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2026

27

Apr

Jojo’s Titty Top of the Day

When this site started 22 years ago, Jojo was one of those teen child stars that the perverts of the internet were jerking off to, or eagerly waiting for her to turn 18 so that they could jerk off to her.

It wasn’t entirely their fault, the media sexualized these teens and the mindless retard normie can control how he reacts to the propaganda.

Due to my obvious autism, I never really got manipulated by the media and propaganda, so I didn’t understand why Jojo was a thing that people wanted to jerk off to on her 18th birthday. If anything, I her being a bit basic and dykey.

ANYWAY, she disappeared with a black boyfriend for a long time, she made a comeback what must be 8 years ago at this point, but the last 6 years are really a blur in our timeline, so it feels like just yesterday when she decided to re-enter the pop culture entertainment industry….getting her gay fans really excited because they never gave up on the TRIPLE THREAT TEEN TALENT…..

AND….

MOST IMPORTANTLY…

She hard launched her presence on the scene with an accidental tit flash working out at home on her IG live….

ONLY TO REVEAL…she has massive tits.

Finally making herself more interesting to me…

She has since done nothing much with those tits, maybe some lingerie modeling, some bikini posing like the whores of instagram do…but nothing like the titty flash.

She just went to an event with her fat tit out in a weird top and I figure it’s not that interesting, but is anything really interesting at all in this world where we have constant harassment, abuse and distractions from this internet thing, so many tits, what’s another titty top really…so spoiled with tits.

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2026

27

Apr

Sydney Sweeney’s Masked Look of the Day

Sweeney is the over-exposed, over saturated, over promoted set of tits that they’ve decided Gen Z or the internet as a whole love.

She’s blonde and has big tits, it’s been a winning formula since the dawn of time, human nature isn’t going to shift from that due to woke homo propaganda…

She’s not the hottest out there, but she’s got the tits.

She’s a little dog-faced, with ceiling eyes that make her look tired or like she’s a fetal alcohol baby. She’s potentially one of them brown paper bag types who look better masked.

Since she’s whoring herself for Bezos and their lingerie brand, cashing in on the retard audience, she produces her own kind of lingerie smut.

It seems se realizes she looks better in a mask…but unfortunately she didn’t go fully masked, because with a face like hers a MASCOT mask would be ideal…or even one of those silicone masks that could make her look like a hot chick…

Either way, she’s half naked…

AND…she knows she’s dog-faced…

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2026

24

Apr

Pig Faced Rihanna Whoring her Ass for her Panty Collection of the Day

Rihanna has always had a stupid looking face. She had a dumb sort of look to her, like if you were to ask her a question she’d squeal back at you like an angry mute, probably while masturbating, because you know mentally handicapped are horny.

So her stupid looking face looks substantially more piggish than it has previously, WE call it the CHRISTIE TEIGEN effect…and I guess it’s the whole aging process…

She has a panty line, not in her tight pants, but an actual line of panties that she sells to the people and that made her a billionaire thanks to the retards of the internet.

If it made her a billionaire, than her pimps made more billions than she did in these scheme…..

Since she did panties as her brand, it requires her getting into panties for the content they use to push the brand, because keeping Rihanna the face is key to the success of the brand.

She is arguably not new to whoring, we have been told about her being an underage prostitute working the Karaoke bars of Barbados before being exported to the USA where a group of rich guys manufactured her into something huge….and not just physically huge, that fat ass came later, after multiple births…

She has never been that compelling or hot to me, never very talented, but they spun it and now you get to see her ass whoring product in her middle-aged, just what you were hoping for since they seem unable to find the NEXT Rihanna and continue to focus on the granny aged Rihanna….

BORING…but lingerie…on a huge pop star…LITERALLY..

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2026

24

Apr

Hailey Bieber at Time 100 of the Day

Hailey Bieber is a beauty brand billionaire because of the power of retards on the internet…

Helping these retards take over the consumer product industry by making shitty brands that the bigger companies need to eat up to stay relevant….and they eat them by throwing money at them.

