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2024

14

Oct

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards’ Damaged Daughter Sucks Her Own Fake Tit for 1250 Dollars of the Day

This is some hard hitting celebrity news.

Like the title says Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards have a whore daughter who is probably deeply damaged by her mother being a rumored industry prostitute and her dad having AIDS from fucking tranny prostitutes in his own depravity.

She didn’t stand a chance but she took being a damaged daughter from what may have been considered an abusive home with all the insaity and made it work…because she does ONLYFANS with her monther and gets paid.

So here she is doing a sucking of fake tits her OF money bought her for what seems to be a 1200 dollars in tips.

Reasonable pricing for a rich kid.

Posted in:Sami Sheen

2024

14

Oct

Leni Klum and Heidi Klum Continue Their Mother / Daughter Incest Fetish Content of the Day

Apparently, the last campaign of Heidi Klum and her daughter running around in their underwear did pretty well, because they are back with another high paid campaigns.

It was likely shot by Heidi’s husband and Leni’s stepdad, because as perverts, we understand how these things materialize in the home.

Where Heidi decided to introduce her young whore with the big tits that she bred to be the ultimate in whore because Heidi mastered the art of whoring and these traditions and skills get ed down generation to generation, each generation levelling up.

Apparently, dudes like the hot mother/daughter fetish, whether the fantasy is to fuck them both at the same time, or both at different times for convenience because you all live in the same house and Lenis’ finally of legal age….

So this kind of campaign works…especially since tiny framed Leni’s got a hot fit ass and a giant set of tits….which to me is the highlight of this project, keep granny Heidi out of the mix and let young Leni carry the campaign on her own….

FLY ON YOUR OWN YOUNG TITS….you’re ready to leave the nest with those tits and let us all imagine nesting in those tits…

Posted in:Heidi Klum|Leni Klum

2024

14

Oct

Britney Spears Erotic Bathing Suit Behavior of the Day

The highlight of the week already happened in the form of Britney Spears, or the body double that plays Britney Spears, playing around in the ocean in a yellow bikini in what may be old content that she is repurposing…so from humping the air like a horny medicated retard…to crawling around in the tropical waters on all fours….featuring a bathing suit being eaten by her vagina…which is coincidentally a bathing suit that would be amazing if eaten by me….but only after days of use and weeks of fermentation in hopes of having a spiritual trip like micro-dosing mushrooms….to find some kind of enlightenment…where my fungus of choice is Britney’s toxic, medicated, pussy juice aged to perfection….because I’m weird.

What I am trying to say is that Britney may be dead, but she doesn’t need to be alive to be ALIVE to me…if you know what I mean..

I know the necros and doll fuckers out there get what I’m saying….SICKOS….

Posted in:Britney Spears

2024

11

Oct

Charlotte Lawrence Tits of the Day

I’m not posting these Charlotte Lawrence photoshoot pics because I think Charlotte Lawrence is some kind of amazing.

If anything, I would prefer ignoring Charlotte Lawrence, but the power of the nipple compels me.

She’s the daughter of two industry players, her mom was Marty McFly’s girlfriend and her dad directed some John Hughes movies that her mom was probably in. So they’re established individuals with important friends and lot of money.

The daughter decides to be a model, then to be a musician, then back to being a model because the other rich kids in her life are doing the same fucking thing and seeing some success because this industry likes to feed their own.

So the last few years she’s been pulling out her tits to get noticed, clearly into the whole freeing of the nipple because it gets attention, like a little kid at the amusement park throwing his feces at people, knowing he’ll get a reaction….only nipples are more pleasant.

Lawrence wrote me an email once bitching that I posted one of her shitty hipster shoots, acting like I was some old predator, which I am, but she didn’t need to rub it in, that’s predator-ism, or some fucking attack on predators…which is much like an attack on retards or ethnicities…

So I’ve stared at her consistent tit flash with spite ever since, hoping she fails, especially with all the money, , network she has available to her. It makes it more fun to watch the desperation….because she’s not some random middle american whore with a dream, she’s already got a daddy that provides her with that dream, this is just for the sake of doing something.

I don’t know what this hipster, sex simulation with a man in panties is about, but it is missing the mark. Nipples though, they carry the storyline.

Posted in:charlotte lawrence

2024

11

Oct

Kylie Jenner Smoking Tits of the Day

I don’t mean SMOKIN TITS like SMOKING HOT tits, when I see a Kardashian, I see demons. I mean smoking because there is SMOKE coming out of her demon mouth, like a scene from a horror movie, but behind that is big fake tits….and those override the demonic forces of said Kardashian.

