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Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

2026

02

Jul

Grocery Store Girl of the Day

If you’ve read this site, which you probably haven’t and definitely aren’t doing right now, making it a pretty weird use of my time, especially since I hate writing and have no real skill at writing, but if I did, I’d make sure to do a Young Adult Fiction series…

Anyway, if you’ve accidentally read the site, the only activity that I do is go to the grocery store.

I have an old fat wife who needs to be fed like the cattle that she is, or at least that she weighs as much as…

It’s the only time I get to see slutty women, all in line at the robot checkout, usually buying for one….and the fitness clothing their wear is absurd. It’s like being in the locker room with them, only it is frowned upon when you jerk off to them, or bend down next to them, pretending to get something off the lower shelf, when really you’re sniffing their asshole.

In the summer, the key is to hang out by the dairy fridges….especially after a flash rainstrom.

The nipples are hard…oftentimes visible because people don’t wear bras no more…

Posted in:Grocery Shopping

2026

02

Jul

Tiny Tit Thursday of the Day

I have been told since the inception of this site that if you’re digging for gold 10 feet from the gold deposit, you will spend your life digging a hole and never striking, you got to pivot to reach greatness, especially financial greatness.

Instead, I have been an under achiever who despite updating bullshit posts all day everyday, which is fucking time consuming for 25 fucking years, not getting compensation, while others doing what I did 25 years ago are literal billionaires….

I’m here digging that hole next to the gold deposit, which is now far further away than it was, maybe an earthquake hit or some shit, because I am outdated and retarded…TOO FAT TO PIVOT…TOO DRUNK TO CARE….what a dumb use of time….

Unlike music and fashion, even movies, there will be no revival with the GEN Z for old school blogs from the early 2000s.

NEVER COOL.

Anyway….I’ve seen social media idiots find their hit, commit to the hit, deliver that hit, do what works.

The foundation on all the ONLYFANS girls getting paid is realizing dudes like their tits more than brands do, so that’s how you get rich.

DO WHAT WORKS…

Since I’ve only received positive from one dude about the TINY TIT post, that’s good enough for me.

There are other TINY TIT fetishists out there.

Ready to protest the plastic surgery tits…

Ready to protest the fat girls at the all you can eat buffet line, or in like at WALMART.

Skinny girls with skinny tits…because TINY TITS ARE TITTIES TOO…

Which I guess is now my angle…

Posted in:TINY TITS

2026

01

Jul

Dakota Johnson Hiding her Nipple of the Day

Dakota Johnson is a third generation Hollywood Whore.

I don’t find anything about her appealing and the fact she was dating the guy from COLDPLAY makes me think she’s probably a gay man.

I know that the industry tries really hard to convince us that she’s hot or that she’s got hot tits, they had her in some Jimmy Kimmel gag where he gawks over her tits like a teenage retard with no self control, in efforts to make it a thing….

The truth is, she’s really not very hot, even with the tits, or that DON JOHNSON money…

They may put her in some masturbation movie like 50 Shades of Grey, but that doesn’t mean she’s worth masturbating to her…

So now they have her out here in a sheer top, using her hair to cover the nips, instead of showing the nips, to give this boring pile of shit something actually appealing about her.

FREE THE NIPS, ever heard of it, retard…

Hid the nip in a cheeky way, go fuck yourself, that tease isn’t making us want it more, it’s just making us hate her more…

Posted in:Dakota Johnson

2026

01

Jul

Lea Michele, Him? of the Day

The first and only time I saw Glee – I thought Lea Michele was a man…you know either born man and on therapy….or post op…I just had a feeling that she came with testicles at one point in her life….and I don’t mean came in the traditional sense…I mean came stock with testicles…not came from testicles rubbing on her dick…

That was before the transgender thing became mainstream social media trends and weirdness, but it wasnt’ a new concept because I saw SLEEPAWAY CAMP in the 80s where you find out the girl of the movie had a dick, which is why she was angry.

At the time, it was the age old product of having a mom who wanted a girl, who got stuck with a boy, raising the boy as a girl because she was crazy….

This was before the internet was brainwashing kids to do it, back when it all fell on the parents…

Now, when it comes to entertainment industry, having a girl makes more money, it was strategic…

Apparently, she isn’t a trannygendered, but in fact just an ugly girl faced girl with a hard faced, who is now 20 years older…

Well, she’s still alive, dick that may not be a dick is hard and in pink lingerie for some weird, possibly gay theatre kid, DRAG QUEEN STORYTIME reason..

Posted in:Lea Michele

2026

01

Jul

Rita Ora’s Got a Hard Nipple in a Bikini of the Day

Old Lady Rita Ora, who is a popstar who pretty much never was, but is still rich as shit, is out on vacation from her busy life of doing whatever the fuck she does, and she’s doing it on a sail boat…

SAIL AWAY BABE…

Lucky for you, her version of a Sailing Raggatta amongst the rich whites is more wearing a variety of bikinis, which aren’t age appropriate since she’s old, but thanks to not having kids and being addicted to the gym, isn’t as bad as it could be.

