drunkenstepfather-com.pornproxy.art - I'll Make You Famous… - page 34

Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

2026

15

Jul

Millie Bobby Brown’s Cowboy Titty of the Day

In the event you didn’t know, tits get hits.

So Millie Bobby Brown, once developing tits, to most of her creepy nerd audience’s dismay, has figured out the importance of using the tits to get her content viral and to get those conversions on her billion dollar in training brand…

Luckily for her, not all of her audience are THOSE kind of creepy nerds, stunted and still mentally 12….you know the bad kind of nerd….a lot are more than happy that she is now 18, post-puberty, even looking like a 45 year old mom…to make jerking off to her and her sloppy tits so far removed from the child star perverts she once appealed to.

I don’t think anyone who watched stranger things should be allowed to work around children, or even walk past schools, but I don’t think that same logic applies to perverts who are just here for her titty marketing…

TITTY MARKETING

Posted in:Millie Bobby Brown

2026

15

Jul

Gran-essandra Ambrosio Still Producing Smut of the Day

About 20 years ago, I was already exhausted of Alessandra Albrosio’s Victoria’s Secret content. I understood she was one of their Brazilian imports that flew in on the LOLITA EXPRESS before it was branded the LOLITA EXPRESS, but she was really fucking ordinary looking.

She was obviously easy to work with, not a bratty model, maybe because she was so ordinary looking, so the brand just kept using her in their shoots.

I was always asking “WHEN WILL SHE HANG UP THE THONG”….and when will they raise her THONG to the rafters of the VS office in Ohio, memorializing her forever, because it went on too long.

I thought we’d end up waiting until she was pissing herself geriatric, maybe the brand would age with her and drop a diaper collection….maybe they already have…

I thought what kind of dirt does she have on these people that they keep her working…

Luckily, the WOKE MIND virus manipulated the brand into firing all their “Hot models” to open the door for them to use retards, rejects and fat fucks….some with penis.

So she finally got kicked to the curb…

That doesn’t mean the GRANNY aged model doesn’t continue her smut, she is continuing her smut, like it is all she knows, since it probably is…and I am ok with it.

She looks better to me as a GRAN than she did at her peak, no idea how that happens, maybe I like the rotting smell her pussy likely has…I mean I have been known to fuck rotting produce or the women who smell like waste here and there…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2026

15

Jul

Julianne Hough’s Red Bikini of the Day

Julianne Hough may have a corny drama kid who fucks her brother look to her, but the reality is that these bitches age out better than their peers.

She is a professionally trained dancer, whatever the fuck that means, I mean her dancing is pretty fucking cheesey, but that doesn’t matter when it comes to body composition.

She’s tight bodied, fit, has the moves and mobility of a dancer and you can look past her high energy that annoys you when you’re not fucking because you appreciate the high energy when you are fucking…

Not that any of us are fucking Julianne Hough, but at 50 years old, she’s still looking good…DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION…

Once you couple in the fact that she’s an oppressed Mormon, who was probably abused by her handlers….all conservative and stifled, unable to unleash her inner whore out, making for a lot of fun once she does let the inner whore out.

Like the Catholic school girl rebelling by having sex with a crucifix when she decides to be a goth…only more pop and mainstream and less dark…

ANYWAY, Julianne Hough…in her red bikini living her rich lady life is hot, not just because you know she had anal sex with Ryan Seacrest, but because we don’t know if she was the top or the bottom whilst having anal sex with Ryan Seacrest…

VACATION!

Posted in:Julianne Hough

2026

14

Jul

Millie Bobby Brown Bon Jovi Bikini Titty for Marketing of the Day

Millie Bobby Brown has it all figured out…

She posts bikini pics, the nerd pants explode, her content goes viral and gets engagement, she sells product and it’s all theonly fans hustle but for beauty products and/or clothing and/or whatever she is selling.

It’s a simple internet marketing trick called TITS GET HITS and the women, even mainstream respectable women with strong careers as celebrities or actors are doing it…all for that quick buck…to drive that direct to consumer brand to the top, so that they can sell it for 1 billion dollars…

A brand built on titty content is a brand I selling for a billion dollars, even if the person behind it is trash….because they prove how easy it is, and how shameless they are…and I happen to like the slutty content for a return on investment…

We all know they are whores, but this actually solidifies it…using body for pay baby….that’s the definition of whore to me…

Posted in:Millie Bobby Brown

2026

14

Jul

Sophie Thatcher Nipple of the Day

Sophie Thatcher is a 25 year old actor from Chicago who go famous on the series Yellowjackets, which is apparently still on the air/streamers. She’s also been in some Star Wars shit, so you weirdo nerds probably already jerk off to her.

She’s not very cute, looks like a midget, but one of those budget midgets with the big tits, where the resources from her growth hormones targeted tits rather than height, which is probably what you’d want from most women….keep the small packages to their bodies, so your dick looks bigger, but not to their tits, cuz you like big tits..

ANYWAY, I never heard of her, I don’t watch Yellowjacket SMUT on TV, but I’ll look at her nipple through a bra on a computer screen ANY DAY…because tits.

Posted in:Sophie Thatcher

2026

14

Jul

Kaia Gerber Skinny in her Underwear of the Day

Nepotism is great when the family pushes the daughter to starve herself, or at the very least to not get fat, so that doesn’t embarrass the family and more importantly so she can keep the family legacy going….

You see these rich family, because Kaia’s family is fucking rich, her dad sold his Tequila brand for a billion dollars….but yeah, you see these rich families and the kids are fat, lazy, slobs who do nothing but play videogames all day in the mansions like miserable rich kid trolls..

Making the hot rich kids dramatically better..especially in a world of fat fucks…

Skinny girl lives matter, the nice thing is that we are going back to skinny being hot, the way nature intended…let Kaia Gerber be our inspo!

