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Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

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May

Eva Longoria’s Tits Drink Coffee of the Day

Eva Longoria is old, weathered and overrated, but whatever scam she pulled being the slutty neighbor on that Housewives show has worked out great for her and allowed her to afford the wonderful luxury of being famous as fuck…

Despite doing this silly site daily, I actually know very little about celebrities, or even their tits.

I couldn’t tell you what movies they show their tits in, I couldn’t tell you really anything about them, which is clearly a testament to how fucking retarded I am…

If you spent 20 years documenting celebrity bullshit, you’d think you’d have some grasp on the subject…

But yeah, not me….full retard…I just know that I was drunk with international tourists a long time ago and they were going on about Eva Longoria, this was years after her Housewives show was off the air and she had done nothing major besides marrying some French basketball player….

So I asked them, what the fuck do you care about Eva Longoria for, you’re from another country, even Americans don’t fucking care about her and Americans fucking love pop culture, it’s their identity….that’s why pop music exists, despite no one you know actually listening to it, there’s just a huge group of freaks who do…

That’s when I realized, she was an international success, a hit….which allows her to afford the wonderful luxury of being famous as fuck…whether she deserves it or not is not for us to decide…

She apparently lived in with her basketball cock, now she lives in Spain with her new cock, she WILL travel for cock, anywhere but AMERICA since she’s anti-TRUMP…

So it must feel like home in the south of with her tits out, but more an ex-pat home, because real French chicks would have their tits pulled out officially, it’s the south of motherfuckers…the land of TITS on the beach…motherfuckers.

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2025

29

May

Jenna Ortega’s Tits Out for a Magazine of the Day

Jenna Ortega’s got her tits out, looking like a 90s porn chick who is unable to shut her mouth from all the dick sucking….

We used call these kinds of girls “Perma Mouths” because they look like its a struggle to shut their mouths, some may call them mouth breathers, they don’t all have weak chins, but they do have a Napoleon Dynamite look to them, just slack jawed from sucking all the dick…

That’s not to say Jenna Ortega sucks a lot of dick, she’s probably at the level of celebrity where she doesn’t have to suck dick ever again, the people around her service her and not the other way around.

Thats not to say Jenna Ortega sucked a lot of dick to get to the high profile celebrity she currently has, many others in her position have historically sucked a lot of dick, but that doesn’t mean it applies to her..

It’s just nice to think, especially when presented as an 80s porn chick, that her gaping mouth is a product or consequence of her porn job, even if we’ve never seen her porns….kinda like when retired porn chicks no longer have the use of their assholes from all the anal, but on her FACE….

It makes her more interesting.

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2025

29

May

Kylie Jenner’s Got her Tits out of the Day

This isn’t an episode of BOTCHED, not that I’ve ever seen an episode of BOTCHED, I actually don’t even know if there’s a show called BOTCHED, and it could all be a figment of my imagination, in which this is actually an episode of BOTCHED….

It is Kylie Jenner with her muppet face and clown tits out while promoting some bullshit clothing collection she did with someone from TURKEY…

Which brings up a VERY important point, where TURKEY is no longer called TURKEY anymore, they’ve swapped it out for TURIKIEY or some shit, which is confusing to a retard like me when I see it written that way, because it seems like a pretentious person speaking in the native accent when pronouncing a foreign word, which annoys me…especially when it’s news anchors….or random middle aged childless cat ladies at the Mexican restaurant ordering Fajitas…which I don’t even think are MEXICAN…

The world is crazy and Kylie is on the hustle because her BESTIE, who she helped create by letting her hang out with her, Hailey Bieber, sold her make-up brand for 1 billion dollars to BIG MAKE-UP…Hailey, the bootleg, third Tier Kardashian influencer is set to walk away with 300-400 million in cash and 100 million in stock…and that’s a huge reminder than social media is a fucking scam, it can make otherwise nothings worth fortunes far greater than their actor fathers…and all before the age of 30….

