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2026

09

Oct

Classy Outdoor Ladies of the Day

I am all for girls doing everything they possibly can do naked.

I am not so much a nudist, due to the basic fact that I have no penis, just a pee hole, intended and it makes people feel uncomfortable….

Since I am not a Harvey Weinstein power player who offsets my mutant penis with money and power, putting these girls to the test of how far they will go for the dream….

It’s better to keep my pants on…

That doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate naked chicks doing every day thing, so a nudist adjacent enthusiast….

Which is why seeing these outdoor classy ladies being naked outdoors, only to the nakedness to the internet to exponentially increase their nudity reach from the few people around them….which I guess makes the nudity more substantial than just having it happen in your REAL LIFE…

All this to say, Outdoors is healthy….and it would be motivating if all girls were mandated to be nude outdoors, instead, we’re forced to stay indoors staring at a screen to see them…

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2026

08

Oct

Sydney Sweeney’s Cosmo Porn of the Day

Some bored married guy in the building was talking to me about how his instagram feed is some of the raciest shit around, we’re talking girls in thongs giving themselves wedgies and other top level content that gets them views, followers and subscribers….

The funny thing is when I was on instagram, I got banned for posting a girl doing fitness….

Because the platform is selective fucks and they decide who makes it or not.

I’m not a victim whining over here, but when I post something here, google says “YOU ARE PORN” and they don’t let me run google ads in the prime era of Google Ads, preventing me from making MILLIONS….

Then Amazon, just as recent as 3 years ago flagged me as PORN and kept over 1,000 dollars of my money….

They fucking ROBBED Me…

BEZOS personally took 1,000 dollars from me…and seemingly invested it into Sydney Sweeney’s panty collection, pervert…

Now, Sweeney is promoting her Bezos panties in COSMO…and the campaign or shoot looks like a PLAYBOY or MAXIM shoot of the past…she is topless in some, grabbing her tits in others…

Meanwhile, it’s COSMO, who traditionally were a girl magazine that taught girls how to have anal sex and other sexual degeneracy…but they never really produced racy porny content around it….but now they do…

TITS GET HITS….it’s all about survival and when you’re COSMO, you can post tits and still appeal to the big rs…

Then they’ll send me lawyers letter, threatening to SUE me for PROMOTING their shoot for fucking FREE….because I don’t make money here…

IT is a SCAM people…A SCAM..

But Sweeney still has tits..and TEETh

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2026

08

Oct

Deva Cassel Bra of the Day

Deva Cassel is Monica Bellucci’s daughter who didn’t inherit her Italian pasta eating tits…

Bellucci was labeled the hottest woman in the universe, at least according to barbers, butchers, bakers, masons, pizza makers and Italian coffee shop workers….trying to get a taste of the mother country….

Her daughter, who is working as a model, doesn’t have the same hype, but lets hope she leverages that nepotism the way we want her to.

TOPLESS.

For now, you get bra…

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2026

08

Oct

Ashley Benson Porns it Up of the Day

Ashley Benson is not so fat-ly Benson….

After her quick social media success because her hit CW show aired around the time instagram launched…she quickly got lazy and grew into her tits.

She had a platform to do a lot, like her costars Shay Mitchell who doesn’t go away. She just keeps on pushing different products on us at all times like she has something to prove.

Fat-ly locked herself away barely monetizing properly….

Then she became a lesbian and she basically got the worms out of her system after her stint as a fat lesbian….

She left lesbian like anyone would when she secured a Texas oilman’s grandson as a husband.

That’s the good life baby…and people can be bought.

Why run businesses when you can live off the trust fund with Brandon Davis…RIGHT?

Not that I believe in Lesbianism, sure they are hard assed angry lesbians who get mad when you suggest they could enjoy dick…but we are coded to breed and if you have uterus, at least one day a month, it will crave sperm unless your brain is wired wrong.

Fat-Ly Benson who is no longer fat-ly, back to Ashley Benson…has secured a role for her old married billionaire tits…and it’s in a movie where she plays a stripper…

That’s a big jump for a big girl, but luckily she took it after Ozempic so her knees didn’t give out on the landing…

The Premise:


An aspiring stripper named Bailey (Ashley Benson) and her unemployed Army veteran husband, Tim (Jake Lacy)—who are struggling to make ends meet and care for their infant daughter in small-town Arkansas—decide to rob the strip club where she works.

Maybe it’s a Spring Breakers Sequel….who knows…

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2026

08

Oct

Tanline Thursday of the Day

As the summer ends with a premature death and we head into winter, we know that the Tanlines will live on…

Whether on the social media from women who vacation, or live in sunny endless summer places…

Or trashy strippers, club girls and bottle service girls getting their spray tans or hitting the tanning bed…assuming the tanning beds still exist.

