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Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

2026

19

Oct

Victoria’s Secret Show Pretends to be Back of the Day

I had no idea the Victoria’s Fashion show was making a comeback yesterday, but apparently 20 million people watched it, so I guess that would mean that people seemed to know and care that Victoria’s Secret was attempting a comeback.

I am the kind of motherfucker who olds a grudge, so when they decided to turn their back on the hot chicks, and go woke to try to accommodate the fat lesbians of the internet, I was personally offended.

You don’t take a cultural event that relied on hot chicks being human trafficked from wherever the fuck they came from to wear lingerie for a multi-billion dollar mall brand run by some pervert in Ohio…

Anyway….

They’re comeback did feature a transgendered, a few famous fatties, the Hadids but overall, was a comeback tour or high school reunion for all their aged out models…coming together for one more time after decades apart….

So hotties from 20 years ago, like Swanpoel, Lima…Palvin Mommy Milkers 6 weeks post pregnancy,

Hosk’s GIANT Mommy Milk filled tits, a few months post pregnancy..

I mean Elsa and Candice are the hottest they have..

Ambrosio, Ashley Graham after Ozempic, and a bunch of other botox faces came out in their underwear..

Irina Shayk was there, she had no where else to be, her home country is in a WAR…

Iris Law, Jude Law’s model daughter was there:

They had country tits Megan Moroney and AI music Tate McRae who’s mom clearly sucked a lot of fuck to make her the Gen Z starlet that they are using to lure in the youngs as the musical guests…

They had Kylie Diaper Jenner wearing the 50 million dollar bra…because when you’re a billionaire – dreams can come true, or bought!

They had Rosie Huntington Stathem make an appearance 20 years after her first time….and she looked pretty fit…

They had a lot of old goose necks and tight faces, instead of sourcing new talent…There’s a lot of women looking a lot like their transgender model….

The whole thing, less of a cultural event as it once was, but at least they are trying to make that comeback they deserve for giving us jerk off material since the 80s or 90s…

It does feel like a weird tribute to the mid 2000s-2010 glory days of the VS show mattering, but at least they are trying.

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They used to be the source of fresh (period) blood, now they are just tenderizing menopause sludge, hoping it es!

Posted in:Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

2026

19

Oct

Charlize Theron Gives Boners Again of the Day

Charlize Theron is apparently trending on the internet because of this outfit she wore to some Academy of bullshit event that is only for important people and seeing as you aren’t important people, just look at the tits…

She hit a rough patch over the last decade or so, where she was a rotted out version of herself.

You know, the kind of ZOMBIE, back from the dead, with flesh falling off in various places version of the Charlize Theron the people fell in love with when she wasn’t 100 fucking years old and fat….

Luckily, she found the right mix of ozempic and botox to push her old lady, manly jaw, back into our lives.

I always liked Charlize Theron, back when she was naked in Playboy before really breaking through in the industry from her sheer motivation when sucking dick to break through in the industry, because I always thought she killed her own father before running off to America to hide, leaving her mother to take the fall for her, but letting her grace the world with her most memorable roles, none of which I can besides her Playboy shoot….

Yes, she won an Oscar for Monster…where the hot South African white colonizer played Florida trash…but other than that, I don’t think I’ve ever seen any of her movies…

MEMORABLE tits though…

Anyway, she’s going viral, who fucking knows why…

Posted in:Charlize Theron

2026

16

Oct

Victoria Justice in Zombie Fetish Gear for Chips Ahoy of the Day

I assume that Chips Ahoy cookies are marketing themselves to kids, so they used an outdated child star, which doesn’t make all that much sense, so maybe, they are actually targeting fat lonely 30 somethings who were brainwashed into not having kids, but who still watch kids TV shows, from their couch, because they are stunted babies…

Which keeps Victoria Justice, the NICKELODEON star relevant, hireable and someone Chips Ahoy wants at their event, to appeal to the lonely losers in their shitty apartments, or parent’s houses, being useless eaters….the carbs give them dopamine hits their SSRIs don’t…

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2026

16

Oct

Charli XCX in her Underwear of the Day

Charli XCX is not named after Charlie and the Chocolate factory, she just looks like she’s been part of a Mr Beast viral challenge that involves eating the entire chocolate factory, cuz she’s fat.

Despite bouncing around on stage, doing far more than 10,000 steps a day, she manages to have a gun that hangs over her panty shorts…

Maybe it is self preservation of her tits, knowing fitness will kill her number 1 asset and tit lovers are into gunts…

Maybe it is just laziness thanks to having made it, having tons of fame, success and money…whether she deserves it or not, she wanted it, and that’s half the fucking requirement in GETTING it…

She is apparently the product of a stage parent, her dad Jon Aitchison was apparently a talent booker at a venue and when Charli too to Myspace, they mortgaged the house to record her first album and he took it upon himself to make her a thing….because behind every celebrity is a psychotic father with a dream, out there telling her to USE her big half INDIAN titties for views…CREEPY…

Posted in:Charli XCX

2026

16

Oct

Irina Shayk Wears Panties Under her Gym Clothing of the Day

My only friend is a male hair dresses named Stefan, who claims he’s into women and does the whole hair dressing business to get access to the pussy…by pretending he’s gay and that the woman he is seducing is the one who is going to break him out of gayness and turn him onto pussy….

