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2025

22

May

Old Elsa Pataky Ass of the Day

Elsa Pataky was some Spanish actress dudes jerked off to who ended up realizing she was old and decided to breed with some famous Australian actor and together they’ve lived in Australia raising their kids like the rich fucks they are.

She hasn’t done much work because she realized being a mom was more important, but I guess that’s all changing as she slowly surfaces with her ass for some fashion magazine…

It’s an ass that has had many dicks, many kids and that has made lots of money due to it’s proper hustling and that is important, not very important, but important enough…I guess…

I mean it really doesn’t matter, yet here it is.

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2025

22

May

Rita Ora Seduces Us with her Ass Out of the Day

Rita Ora has paid her dudes to the satanic overlords of the entertainment industry.

She was signed early on, slated to be the next Rihanna, only to be signed to Rihanna’s label as a strategy to snuff her out so that she wouldn’t become the next Rihanna.

If you were an aspiring singer and the star you were expected to replace was trying to get you to her network, the naive mind would think that was a great tactic to get out there, but the reality is they want you to control you so you don’t fuck up their shit.

Ora went through legal fights over it before being freed and I am sure she was paid well for it….

But she never hit as big as she planned, no matter how rich or relevant she is, and that’s sad.

She is now trying to get a summer banger hit she deserves after all these years of tits…

Lucky for you, she’s got her tits and ass out, 15 years too late, or 15 years of sag, but we’re rooting for her since great tits matter.

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2025

22

May

Mandy Rose is in her Underwear of the Day

Mandy Rose is a wrestler and here is her ridiculous wrestler body wrestling some white lingerie.

In the event you don’t follow wrestling because you’re not 5 years old, or some stunted Italian guy who likes heavy metal and lives with his parents, unable to grow up….or a Downs Syndrome…the Downs Syndromes seem to love wrestling….then you probably don’t know her story.

What I know is that she was a top level wrestler, whatever that means, other than the brand using her as their peak performing female. She had a hard, fit, some could say scary look to her, but dudes who watch naked dudes rub each other are into that kind of woman.

She got fired in a woke era for being an internet whore, the WWE is family programming, but now that everyone, including kids’ teachers, doctors, nurses, day care workers, nannies, mothers, neighbors, school bus drivers and pretty much all women they come in with are official internet whores, it’s a lucrative hustle….she’ll probably be let back in.

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2025

21

May

Eva Longoria’s Tits in Cannes of the Day

It pains me to say “Cans in Cannes”….because it’s just that level of cheesy…

Here’s Eva Longoria the popular old lady who exploits being a Mexican for personal gain.

For whatever reason, the people seem to think she’s hot or special or important making her hugely popular.

That’s some kind of Mexican Witchcraft that has a spell on the people.

She is now a fucking dinosaur in her 70s, but thanks to jacking her face up with face injections, she looks like a weathered street hooker with back alley silicon injections, found in a ditch after freezing to death and roting for a few weeks, you know, street hooker shit….

She almost looks hot for a tranny, because that’s what menopause and instagram face injections do to a bitch…

CHECK IT OUT..

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2025

21

May

Woman Doing Women’s Work of the Day

I believe in traditional gender roles, which is why I am really into the Trad Wife movement.

Women are meant to be taken care of financially so that they can properly take care of the kids and the home for the man, it’s basic fucking genetics, tradition and logic.

So seeing a woman doing women’s work, not the whoring herself on social media for subscribers and followers to later monetize, because that would fall into a different kind of traditional women’s work…..

This is not meant to celebrate the traditional women’s work we are celebrating, since whoring is important women’s work.

We need working girls to be actual working girls not college graduate marketing agency execs if they are going to work.

But this women’s work is more about household chores…

I guess what we’ve learned today is that both kinds of women’s work I endorse as a sexist misogynist can be merged into one content piece.

Layers to this shit…

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2025

21

May

Wet Spot Wednesday of the Day

If you thought I forgot about Wet Spot Wednesday – you were wrong.

When you live a Wet Spot Wednesday lifestyle like I do, you never forget about Wet Spot Wednesday.

You just wait for Wet Spot Wednesday to role through each week….

So here are some Wet Spots.

We don’t know the context of the Wet Spots. We don’t know the backstory.

We just know they are alleged Wet Spots and sometimes, that is all we need to know…

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2025

21

May

Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Britney Spears is the only thing that really matters in the entertainment industry.

Sure, assholes are promoting TV shows, Movies and doing all that nonsense.

