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2026

07

Oct

Tate McRae’s Bra of the Day

Tate McRape, which is a not a new menu item on the McDonalds menu, but rather a menu item on the satanic elite’s hollywood parties in the tunnels under the city, where they decide which babies to eat, which babies to turn into celebrities, you know assuming the conspiracies are real…

I would only argue that the inner earth alien conspiracies are real because of the constant low quality content they feed us.

It has to be signed off by half retards or non-humans, because clearly we as a people expect better….

Then I , we don’t expect better, but instead take what we are fed…and why would the people at the top really bother putting in the work and money when they can get away half ass-ing it…

Like with Tata McRae, a child reality show star they said “Let’s keep her around and make into a popstar”…and I guess it worked because we eat what we are fed…

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2026

07

Oct

Stella Hudgens is a Nerd of the Day

In the event you didn’t know, the internet sites designed for very sad, not very cool, relatively lonely, half retarded loser dudes has taught me one thing…

Girls in glasses are nerds…

So Stella Hudgnes is a nerd…

Or she needs glasses because she’s spent that last 5 years staring at pictures of herself on the phone…

As someone who merged with a computer a long time ago, I can confirm that my vision is clear at computer length…staring at the tits has BURNED a hole in my RETINAS like looking at the sun…

Clearly, same thing happened to HUDGENS…NERD…who robs NERDS of money by using TITS…

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2026

07

Oct

Wetspot Wednesday of the Day

It’s Wednesdays around these parts, we’re not based in Australia or Asia where it is Thursday…

I am a normie hater, so calling WEDNESDAY HUMPDAY offends me harder than when someone tells me “Happy Tuesday” or quotes the It’s Friday song by Rebecca Black…

Keep that water cooler smalltalk annoying bullshit to your damn self, doesn’t everyone work from home now so we don’t have to deal with that shit?

Whereas Wetspot Wednesday feels a little more niche and APPROPRIATE…

How fucking HAPPY in this HUMPDAY….check the panties..HAPPILY…I’m always down to see panty stains no matter how gross they are.

THAT SAID –

Wednesday is Also Survivor Night, which would also explain the WET SPOTS on WEDNESDAYS…

WET PANTIES FOR PROBST!

Stay Tuned for Scenes from our Next SExPisode…

THE TRIBE HAS SPOKEN…

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2026

07

Oct

Zendaya Wife Beater Nipples of the Day

Zendaya is a wife now, so it’s only natural that she wears some wife-beaters.

She is ridiculously famous, one of those people who the Hollywood Machine has decided to lean into hard, deciding that she is someone they can package and monetize, so they throw her in everything.

She is racially ambiguous, so she hits the “inclusivity” or “diversity” hire, she’s not hot, in fact the internet generally uses her as an example in how Hollywood has failed them since Weinstein was convicted as a rapist.

Dudes just don’t get hard for her, possibly because she reminds them of dudes, hence the wife beater…

The good news is that she’s not fat.

The other good news, she’s wearing the beater with no bra, which was a 90s tactic that happened every so often, but most of the beater wearers wore bras because they weren’t as whorish or willing to have their nipples out there like this.

Times, they have changed, unless of course, Zendaya is more of an Elliot Page than a chick….

WHO KNOWS…NOT ME…

ALL I SEE IS NIPPLE

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2026

06

Oct

Heidi Klum and Bastard Daughter Do Underwear Campaigns Together of the Day

Heidi Klum is like the drunk divorced mom at the high school graduation pool party, who tries to leverage her daughter’s hotness, to work her way into taking the virginity of the popular guy in school.

You know, weathered and experienced, and down to have a good time, when the daughter would be a little more reserved in the proposition, inappropriating using her tits to give an unsuspecting youth an erection….

She uses her daughter’s tits to make herself seemingly more hot and relevant and not aged out…

By association, they are a team, a unit, one comes with the other…LITERALLY in Heidi’s perverted case….

Which is also a win/win strategy because it leverages Leni into a higher profile, since her mom is higher profile…but not too high profile to strip down to her underwear for attention like a common whore..