It’s a bitches on boats moment, where bitches get horny when on boats, so horny they need to wear bikinis to soak up their pussy wetness…

Her tits are still fat, her stomach weirdly ripped, making me question the authenticity of the tits and her nipples hard…because that’s what happens when your tits get sucked by many men on your rise to the top of the food chain after being an Albanian refugee human trafficked in the 90s Balkan wars…

That’s about all that’s going on here…

Posted in:Rita Ora

2026

01

Jul

Cruises Gone Wild of the Day

It’s summer vacation and if you’re looking to find a cross-section of some of the trashiest people around, book a cruise.

You can find some really fucking cheap cruises, we’re taking 400 dollars for a week of all you can eat, so that typically appeals to garbage humans who like to explore….

Not all garbage humans like to sit in their shitty mold ridden homes, some like to hop on their mobility scooters and wait in the buffet line at sea…

Apparently, people are hornier than I them being and seem to get horny while on vacation, like on a cruise, because of the days of laying around doing nothing gets a poon hole moist…

In keeping the vacation excitement alive, they fuck in public places around the cruise, whether it is their balcony on the hot tub, we’re all having a good time….

Swingers seem to try to meet other swingers on cruises, maybe cucks get their wives fucked, I mean when you get 5000 people in a HENTA VIRUS cave, with unlimited booze, THINGS happen..

Here are some CRUISES showing you why you should book a cruise, it’s not just old near deads, its’ also old and READY TO FUCK FUCK..

Posted in:Cruise

2026

01

Jul

Bottom Heavy Girls of the Day

These girls go by “SLIM THICKS” which is like the “SLIM FATS” I used to call the skinny girls who had no muscle mass, just softness hanging off their skinny bones, only instead of being dumpy skinny chicks who were fat while being skinny, it’s a real thing, these girls are skinny in parts of their body and carry the weight in other parts of their bodies, most notably, their asses.

So instead of being fat bellied fat assed girls, they are the kind of girl with a toned stomach while having a fat ass, which makes a fat ass better.

Now, some of you may not be into fat asses because they are generally gross, plus we are surrounded by all these fat girls who think their weird fat asses are an asset, when really they are just a product of their overeating and laziness and not quite as impactful as fat girl fat tits….

The reality is a good fat ass is hot, even if the asshole worship helps spread mind controlling parasites, they are worth being suffocated by…

Never hate a good fat ass, especially on a skinny chick.

Posted in:Bottom Heavy

2026

01

Jul

Florida Girls are Wild of the Day

These are some self proclaimed Florida Girls trying to be bad bitches on the internet by getting naked.

If you’ve been to Florida, and I hope you have because it may be the single greatest place in the entire world…..you’ll know that these girls may live in Florida, they may even be from Florida, but they are hardly as Florida as a Florida tanned, coppertone skin damaged, bolt on tits from the 90s that look like mini basketballs you had as a teen….all emaciated and booze soaked…living in the 55+ retirement community outside of Orlando….where she once prostituted herself…

Florida, from the Keys tot he Panhandle through to Jacksonville is amazing…

So these Florida girls are to remind us of actual Florida girls who make up the fabric of that great nation….

Posted in:FLORIDA

2026

01

Jul

Divorced 45 year old mom Jenny Mollen Does Fuck in the Pool of the Day

Jenny Mollen is pie that Jason Biggs decided to fuck until it got pregnant.

She is the annoying funny-girl who I assume tried to become famous in her own right, but instead ended up with Jason Biggs, who lives off his American Pie money, which is probably a lot of money, because that movie revolutionized an era. I don’t hate it.

Along with wallet fucking and making tweets wine moms find funny, she’s in the midst of a divorce, BROKEN HOME shit, and in doing that she’s decided to do what wine moms do and run off to the Hamptons to get her fuck on in the pool like it was Spring Break, because she’s such a big personality, she has to behave unhinged in public, making the event about herself, all inappropriate, like the lonely drunk aunt who had too much to drink pulling her tits out for your friends…

The good news, she’s skinny, old and skinny, like a rotting corpse with fake tits…SO GOOD…I mean not really, but good enough I guess..

I guess there is life after love and that life can be you picking up where you left off as a drunk college girl before the whole wallet fucking/breeding thing..

Middle-Aged comeback tour..

Posted in:Jenny Mollen

2026

30

Jun

Juno Topless and Boxing of the Day

There are severe HATE CRIME laws in place in CANADA, so you can’t really say anything about the LQGBT+_! community that would offend any of them, which happens with anything you say about them because some of them, I can’t say all of them, because that would be a hate crime are pretty insane to begin with..

So Elliott Page, who played JUNO and who men had crushes on is TOPLESS and BOXING…

Which would have been something that meant something very different NOT THAT LONG AGO…

Posted in:Ellen Page