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2026

14

Jul

Sophie Thatcher Nipple of the Day

Sophie Thatcher is a 25 year old actor from Chicago who go famous on the series Yellowjackets, which is apparently still on the air/streamers. She’s also been in some Star Wars shit, so you weirdo nerds probably already jerk off to her.

She’s not very cute, looks like a midget, but one of those budget midgets with the big tits, where the resources from her growth hormones targeted tits rather than height, which is probably what you’d want from most women….keep the small packages to their bodies, so your dick looks bigger, but not to their tits, cuz you like big tits..

ANYWAY, I never heard of her, I don’t watch Yellowjacket SMUT on TV, but I’ll look at her nipple through a bra on a computer screen ANY DAY…because tits.

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2026

14

Jul

Kaia Gerber Skinny in her Underwear of the Day

Nepotism is great when the family pushes the daughter to starve herself, or at the very least to not get fat, so that doesn’t embarrass the family and more importantly so she can keep the family legacy going….

You see these rich family, because Kaia’s family is fucking rich, her dad sold his Tequila brand for a billion dollars….but yeah, you see these rich families and the kids are fat, lazy, slobs who do nothing but play videogames all day in the mansions like miserable rich kid trolls..

Making the hot rich kids dramatically better..especially in a world of fat fucks…

Skinny girl lives matter, the nice thing is that we are going back to skinny being hot, the way nature intended…let Kaia Gerber be our inspo!

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2026

13

Jul

Jessica Alba’s Granny Ass in a Thong Bikini of the Day

There are a few celebrity websites from the early 2000s that were launched because of a bent over Jessica Alba paparazzi bikini pics that took them fucking viral.

Jessica Alba’s fame and sex appeal allowed them to make millions of dollars off google ads thanks to perverts who got off to Jessica Alba bent over in a bikini.

I was not one of those sites, but I was on the Jessica Alba train, you know if it was a gangbang porn scene, I woulda gone last…and not because I like 100 loads of cum in the pussy before me, but because it was Jessica Alba and you kinda had no choice by to do that kind of gayness if it presented itself. It’s not gay if there’s the hottest hollywood celebrity of the time inviting you to do it, even if it is pretty gay.

Anyway, we’ve seen her ass in a thong bikini for 25 years and it’s surpisingly maintained it’s shape, far better than an old pair of pants, or even an old pair of sneakers or CROCS, them shits get stretched out, rot out and die….

It’s a testament of being rich from her direct to consumer HONEST BRAND that got her paid more than Hollywood ever would, before every celeb was doing their direct to consumer brand because it felt cheap and beneath them. Alba knew she was cheap and was ready for it…

It’s also a product of fucking a younger dude, these old ladies try fucking hard to compete with the youth their dudes would rather be fucking….but for now, they’ve got Alba and it’s a high school fantasy being realized…

Then there’s the whole cosmetic procedures and lies….but when we’re not invited to the gangbang, more the kind of people she’d call SECURITY on, zoom lens pics of her ass in a bikini doing provocative things is a lie I’m willing to take.

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2026

13

Jul

Katy Perry Childish Outfit Titty Shake of the Day

A video of Katy Perry in some childish romper, like she’s got some kind of baby fetish, definitely dressing too fucking young for her advanced age.

So thanks to the recent divorcee mental illness where she’s got something to prove, despite having gamed the system her entire career, offering a great opportunity to sit back, relax and enjoy her life with her new Boyfriend, the Prince of Canada, who helped implement the collapse of Canada as Canada’s favorite gym teacher.

Instead, she’s been on OZEMPIC but maintained the tits and has decided to give a new viral album a shot, since her last tour was a fail.

They’ve rooked in the brainless of the internet and they decided to make a viral video of her in her romper bouncing around with the tits bouncing with her…

It’s sad, because you can tell she has no friends, she has a bunch of staff or groupies, but no one actually likes her…but at least her man is there with her, which is making Canada as a whole laugh or maybe proud….

I’m just here for the tits, and I guess the CANADA CONTENT TO ADHERE TO CANADA CONTENT LAWS they force on us, cuz of communism..

The tits are old, the milk is sour, watching them bounce like this as aqua-robics at the old folks home, because it basically is, doesn’t mean they aren’t worth looking it…

She has been raping our ears her entire career, distracting us with the tits because the tits are too powerful…and make you want to get her back with the tits…

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2026

13

Jul

Sydney Sweeney’s Got Tits of the Day

In the even you didn’t know, Sydney Sweeney’s got tits.

Tits so popular and famous that Instagram is allowing them to basically be fully exposed on her instagram feed.

For the record, we lost our STEPGIRLS for a girl doing fitness in fitness clothing.

IT was a simpler and more wholesome time, before the mainstream social media platforms had to adapt to the level of perversion out there, by allowing the perversion out there to live on their communities, since everything leads back to horny dudes powering the internet….

Like slave ships, powered by the rowing power of the slaves, the internet uses the momentum of your jerking off to power the data centers like it was a windmill or HYDRO ELECTRIC, but instead it is just pure hard grip fapping at hyperspeed..

Well, you perverts created Sydney Sweeney for the tits, despite being inbred looking, which makes me think people like the inbred look because it makes her look simple and easily manipulated into the bedroom, fuelling the fantasy while staring at your screen….

