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Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

2026

18

Jun

RIP Motherfucker the Daveigh Chase Edition of the Day

Daveigh Chase, the voice of Lilo from Lilo and Stitch and the girl in The Ring and Donnie Darko and some other shit died this week.

She apparently was itted to the hospital for being malnourished, developed meningitis and ultimately died of sepsis….

It’s another tragic story of a potential star who left the evil perverted Hollywood industry to do whatever she decided to do over the last 10 years, probably because the evil perverted Hollywood industry destroyed her…

She will never before forgotten because she’s the closest thing to a celeb to every re-tweet me back in 2011…..

Which means, I probably could have saved her through twitter all those years ago, but instead I was too busy posting titty pics to realize there were titties that just needed to be saved through twitter…I blame being deleted from twitter for Daveigh’s demise…it’s all TWITTER’s fault.

All this to say, sad ending to someone with so much potential….RIP MOTHERFUCKER.

Posted in:Daveigh Chase

2026

18

Jun

Tiny Tit Thursday of the Day

You know, I never get fan mail..

I never get inquiries from Hollywood execs who want to make a movie about my lifestory.

I never get ad inquiries….cash offers…free trips…invitations…

I never get any positive reinforcement….and I’m ok with that because ultimately I don’t deserve any of that.

However, I did get FAN mail this week and it was in DIRECT RESPONSE to the TINY TIT POSTS…

Someone out there, like me, appreciates TINY TITS…

We realize they are TITTIES TOO…

We know…and we are sold on the tighter bodied women…

We don’t need sloppy fat tits hanging off a belly for FEMININITY…

WE JUST NEED THE NIPPLES…

So in giving the PERSON what they want…by FOLLOWING the ….HERE WE GO…

Like an influencer, following the clicks, the views, the likes, the engagement…like a bitch who went viral for getting kicked in the balls, only making content around being kicked in the balls…GIVE THE PEOPLE WHJAT THEY WANT…one-trick pony…

DO WHAT WORKS..

TITS GET HITS

EVEN TINY TITS ON THURSDAY..

Posted in:TINY TITS

2026

18

Jun

Old Lady Christina Aguilera Transification of the Day

Christina Aguilera has transitioned.

Sure, she was likely born with a vagina, but thanks to the aging process she has been able to survive by applying the same tactics your local tranny porn star or sex worker has done…

Face injections, ozempic after decades of obesity, bleached hair and tits out!

Since she was the trashy and slutty pop star when pop was generic and controlled. You knew that the girls were are controlled degenerate dirtbags, but they presented themselves as candy coated pop shit, so when one broke the norm to hype themselves up, which happened to be X-Tina dirty, she rose to the top of the pop foodchain…before getting fat and vile….

She’s back now, like some kind of horror movie zombie….with TITS..

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2026

18

Jun

Jennifer Aniston’s Push Up Erotica of the Day

Aniston is so old, but she is doing push ups, or would this be an ass-up, I guess ultimately, it’s a simulated sex act in leggings that she is too old for but that would land most women her age in the hospital for hip displacement…but she makes millions of dollars per year and isn’t like the normal old ladies.

Clearly, the old ladies out there love seeing other old ladies winning, because their lives suck.

I just wish they were a little more catty and cancelled her for trying to make young men want to fuck her when she’s clearly expired….

THe hard nippled celebrity is always promoting her smart water, which is probably how she lubricates her dry vagene…

IF you have ever been on a SQUIRT PORN shoot, you would have seen the PORN CHICK drinking a lot of water to commit to the squirt…

Since she’s a dinosaur, seeing her ass in air, humping the air, would be better if the climax or end was landing on the bottle with that weathered, childless, vagina…

ALWAYS BE INSERTING…

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2026

18

Jun

J.Lo’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

There comes a point in every woman’s life where her asshole behind thong gives me flashbacks of working as an orderly at an old folks home on shit shift…

That’s diaper changing, ass wiping level of traumatizing…

The way a vagina should never be seen if you want to ever have a normal sex life or needs….