The tanline highlights the good stuff, especially under the black light…

Whether it is sunkissed or healthy or just degeneracy for a fetish or not!

Posted in:Tanlines

2026

07

Oct

Faith Schroder’s Tits of the Day

Faith Schroder is Rickey Schroder’s daughter.

Her mother is a Mormon, her dad a Rickey Schroder apparently converted in the year 2000.

She is not necessarily a Mormon as well, but she apparently posts about God quite often…not that I would know, I don’t follow this shit.

I also don’t think that being a Christian, having faith in Jesus, means you can’t be an exhibitionist pervert sex oriented nutcase…unless you’re a Catholic and have rules to follow and confessions to make.

However, Mormon’s are all about the modesty, which clearly flashing your tits to the internet is not very modest….but they are god given tits, unless they are implants, in which they are god created implants because god gave the implant doctor the skills to implant tits, and the implant manufacturer the vision to make tits…

Her is generally hated by the libtards on the internet because Silver Spoons is a TRUMPER, most recently he called Dolly Parton out for funding the “CLOT SHOT”….because he was an anti-covid kind of guy…

Which means the general libtard public can jerk off to his daughter’s tits as a soft revenge….to deal with their weird internet emotional meltdowns..

Cuz you gotta have FAITH tits…

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2026

07

Oct

Tate McRae’s Bra of the Day

Tate McRape, which is a not a new menu item on the McDonalds menu, but rather a menu item on the satanic elite’s hollywood parties in the tunnels under the city, where they decide which babies to eat, which babies to turn into celebrities, you know assuming the conspiracies are real…

I would only argue that the inner earth alien conspiracies are real because of the constant low quality content they feed us.

It has to be signed off by half retards or non-humans, because clearly we as a people expect better….

Then I , we don’t expect better, but instead take what we are fed…and why would the people at the top really bother putting in the work and money when they can get away half ass-ing it…

Like with Tata McRae, a child reality show star they said “Let’s keep her around and make into a popstar”…and I guess it worked because we eat what we are fed…

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2026

07

Oct

Stella Hudgens is a Nerd of the Day

In the event you didn’t know, the internet sites designed for very sad, not very cool, relatively lonely, half retarded loser dudes has taught me one thing…

Girls in glasses are nerds…

So Stella Hudgnes is a nerd…

Or she needs glasses because she’s spent that last 5 years staring at pictures of herself on the phone…

As someone who merged with a computer a long time ago, I can confirm that my vision is clear at computer length…staring at the tits has BURNED a hole in my RETINAS like looking at the sun…

Clearly, same thing happened to HUDGENS…NERD…who robs NERDS of money by using TITS…

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2026

07

Oct

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

It’s Wednesdays around these parts, we’re not based in Australia or Asia where it is Thursday…

I am a normie hater, so calling WEDNESDAY HUMPDAY offends me harder than when someone tells me “Happy Tuesday” or quotes the It’s Friday song by Rebecca Black…

Keep that water cooler smalltalk annoying bullshit to your damn self, doesn’t everyone work from home now so we don’t have to deal with that shit?

Whereas Wetspot Wednesday feels a little more niche and APPROPRIATE…

How fucking HAPPY in this HUMPDAY….check the panties..HAPPILY…I’m always down to see panty stains no matter how gross they are.

THAT SAID –

Wednesday is Also Survivor Night, which would also explain the WET SPOTS on WEDNESDAYS…

WET PANTIES FOR PROBST!

Stay Tuned for Scenes from our Next SExPisode…

THE TRIBE HAS SPOKEN…

Posted in:WetSpot

2026

07

Oct

Zendaya Wife Beater Nipples of the Day

Zendaya is a wife now, so it’s only natural that she wears some wife-beaters.

She is ridiculously famous, one of those people who the Hollywood Machine has decided to lean into hard, deciding that she is someone they can package and monetize, so they throw her in everything.

She is racially ambiguous, so she hits the “inclusivity” or “diversity” hire, she’s not hot, in fact the internet generally uses her as an example in how Hollywood has failed them since Weinstein was convicted as a rapist.

Dudes just don’t get hard for her, possibly because she reminds them of dudes, hence the wife beater…

The good news is that she’s not fat.

The other good news, she’s wearing the beater with no bra, which was a 90s tactic that happened every so often, but most of the beater wearers wore bras because they weren’t as whorish or willing to have their nipples out there like this.

Times, they have changed, unless of course, Zendaya is more of an Elliot Page than a chick….

WHO KNOWS…NOT ME…

ALL I SEE IS NIPPLE

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