Thanks to the retard internet making the retard Bieber into a billionaire through her retard brand, the media has to cover the phenomenon by pretending these retards are actually brilliant and not a product of retards of the internet….

So Bieber lands the TIME 100 event, where she is one of TIME magazines’ most interesting, I assume….I didn’t google it but you can.

She brought her botched muppet retard face….that has been BOTCHED pretty hard for a barely 30 year old, but what else is she to do with her BALDWIN head and all her money.

What she didn’t do was pull out her cock, which would have explained the tranny face, in some big reveal.

It would have gone viral, it would have been a great opportunity that is now lost…

It would have justified her hard jawline….

It would explain why Bieber married her, knowing he’s a BATTY BOY…

Opportunity lost…

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2026

24

Apr

Julianne Hough is a Mormon Gone Wild of the Day

It is not all that shocking that a girl raised Mormon, would come out of that seemingly oppressive state, especially after learning hot to fuck as a child bride, ending up in Hollywood with her boyfriend, lover and brother, Derek, to be the pervert that is Julianne Hough.

She may have left the church, but she’s never shed the need to have dozens of children, she just the kind of girl who can’t have kids to ruin her body and her freedom, so she does the act of getting cummed in often, but through medical intervention, so doesn’t actually get pregnant in the process….

That’s all rumors obviously, I mean, the stories of Ryan Seacrest being an anal addict on cocaine that I’ve heard could all be lies…and Hough was huffing Seacrest at her peak…so it would only make sense she was on that program too…

What I do know, because I can see it, is that the dancer is in a bodysuit and it’s all so perverted to those of us into clothing that touches TITS ASS AND PUSSY at the same time….NAUGHTY BODYSUIT…

This is the kind of outfit you’d expect to see worn by a girl looking for cock to get her pregnant, but I am also the kind of guy who thinks that a girl’s slutty outfit is a solid defence for an accused rapist. That doesn’t mean I condone rape or rapists, it just means, if you play with fire you may get burned because not all dudes are nice guys and some are violent rapists who can get triggered by the slutty outfit a dancer like Julianne Hough is wearing….

Modest is the hottest was the Mormon slogan that applies to all women, they just haven’t figured it out yet, especially not this Mormon.

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2026

24

Apr

Katie Sigmond Fucks the Sand Dune of the Day

Katie Sigmond is some internet slut you may have never heard of because there are so many interent sluts…

According to the AI she is known for her relatable sports content….

Which I guess is code for her fat ass….

It’s always funny when these useless clickbait whores generate large followings through their whoring decide to legitimize themselves.

They decide they are food content creators, or that they are comedians, or that they are race car drivers….anything to validate the whoring, or to make it more brand friendly, so they can be more than just internet whores…

Anyway, Sigmonds is crawling around in a thong bikini, which is a mainstream bikini these days, but that she’s making whorish….in her relatable sports content…

If the sport was a fat chick trying to create pearls from the sand in your cunt after it mixes with the cum residue that cakes the walls of the cunt….

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2026

23

Apr

Kaia Gerber Brings Back the Skinny of the Day

You gotta give Kaia Gerber some credit. She committed to the life lessons taught by her fat shaming top model mother and maintained a level of starvation that was appealing to the skinny girl lovers out there.

Her family is rich as shit, they have all the money in the world to buy her all the junk food of the world, but instead she chose to be skinny.

In a world where skinny girls are terrorized, she withstood the hate and the abuse knowing that people would come back around and that skinny is hot.

Then there’s the brand Vuori, who she is doing this shoot for, a clickbait generating fitness brand that uses people like Livvy Dunne as their spokesperson, who decided to be controversial on the internet by using a skinny chick in a campaign for fitness clothing.

It’s something that shouldn’t be controversial, but so many fat fucks with their mouthsfull of cake get all choked up when they see a skinny girl marketing a product for healthy people….

