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Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

2025

23

Jul

Charli XCX Gets Married as Part of a Brand Deal of the Day

Chrli XCX gets married and Ozzy Osbourne mysteriously dies under suspicious circumstances? There are no coincidences…

In the even you don’t know, Charli XCX is a massive popstar of the times, she had a hit song of last summer that everyone locked in the vortex of the infinite scroll of social media was referencing as they were mindlessly being programmed by the machine…..

It means that XCX sucked the dick of the devil and made a deal in order to actually mattter, because prior to her going full viral, she was basically a chubby chick with a leotard and a dream playing night clubs and strip mall laundromats…

So…when the self proclaimed prince of darkness dies hours after Charli XCX, one of the devil’s henchmen gets married in front of her satanic alter…YOU must draw conclusions….

Luckily for you, she made her wedding an ad deal for Converse, who she did a custom Chuck for….

Luckily for all of us, her pictures were shot from some fraud American Apparel employee who trolled the fashion industry into thinking she had depth, because she made art with her period blood. She’s gone on to mooch off Selena Gomez and other stars like she matters….

We can only hope she serves me with a takedown notice…

Posted in:Charli XCX

2025

23

Jul

Christina Aguilera Promoting Some Bullshit Sluttily of the Day

I know that Christina Aguilera looks like the Corpse of Ozzy Osbourne, at least in the paparazzi pictures that captured her promoting some bullshit I put up in the FORUM ….

But the edited version of her pics are a little better than what reality looks like, so I decided to do a little IG vs REALITY where you have to click to the FORUM for the reality.

Aguilera was my favorite of the popstars of her era, even though her g is offensive. She was just trashy, petite and fake titty with some daddy issues, rolling around in the mud….

She unfortunately got fat as fuck, but Ozempic has saved her and now she is skeletal, so if you’re into the corpse of Ozzy Osbourne with some tits strapped onto him….which you are, here she is…

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2025

23

Jul

Spread Legged Eva Mendes Gives Blogger an Erection of the Day

I don’t do the whole social media content thing. As much as I live mindless smut, it’s an irritating and soul sucking thing that has made a lot of assholes you’d hate very rich and not even for doing impressive things, while ruining the minds and lives of many other assholes.

Call me old school, but I am a firm believer in protecting my brain from the machine, endless scrolling and mind control from an algorithm that decides what I like for me.

Short form content was designed to create retards who infinitely scroll and don’t know they are retards because that’s all part of the psy-op.

Hating social media hasn’t been good for business, but this isn’t an actual business so who fucking cares….

I did accidentally see Eva Mendes recent set of pictures though, I figure the old actress who was once hired to play all the hot titty, naked titty, hispanic tits in movies deserved some attention after over a decade of taking the backseat to her husband Ryan Gosling, who looks like the kind of guy who likes his wife to take HIS backseat. If you know what I mean….you do….get those fingers out of your ass….

She posted some face edited, almost scary old lady face that could be AI or just enough of a reminder of the Eva Mendes of Christmas Past.

She did it to celebrate a 10 year anniversary for a Gosling directed movie called “Lost River”, which was apparently the last movie he directed before reaching super famous status.

His wife may have been in that movie, I wouldn’t know, I never met it, but she got into her 90s ripped jeans and his movie’s shirt to spread legs and show some cleavage to celebrate.

Paul Farrell the writer for “BLOODY DISGUSTING”, which is some kind of Horror Movie blog you probably go to daily, wrote an article about the movie back in May, she posted a screenshot amongst her smut and knowing that you triggered Eva Mendes to produce some spread legged, cleavage, old lady smut because the movie Lost River gives her a boner, should in theory give Paul Farrell a boner…

So this post is for you Paul….the man who edged Eva Mendes through his words…

SHOUT OUT PAUL….

Posted in:Eva Mendes|Eva Mendes

2025

23

Jul

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

I woke up this morning saying “I am so glad it’s Sunday”…only to realize it’s Wednesday…

It felt so good thinking it was Sunday, which to some is the loneliest day of the week….so realizing it was Wednesday was shit….until ing Wednesdays are for Wetspots..

It’s WETSPOT WEDNESDAY FOOLS…

Posted in:WetSpot

2025

22

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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At least we can be miserable together but apart because you’re a fucking asshole…

We are the worst hippie sex cult commune on the internet…

Ozzy Osboune may be dead, but he’s been pretty much dead since before his reality show….but hive mind internet retards are collectively crying…unfortunately his daughter doesn’t have hot tits.

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2025

22

Jul

Halle Berry in a Swimsuit of the Day

Halle Berry was in that mirrored AirBNB in the desert that went viral a few years ago. We’ll assume she posted this after she already left, since you’d be able to find the address pretty easily and it’d probably be worth driving out there to see her in human form, especially if you’re one of the many people who have jerked off to her, which is probably why she posted this after she already left. You creeps ruin it for the bigger creeps who would actually show up at her door……

She wore a one-piece bathing suit, because she understands the importance of age-appropriate swimwear, since she’s in her late 60s.

This isn’t her fucking Billy Bob Thorton in Monster Balls, but modest being the hottest in an era where even grannies are wearing g-string bathing suits you can see the asshole through, makes her a little more respectable and less desperate, since she’s Halle Berry and doesn’t need to be desperate.

Sure, I like asshole behind thong bikinis even when I don’t, I am a pervert but for the sake of a better society, let’s get the over 40s back into the one-pieces at the pool to stop giving people the wrong idea or to make them think it’s ok, even if I like staring….it DOESN’T MAKE IT RIGHT…

Let’s make less freakish things than Old Ladies half naked the norm, the fetish, the future…..

Posted in:Halle Berry

2025

22

Jul

Nipples of the Day

When I was a less refined pervert in the pre-internet generation the kids will never understand, I used to request girls show me their nipples by messenger pigeon or at least by hand written notes or telephone calls, and rarely would they actually flash me their tits. It would happen, but it took a lot of work, which is probably why I am wired to be excited by tits, all tits, any tits that are available for me to look at…

Tits weren’t always this available to me, other than porn, which also wasn’t available to me, I’d rely on written descriptions I’d get from girls after they filled out my questionaire on nipple size, placement and color.

When that didn’t work out for me, I’d have to imagine tits based on t-shirts on cold days, which was an affliction only a handful of girls had, but that instilled an importance on juicy long nipples in me at a young age.

The puffy nipple, inverted nipple, or small nipple didn’t stand a chance of penetrating even those primitive bras, so ERASER nipples that could cut glass were all that matter.

Here’s some ERASER nipples to celebrate how important the ERASER nipple has been in our lives.

Posted in:Eraser Nipples

2025

22

Jul

Yacht Girls of the Day

Women aren’t that complex of a creature to understand. They love expensive things, they like to be slutty when they are given the opportunity, especially when they are ed by their friends, because the hive mind makes them feel it is OK to finally bring out that twerk on all fours in public, you know for the laughs.

This is part of a bachelorette party, where the ladies decided to charter a boat to day drink and bikini, but the bachelorette party is a breeding ground for girls misbehaving with excitement or jealousy, usually when they aren’t the ones getting marrired, or are the only single ones in the group, forced to face their decisions’ they’ve made as a casual dater with fuck friends, rather than actual meaningful connections.

I have met girls who have told me stories of the single or unhappy girl at their bachelor parties with one too many drinks, or so they’d want you to think it was drunken antics when really it was just sadness…and those stories have included things like sucking off a male stripper in a hotel room in front of everyone. Not very lady-like.

In this case, they’ve added a cruiser, a little lowkey yacht for their day of festivities.

Yacht Girls is code for sugar baby prostitute who is willing to fuck anything to get herself on the boat, but everyone knows that even the shittiest motorized boat is enough to get sluts in thong bikinis out on the water.

If you want to get laid, get a fucking boat, not even a good one, the boat will draw in the pussy….it always does…

So bitches, boats and bachelorette parties, equal silly twerking antics for the children who were out that day….and now for us to JUDGE THEM for it.

Posted in:Bitches on Boats

2025

22

Jul

Billionaire Hailey Bieber’s Bikini Porn of the Day

Hailey Bieber recently sold her bullshit company for over 1 Billion dollars.

We call it her bullshit company because it’s more of a cosplay company than an actual company.

Sure, it makes stupid fucking money because retard children and adults with stunted brains buy into what they are being sold on social media.

The products don’t have to be good, as long as the messaging telling them to buy it is right, they’ll feel like assholes if they don’t buy into the hype, so they have no choice but to buy into the hype.

If the Bieber lip gloss that all the kids love so hard caused a rash or gave people AIDS, they would still line up at the shops to buy it, because that’s how the retard mind works. It needs to be told what to do, otherwise it would just sit in the public pool masturbating for 12 hours a day between feedings and diaper changes…

Well, as it turns out, the young internet schemer who found the equivalent of penis enlargement pills of our generation of internet , was recently in her bikini on a luxury vacation with the pop star she swindled because she was star groupie number 1, she even bred with him….

She is bored and rich and trying to convince her man she’s still hot by showing off where your face would go, if you were to be hired as her personal diaper, but you’re not that lucky, so you’ll just have to dream about it….

Porny…

Posted in:Hailey Bieber

2025

22

Jul

Bush of the Day

There was a time when I really thought I was going to have to start a political party to SAVE YOUR BUSH.

The political party wouldn’t be called the “SAVE YOUR BUSH” party, I didn’t get that far into the planning process, but we would be known for our SAVE YOUR BUSH initiatives.

The SAVE YOUR BUSH program would be the foundation of our political party, the only thing we do, the only thing we advocated, where we would protest, campaign and raise awareness for the celebration, advancement and enhancement of the bush.

The BUSH would be part of our arts and culture initiatives, our taxation regime, our financial strategy and how we would deal with homelessness, healthcare, inflation and immigration.

If you wanted your art project funded, it would have to be about bush. If you wanted to get a statue or street named in your city, it would have to be about bush. If you had a bush, you’d pay less taxes, if you had a bush, you’d get a green card, if you had a bush, you wouldn’t be homeless…you get where I am going with this.

We would rework the federal police force, the intelligence agencies to fight the bald pussies like they were communists.

We would make the waxing salons public enemy number one and we would bring back the death penalty to deal with the crime of MURDERING THE BUSH, and not in a “fucking a pussy double entendre” kind of way, but literally profiting off the death of the bush….

The bush is magical, it’s the number one pussy accessory, it brings joy to all involved….

Luckily, humans got lazy or their sense about them and started to celebrate their bushes…which is why the bush is back baby….it has been for a while, but for 10-15 years…it was dark times for the bush…dark times we survived…

To quote some asshole motivational quotes of the internet….

“In the midst of winter, I found there was within me an invincible summer.” — Albert Camus

Posted in:Bush