There comes a point in time in every woman’s life where her vagina is better kept under wraps in that diaper…

J.Lo trying to be hot, pushing her senior citizen dementia ass like she was still in her 20s sucking DIDDY DICK to get to the next level on celebrity game is not that hot…

But she does look better than most old ass women her age, so that’s the silver lining…..to match her silver hair roots…which I call the TRUTH under this COSPLAY LIE…

What happened to just taking the month and running? These egos are too annoying…

Posted in:J.Lo

2026

18

Jun

Thong and Tanlines on a Thursday of the Day

Thongs and Tanlines motherfuckers…

You thought tanlines alone were the best thing ever…

Then you realized you could have THONG tanlines to highlight the good parts and realized…NO! That is the best thing ever…

Posted in:Thong

2026

17

Jun

Millie Bobby Boner Giver of the Day

Millie Bobby Boner Jovi boner giver is pretty committed to giving her nerd fans boners through content she produces for her direct to consumer brand that surely makes her money.

Not all whoring takes place on OnlyFans, some of it is handed out for free, designed to go viral or get clicks and convert sales…

With a creepy nerd Stranger Things fan-base that have been creepily obsessed with her since before she got tits, it is probably easy to generate those views with the tits.

Her tits are really the only interesting thing about her and she knows it, but I am aware that tits are the only interesting thing on all women most of the time.

Otherwise, she wouldn’t be aggressively using them in her marketing efforts, she’s also using her fat pussy definition in tight pants, in these porny poses, unless being jerked off is her fetish…

Posted in:Millie Bobby Brown

2026

17

Jun

In Tragic News, I Missed a Rachel Bilson Bikini Selfie of the Day

Rachel Bilson was a big deal back in 2002, or whenever the fuck the OC came out.

I’ve watched the OC at least 3 times since I watched it when it came out and it’s a perfect fucking show.

Summer, played by Bilson was the big titty friend to Marissa Cooper, played by crackhead Mischa Barton, and she was everything you’d want her to be in a post 90s series.

She disappeared in 2008, when the guy from Star Wars abducted and bread her in Canada, where we assume she lived in a cage.

So our Rachel Bilson experience was cut short.

When she could have taken the tits onto a Jennifer Aniston kind of career, the tits from TV becoming tits in cheesy movies….

She lived in a barn in Canada….

They split in 2017, too little too late, she was already old, washed up and forgotten…

However, she still has the tits…

So the now 40-something, who was once the 20-something it-girl, before throwing it all away…posted a mom bikini selfie for clickbait back in MAY and we as in ME because there is just one of me missed it…because I generally forget that Bilson exists..

If middle-aged bikinis are your thing…here it is…

She also had her cleavage out at some other event…

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2026

17

Jun

Dua Lipa Got Married and is in a Bikini of the Day

Dua Lipa is a product of Russian spam bots and manipulation of the algorithms of the internet, because her dad was some Albanian nerd who worked in marketing in early enough internet, which is when the fake views and fake traffic and fake comments really allowed you to game the system and get legitimate traffic.

I know people who were buying fake views on monetized YOUTUBE videos, making hundreds of thousands of dollars for pennies, all because they scammed with fake views and google didn’t catch on…

Those people should have been me, but apparently they were DUA LIPA, who luckily enough had an appeal that connected with real peopole, even if they were retarded people, they were still real, and her TikTok soundtracks secured her place in the world….all DIGITAL ALL THE TIME.

Anyway, she got married, I think she’s got a bit of a tranny look to her, like she should have a beard, but she seems to have hips and a waist, which trannies rarely have, so the pussy in the bathing suit may be a pussy and not a good tucking….

That’s the kind of thing I consider important news..

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Posted in:Dua Lipa

2026

17

Jun

Candice Swanepoel’s in a Bikini of the Day

South African Candice Swanepoel proves that if your family owns a plantation, hiring low cost labor, keeps things running smoothly, so that she doesn’t have to get her hands dirty, and they still get to secure their margins..

She is officially the farmer’s daughter, raised on a farm, that I would have been happy to be a slave on, so long as they gave me water and the chance to jerk off to her when she was taking showers….

Not that she spent that much time at home, she fucked off young to be human trafficked through the modeling agency and Victoria’s Secret, but that doesn’t thwart my FARMER’S DAUGHTER, PLANTATION SLAVE, erection…

She is 100 years old now…and she is still fucking hot because when you’re rich and don’t have to work the farm, you don’t rot quite the same way….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel