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2026

15

Apr

Dog Shit Sydney Sweeney’s Jean Shorts of the Day

I wonder if the rest of the world will break free from the spell the media has put on them and realize that Sweeney isn’t hot…

I wonder if the “GOOD GENES” viral campaign with American Eagle going less woke and more traditional was actually SATIRE…

The browns and fats of the world went mental and connected the slogan to genetics programs in Nazi ….

They thought the brand was implying that Sweeney was good genes, when really they were just saying that her bra size was good genes, the rest of her was dog shit….

That may be something you’d want in a eugenics program, you know TITS, but I don’t think it had to do with her being white and blonde, but more to do with her tits…because the white and blonde part of her is perfectly below average…the tits is where it is at…

Anyway, American Eagle is on a comeback, try to get the hype back up around her, they need another viral moment and they hope high paid Sweeney the cash grabber makes it happen.

Unfortunately, it’s hardly as scandalous as celebrating her tits…

More of the pics HERE

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2026

15

Apr

Irina Shayk’s Orange Bikini of the Day

Irina Shayk is old as shit but so are you….

So staring at her fit enough model body in a bikini for some masturbation content she’s produced for the internet isn’t as bad as it could be, since most women her age are fat pigs in line at Walmart buying oversized pyjama pants to replace the piss stained pyjama pants they are wearing in the Walmart line, that got piss stained because of their whole menopause and lack of bladder control shit….

Not all women are created equally and the ones that get run through by top soccer players and actors has to rot a little better than the rest of them….it’s Russian winning.

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2026

15

Apr

Julianne Hough in a Bikini of the Day

Julianne Hough posted some bikini pics and I am sure no one actually gives a fuck about a 40 year old dancing retard in a bikini, even if she looked like the kind of girl who fucked her brother, which is probably exciting to all you incest porn addicts…

She isn’t the original MORMON GONE WILD, but she was a MORMON who fell off before the whole MORMON trend happened the last few years, where suddenly people gave a shit about MORMON women in their MORMON bloomer underwear, living their sober rich person in Utah lives…

She turned her back on MORMONISM for HOLLYWOOD, where she peaked when RYAN SEACREST would fuck her up the ass, assuming that happened when they were fucking….

MODEST may be the hottest, but sometimes these MORMONS go wild…

Her bikini pics taken b¥ her mom aren’t that hot, but for a family rumored to be into INCEST like those fundamentalist LDS’, so it MAY be hotter than you think…

Posted in:Julianne Hough

2026

14

Apr

Balding Rat Cow and her Rat Face of the Day

I’ve been calling Rat Cow’s Rat Face out for as long as she’s existed…

She’s proven that the rat faced uglies of the world have more to prove…

So if they’ve got tits, or bought tits, to off-set the face that has limited hope and doesn’t really stand much chance to navigate the world without the tits, they’ll use those tits to cast people under whatever spell she’s managed to pull off.

She’s a multi-millionaire, brands still pay her to work with them, like no one realizes she’s a monster…or at the very least a troll in a fairy tale you read your kids….

This is not hot, it is witch craft and this rat faced witch was never hot, but she gamed you fools and all it took was tits..

The nice thing about Rat Cow is that she’s a reminder that we really like tits as a society….because this balding weirdness captured by the paparazzi is what nightmares are made of…

I am sure it’s even worse than this when she wakes up in the morning….

So let this be a warning, don’t buy everything these idiots of the internet are selling….

Without the tits, you can see the truth and the truth will set you free…

I can’t even grasp what the fuck I am looking at…because it’s THAT bad..

