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2026

10

Jul

Friday Flashing of the Day

Since nobody reads anymore, not that I really write, but since nobody reads and I’m anti-mainstream and anti-establishment, I should write a 4000 word essay in my broken english about girls flashing.

I can start with stories about the times I’ve been flashed…and how it changed the course of my life…

It turned me into an online pervert, before everyone was an online pervert.

It made me start a website that constanly asked for nude pics from girls or guys who knew loose women willing to flash them…

I waited patiently on the sidelines for the entire world to realize how fun being flashed is, how meaningful it is…

I didn’t launch an ONLYFANS Platform to monetize on it, because that would cheapen the beauty for it by making it commercial…

I just waited…

Now everyone’s a fucking flasher, to feed the retard brain, that doesn’t read anymore..

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2026

09

Jul

Lily Rose Depp’s Hard Nipple of the Day

The older Lily Rose Depp gets, the more she looks like her dad when in full make-up as the Madhatter in Alice in Wonderland….

She was the promising young starlet who pulled a Sydney Sweeney when trying to launch her own career, outside of her father, while keeping his last name, to ensure people understand they are dealing with royalty. It’s not nepotism, it’s just legacy shit…..you know succession of the throne….

In doing the Sydney Sweeney thing, she was very naked doing sex acts in a terrible show by the guy who did Euphoria…

She had pretty great tits, little perkies that were designed to be unleashed on the beach in her native …..you know topless is clothed while sunbathing in …

She also turned into a Lesbian….

I am not sure if the person her hard nipple is with in these pics is her lesbian girlfriend, but it is possible that her lesbian girlfriend got the hormones increased and it is…

I am sure that her nipple is hard.

IGNORE THE MIDDLE AGED OBESE WOMAN WITH DIABETES AND A WATER RETENTION CONDITION FROM THE SIDE EFFECTS OF HER MEDICATION CANKLES….

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2026

09

Jul

Ambrosio Holding her Granny Tits of the Day

When I was a kid, granny tits meant something a little different than they do today.

They were the tits that hung to the ground on the old pervert who lived in the apartment block and who would make us suck on her tits in exchange for freshly baked cookies.

It was our first experience in prostituting ourself, a right of age if you will….one that smelled like mothballs and vapor rubs….werthers originals and popcorn…

What I am saying is that big granny tits weren’t something you wanted to bury your face in, it was something that if you were burying your face in them, you were being paid in hard candy or baked goods.

Just you doing your good samaritan, helping out the elderly work…

In this timeline, granny tits are fake tits on old ladies who were Victoria’s Secret models like Alessandra Ambrosio.

I didn’t find her hot when she was their star, she’s very ordinary looking, but her granny tits are not traditional or ordinary granny tits and that means something..

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2026

09

Jul

J.Lo Titty of the Day

I am not really the kind of guy who gets off to the smell of old lady diapers, I’ve worked in an old folks home and it’s actually pretty terrifying what years of life and sickness can do to the digestive track….

In J.Lo’s case, she eats all that organic foods, but having a career based on her ass, you know that her diet isn’t all that asshole has seen….it’s not all digested foods, but rather other things that have been inserted and deposited in her…

I didn’t find J.Lo hot when she was a big deal, it is possible that I didn’t have the ass-eating compulsion that parasite you get from cat shit in my brain yet, because I have definitely gravitated to hot asses on chicks…

I think it may have had more to do with J.Lo’s ass not actually being hot…

Anyway, she’s 300 fucking years old, we shouldn’t really give a fuck about her, but she wants us to give a fuck about her…

She’s moved beyond her asshole and is also showcasing tits…

When you’re a dinosaur, but a vain dinosaur, you have to be strategic in how you get people to not look at the aged face…

MY EYES ARE DOWN HERE motherfuckers…

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2026

08

Jul

Victoria Justice is a Right Wing Conspiracy Theorist of the Day

Vicotira Justice may be letting her fake tits get to her brain, crossing the blood/brain barrier, because next thing we’ll see her doing is bleaching her hair and hosting Fox News….since she’s clearly a RIGHT WING CONSPIRACY theorist…

The girl, who was once a child star with a hit show on creepy Nickelodeon, which was rumored to have a staff of grooming perverts preying on the young actors they overpaid….has basically been retired that last few years, or decade, only to finally be back on the scene with bigger tits..

She posted a selfie of her with her pants undone, showing some not so period friendly underwear, bragging about perfume that is ENDOCRINE SAFE….

What is she, RFK JR….

One of those anti-vaxxers who believes that these forever chemicals they put in scented things like air fresheners and perfumes, actually fuck up your hormones, turn you trans, and gay, and impotent….

She also drinks MATCHA instead of coffee, like a total freak….

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2026

08

Jul

Zoe Saldana Fitness Leggings Ass of the Day

I don’t know if nerds are still jerking off to Zoe Saldana like she was still a blue alien, but I’ll assume that most of the autistic socially inept weirdos have not evolved in the last 20 years, because I am a possibly a socially inept autistic weirdo, just one into tits instead of actual nerd shit that would make us billions of dollars, hasn’t evolved in the last 20 years….