I don’t like to endorse the Kardashians because they are fucking monsters across the board. They are responsible for destroying society, they are terrorists. They should be taken out back and shot. Some sort of political assassination should target them because they are worse for your country than the open borders…..

I do endorse smoking in part because the only reader of this site likes seeing bitches who smoke.

I prefer when the smoke is from an actually analog cigarette, it’s traditional and makes actual sense, not this modern plastic sucking on technology bullshit the fags are into….

Smoking chemicals and anti-freeze instead of just tobacco…seems retarded…

I do hope that the smoking gives the Jenner VAPE lung and she explodes on her next private flight…..because that goes back to her being part of the evil regime destroying the youth….

I’ll still look at her tit, even if it’s as authentic as Bruce’s pussy.

Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2024

11

Oct

Sabrina Carpenter is in a Slutty Dress of the Day

Sabrina Carpenter is one of the latest girls to either be created in the lab under Disney where they do their cloning and creation of talent that they mold and mind control through trauma….or she’s just one of the girls they mold and mind control through trauma…the conspiracies don’t need to be all that far fetched to still be true.

There’s a reason the industry decided to milk this one like she probably milked their dicks with her hand while tickling the tip with her tongue….

I don’t know that reason, but to be in all the media dressed provocatively and to secure a Taylor Swift opening act when Swift is the biggest fucking puppet around…you gotta ask questions….while staring at her tits in a tight dress and imagining that whole MILKING scenario.

Posted in:Sabrina Carpenter

2024

11

Oct

Kate Beckinsale in Leather of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is not dead. Her will to be jerked off to is just too powerful for the gods to take her out.

At 100 years old, maybe older, she’s still presenting herself as someone you’d want to fuck and not just because she’s Kate Beckinsale and it would make for a great story when telling your doctor how you got AIDS.

BUT because she’s still looking good…

If only the Old Folks Home of my past, where I used to work changing diapers, came with dried up cunts like this one you can actually get off to without feeling as sick as Beckinsale was at the top of the year when she got Hospitalized for coughing up blood due to anorexia, dick sucks, or whatever it is a person gets that makes them cough up blood.

I’m not her doctor, but if I was, I’d be wrist deep in her, like a ventriloquist, not writing some useless post about her aging process….

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale

2024

11

Oct

Victoria Justice and Her Tits of the Day

I don’t know if Victoria Justice always had these full looking tits, I didn’t really pay attention to her at her peak of child stardom, even though her child stardom was primarily when she was over 18, just playing a teen for some pervert cable tv.

I do know that the tits are looking great in her bikini top, maybe some implants, maybe some ovulation, maybe some strategic weight gain or fat transfers….

The process doesn’t matter, we’re not scientists, we’re just glad the tits are part of her current comeback tour.

Nina Dobrev’s Got Her Cleavage of the Day

Nina Dobrev has her tits out in a dress because that’s what you do when you’re a Canadian immigrant who basically used the weak Canadian immigration laws to through to the USA where she got herself famous.

Posted in:Victoria Justice

2024

11

Oct

On/Off Flasher Fridays of the Day

Do you a time when you used to really have to work on seeing a chick naked and she’d rarely flash you unless she was drunk and with her friends and they collectively felt it was fun to show you their tits?

I mean that or you were getting laid, which happened sometimes…

Do you when the only way to see the girls naked without putting in work to get no results was paying the cover charge at the strip club?

See, we’ve always liked seeing clothed girls get out of their clothes. We’ve liked to see naked chicks get naked after seeing them in clothes. We’re wired that way.

Now with the internet you don’t need to be a peeping tom, you don’t even need to want to see the chicks naked, the girls of the world who want to get naked are feeding the pipeline of clothed and not clothed content and we just sit back and get it.

I don’t know what that does to the male instinct, or society as a whole, but probably nothing good, but who needs good society when you got NUDES for FREE.

Posted in:On/Off

2024

11

Oct

Em Rat Cow’s Face of the Day

I don’t know why Em Rat Cow looks like she’s been curb-stomped, you know getting one of those SMILIES where her cheeks have been totally cut up to her ears, but I’ll assume that’s all natural aging process for the instagram whore who confused brands into thinking she was a fashion icon or something due to tits.

Tits are impressive, even gays and other chicks of fashion flock to them because everyone’s a dick suck clout chasing, but only SOME of these whores are actually SUCKING the dick…

I don’t know why Em Rat Cow looks WONKY eyed, but probably due to whatever injections her ALL NATURAL face doesn’t get…..

Posted in:Em Rat Cow