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Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

2026

22

Apr

Kylie Jenner’s Porny Pics of the Day

I was just thinking how sad I was for Mapquest, Blackberry BBM, Flickr and all the other billion dollar brands that faded into obscurity because Google, Meta and Apple sodomized them.

Then I ed that in that era, the birth of the KARDASHIAN’s digital empire was born. Watching Parish Hilton profit from porn, doing the spreading ground work for her own porn, only to make the entire family individually billion dollar brands….

So that the young one, probably born in the peak of early 2000s, in Mapquest’s heyday…..Kylie was shat out….and look at her now, trained billionaire producing her own kind of porn, fake tits out, muppet face, redefining beauty standards, turning chicks ugly with every injection they get.

Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2026

21

Apr

Eiza Gonzalez’s Racy Ass Shot of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez is apparently one of the hottest that Hollywood has to offer.

They imported her from Mexico and for some reasons she speaks english better than Sofia Vergara, making me think that Sofia Vergara’s accent is all bullshit and part of her act. She was probably born in New Jersey and does this whole Latin Sex Pot thing as part of her circus act…

Anyway, this isn’t about Vergara’s old lady tits, it’s about Gonzalez’s ass, which she has pushed out in a skimpy bikini so that you can see her fitness or her surgery, since she’s basically botched, in a way that works, but that is still botched…

People find her hot because they are told to find her hot, so staring at her ass isn’t a bad thing….it’s just going along with it.

Riveting, I know, I wrote this drivel….keyboard ejaculate…

Posted in:Eiza Gonzalez

2026

21

Apr

Bella Thorne’s Built In Panty Pants of the Day

Bella Thorne may have worn a pair of leather pants with some leather panty feature designed into it, for that 90s whaletail, thong pulled up over the hips with the low-rise jeans on….and the whole thing makes me think that Bella Thorne needs a far more breathable fabric because her constant greasy face, looking like she smells like pizza and feces, or maybe pizza feces…either way, she’s dirty and not just in her victim of sexual assault materialized as sexual deviance and promiscuity, even if that’s all just an act and party of her pushing the ONLYFANS slut agenda for her pervert handlers into every girl producing and monetizing nudes…

Thorne runs an ONLYFANS agency with her mom that recruited Denise Richards, Carmen Electra and other old time sexpots to get on the platform…whoring is a family business.

Thorne has more than just panty pants that suffocate her pussy that needs airing out, she’s also got tits…

Posted in:Bella Thorne

2026

21

Apr

Kaia Gerber’s Bikini Time of the Day

Kaia Gerber has been raised by Cindy Crawford, so she knows the value of over-fitness and starving herself.

We can assume that genetics play a bit of a role in her skinny, but for the most part this is discipline instilled by the mother at a young age because having a fatty would be a nightmare.

Cindy Crawford was considered plus-size in her timeline, when Heroin Chic was moving in on us because we like skinny chicks….

So if she had the power to train her offspring to be the skinny chick that inspires future generations, like the skinny chicks of the 90s did, then she’ll commit to the task at hand….

Kaia’s got a tight emaciated body and it is in a bikini at the family’s CABO compound, because Mexico made the dad a near billionaire with tequila…

I like skinny chicks, so it is important to push this messaging on the fatties.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kaia Gerber

2026

21

Apr

Lily Allen Lingerie Porn of the Day

Lily Allen may be producing porn that no one is asking for.

Yes, I realize that lingerie content is not considered porn in this day and age.

But I am old, THUS lingerie content is porn to me.

It is weird that our current society feel the need to share their underwear with the world, I don’t complain about it, but getting a panty flash in the early 90s took a lot of effort, even with the drunken wild sluts.

Now, career women are posting that shit up on their instagram story for their colleagues, family, friends, and clients…

There was a time when even a bikini picture from vacation was considered racy jerk off material from a normal non-porn chick….where they’d be ashamed if the picture was seen by their colleagues, family, friends and clients….but now they are self-producing and posting that shit…

What I am getting at is no one asked for these nudes, like they used to incessantly ask for the nudes, because all these bitches are proactive and self-starters who have already produced the content for us.

We didn’t ask Lily Allen to take Ozempic and decide she’s a hot slut whore at 45….but yet here we are….and it’s not even a scandal because no one cares about Lily Allen naked, or clothed, but we’ll still look at the visible nips because it’s shameless and that’s always fun to judge.

Posted in:Lily Allen

2026

21

Apr

Winnie the Poohing of the Day

Winnie the Poohing is what these weirdo internet people call wearing a shirt and no pants.

It’s a bit of a fetish to the perverts of the internet because no pants means you can see the ass and pussy.

