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Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

2025

22

Jul

Halle Berry in a Swimsuit of the Day

Halle Berry was in that mirrored AirBNB in the desert that went viral a few years ago. We’ll assume she posted this after she already left, since you’d be able to find the address pretty easily and it’d probably be worth driving out there to see her in human form, especially if you’re one of the many people who have jerked off to her, which is probably why she posted this after she already left. You creeps ruin it for the bigger creeps who would actually show up at her door……

She wore a one-piece bathing suit, because she understands the importance of age-appropriate swimwear, since she’s in her late 60s.

This isn’t her fucking Billy Bob Thorton in Monster Balls, but modest being the hottest in an era where even grannies are wearing g-string bathing suits you can see the asshole through, makes her a little more respectable and less desperate, since she’s Halle Berry and doesn’t need to be desperate.

Sure, I like asshole behind thong bikinis even when I don’t, I am a pervert but for the sake of a better society, let’s get the over 40s back into the one-pieces at the pool to stop giving people the wrong idea or to make them think it’s ok, even if I like staring….it DOESN’T MAKE IT RIGHT…

Let’s make less freakish things than Old Ladies half naked the norm, the fetish, the future…..

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2025

22

Jul

Nipples of the Day

When I was a less refined pervert in the pre-internet generation the kids will never understand, I used to request girls show me their nipples by messenger pigeon or at least by hand written notes or telephone calls, and rarely would they actually flash me their tits. It would happen, but it took a lot of work, which is probably why I am wired to be excited by tits, all tits, any tits that are available for me to look at…

Tits weren’t always this available to me, other than porn, which also wasn’t available to me, I’d rely on written descriptions I’d get from girls after they filled out my questionaire on nipple size, placement and color.

When that didn’t work out for me, I’d have to imagine tits based on t-shirts on cold days, which was an affliction only a handful of girls had, but that instilled an importance on juicy long nipples in me at a young age.

The puffy nipple, inverted nipple, or small nipple didn’t stand a chance of penetrating even those primitive bras, so ERASER nipples that could cut glass were all that matter.

Here’s some ERASER nipples to celebrate how important the ERASER nipple has been in our lives.

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2025

22

Jul

Yacht Girls of the Day

Women aren’t that complex of a creature to understand. They love expensive things, they like to be slutty when they are given the opportunity, especially when they are ed by their friends, because the hive mind makes them feel it is OK to finally bring out that twerk on all fours in public, you know for the laughs.

This is part of a bachelorette party, where the ladies decided to charter a boat to day drink and bikini, but the bachelorette party is a breeding ground for girls misbehaving with excitement or jealousy, usually when they aren’t the ones getting marrired, or are the only single ones in the group, forced to face their decisions’ they’ve made as a casual dater with fuck friends, rather than actual meaningful connections.

I have met girls who have told me stories of the single or unhappy girl at their bachelor parties with one too many drinks, or so they’d want you to think it was drunken antics when really it was just sadness…and those stories have included things like sucking off a male stripper in a hotel room in front of everyone. Not very lady-like.

In this case, they’ve added a cruiser, a little lowkey yacht for their day of festivities.

Yacht Girls is code for sugar baby prostitute who is willing to fuck anything to get herself on the boat, but everyone knows that even the shittiest motorized boat is enough to get sluts in thong bikinis out on the water.

If you want to get laid, get a fucking boat, not even a good one, the boat will draw in the pussy….it always does…

So bitches, boats and bachelorette parties, equal silly twerking antics for the children who were out that day….and now for us to JUDGE THEM for it.

Posted in:Bitches on Boats

2025

22

Jul

Billionaire Hailey Bieber’s Bikini Porn of the Day

Hailey Bieber recently sold her bullshit company for over 1 Billion dollars.

We call it her bullshit company because it’s more of a cosplay company than an actual company.

Sure, it makes stupid fucking money because retard children and adults with stunted brains buy into what they are being sold on social media.

The products don’t have to be good, as long as the messaging telling them to buy it is right, they’ll feel like assholes if they don’t buy into the hype, so they have no choice but to buy into the hype.

If the Bieber lip gloss that all the kids love so hard caused a rash or gave people AIDS, they would still line up at the shops to buy it, because that’s how the retard mind works. It needs to be told what to do, otherwise it would just sit in the public pool masturbating for 12 hours a day between feedings and diaper changes…

Well, as it turns out, the young internet schemer who found the equivalent of penis enlargement pills of our generation of internet , was recently in her bikini on a luxury vacation with the pop star she swindled because she was star groupie number 1, she even bred with him….

She is bored and rich and trying to convince her man she’s still hot by showing off where your face would go, if you were to be hired as her personal diaper, but you’re not that lucky, so you’ll just have to dream about it….

Porny…

Posted in:Hailey Bieber

2025

22

Jul

Bush of the Day

There was a time when I really thought I was going to have to start a political party to SAVE YOUR BUSH.

The political party wouldn’t be called the “SAVE YOUR BUSH” party, I didn’t get that far into the planning process, but we would be known for our SAVE YOUR BUSH initiatives.

The SAVE YOUR BUSH program would be the foundation of our political party, the only thing we do, the only thing we advocated, where we would protest, campaign and raise awareness for the celebration, advancement and enhancement of the bush.

The BUSH would be part of our arts and culture initiatives, our taxation regime, our financial strategy and how we would deal with homelessness, healthcare, inflation and immigration.