It’s a huge commitment, living the life of a fag all to get pussy, but motherfucker does it….and 75 year old ladies getting their white hair dyed a cheap french Canadian orange end up feeling good about themselves, you know doing their own version of a GAY CONVERSION…

Anyway, he’s been sending me consistent content around the Shane Gillis SNL monologue where he called Gym Girls Whores, something we’ve known forever, all skimpy shorts, skimpy outfits, tits out, pussy eating the shorts, nothing new or exciting, if anything the only motivation to get to the gym…

Since it became a viral trend, the female hive mind decided to protest the comment, embracing their whoredom, validating the whoredom, claiming it’s misogyny to think it’s whorish for your massive pussy to exposed through your shorts….when they are just doing it to get attention, to show off the pussy, not to protest anything, cuz they know at their core that they are whores…

It’s not that interesting, but Twitter seems to think it is and it seems Irina Shayk is ing the conversation, by showing us she’s not a whore in her fitness gear, unlike most fitness girls she wears panties…

I assume, it’s due to her constant faucet drip issue she’s got since fucking KANYE…or LEO….or BRAD. COOPER…or RONALDO….she’s fucked them all…but she’s a MODEL not a whore…to assume models are whores, selling their bodies, is MISOGYNY and/or FACTS…

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2026

16

Oct

Jodie Marsh of the Day

Do you Jodie Marsh?

Is this an example of Men age like wine, women age like bread?

Or is it more an example of how rough can get when you’re a titty model who ages out….

Or is this actually something that turns you on because she looks like she is transitioning and hormonally, she may be…since you’re into chicks with dicks after porn destroyed your sense of normalcy…

Posted in:Jodie Marsh

2026

16

Oct

Eiza Gonzalez Playing the Hot Chick of the Day

It is funny how angry proud americans get at the Mexicans who hang out at home depot, undocumented, but looking for menial work that Americans don’t want to do, so they hire an illegal at a discount…

They go fucking nuts about the undocumented worker cleaning the shit stained sheets at some ghetto ass motel these Americans wouldn’t even stay in if their car broke down and it was the only option….

They generally don’t get mad at hot undocumented strippers or whores either, instead marry them to gift them the green card, but they still get so fucking enraged by the border jumpers….

But then Mexicans like Eiza Gonzalez come along and they all just start jerking off and forget their ion….

Sure, Eiza isn’t undocumented, she’s gone the legitimate channels because she’s a rich actress, now presented as a top dog in Hollywood…

We respect the rule followers who go through immigration properly, mainly when they are hot….

They follow the rules like the Eastern European influencer sex worker who go her O-1 visa for her exceptional abililities….PHOTOSHOPPED magazine spreads…she is a published model…

But yeah, nothing wrong with hating Eiza Gonzalez for moving to america and stealing your fucking dreams…

There is only one person to cast for the roles she’s been cast in…and they are choosing her instead of AMERICANS…

That should enrage you, instead you’re just happy she’s not fat, overeating, botched from all the surgery, while wearing a skirt that is see through…

PERVERTS…are very inclusive people…

Posted in:Eiza Gonzalez|Eiza González

2026

16

Oct

Sweeney Jumps Rope of the Day

I guess the key to being the tits people jerk off to, the high paid tits of Hollywood that everyone is excited about, you have to stay fit.

NO FATTIES allowed…

So skipping in a leotard, fat pussy print and big tits included, is the way to do it….

If the outfit isn’t being eating by the pussy while being too small to contain the tits, then it’s not an outfit woth wearing..

Posted in:Sydney Sweeney

2026

15

Oct

Katie Sigmond is an Influencer of the Day

There are some women out there who do not want to be sexualized to get ahead, then there are girls who realize that’s the way to the fucking top of the food chain….

Katie Sigmond is not one of the uglies who is mad that she is being sexualized, because she produces content that she wants people to jerk off to.

I am pretty old and my inverted penis doesn’t work, so this kind of staged instagram selfie is zero hot to me.

I figure, if there’s no video of them fisting themselves, it’s hard to get lured into jerking off to them.

Instead, it’s just more shameless attention seeking content on Zuckerberg’s instagram….

A platform that pretends it isn’t porn, because there’s non sexualized content on it, but for the most part, it’s bitches trying to be as popular as Katie Sigmond, who has apparently won at the internet thanks to a fat ass she shows off…

The fat instagram model in self produced content where they pretend to be Glamour models may be boring, but thank god it exists, otherwise we’d be jerking off to ankles like they did in the 1800s Victoria era when they were too pussy to go to the brothel..

Posted in:Katie Sigmond'

2026

14

Oct

Sydney Sweeney Goes Out in Disguise of the Day

For those of you who find Sydney Sweeney really offensive to look at when she doesn’t have her tits out….

You know, because she made a career for herself with the tits out and not pulling them out is just vindictive, nasty, negativity we want nothing to do with…

But also because she’s got a pretty wonky eyed big teeth face that for some reasons is being marketed as HOT chick, since it makes people like Bezos money…

You would probably prefer if her disguise was a BROWN PAPER BAG…you know the kind you use on girls you prefer to fuck from behind, even though the tits are on the front, but the FACE…that FACE it scares you…

Anyway, she put on a wig and went to an amusement part where she pretended to be amongst the normies at the amusement park, for content that doesn’t showcase her tits..

She’s obviously trying to market herself as being more than just tits by challenging us in content that doesn’t feature her tits…some humanizing shit that is absolutely offensive, demoralizing, inappropriate and possibly evil..

KEEP THE TITS OUT BRO..DO IT FOR THE PEOPLE…

Someone clearly needs to have a SIT DOWN with her social media team!

Posted in:Sydney Sweeney