Since the ass and the pussy are the primary region you’re wired to want to fuck, staring at them being aired out is hot.

When calling it Winnie the Pooh, it takes a lot away from being pantsless because you get flashbacks of your childhood watching that honey eating bear and his gang of homies…throwing off focus from the exposed ass and pussy….

Pantsless works just fine for me….

Here’s some pantsless chicks…

Posted in:Pantsless

2026

20

Apr

Sydney Sweeney Whoring in Euphoria of the Day

I guess there’s a fine line between serious actress and whore…which is nothing surprising since I’ve always just assumed all actresses are whores. Some don’t cross the line and do actual porn, because they get lucky and don’t have to, but would if it presented itself as the only option since they love being on camera.

I get that Euphoria, in all its clickbait, low quality, low frequency, have retarded shock value, has been tapping into Sweeney’s inner whore, she’s loved the attention and career it has given her, and now that she’s rich she’s back for a comeback.

Since they turned her character into an whore, stripper, sex worker, cam girl, onlyfans chick, porn chick, part of her serious acting training is to play that character….

It’s not Sweeney, it’s her acting…..

It’s her in CHaracter, not really her, because acting is that schizo and bi-polar, even though they are all the same person in all movies they are in.

Acting isn’t real bro…

Anyway, I won’t watch that lowgrade smut…it’s pandering bullshit and a misuse of shock value and tits willing to whore.

It could be done right, but instead it’s done like this….and yes, she looks like she has that Thyroid disease with those eyes…is it HOSHIMOTOS or something?

That face and that florida mom in her 50s with that overtan cleavage line….

NOT so hot to me.

Posted in:Sydney Sweeney

2026

20

Apr

Kate Mara’s Nipples of the Day

I did a google search because I don’t AI this shit yet, but I fucking would. I mean with 60,000 posts or more, even a half retarded AI could formulate my opinion on these idiots for me, as me and probably better and funnier than me because it could tap into my peak posts….It would be worth looking into so that I could sit back and put this on auto-pilot, never looking at a computer again, while….

It’d probably be my only chance at going viral and getting rich off this shit…

COMPUTERS…

Anyway, I used the demonic force that is google, who could have also made me stupid rich back in 2005 but didn’t…

I found out Kate and Rooney Mara are the great grand kids of the founder of the NY Giants on the dad’s side and the Steelers on the moms side.

Their dad still works at the Giants and likely has ownership and the mom’s family still own the Steelers and she may have some ownership too.

That means she’s NFL Royalty, billionaires, more important to the game than Taylor Swift and with their good fortune, they decided to become respectable relatively high profile actors…

Now into her 40s, Kate, who has had a huge career as an actor, and she apparently has written in all her acting contract that if her teams, either of her teams make it to the Super Bowl, she gets the day off.

She has not one team, but two, that’s retarded old money rich girl from the east coast…

Anyway, she is at an event with her tits out.

She may not think her tits are out because she’s got a shirt on, it’s just lace and see through and there is nipple.

She may look like the actresses who have amputated their tits because they tested positive for the breast cancer gene….only she didn’t get the reconstructive surgery.

It is because she’s a VEGAN….

But I’m into tiny tits, so I’m into this..as much as I can be since it’s Kate Mara and she’s not that hot in part because she’s a VEGAN

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Posted in:Kate Mara

2026

17

Apr

Public Nudity of the Day

Going into the weekend, I figure you should celebrate some public nudity because public nudity is great.

Since you’re not getting to see public nudity, being the loser that you are, and if you were to partake in public nudity again, they’ll actually lock you up in the institution this time….the safer public nudity is the internet kind.

The idea of girls getting naked in public is hot, even when the girls aren’t that hot. It’s daring, it’s edgy, it’s adventurous, it’s exhibitionism…

So here’s some of that….

In a world where they push ugly celebs on us…the non-celebs tend to be the hotter ones.

Posted in:Public Nudity

2026

17

Apr

Old Ass Ambrosio in a Bikini of the Day

You can date this woman by the tattoo on her ass, it’s basically the equivalent of counting rings on a tree trunk, or doing a carbon test on the dinosaur bones they want you to think actually existed….

That ass tattoo is straight from the mid-90s….and disgusting….and Ambrosio behaving like this at her age is arguably also disgusting, if you are offended by old sluts living their young slut life, despite being old.

Since she’s not fat, there’s really no reason for her to grow out of the half naked whoring….at least not yet, even if menopause and her pissing herself tells a different story.

She is giving us an illusion….DAVID COPPERFIELD…and I got nothing better to do than look…it’s like when you see those street buskers put on a show for the tourists and they all surround him to see what he is up to….because we’ve got nothing better to do…

This is nothing better to do.

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio