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2026

05

Oct

Megan Fox Boner Killer for Boner Pills of the Day

Ro Sparks is unfortunately a little confused because they used Megan Fox for a BONER PILL campaign….

You see, they are boner medication provider for people who can’t get their dicks up and are too lazy to go to the gas station, or to the actual doctor for a prescription.

The brand is a very rich brand, they have legitimized BONER pills…and monetized as hard as PFIZER made you hard before the MRNA vaccine gave you weird super cancers…

They aren’t realizing that the erectile dysfunction is 90 percent the fault of the fat wife you’re not able to fuck because she disgusts you and now that she’s finally got a sex drive, you want nothing to do with that shit, forcing you to watch hot chicks and take boner pills to pull through..

ANYWAY….

MEGAN FOX was cast in their ad, she looks like shit, and sure, the average age of someone with BONER Problems, not from PORN ADDICTION, but just the average target market, may have been us, the creeps who creeped on Megan Fox when she itted she was transgender….20 years ago…

The McConaughey philosophy from that movie I can’t about the high school graduation of “We get older and they stay the same age” still applies, even if we aren’t allowed to discuss it.

Meaning, we liked FOX at 20-25, not 55 jacked up trying to cosplay being 20-25….sure there’s a NOVELTY factor to her existence because she is Megan Fox….but not to prevent BONERS…

MAYBE, they should have used her unreleased slutty selfies from 20 years ago instead of making her an ambassador…

I guess SWEENEY wasn’t available, or was TOO expensive, so they went for the hair in the bottle of the public shower drain….

She looks like a bootleg Kardashian with the fake hips…not doing much for the her being a tranny rumors…

Posted in:Megan Fox

2026

05

Oct

Mikey Madison Has Some Tit of the Day

Mikey Madison is the actress who discredits the Academy Awards because they gifted her one a few years ago for playing a stripper in some piece of shit movie. She wasn’t even a very good stripper. If anything, she probably should have used that training to move to Vegas to become an actual stripper, because after that performance, she should have dipped out of the whole acting thing to chase the real money.

Unfortunately, they stamp of approvaled her, so she’s HERE to stay, I mean an Oscar Winner, retarded.

Anyway, in being an Oscar Winning actress, Aaron Sorkin has given her a job in ANOTHER Mark Zuckerberg movie, where she plays a WHISTLEBLOWER who exposed FACEBOOK for prioritizing profit or SAFETY, by amplifying hate speech, division and fucking with TEEN mental health and BODY image…

BORING…

I don’t think this needed to be a movie, since everyone lives this social media bullshit and don’t fucking care.

The Whistleblower, I googled, fucked off to Puerto Rico to evade taxes and work in CRYPTO…sounds SUSPICIOUS…making a movie about something literally NO ONE cared about also suspicious…

But stripper Mikey who isn’t a stripper….but should be…has tits.

CLICK HERE

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2026

05

Oct

Jennifer Lawrence Eating a Corn Dog of the Day

I don’t spend any time on Social Media intentionally. I’d rather not be influenced by the AI algorithms that control most of your retard minds…

I did see a few comments on these J.Law pictures, now that she’s on Instagram, because she knows it’s where the money is at and if she wants to continue earning, manipulating her audience directly, maybe one day launching an OnlyFans to get her hot tits paid for their nudes, instead of just getting some asshole who hacked them prison time…..she needs social media…

Some of the comments were pretty embarrassing, like these men don’t realize what being a man is, as they drool over celebrity corn dog eating, because it’s a phallus in her mouth, all mustard dripping down her whore chin, or some shit..

Dudes are like “don’t are at these pics too long, it will make your heart melt”….and other sucking up comments that will never get them any respect from the actress, who likely doesn’t to her social media, she has a team for that.

It’s actually sad to see.

I prefer the raging angry nerds who are mad that they’ll never fuck her, or that she thinks she is important, since society has decided she is important and pays her like she is important, thus is likely important…

The angry nerd calling a bitch a fat pig, which I guess has been my whole hustle, WAY funnier than fucking half english love letters, poetry or HAIKUS….

Seeing a dude call a celebrity vagina a fat whore, HILARIOUS….begging her to be their bride…SAD…

Now, some corn dog dick suck cosplay fetish…..

Posted in:Jennifer Lawrence

2026

02

Oct

Miley Cyrus Titties Out of the Day

Whether these are new or old don’t matter.

Miley Cyrus is back in the mix, releasing new music, and it will be a matter of time before she realizes that people were far more interested in her when she was tits out, vagina out, tongue out and not in an ONLYFANS way, more in a chaotic, mental case, meltdown kind of way, that made her lots of money and helped her break her DiSNEY KID shackles..

I am always ready for Miley to do her FREE nudes, no need for LEAKED nudes or MONETIZED PAY WALL nudes, just a straight up – HERE YOU GO FOOLS…exhibitionism for marketing, a pure enough intention cuz it’s free! Doing it for the love of the gifting her nudes….even though she monetizes indirectly.

That’s the classic shamelessness we loved, girls being sluts for the residual effect, the collateral damage, the REBOUND, the LIKES AND FOLLOWS they can later monetize, rather than a “PAY ME 10 dollars to see my nipple”…laziness.

Posted in:Miley Cryus|Miley Cyrus

2026

02

Oct

Amelia Gray Hamlin has Nipples of the Day

Lisa Rina’s daughter was raised by a family that were low hanging fruit in the Hollywood machine.