In other Sydney Sweeney news, she biked around Australia…her vagina grinding up on her bike seat, and she didn’t wear a bike helmet, so clearly she’s not a fag.

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2026

13

Jul

Medical Worker Mondays of the Day

Apparently, Hollywood has discovered the internet and are now buying horror stories off random people on reddit and instagram because two internet created horror movies got the under 30 crowd into the move theatres and made these motherfuckers a lot of money.

Unfortunately, the horror that has been my life running DrunkenStepfather has not seduced any Hollywood big shots to buy the life rights for a million dollars….because not all horror stories of the internet are created equally..

I could see the movie unfold in a really exciting way, just an old fat guy on a broken down computer, milk crates for a desk, soiled jogging pants and a alcohol problem…just watching him get older and fatter while laughing at the screen once every 30 minutes…

It could be single shot, low budget….a win…

I guess we don’t all need to be celebrities, or famous, or money makers.

Some people can just exist doing the good work that society needs done in order for it to function, like doctors or nurses or whatever….

Sometimes, there’s a bit of a crossover of people with those good intentions, that bed side manner, deciding that they should be paid more by losers who jerk off to them.

So on their breaks, they create nudes, a modern day NAUGHTY NURSE fetish, even though we know all nurses are Naughty. It’s the job many strippers end up going to school for, probably in hopes of seducing a doctor from his wife with their wet nurse pussies…

These are some of those nurses, making the medical industry proud, because there’s more to life than disease, death and istering medication…

There’s also NUDES that can be monetized and really to give them the legitimate validation they deserve. None of that THANKS FOR HELP SAVE MY LIFE and more of that THANKS FOR THE TITS, NOW SHOW ME YOUR BUTTHOLE.

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2026

10

Jul

Kylie Jenner Bikini Campaign of the Day

I don’t know if you’ve ever fucked a pile of dead flesh before…but I am sure it is similar to sex with Kyle Jenner…

She looks like the substances she’s injected in her body that make her look like a tranny sex doll may make her stink like sulfur…EGG FARTS…

You know the rot is real….

But more importantly, she looks like a tranny sex doll, one of those made in china lifeless looking silicone shits…

Which may speak to you, since that’s the only kind of interpersonal relationship you’ve ever had….

DISCOUNT sex dolls…BABY…

It’s all pretty lazy, but surprisingly, Kylie Jenner seems pretty fucking lazy, billionaire aside, everyone else does the work for her so that she can just sit on her fake ass, I mean even her body is fabricated so that she doesn’t have to actually work for it….WORK ICKY..AGREED..

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2026

10

Jul

The Voice Moana Titty of the Day

Moana is voiced by Chloe Auli’i Cravalho….and she’s got some serious tits…

She was born in Hawaii, she is Chinese, Native Hawaiian, Puerto Rican, Portuguese, and Irish descent, her mom’s name is PUNANI, which is amazing…and she’s got some serious tits…

She seems to only work as a voice actor….despite having some serious tits…

You’d think the tits alone would get her in front of the camera showing off the tits, instead of being on the soundtrack…

It could be the Sydney Sweeney school of acting, showing the serious tits….but instead she just brings them out to events for movies she voice acts on…

Tragic use of tits….they had so much potential….WHYYYYY…

I mean even her last name has HO in it and she’s hardly whoring out the way she should..

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2026

10

Jul

Eiza Gonzalez Gets Fat Again of the Day

Eiza Gonzalez is some Mexican import stealing the acting jobs from the actual Mexican Americans with a dream of being an actor…

She is being packaged as the hot chick, despite her hotness seemingly being fake plastic surgery or cosmetic procedures…

I wouldn’t know, because when she first got popular I read about her being a compulsive eater who got fat overnight.

It was packaged as a lifelong struggle, which I know will always win…so I never got emotionally invested in her…

I figured, she was just a fat chick in training, not quite fat again, but definitely going to become fat again…

I did a quick google about this compulsive eating and it was actual fact….

SEE BELOW…


Eiza González has openly shared that she struggled with compulsive overeating and depression following the sudden death of her father in a motorcycle accident when she was 12 years old. To soothe this un-processed grief, she began overeating and gained 30 pounds almost overnight by age 13

It seems like the eating has been winning in this wild outfit she decided to wear..

Girl is getting FAT, not too fat yet, but still fat….

It will only get worse…

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2026

10

Jul

J.Lo’s Squashed Nipple of the Day

Yesterday, if you’re following along, I made a really insightful post about J.Lo’s granny tits, no wait that was about someone else, but I did do a post highlighting J.Lo showing off her cleavage to distract from her face, even though she was historically the doggy style, ass up, face down, kind of girl….at least that is how her career was built…

Well, she has decided to bring out her nipple in a dress, it’s a squashed nipple, looking like an old apple that has fallen off the tree and is rotting away, but the nipple version, because that nipple is old lady nipple, and being compared to rotting fruit is pretty much standard practice…

I’ve always found J.Lo gross, she’s rich but still got something to prove, hanging on and cashing in….this time with her old lady tits and nipples…

I will say that despite her being old, I don’t think I’ve seen J.LO nipple before, so this exhibitionism and attention grab at her age is welcomed…

Next thing I want to see is URETHRAL INSERTION…..PENETRATE THE PEE HOLE J. Hole, INTERCOURSE P.HOLE….I know it’s big enough…

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