Posted in:Kaia Gerber

2026

13

Jul

Jessica Alba’s Granny Ass in a Thong Bikini of the Day

There are a few celebrity websites from the early 2000s that were launched because of a bent over Jessica Alba paparazzi bikini pics that took them fucking viral.

Jessica Alba’s fame and sex appeal allowed them to make millions of dollars off google ads thanks to perverts who got off to Jessica Alba bent over in a bikini.

I was not one of those sites, but I was on the Jessica Alba train, you know if it was a gangbang porn scene, I woulda gone last…and not because I like 100 loads of cum in the pussy before me, but because it was Jessica Alba and you kinda had no choice by to do that kind of gayness if it presented itself. It’s not gay if there’s the hottest hollywood celebrity of the time inviting you to do it, even if it is pretty gay.

Anyway, we’ve seen her ass in a thong bikini for 25 years and it’s surpisingly maintained it’s shape, far better than an old pair of pants, or even an old pair of sneakers or CROCS, them shits get stretched out, rot out and die….

It’s a testament of being rich from her direct to consumer HONEST BRAND that got her paid more than Hollywood ever would, before every celeb was doing their direct to consumer brand because it felt cheap and beneath them. Alba knew she was cheap and was ready for it…

It’s also a product of fucking a younger dude, these old ladies try fucking hard to compete with the youth their dudes would rather be fucking….but for now, they’ve got Alba and it’s a high school fantasy being realized…

Then there’s the whole cosmetic procedures and lies….but when we’re not invited to the gangbang, more the kind of people she’d call SECURITY on, zoom lens pics of her ass in a bikini doing provocative things is a lie I’m willing to take.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2026

13

Jul

Katy Perry Childish Outfit Titty Shake of the Day

A video of Katy Perry in some childish romper, like she’s got some kind of baby fetish, definitely dressing too fucking young for her advanced age.

So thanks to the recent divorcee mental illness where she’s got something to prove, despite having gamed the system her entire career, offering a great opportunity to sit back, relax and enjoy her life with her new Boyfriend, the Prince of Canada, who helped implement the collapse of Canada as Canada’s favorite gym teacher.

Instead, she’s been on OZEMPIC but maintained the tits and has decided to give a new viral album a shot, since her last tour was a fail.

They’ve rooked in the brainless of the internet and they decided to make a viral video of her in her romper bouncing around with the tits bouncing with her…

It’s sad, because you can tell she has no friends, she has a bunch of staff or groupies, but no one actually likes her…but at least her man is there with her, which is making Canada as a whole laugh or maybe proud….

I’m just here for the tits, and I guess the CANADA CONTENT TO ADHERE TO CANADA CONTENT LAWS they force on us, cuz of communism..

The tits are old, the milk is sour, watching them bounce like this as aqua-robics at the old folks home, because it basically is, doesn’t mean they aren’t worth looking it…

She has been raping our ears her entire career, distracting us with the tits because the tits are too powerful…and make you want to get her back with the tits…

Posted in:Katy Perry

2026

13

Jul

Sydney Sweeney’s Got Tits of the Day

In the even you didn’t know, Sydney Sweeney’s got tits.

Tits so popular and famous that Instagram is allowing them to basically be fully exposed on her instagram feed.

For the record, we lost our STEPGIRLS for a girl doing fitness in fitness clothing.

IT was a simpler and more wholesome time, before the mainstream social media platforms had to adapt to the level of perversion out there, by allowing the perversion out there to live on their communities, since everything leads back to horny dudes powering the internet….

Like slave ships, powered by the rowing power of the slaves, the internet uses the momentum of your jerking off to power the data centers like it was a windmill or HYDRO ELECTRIC, but instead it is just pure hard grip fapping at hyperspeed..

Well, you perverts created Sydney Sweeney for the tits, despite being inbred looking, which makes me think people like the inbred look because it makes her look simple and easily manipulated into the bedroom, fuelling the fantasy while staring at your screen….

In other Sydney Sweeney news, she biked around Australia…her vagina grinding up on her bike seat, and she didn’t wear a bike helmet, so clearly she’s not a fag.

Posted in:Sydney Sweeney

2026

13

Jul

Medical Worker Mondays of the Day

Apparently, Hollywood has discovered the internet and are now buying horror stories off random people on reddit and instagram because two internet created horror movies got the under 30 crowd into the move theatres and made these motherfuckers a lot of money.

Unfortunately, the horror that has been my life running DrunkenStepfather has not seduced any Hollywood big shots to buy the life rights for a million dollars….because not all horror stories of the internet are created equally..

I could see the movie unfold in a really exciting way, just an old fat guy on a broken down computer, milk crates for a desk, soiled jogging pants and a alcohol problem…just watching him get older and fatter while laughing at the screen once every 30 minutes…

It could be single shot, low budget….a win…

I guess we don’t all need to be celebrities, or famous, or money makers.

Some people can just exist doing the good work that society needs done in order for it to function, like doctors or nurses or whatever….

Sometimes, there’s a bit of a crossover of people with those good intentions, that bed side manner, deciding that they should be paid more by losers who jerk off to them.

So on their breaks, they create nudes, a modern day NAUGHTY NURSE fetish, even though we know all nurses are Naughty. It’s the job many strippers end up going to school for, probably in hopes of seducing a doctor from his wife with their wet nurse pussies…

These are some of those nurses, making the medical industry proud, because there’s more to life than disease, death and istering medication…

There’s also NUDES that can be monetized and really to give them the legitimate validation they deserve. None of that THANKS FOR HELP SAVE MY LIFE and more of that THANKS FOR THE TITS, NOW SHOW ME YOUR BUTTHOLE.

Posted in:NURSES