FAT IS HEALTHY they say as they gurgle out the words, muted by a mouth full off food and the fat waddle over their voicebox….

We all know it isn’t and we’ve seen with the Ozempic push that no fat people like being fat, their hate of skinny was just resentment, which we already knew….

Fat people aren’t that clever, unless trying to navigate ways to sneak food….but whining about skinny girls being negative on society and encouraging brands to use fatties that are actually negative for society…..from a financial perspective and beyond….the retardation may be slowing down….

So here’s to celebrating unrealistic body images, even though they are totally realistic with a littel fucking effort, discipline, self control and shame…you fat fucks..

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2026

23

Apr

Hassie Harrison is the Fat Pam Anderson of the Day

Hassie Harrison, more like Hussie Harrison, more like Heifer Harrison is one of Tyler Sheridan’s Western Boomer Porn creations. He’s the master of the 50 Shades of Grey Hair hero stories for people who still watch TV and he’s managed to use that formula across 10 or more different shows, making what must be billions of dollars in the process, as he manipulates the weak minds of the America people.

It’s clickbait, masturbatory fodder for the everyday man and I don’t really mind what he does because his level of woke is 2 in a world of 10, especially since he casts big tits even if they are fat girls…

Hassie Harrison is one of his cowgirls who married one of his cowboys, country singer Ryan Bingham.

Since being on Yellowstone, she matters in the world and the good news is she has big tits.

Fat girls have big tits.

She seems to have downed some ozempic and starved herself after landing the Pam Anderson role in the new Baywatch series I expect to see bomb.

We are so exposed to hardcore porn daily, tuning into see shitty acting and shitty storylines seems unlikely, even with the bikinis as the draw….

Hotter half naked bitches on your social media feed…

In the 90s, options for bathing suit content was limited, it was either jerk off to soap opera sex scenes, Jerry Springer trash, MTV music videos or Baywatch…and people chose Baywatch…

It was jerk off material in disguise…that’s why it worked and that is why it should have been left in the 90s…

ANYWAY…

Here’s the new fat Pam Anderson….and you can see her vagina fat peaking out of her Baywatch red one-piece, the way you sick feeder fucks like…

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2026

22

Apr

Maggot Robbie’s Titty GIF of the Day

I don’t think this is from the new season of Euphoria they want you to think people are excited about because they have boners for SWEENEY.

It just seems to be the guy who fucks SWEENEY in Euphoria getting some pornographic titty play with Maggot Robbie.

Robbie is arguably not as hot as they want you to think she is, but clearly, the Australian is as slutty.

She’s worth 100s of billions of dollars now thanks to that whole Barbie thing…and that is just how retarded we are as a people.

Since you think Maggot Robbie is hot…you’ll probably like her titty play GIF..

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2026

22

Apr

Hilary Duff’s Old Crossfit Mom Dumper in a Photoshoot of the Day

Hilary Duff is the ex Hockey WAG….child star who was rumored to have done some dirty things with a famous creepy perverted producer who may be the father of Jamie Lynn Spears’ kid. Nickelodeon shit….

She’s pretty horny and has multiple kids with multiple men…

She’s always been a bit of a thick tank who looks like she could move a fridge or even a piano on her own. That whole crossfit looking thing….

I felt that was a good body to have for the team gangbangs they have with the wives for initiation….where she hits up the lockerroom and does her best Debbie Does Dallas performance….

I figure with Ozempic, she’s able to reduce the body fat percentage. LEAN UP.

Since those crossfit thick bitches are usually fat….

She also probably starved herself for this shoot…

She’s got that BOTOX, injected, Middle Aged Muppet looking face…

But as far as Hilary Duff goes, she’s kinda looking good.

Probably a few decades too old for her original fans…

Probably a decade too old for traditional beauty standards.

40 years olds who do fitness and botox doesn’t make up for youth…

But it’s something.

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