Posted in:Em Rat Cow

2026

14

Apr

Tanlines Tuesday of the Day

It’s summer somewhere….and there are whores in all climates wanting to take selfies of their tanlines for the internet…

It’s one of those “if I am in the sun in a bikini” or “If i just got a Spray Tan that gives the illusion I was in the sun in a bikini” or “I went to the tanning salon in a bikini”….they just can’t help but take pics for the strangers, the perverts, the YOUS GUYS of the internet…

We appreciate that summer content, whether in a deep freeze or in a summer location because the tanline highlights the good parts you AREN’T SUPPOSED TO SEE but these LOOSE women, with no shame, morals, decency, modesty want you to see….because society has fallen…and it gives us content to jack off to…A WIN for HUMANITY like fake space travel…

Posted in:Tanlines

2026

14

Apr

Britney Spears Nipple Dance Video of the Day

Here’s the latest DUI Britney Spears who they are trying to frame as being a crazed lunatic with their hollywood witchcraft, propaganda and lies.

They staged a DUI, so you think she’s unhinged and still alive.

Then they continuously post her weirdo dance videos on her social media.

Today’s Dance Video, which brings me happiness, because the fall of Britney is the most interesting thing going on in entertainment, especially when she has her nipples out.

Her videos look like they were shot on a 90s flip phone, the first phone cameras around, because they are so low quality….

She uses an EMOJI to cover her nipple, just not very well.

The nipple that is visible, is barely visible, because this shit is so pixelated.

If you can’t see a nipple that is meant to be visible, then how can you determine if this thong wearing 45 year old is actually Britney Spears, or Phoebe Price in her biggest role yet, where she plays Britney Spears for the lie they are pushing on us….

I will say that Britney’s tits in her 20s were far less perky than these bad boys….

IT IS A PSY OP like a NASA SPACE mission…FAKE AND GAY…

, this is the dance of a professionally trained international popstar dancing retarded and not a recently divorced mom with a mental issue, trying to find herself now that her kids have been taken from her and she’s gotta make rent money…

Posted in:Britney Spears

2026

13

Apr

Tate McRae Pop Tart in a Thong Bikini of the Day

Tate McRae is a top tier popstar that they exported from Canada, put into child reality tv because the mom was a dancer, decided to push her out there as a dancer because the mom was a dancer, realized they could throw in some computer generated songs that she lip synchs, living up to the TikTok talent leaders of lip synchers getting paid millions for their lip synching…because we are all RETARDS.

Anyway, they sexualize her, they exploit her tits for marketing and now we’ve got the thong bikini in Miami….too cool for BOOMER Coachella I guess…

The thong bikini is the standard bikini, when I was a kid, the one piece was the standard bikini, so a perverted generation of perversion slowly pushing the perversion further and further does have some benefits…

I never was a thong fetishists, mainly because they went too mainstream and the asses I saw them on were middle aged fat ass….but now that you can see thongs on all bitches, I am and you should be too.

In conclusion, Tate McRae in a thong is better than her not in a thong….

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Posted in:Tate McRae

2026

13

Apr

Sydney Sweeney Hollywood Infantile Fetish Content of the Day

Hollywood is desperate to get views, so they are doing what porn chicks or content creators do, which is instead of coming up with good content, they do some low hanging fruit America’s Funniest Home Videos, kid throwing ball to dad’s balls for 100k, trash…

They have all the resources to make fun, uplifting, hilarious, amazing content…but instead they go low frequency bottom feeding shit….

Sydney Sweeney is as desperate to keep her nonsense career alive, she knows she’s not hot enough to carry these tits, so she does whatever is thrown her way….

Euphoria was a popular dark and depressing take on the Gen Z high school experience, filled with nudity for a porno generation, in hopes of competing with the porno generation….

Sweeney was their big tits that went viral and became relevant from the show…

Now, I am a pervert, I am into real sex in mainstream content, I have always wanted to see hollywood get a little more porny, but I guess I expected it to be in a good way…

The problem is that the people who make the decisions aren’t interesting people, so they just do whatever they can for viral appeal…

In this case, its’ dressing bitch up like a baby with her tits out because we all saw that Oprah or Donahue or Geraldo or Dr Phil or Sally Jesse Raphael or Jenny Jones or Jerry Springer episode of the dude who dresses and lives like a baby, shitting his diaper for sexual release..