As being a beacon of hope to the underdog by reminding them that at least their shit life isn’t as bad as mine, day in and day out, I’m here to you with jerk off material when everyone else tries to shame you, pointing and laughing..

I say bully the winners not the losers, KICK THEM WHILE THEY ARE UP…and with that…here is some Zoe Saldana Leggings..working out…clenching her ass like it was on your dick…but it’s not cuz she’s mean to nerds like you…BUT I AM NOT.

Posted in:Zoe Saldana

2026

08

Jul

Millie Gibson Got Tits of the Day

Millie Bobby Brown is not the only Millie with tits in town…

Millie Gibson is another UK girl named Millie who appeals to the fucking nerds…because she was on the Doctor Who Show…

The Doctor Who Show is a weird fucking concept to the people out there who aren’t fucking nerds…

The series is about a time traveling Doctor who I believe uses a phone booth as his time machine, but probably not in the newer seasons, where Dr Who is a gay black man, you know UK in the 2023-2025 woke weird collapse..

It has been on tv since 1963 and anyone who is a fan of the show appears to also be a virgin, except the ones who have become stupid rich and married themselves or bought themselves some pussy.

She’s also been on Coronation Street, which is another UK classic that has been on for 75 fucking years, we are forced to watch it in Canada on our nationalist communist television station they give us for free….and I’ve always fucking avoided…but is a big deal to some…

Well, this Millie, who is a bit chubby and dumpy, you know the look, appears to have tits she likes showing off like the other UK Millie the nerds love….and that’s the story here cuz we like tits and such..because titty fucking hot tits is way more fun than trying to titty fuck ourselves..

Posted in:Millie Gibson

2026

08

Jul

Millie Bobby Brown Jovi Nipple of the Day

Girls are really compelled to show off their tits.

I am sure this isn’t a new thing, I mean braless bitches dominated summers in the 70s..but it just feels different…

It’s like Millie Bobby Brown Jovi is addicted to the engagement on her content, the more tit she posts the more excited her core fan that have been jerking off to her since she was 12 on Stranger Things gets…

WEIRDOS..they are weirdos…but then again, anyone who fell into the Stranger Things hyped has a level of retardation that would lead them to do that kind of thing..

Anyway, rich or not, CLICKBAIT TITS GETTING HITS is key.

Posted in:Millie Bobby Brown

2026

07

Jul

Hilary Duff’s Old Lady Wet and Wild Porn for Money of the Day

Mall brand Hilary Duff, who has been some mainstream slop since her inception, but in being mainstream slop has been able to seriously monetize herself in a big fucking way.

Long before the internet, because Duff is old as shit, she was doing a variety of brands with K-Mart and other mainstream low cost retailers, in efforts to make billions of dollars.

She was too rich to care when the internet actually happened, so she just coasted, bred with multiple men, like the whore she was when she got her start, which is the reason for her start….

But for some reason, all that has changed now that she’s 40.

The crossfit body, who looked beefy enough to move appliances in the off-season, has leaned up a little with Ozempic, has jacked her face up with Botox and fillers, giving her that porn look…

More importantly, in this new iteration, or hustle, she’s decided to SEXUALIZE herself pretty hard, because girls peak sexually at 40, at least that’s what they say to get men to marry them, give men something to hope for….and since she’s historically a pervert, now is her chance to lean into it…

You see, she’s from a time when her whoring was exclusive to decision makers and those who impregnated her…

Now it’s for everyone, it’s clickbait and she’s partnered up with a mall brand to be perverted in a way she can scale up…

CHECK IT OUT…she is wet in white, like a wet t-shirt contest, for money and for a mainstream brand….

THE WORLD IS DEGENERACY…even the shampoo FRUIT FUSION looks like a weird thick sex toy and not because anything is a sex toy if you try, but because it’s actually a phallus…MIDDLE AGED DEGENERACY…trying to keep women in the TUB for BATHS and BODY WATER WORKS…I guess..

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2026

07

Jul

Zendaya in a Weird Titty Dress Celebrating Being Cast as Athena of the Day

Zendaya is wearing some sort of breastplate dress, that may be similar to the breastplate that the cross-dressers wear to pretend they have titties, which I guess Zendaya pretty much is.

The outfit may be inspired by the fact that she is playing Athena, a Greek Goddess, who has been immortalized as various statues historically.

People may be mad that she is cast as a Greek Goddess because of her tan, but they are just a bunch of fucking racists. However, the libtard woke mind virus is fucking real, and these inclusivity bastards are typically the most exclusionary bunch around, because if you don’t agree with them they have a system meltdown and call you a Nazi, more importantly, they compartmentalize everyone based on their race, gender, sexuality, retardation level….and that in and of itself is fucking racist…but yeah, hiring Zendaya, who I assume is a black asian as a Greek who invented ANAL SEX…is hardly that much of a scandal or offensive….other than the fact that Zendaya sucks…and not in the good way.

Greece is basically in Africa and if you look at the pictures of the Athena Statue, who are probably more fun to fuck than a real-life Zendaya is….you can see the resemblance…at least in personality…

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