Other assholes are promoting their OnlyFans…that they rook and manipulate retard minds into subscribing to see nudes they can just google, or to chat with AI or Indian Call Center staff pretending to be the bitch they are paying….because they are just that fucking sad…

There’s Cannes, there’s influencers pushing product people don’t need…

So much going on….but the only story I care about, other than Freeing Harvey…..which I’ve been an advocate for for a while….is Britney Spears…

Britney’s got the body, she’s got the level of stability and sanity we need to keep us inspired….she may be dead, this may be a body double, this may be AI…but it’s lovely.

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2025

21

May

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

I don’t follow Stephen Baldwin’s social media antics, I know he’s a weird Christian who found god due to his alcoholism, but I don’t think that Christians are all that weird since it’s the only way to salvation. He is just a celebrity and a Baldwin so when he does anything it’s weird and in some cases MURDEROUS….just not in his case.

Anyway, your second favorite star of Bio-Dome outside posted this cryptic video of him doing a voice over Leo DiCaprio.

In the event you didn’t know, celebrities are more obsessed with other celebrities than the average trailer park granny on disability reading the tabloids. They’re so into it, they’ve made it their life.

So he put out a video of Leo in Tuxedo, probably in Cannes, saying how he is the most protected man in Hollywood.

Whether that’s fact or not or whether he means “protected” in the same way that the conspiracy theorists out there think he’s protected is up for debate.

Now, you’ll think that he was either human trafficked, ed around the industry as a little boy, only to grow up to be an ab.

Then you’ll think that those rumors that he’s gay and that all these models are actually just girls he human traffics, because he doesn’t actually fuck them, since he’s more into fucking dudes.

Maybe he’s CIA trying to entrap powerful people who want to be near America’s Golden Boy….touring the world with billionaires who finance his life even though he’s worth 100s of millions of dollars. Pussy Posse gayness.

Maybe he’s just a Hollywood Playboy in his 50s, having a good time over the last 30 years and that he’s not really protected at all…

Or maybe he’s a creep who rapes and kills groupies an they cover it up for him because they need him in the movies to make them money…

Either way, he’s a whore monger, his whores are models, he rotates through them like an old set of tires, flipping them like old soiled mattresses….

More importantly, Stephen Baldwin cares….watch with audio:

Here’s Leo’s hard faced Italian girlfriend Vittoria Trattoria being a whore doing porn with another gay man for a Fashion Ad….because in order to be Cuck Leo’s girlfriend you must be an opportunist whore….

Here is his girlfriend Vittoria Trattoria in some pictures from where she is being an opportunist whore to A-List celebrity Cuck Leo DiCaprio…because love happens.

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2025

21

May

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

It’s the law to make at least on CANS IN CANNES dad joke annually when the festival goes down. Salma is those CANS today….

CANNES has made a new dress code laws that doesn’t allow the shameless whores who are in attendence, ready to make their debut because their rich financier decided to invite them, to flash their tits. So we’re stuck with cleavage.

Salma Hayek is coming fresh off her Sports Illustrated Swim cover shoot.

At 55+, that’s an impressive feat, especially after being traumatized by seeing one of those 55+ porn magazine back when they made the obscure niche porn magazines before the internet took over in porn weirdness.

It may be one of those situations which being rich in her own right and rich through marrying one of the richest dudes in the world has allowed her to live in a vaccuum and age better than the Marge at the corner store who sells me cigarettes, we call her the last standing white convenience store worker, and she is either 35 or 95….you just can’t tell if it’s been hard living or just dying.

Hayek is famous and relies on her looks for that career that made her billionaire buy her in the first place, all made in Mexico and ready to be shipped internationally for the right price

So she has to be vain as a matter of survival. She has to maintain a certain level of looks to keep her career and her man’s erection while she has sex with other men in front of him at the Satanic sex parties….Billionaires…

So for the life of her, she’s aging gracefully with the help of money, science, tits.

Posted in:Salma Hayek

2025

21

May

Yoga Move of the Day

Yoga may not be trending on social media, because the whores of social media have rediscovered Pilates and decided that it gives them more of the whore body and lean musculature that they need for their internet whoring, while Yoga is for grannies….

However, I’ll still watch a pussy in yoga moves whether it is trending on social media or not.

The yoga pant, which can also be worn to PILATE…revolutionized cameltoes in public over 20 years ago and some people made billions of dollars off those cameltoes….the rest of us, just stared at the Cameltoes and that was good enough.

So here’s your moment of movement to inspire you to STRETCH…

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