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Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

2026

18

Jun

J.Lo’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

There comes a point in every woman’s life where her asshole behind thong gives me flashbacks of working as an orderly at an old folks home on shit shift…

That’s diaper changing, ass wiping level of traumatizing…

The way a vagina should never be seen if you want to ever have a normal sex life or needs….

There comes a point in time in every woman’s life where her vagina is better kept under wraps in that diaper…

J.Lo trying to be hot, pushing her senior citizen dementia ass like she was still in her 20s sucking DIDDY DICK to get to the next level on celebrity game is not that hot…

But she does look better than most old ass women her age, so that’s the silver lining…..to match her silver hair roots…which I call the TRUTH under this COSPLAY LIE…

What happened to just taking the month and running? These egos are too annoying…

Posted in:J.Lo

2026

18

Jun

Thong and Tanlines on a Thursday of the Day

Thongs and Tanlines motherfuckers…

You thought tanlines alone were the best thing ever…

Then you realized you could have THONG tanlines to highlight the good parts and realized…NO! That is the best thing ever…

Posted in:Thong

2026

17

Jun

Millie Bobby Boner Giver of the Day

Millie Bobby Boner Jovi boner giver is pretty committed to giving her nerd fans boners through content she produces for her direct to consumer brand that surely makes her money.

Not all whoring takes place on OnlyFans, some of it is handed out for free, designed to go viral or get clicks and convert sales…

With a creepy nerd Stranger Things fan-base that have been creepily obsessed with her since before she got tits, it is probably easy to generate those views with the tits.

Her tits are really the only interesting thing about her and she knows it, but I am aware that tits are the only interesting thing on all women most of the time.

Otherwise, she wouldn’t be aggressively using them in her marketing efforts, she’s also using her fat pussy definition in tight pants, in these porny poses, unless being jerked off is her fetish…

Posted in:Millie Bobby Brown

2026

17

Jun

In Tragic News, I Missed a Rachel Bilson Bikini Selfie of the Day

Rachel Bilson was a big deal back in 2002, or whenever the fuck the OC came out.

I’ve watched the OC at least 3 times since I watched it when it came out and it’s a perfect fucking show.

Summer, played by Bilson was the big titty friend to Marissa Cooper, played by crackhead Mischa Barton, and she was everything you’d want her to be in a post 90s series.

She disappeared in 2008, when the guy from Star Wars abducted and bread her in Canada, where we assume she lived in a cage.

So our Rachel Bilson experience was cut short.

When she could have taken the tits onto a Jennifer Aniston kind of career, the tits from TV becoming tits in cheesy movies….

She lived in a barn in Canada….

They split in 2017, too little too late, she was already old, washed up and forgotten…

However, she still has the tits…

So the now 40-something, who was once the 20-something it-girl, before throwing it all away…posted a mom bikini selfie for clickbait back in MAY and we as in ME because there is just one of me missed it…because I generally forget that Bilson exists..

If middle-aged bikinis are your thing…here it is…

She also had her cleavage out at some other event…

Posted in:Rachel Bilson

2026

17

Jun

Dua Lipa Got Married and is in a Bikini of the Day

Dua Lipa is a product of Russian spam bots and manipulation of the algorithms of the internet, because her dad was some Albanian nerd who worked in marketing in early enough internet, which is when the fake views and fake traffic and fake comments really allowed you to game the system and get legitimate traffic.

I know people who were buying fake views on monetized YOUTUBE videos, making hundreds of thousands of dollars for pennies, all because they scammed with fake views and google didn’t catch on…

Those people should have been me, but apparently they were DUA LIPA, who luckily enough had an appeal that connected with real peopole, even if they were retarded people, they were still real, and her TikTok soundtracks secured her place in the world….all DIGITAL ALL THE TIME.

Anyway, she got married, I think she’s got a bit of a tranny look to her, like she should have a beard, but she seems to have hips and a waist, which trannies rarely have, so the pussy in the bathing suit may be a pussy and not a good tucking….

That’s the kind of thing I consider important news..

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Posted in:Dua Lipa

2026

17

Jun

Candice Swanepoel’s in a Bikini of the Day

South African Candice Swanepoel proves that if your family owns a plantation, hiring low cost labor, keeps things running smoothly, so that she doesn’t have to get her hands dirty, and they still get to secure their margins..

She is officially the farmer’s daughter, raised on a farm, that I would have been happy to be a slave on, so long as they gave me water and the chance to jerk off to her when she was taking showers….

Not that she spent that much time at home, she fucked off young to be human trafficked through the modeling agency and Victoria’s Secret, but that doesn’t thwart my FARMER’S DAUGHTER, PLANTATION SLAVE, erection…

She is 100 years old now…and she is still fucking hot because when you’re rich and don’t have to work the farm, you don’t rot quite the same way….

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2026

17

Jun

Weirdly Shaped Kylie Jenner Does Stretches on a Yacht of the Day

Kylie Jenner is on some yacht, I guess it’s billionaire yacht season in Europe right now and Kylie’s a fucking billionaire thanks to the internet or social media being a direct to consumer infomercial replacement…SHAM FUCKING WOW scam…

She’s on her yacht with some stripper looking pilates instructor who is probably on her payroll and has to pretend she’s her friend…

The are doing some stretching, pussy stretching, in her tight shorts…..

But her body is so fucking weirdly jacked up with whatever the family doctor who cut off Bruce’s dick did to her to make her seemingly hot to so many weird internet people…

So maybe the pilates is just her loosening up the silicon hips or ass they gave her….

It’s not hot to me, but some of you may like fucking kitchen garbage….because it is fleshy, moist and smells like the only pussy you know…

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Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2026

17

Jun

Wet Spot Wednesday of the Day

Wednesday is typically known as Survivor Night in these parts…

Then there’s the whole HUMP DAY shit, which I’ve hated for as long as I can because it’s always some smug-faced asshole mainstreamer who is like “happy hump day” with that fucking smirk on his asshole face….

Then there’s the whole sexual harassment uptight bitches who wish you a happy hump day, sometimes in a professional setting, then get mad when you pull out your dick and start stroking….leading to financial collapse, being fired and being un-hireable for the rest of your life, like the scarlet letter on your forehead from taking a bitch up on her HUMP DAY offer…

DONT BE HAPPY HUMP DAYING ME unless you are prepared to having your leg mounted like you work at a dog rescue, with unruly and horny street dogs who don’t know proper etiquette…

ANYWAY…

So to keep things on WEDNESDAY perverse and in-line with the whole jerking off on a wednesday, we focus on WET SPOT WEDNESDAYS, which make more sense than WEDNESDAY being the MIDDLE of the week, therefore the hump in the week, therefore, humping inanimate objects if not quite what they want of you..

Posted in:Wet Spot

2026

16

Jun

No So Super Milly Alcock at SUPERGIRL Event of the Day

I am really only posting this because her name is AL COCK…as in Al’s COCK…more like ALL COCK…cuz she’s got the look of a teenage boy.

In the event you don’t know, because I didn’t know, Milly Alcock is the ugly girl they cast as Super Girl because they want you to sexualize ugly girls by not giving you the option to sexualize hot girls because they don’t cast hot girls in anything…

It’s all part of the conspiracy to turn you gay…or to get ugly girls laid…I don’t know, but ugly girls have been having sex since the dawn of time, it’s never an accomplishment for an ugly girl to get laid, since she has the whole vagina thing. There will always be a dude willing to stick the dick in….and sometimes multiple times…it’s a skillset that all men possess if they choose to fuck instead of jerking off.

That doesn’t mean we need to give ugly girls more hype than they already have by putting them on TV SCREENS…

This is some SUPERGIRL event that she’s at because she is SUPER GIRL…

CAN YOU BELIEVE this is who they used for SUPER GIRL?

She looks like nerd from High School who listens to 70s glam rock….cross dressing for his Taylor Momsen Costume on Halloween….

She is Australian and has a bit of that SWEENEY retard face the actors have now, making me assume she’s from the Australian cloning facility…but without the tits…on some ZENDAYA for Spiderman shit tit…only SUPERGIRL.

SUPER GIRL MORE LIKE SUPER UGLY GIRL…right…

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Posted in:Milly Alcock

2026

16

Jun

Joey King Looking Like a Swamp Monster Coming Out ofher Car of the Day

I don’t know if busted down, broken down, beat up looking pasty white chicks with badly dyed red hair is your thing….but if it is, you’d love French Canadian chain smoking grannies because they all look like this as they sweat and drop cigarette ash into the poutine sauce…

It’s not quite the look you’d want from an overhyped child star that they’ve tried to package as a hot chick…

Looking like some sort of creature all hunched over and monstrous…like some kind of reptilian who has never seen the sun…but the again the reptilian overlords are responsible for the entertainment industry, so they all look like this when their shapeshifting spells are turned off..

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Posted in:Joey King