WE ALL KNOW IT IS A REAL THING….

It’s not that clever to feature it….unless it’s a low key troll on Sweeney to show you all how low she will go for her show, for the role, for the people who tell her what to do…

Any self respecting woman would say “Fuck No” to that scene….

Sweeney was like “GET ME THE PACIFIER, I AM READY”….

That’s probably the kind of hooker you’d want to buy, anything for a dollar, even humiliating things…

It’s not really what I’d want for an icon or idol to the youth, because there is a line in the sand that should be drawn by the mainstream, leaving the gutter behavior to the bottom feeding fat weirdos who partake in that kind of thing…bringing attention to it, or trying to get dudes to jerk off to it is just bad for society as a whole..

I’m a pervert, into pervert shit, but I always JUDGE the women who are involved in it….Just because it gives boners, even if it shouldn’t, doesnt’ mean it is right…or that they should be doing it.

I like my women wholesome, classy, respectable…these other trash are for entertainment purposes only….SIDESHOW SHIT…

Since I don’t care about society as a whole and think it’s funny a rich and famous Sweeney would do this disgusting scene…for lame shock value…the Howard Stern of TV….

This is a real good argument for Hollywood not being Pedowood….and this is what mainstream entertainment has become…

The best thing in all this is that Season 3 of Euphoria, despite the weird fetish content, is going to suck, but at least they got Sweeney doing this while they had her on payroll….

Here are more of her scenes….where she also plays a dog….because it’s fun to be humiliated while sexualized and monetized, especially in the mainstream and not the porn channels she belongs on!

Posted in:Sydney Sweeney

2026

13

Apr

Selena Gomez Morning Egg Hole of the Day

The egg hole is a pussy, but also a breakfast dish….and it looks like celebrity chef Selena Gomez, who has a successful cooking show along with being Selena Gomez, brought her fake Lupus titties that she got during one of her organ transplants out to make some TOAD IN THE HOLE or HOLE IN THE WALL eggs…

That’s when you fuck a loaf of bread or slice of bread if you’re limited on bread, hoping to not cum in the loaf or on the bread, leaving you with a hole in the bread you through in the frying pan to toast, throwing an egg in the hole, creating a masterful breakfast dish….

Now, I don’t know if Selena Gomez used her dick or her husband’s dick to make the egg hole in the bread….I just know her tits are out and that is usually enough…

Selena Gomez’s life expectancy is apparently normal, so long as she doesn’t give into her alcoholism….since her new kidney she farmed back in 2017 when she got the tits….

So I guess a dying Gomez isn’t really a thing despite her terminal illness, making staring at her tits less limited because of the shorter timeline, we don’t need to maximize staring at her tits knowing we’ve only got a year more of those tits, since she’ll likely live into her 80s…which makes it all less fun.

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2026

10

Apr

Britney Spears Dance Party of the Day

Britney Spears apparently had a DUI, which was probably a fake news item or storyline put together by the people in Hollywood, you know HER neighbors, because they need to maintain the illusion that she is alive, that she is real, that she is falling off hard, and that she’s on the decline.

They’ve been doing it with selfie dance videos that everyone finds weird because they are shot on a Motorola Flip Phone….the RAZR or the KRAZR…..we’re not too fucking sure, but we know this shit is from the ARCHIVES…

They feel like LIVELEAK Beheading videos…

They are all by design, her music catalog and brand too valuable, so they’ve got her on life with an easy out when ready….

Death makes these people extra rich, look at Michael Jackson and every other dead star who gets to the top of the charts afterlife…

So using that death trigger at the right time is critical!

ANYWAY….BRITNEY SPEARS…dancing in a video we may have all seen before….

IF THAT IS REALLY BRITNEY SPEARS….and not AI, Body Doubles or LIES….

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