I am sure there were many hollywood rich kids who had parents that were far more embarrassing than Harry Hamlin and Lisa Rina, but no one pays attention to those they are better than, instead the fixate on those who are at the top of the food chain.

There are low levels like the Kardashians, but the Kardashians are still a big deal these other low lives idolize because people are watching them and they are getting paid…

Then there are kids of actual celebs, producers, power players….

Leaving Amelia Gray on the fucking sidelines…

Luckily, her mother took a page from the Kardsahians, exploited herself in reality TV and gave her daughters the chance to cosplay as models, like the Jenners and the Baldwins, and whoever else was in their circle…

So now Gray Hamlin, probably not named after the color of her mom’s pussy lips, but you never know what happened the day of her birth…..

Can go to fashion events with her tits exposed…

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Amelia Hamlin

2026

02

Oct

Mandy Rose and Paige VanZant Took a Shower of the Day

Paige VanZant is the legit fighter who left the UFC to produce porn for her pervert fans.

It’s easy fucking money, especially since UFC fans are pretty fucking retarded and would buy into seeing their fighter pussy being slutty….

It could have been a brain injury decision to go that route, but it’s likely more about the fucking money bro….plus exhibitionism turns some women on…

Then there’s Mandy Rose, who was a less legit fighter, but who was in the WWE which appeals to an even weirder fan base than the UFC.

One that is more stunted and retarded, literally retarded, because they like watching a soap opera built round play fighting.

She quick her WWE contract to focus on smut, because it paid more and was a great opportunity to use her trashy fake tits for their intended puspose, you know, before they went WWE, they were just FLORIDA and ready to work a titty bar…

Naturally, the two would unite and bond over their decision, leveraging both their fanbases, for some break the internet kind of shower, that didn’t break the internet, it happed a week ago and this is the first I am hearing about it.

Posted in:Mandy Rose|Paige Van Zant

2026

02

Oct

Jaime Pressly May Still be Worth Jerking Off To of the Day

Last month Jaime Pressly, not Elvis’ child bride or daughter, but rather a known drunk who was kicked out of hotel for causing a disturbance just last month…

She has previously been seen pissing on the sidewalk outside of swanky Hollywood restaurant, which in and of itself is fucking awesome.

You see, what we are missing in this era of celebrity is real scandal, or at least real people who just don’t give a fuck in their success and riches.

I’m not saying Jaime Pressly is all that successful or rich, I think her only real acting role was in MY NAME IS EARL….but she was some hot chick with a drinking problem, DUIs, public intoxication and TITS…

I’m into it, even though she’s 100 fucking years old..

She does OF…

Posted in:Jaime Pressly

2026

02

Oct

Sydney Sweeney Tits of the Day

In case you forgot, Sydney Sweeney’s still got her tits..

Now, I can understand why someone who is married to a bitch for a few years or more, only fucking the same pussy for a few years or more, would find seeing his wife in lingerie to be thrilling.

It’s like she’ taken her baby shit stained smock off for a fucking minute and decided to find her sex appeal that’s been lost….and she’s doing it for you, not her boyfriend at work, a fucking win…

I don’t understand the appeal of lingerie with an overrated set of TV tits, that we’ve already seen 100 fucking times in her various TV acting roles, making the whole Lingerie an obstacle gettin the fuck in the way of the tits.

It’s offensive, but clearly SWEENEY’s making money off this yeast infection looking low budget looking lingerie…

Posted in:Sydney Sweeney

2026

02

Oct

Katy Perry Keeps on Trying of the Day

Katy Perry is the unelected queen of Canada, you don’t elect your monarchy, they just sort of exist as the rule you…

So I can’t really say anything negative about the clunky old pop star….

Her husband, the King of Canada put in some totally insane hate speech laws that will get a motherfucker arrested if it is deemed to be hate speech from a tribunal of very biased people.

It’s a little dystopian, but you already knew that as all these 45 year old celebrities that people jacked off to in their 20s, still act like they are in their 20s, instead of just disappearing with their pile of money.

I don’t find it cute to play this whole thing up, it’s a grow the fuck up and spend your days investing in new young hot talent that you can mentor, not that Katy Perry ever really had what one would call the “IT FACTOR”…

She is the kind of celebrity you’d probably not notice in the grocery store.

She has the benefit of being totally anonymous, so long as she doesn’t cause a scene every where she goes.

She’s made it, but no one actually likes her or her music.

Its marketing baby dressed a bit like a fetishized baby, not because it’s halloween, but because these are weird people…and I find it really creepy to watch it unfold, like watching a mental retardation..

Posted in:Katy Perry

2026

01

Oct

Tate McRae Strategically Topless and Holding her Boobs of the Day

Tate McRae is a huge pop star. She is straight from the pages of a child dance reality show, so you know her audience are a bunch of creeps that have probably been there longer than they should. She is no longer a child dance reality show star, but has been packaged as a pop star.

In being packaged as a pop star, she’s proved yet again that the mass market are a bunch of idiots who can be won over, manipulated and turned into drone idiots who buy into what the are being sold.

She is currently in some weird half nude, erotic shoot, that reminds me of the time I tried to photoshop my friend’s face on a bikini model, my friend being a 45 year old man at the time….not that I have friends, but it was a simpler time…

That face, there’s just something about it that makes me thing these pics would be better cropped tight…

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Posted in:Tate McRae