If you wanted your art project funded, it would have to be about bush. If you wanted to get a statue or street named in your city, it would have to be about bush. If you had a bush, you’d pay less taxes, if you had a bush, you’d get a green card, if you had a bush, you wouldn’t be homeless…you get where I am going with this.

We would rework the federal police force, the intelligence agencies to fight the bald pussies like they were communists.

We would make the waxing salons public enemy number one and we would bring back the death penalty to deal with the crime of MURDERING THE BUSH, and not in a “fucking a pussy double entendre” kind of way, but literally profiting off the death of the bush….

The bush is magical, it’s the number one pussy accessory, it brings joy to all involved….

Luckily, humans got lazy or their sense about them and started to celebrate their bushes…which is why the bush is back baby….it has been for a while, but for 10-15 years…it was dark times for the bush…dark times we survived…

To quote some asshole motivational quotes of the internet….

“In the midst of winter, I found there was within me an invincible summer.” — Albert Camus

Posted in:Bush

2025

21

Jul

Heidi Klum’s Old Square Granny Ass Sells Expensive Smoothies of the Day

Heidi Klum Old Square Ass wore a thong bikini, because apparently grannies can wear thong bikinis too, especially when they are Heidi Klum and hotter than most 20 year olds, which is less a celebration or pat on Heidi’s German blown out asshole and more a reprimanding of the 20 year olds out there who gave up on being hot for woke agenda body inclusivity fat chick shit…

ANYWAY…

She launched a new SMOOTHIE with an overpriced SMOOTHIE vendor in Los Angeles…which includes Kiwi Juice, Coconut Water, Coconut Milk, Chia Seeds, MAPLE (SHOUT OUT CANADA) and the blood of infant children to give her that youthful glow after sucking it out of them like the German Eugenics Vampire that she is.

Posted in:Heidi Klum

2025

21

Jul

Sydney Sweeney on Lakes in Boats with Dogs of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is a top tier celebrity actress….who may not know how to act, but that’s really a matter of opinion, since all acting is pretty fucking silly, totally hilarious, can you imagine playing these characters with a serious face, even for the pay check, that’s some real kind of whoring, but when it works it fucking works and you get set for life…..

The good news is that despite acting being humiliating, she’s got some epic tits, so when she’s doing her acting bullshit, pulling out her tits makes the whole thing far more easy to accept as a career.

The ceiling eyes make her look retarded, which for those of you who can only charm a retard because they are easy to win over, it just sort of adds to the whole experience.

She’s on a wake surf boat on her lake in Iowa or wherever the fuck she has a lake house….and she’s doing sex with a dog which is illegal and disgusting.

Posted in:Sydney Sweeney

2025

21

Jul

7 Girls 1 Lollipop of the Day

Some people seem to think that we are living in some cultural void, where artists and great thinkers have been replaced with gutter trash that get naked on the internet as clickbait, to generate revenue and/or attention.

I say, those people are just boring nerds who don’t understand how glorious that a tool like the internet and the devices built off the internet have really reduced us to the core trash that we really are.

These girls would have NEVER got naked on the internet 20 years ago, they probably wouldn’t have even got naked in the bedroom with a guy they brought home, if they were even the kind of girl to bring a guy home, since that wasn’t the norm.

These girls would have NEVER been selling nudes, not even as strippers, maybe they’d be party girls who fuck the DJ every chance they get after getting wasted with their tits out….but even that was a small group of sluts…

The fact that these girls found 7 friends to pull their tits out while swapping a lollipop like one of those weird mouth-to-mouth party games that disgust autistics who don’t like human like me….is pretty wild when you reference the past, pretty tame compared to the content other whores are producing, and pretty great because there are tits…

So to those haters who think the exclusive content channels have destroyed society, they clearly don’t how hard it was to see tits 20 years ago before they exist, now every girl on her 18th birthday is given the chance to truly shine, without having to waste her time going to college or some shit in efforts to become a doctor or scientist who saves the world….

THIS is far more fun…I mean they’re in some vacation villa on a windy day and we’re here sucking virtual cock for our paychecks, not that I get a paycheck, but we’re all whores so celebrating actual whores, the good and traditional kind of whore, is glorious….

Posted in:Videos

2025

18

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Do you the stepLINKS?

The time consuming compilation of random links I put together from sites who help keep this site alive because they link me too….

Then there’s the attempt to manipulate you to click on links in order to buy products or cam whores to help pay the bills around here….but none of you click…

Which is really a testament to how shit I am as a cult leader, even though my dream is being a cult leader?

Well I took a 3 week break from the stepLINKS and it was glorious, but since I like to abuse myself by doing the same thing over and over again even it if doesn’t work…and no one cares….

So those stepLINKS you forgot are BACK….

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No One Knows WNBA Players at the ESPYS
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Hannah Stocking’s Nipple
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Rita Ora in a Slutty Top
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Woman Tries to Trick her Dogs
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Interesting Game of Drilling Holes
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It is Fight Night
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These Insatiable
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Bitches be Crazy
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Outfit of the Day
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A Different Kind of Hot YOGA
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CRAZY GIRL and her Crazy Toy
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Anime Breeds Weirdness
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2025

18

Jul

Summer Run Clubs are Popular of the Day

This is potentially the reason why….you know all them big titty hormone in the food girls doing those runs with them big titties slapping themselves in the face…

Sure, not all runners are created with big titties, but the ones who are emaciated, sickly, grey skinned, and masculine because they don’t get their periods doing their runs don’t really for me…

I do my run club voyeurism for them big titties big slapping chins…

Posted in:Videos