SO we’ll assume Kylie has her tits out because she wants to reassert her dominance in the friendgroup, like a dog pissing on another dog, but without the videos of them pissing on each other, which would make this one a lot hotter…since she’s not very hot looking like she’s more tranny than BRUCE and that motherfucker cut his own dick off….which is PRETTY fucking tranny…

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May

Dakota Johnson in Leggings of the Day

Dakota Johnson is the creepy Coldplay Fan, who like Hailey Bieber set her sights on the person who created the music that she learned how to masturbate to, pulled some witchcraft that her mom and her granny taught her, so that she could win at life via the use of her cunt…..only to homewreck his Gwyneth Paltrow run home…to MAKE it her own….

The young stepMOTHER, who probably isn’t that young, is out in some fitness gear staying skinny while rocking her fitness apparel….

She’s got a pair of panties on, at least it looks like visible panty line, so maybe she’s on her period, MAXI PAD strapped in since TAMPONS are toxic…or maybe she just has an exceptionally drippy cunt, possibly from the excitement she feels from being so close to the source of her COLDPLAY fetish at all times, forcing her to layer up and not leave puddles at the gym she works out in.

I guess we’ll never know.

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2025

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May

The Metamorphosis of Stella Hudgens of the Day

You have to wonder if the Hudgens sisters were molested as children, or at least one of them, because molested girls either become lesbians or hyper sexualized disosciative weirdos who value being jerked off to or paid and jerked off to as valid work and a valid existence.

The girl, who must be mid-30s by now had all the chances to go mainstream as the sister of the Disney Starlet, but never quite hit….

She didn’t even have to go mainstream or work in entertainment, girl could have opened a bookstore in Vermont that her sister pays for.

Instead, she does this…and really embraces the persona or character she’s created and is monetizing….

She no longer loooks like Stella Hudgens who tagged along with her famous last name, but instead some gutter jacked up porn slut with a giant ass, clown tits and a mangled face…it’s like the whore worm gets into their brain and things go mental…

Validated by her earnings, the attention, now doing her own thing where no one can tell her what to do, where she is her own boss and despite only exissting because of her sisters, doesn’t need her sister to pay her bills….she is her own person..

And it’s hilarious to watch unfold…..

I mean check out the ass on this thing….incredible…like it has its own fucking seat on the bus.

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2025

28

May

Bella Thorne’s Seducing You in Bed of the Day

Imagine being the kind of dude who jerks off to these bootleg celebrities.

Even the high profile celebrities are fucking dog shit.

Then there’s the whole shitty movies, shitty TV shows, shitty writing, trash being fed to us that doesn’t allow us to get lost in their characters, or to even want to really fuck their characters, beyond wanting to fuck any character that has a vagina, because it’s better than watching the trash they are feeding us….

It’s an era where the coffee shop girl is a fucking whore, every woman on the street is a fucking whore, they are all exhibitionists who want to be jerked off to. I see pussy in leggings or short shorts not just daily, but MULTIPLE TIMES DAILY in the short window I spend at the grocery store.

There are tits and ass every where, of all ages and sizes, just saw a mom and daughter duo where the mom’s tits were bigger than my head and the daughter was in a sheer fucking tank top….

It’s CRAZY out there….so if you’re jerking off to celebrities…you are fucking crazy…

Here’s Bella Thorne, whoring for her subscribers she doesn’t get nude for….but who she rips off…..

Even though there are 10 hotter chicks than Bella Thorne in less clothing than this at fucking Walmart buying dog food and tampons…

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2025

28

May

Gwyneth Paltrow Dying in a Bikini of the Day

Gwyneth Paltrow posted some video of her making Gluten Free but not Dairy Free pancakes, I guess she’s not some Vegan asshole anymore because she’s escaped the grip of the COLDPLAY faggot….

The Neoptism child, who I just learned in the god child of Spielberg and was destined to keep on winning from birth caused some concern with her lame fans because she has one of those Glucose Monitors on her arm like an obese diabetic missing some toes and/or a foot…..