Always leverage your hot kids to make yourself seemingly hotter!

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2026

06

Oct

Elisabetta Canalis Showing Off Her Clooney Stained Body of the Day

You can’t spell Canalis without ANAL…and Anal is arguably the only way Clooney wanted her when he was in his World’s Most Eligible Bachelor days….back before he married and bred with a bitch actually named ANAL…

Maybe he was scared of knocking her up, or maybe he liked how it made his prostate feel.

Either way, she is tainted by the CLOONEY stains….and at 48 years old and was at one time part of a Clooney Italian fetish, back when he was buying villas and palatial estates in Italy, wanting her RIGATONI all up inside him….because Italian’s are a funny breed of men, they are the most gay homophobes around, the first to wax their bikini line for their speedo, popping boners for their favorite soccer player, buying more hair product than a woman, but totally hate the gays they seemingly are….

She married some other dude, had kids, and is still looking hotter than the Italian woman who works at the Italian bakery who is about 400 pounds and has a moustache…

Some Italians are better than others, I guess…and here are her bikini pics, which are actually offensive since she’s European and should be naked.

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2026

06

Oct

Anja Rubik’s Fashion Titties Still Happen of the Day

Anja Rubik most be in her late 60s by know.

She was a titty model…but not a low hanging fruit titty model…a top model positioned as a fashion model…despite being a titty model….which is like when a fashion site produces softcore porn and calls it art so BMW s next to that softcore porn…

I guess she is still a titty model, because she’s doing weird pantyhose fetish content with her tits out for a fashion magazine, so that it can be presented as art, so BMW s next to their softcore porn…

While other TITTY models out there are just forced to hustle subscribers to their ONLYFANS…

Not all titty models are treated fairly and that is why I plan to be the JIMMY HOFFA of TITTY models, starting the TITTY Model union, so TITTY models get the RIGHTS they deserve….

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2026

06

Oct

Betty Big Tits in a Titty Dress of the Day

Betty Big Tits Gilpin is the big titty daughter of actor and preacher Jack Gilpin, who you may know from his recurring role on Kate and Allie….because you are old…

I know his daughter Betty Big Tits from some show I accidentally watched where she was a slutty nun who would have sex with an Indian Jesus….it was a terrible show..

It is safe to assume she has been in a lot of other shit, at least based on her tits, it’s just sad that with tits like this she hasn’t really monetized them the way she should.

She is old now, pushing 50 years old, so her big tits seem less exciting and more just part of the aging process.

But there was a time that she had a choice to be the SWEENEY of her era, and she didn’t do it.

Instead, she’s doing the old lady with tits hustle for attention, too little too late, but NOT little at all, check out these fuckers…

She took these bad boys to an event in what may be a corset, naughty GRANNY..

Here are her tits in TV, being properly utilized, just not nearly enough!

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2026

06

Oct

Elsa Hosk’s Mommy Milkers of the Day

So Elsa Hosk, top Victoria Secret model and Swedish basketball star had a kid.

Her big Swedish tits were already big, but now that they are milk filled, they are even bigger.

Since she’s a tall athletic model, her big tits sit on a not very fat frame, while still being fat…and milk filled.

Pretty amazing.

Thanks to her ego, vanity, overally wanting to be hot for her man, and for the fans, and for work, she has been working off her baby weight.

Some chicks kill all their kids and blame postpartum, others hit the gym to get rid of that baby weight…while others just blame their fat laziness on having kids, carrying that 50 pounds into the next 40 years of life before dying of obesity related diseases…

Elsa’s got it figured out..

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2026

05

Oct

Heidi Klum on the Runway of the Day

Looking at Heidi Klum’s creepy old lady face, provided you can distract yourself from her angular cleavage, is making me want to be the one running away…..but luckily, she’s not creepily walking towards me in a back alley, she’s just a picture I can click the little “X” button on….

The good news is that she won’t need to invest in a Halloween costume for her overhyped annual Halloween costume party the proves the world is bored and desperate for content…

She’s pretty much morphing into some kind of demon troll…

TITTY TROLL….

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