still now where we want it to land....slippin' on our dicks.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2025

22

Sep

Dua Lipa’s Adam’s Apple of the Day

Have ya’ll ever seen “The Crying Game?”

It was a movie the instilled the fear of cock on a babe willing to give you a one-night stand.

Even though you’re a loser and should have always been wary of a girl willing to go home with you, you didn’t think she’d have a cock..

Sure something was clearly not right with her, maybe she was homeless or a psychopath, or maybe the ROOFIES you gave her because you’re the psycho but you can handle that…because she doesn’t have a cock..

Then chicks with dicks happened, they eventually became everywhere and even the norm a serious threat to the straight man just trying to cum and a threat you couldn’t beat up because it’d be seen as a hate crime, even if the real hatred is them tricking you into thinking they are a chick…

No one likes those kids of surprises no matter how popular tranny porn may be….

So we’ve learned to ALWAYS look for the Adam’s Apple….

Here’s Dua Lipa, a refugee they’ve tricked you into thinking is a pop star due to the algorithm that’s making you all gay….and she may have a dick….

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2025

22

Sep

Millie Bobby Brown Wants You to Jerk Off to Her of the Day

Here’s some married 45+ cosplayer, since she’s in her 20s doing some slutty selfie content for you masturbate to harder than you masturbated to her on Stranger Things because you are a fucking predator and you make me uncomfortable.

I did not watch Stranger Things, so like Emma Watson, since I didn’t watch Harry Potter either, I can sexualize the tits and not think of their rise to stardom in Comicon nerd content while still children.

Check it out:

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2025

22

Sep

Sydney Sweeney is Ghost Titties of the Day

Sydney Sweeney seems to be the only compelling actress in these modern times. I guess the propaganda machine run by Satan that they call Hollywood figured out the secret sauce to entrap the influencer/streamer-based Gen Zs they needed to create a celebrity in these times, and they did it with her doing near pornographic mainstream content with her rockin’ tits.

She never really go into the whole influencer / social media drama like Bella Thorne and other Gen Zs, she instead kept her distance, but delivered racy titty content in the few shows that Gen Zs watch.

The nice thing about it is that it brought back the hot blonde big titty bimbo and sure, you can call Sweeney a Butter-Face with the dopey inbred eyes if you’re a faggot, the reality is that a half retarded face makes her all the hotter….plus who is looking at her dopey retard eyes when she’s got those tits….

In this video, she is posing in white, like she’s an vision in a dream, a mirage after dehydration in the desert, a hallucination from taking too many edibles and mushrooms that they for some reason sell at the corner store now, or even some paranormal activity in the haunted house you live in because it was cheap…..just a vision in white walking the halls as she looks for her lost lover….hoping she’ll give you a SLEEP PARALYSIS DEMON handjob….which with a retard face like that, all open mouthed and half opened eyes and drooly may be better as a SLEEP PARALYSIS demon dick suck…

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2025

22

Sep

Sofia Vergara’s Titty Dance Video of the Day

Sofia Vergara apparently has a sister…

Together they bring the sister fuck fetish content…because comparing sister vaginas is almost as exciting as comparing hot adult MILF and hot adult Daughter pussy, to see how related they truly are or really how genetics impact the vaginas of ladies….SCIENCE…

Sister fetishes are real…and here are those sister dancing slutty, because that is how they escaped Colombia for the American dream…on those gyrating hips and bouncy tits.

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2025

19

Sep

Nina Dobrev Middle Aged Divorcee in a Thong Bikini of the Day

Nina Dobrev’s got her thong swimsuit on because she’s recently been dumped, is old, so needs to get jerked off to to feel like she matters.

Typical divcorcee behavior….WEDNESDAY NIGHT AND EVERY SECOND WEEKEND….the single mom gets her time to be wild, living out the fantasy life of her youth, but fucking as many young perverts on dating apps as she can, hoping to get it out of her system, hoping to make up for lost time, hoping to validate that she’s still hot, hoping to break the loneliness and misery of creating that broken home…

Recently single Dobrev is on a yacht, she’s famous, in a bikini, she’s a woman in these modern times, with her tits out, cuz they are big and eastern european…and she’s also showing off her dumper….and it’s almost hot for a middle aged divorcee…

The wall has been hit…but the bruising hasn’t started to form yet.

Miles Teller’s wife was also there, she’s not from a broken home and is happily still married and hot as shit…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2025

19

Sep

Kourtney Kardashian’s Fat Old Lady Nipple Ring Chain of the Day

It may not be pierced mommy milker udders….with a chain attaching the nipples like some kind of BDSM porno film, most likely a gay one, because the girl’s got everything she wants and it’s about the thrill man…

But it does look like that chain is connected to her big sloppy old lady Kardashian titties, like some kind of BDSM porno fim, likely a gay one…and since she’s a pile of dog shit Kardashian…it’s quite possible this is their high concept….knowing that the empire was built off a shitty porn, so keeping things perverted is critical…while dying of what must be TRAVIS BARKER AIDS…

The point is, the barnyard animal in the zoo that is Kardashian is a fake as fuck monster with tits.

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2025

19

Sep

Sofia Vergara Throwback Shows You What She Was Up To in the 90s of the Day

As the internet meme machine would say “this tracks”…..

I mean girl had to get to America from Colombia somehow…

Might as well been on some dicks.

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2025

19

Sep

Jordyn Jones Isn’t a Whore Anymore of the Day

Inbred reality star from Ohio, sold to industry young, fat mom still at the farm, which looks more like a meth lab in Ohio, while Jones still lives off the pile of money she made selling near nudes, never full nudes, cashing in when the time was hot and people were on the computer because it was covid, only to go wholesome when things started to dry up, rather than full porn.

She was at the Summer I Turned Pretty, which is the only show worth watching, finale party….cleavage out, dressed wholesome, but we know what she did a few summers ago….and it was naughty…but maybe I just like inbred trash with webbed eyes and fetal alcohol syndrome doing the whole crackwhore thing.

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