She’s probably just doing some biohacking, dot com billionaire, trying to do the ANTI AGING and living forever shit….

But then why does she look like a total fucking corpse?

To try to diffuse the concern from her dying face and medical devices in her arm, she posted a bikini picture…

Now, this may trigger some of you necros out there, because a corpse in a bikini is such a rare sighting, usually they are naked, in their burial dresses or whatever they die in…..so think of this as a treat…a diabetic, dying, celebrity treat…

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2025

28

May

Devin Brugman Bikini Influencer of the Day

Devin Brugman is one of the first unattractive bikini influencers to exist on Instagram.

She had the tits and the drive to have those tits seen, possibly as a diversion to her face and it worked.

The uglies generally have more work ethic than the naturally hot chicks, because they have to work 10 times harder to be taken seriously, except when they have fat tits.

In the event you don’t know, Brugman launched on instagram with a channel called BIKINI A DAY with her friend.

The concept…Post a bikini picture every day for views and engagement to build up that clickbait audience they could turnaround and monetzie.

It is such a simple formula, but at the time very few whores were doing it, the bikini pics get the most views so make the whole channel bikini pics.

Plus, when you do it as a channel, you can feature other people when you age out and don’t want that validation from strangers jerking off to your tits.

She ended up launching her own bikini line, natural product extension to the bikini a day, why use other people’s when you can sell your own….

Now they are multi multi millionaires….all because an unattractive girl with tits had a dream of getting hot girl attention by being half naked on the internet to show off those tits.

She was the first non-hot girl to become a self produced bikini model and because of that she’s rich as for it….now all non-hot girls are bikini models on instagram….she paved the way with those tits.

She is older, in a magazine, in a bikini….and these are the pics…to remind you to not let being ugly get in the way of whoring because someone out there will still fuck you.

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2025

28

May

Olivia Paints of the Day

Here’s a girl who has figured it all out….

You can be a whore that is presented to the world as a wholesome instagram girl by painting her bikinis and underwear on. She’s literally in a painted on bikini. PANTS SO TIGHT THEY LOOK PAINTED ON because they are…

Now, I don’t consider myself to be an art historian, critic, or someone who really understands the arts because arts are for faggots and don’t actually exist. It’s just a way to package childhood skills in the adult world for people who don’t have those skills to lander money through…

But I do think I’ve found the one kind of painting that I can endorse, especially since it tricks the instagram AI that policies nudity from being shown to all the BOT traffic that makes up instagram.

Her name is Olivia Paints and she paints herself the right way as she levels up as a creative whore the world needs, rather thank just a spread asshole girl like all the other whores, because painting on bikinis to trick IG for the views takes some effort….

Keep the whoring innovative, put all those resources to get as extreme as possible to reach that mainstream audience without setting off the internet SFW police alarms…

Posted in:Attention Whores

2025

28

May

Margot Robbie Flashes the Base of the Day

Margot Robbie is one of Hollywood’s whores. She doesn’t necessarily make the most sense as the hottest chick in Hollywood because she’s pretty clunky…broad backed…overrated….annoying.

She’s had huge success and she’s really not that good at acting, she’s never been impressive beyond the Wolf of Wall Street nudes but the fact remains that we would all eat her asshole while mid food poisoning shit…at the old folks home in 25 year from now when she’s 80….but that’s more of a testament of being a pervert rather than a fan….and there’s a level of hype and a great story of eating the shitty diaper ass of a blown out Hollywood whore before she dies…

She’s going to an important meeting, which for someone who doesn’t actually work is probably pretty uneventful, but these are the people who meld your minds and manipulate you all through marketing…a gang of lazy overpaid retards who are sitting at the right table…

Anyway, she wore a short skirt to the meeting because she’s professional, just not that kind of professional, more of the fuck for money and fame kind of professional..where a SHORT skirt matters…

Trash.

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