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2025

19

Aug

Brooks Nader Nipple Shoot of the Day

Brooks Nader is the southern whore who didn’t have to work the New Orleans convention center for money from cock, she went the more mainstream route, via Sports Illustrated Swim, where she married one of their execs to secure the spot. She’s probably a rich kid, but that doesn’t change the whore, she’s just whoring at a different table, the right table…

She’s since got a divorce and consistently has her tits out any chance she gets, whether it’s at the beach in Cabo, or other places.

She’s done some viral stunts, where she pretended to have her period at Wimbeldon, only to launch an ad with a Tampon company, which was clever marketing…

She also has a TV show coming out about her and her sister, who we aren’t sure are as whorish, but we’ll assume it’s a family thing…

There are levels to whoring….and she’s decently masterful in her whoring…

This is a titty shoot with her tits from July and since we like photoshoots with tits, we tit in photos…

I know way too much about Brooks Nader and I never actually wanted to know anything about her, I shouldn’t even know she exists…what a fucking weird internet world manipulating my MIND man….but at least I am a month late on this titty moment…to know that I am still out of the loop enough to live with myself…otherwise I’d end it all bro…

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2025

19

Aug

Brooke Burke’s Old Lady Bikini Body of the Day

The thing about paparazzi photos is that they are a little too real.

The celebs embraced the selfie and the social media content they could monetize and control, because it meant they wouldn’t be caught in unfavorable content, they’d shoot 30 versions of the same picture before sending it to their editor to reimagine them as a hot chick….

It ALMOST made the paprazzi industry obsolete, they were hurting and suing blogs to stay alive….

But the now their relevance is starting to make a comeback, like reality TV, or spy cams set up in bedrooms, since it lets you see the actual DEMONS you’ve been lied to about.

It’s funny to see a ripped Brooke Burke in her 50s, doing her WILD ON all these years later, looking like a male gymnast in a bikini with bold ons, a face of a fucking monster or Ninja Turtle, and the whole thing is confusing…

TO think one of her super fans hacked this site 20 years ago because I called her a whore…

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2025

19

Aug

Clothing Optional Nudism of the Day

Clothing sucks…as I write this naked and afraid for the people who see me through the window….and I’m not even an exhibitionist…just too fat for clothes…

I am however a voyeur….and I rely heavily on exhibitionists who get naked in public….

I would say that the only unfortunate thing about the nudist lifestyle is similar to the only unfortunate thing about the swingers lifestyle, which is that chicks only get into it when she’s old, fat and not the kind of thing you want to see naked or fucked…

It’s like it takes years of hard living in this depressing life, working a thankless job, raising bratty kids, being in a sexless marriage to your roommate to realize that stripping down in public and as part of a community is the soul searching you need….

But I’ll say, I’d rather be around naked ladies than clothed ladies even if they’re gross…so here’s to nudism…knowing the younger whores are out there doing it for their ONLYFANS and themselves because clothing fucking sucks…

So I’m willing to deal with the old fat ladies to promote the lifestyle to the young hotties who are already fucking and naked on the internet…

Ya fuckin’ hippies…

Posted in:Nudist

2025

19

Aug

Boi Girls or Girl Bois of the Day

The world is a fucking weird place and as you know there’s a whole mental illness of men wanting to be women and apparently women being men. It’s possible it’s the hormones in the food, the propaganda they are fed, the porn addiction that makes them want to have the power of the man….or maybe it’s just fucked up genetics where some chicks look more like dudes than others…

There are girls who are actively trying to be more manly, they aren’t necessarily tranny or even dykes since lesbianism is a myth, but they are appealing to some kind of beta dudes or homo closet case dudes who want to be thrown around by their woman, or to look into their eyes as they make tender love, strap on 8 inches inside them, seeing what looks like a pre-pubescent man…

Some of these chicks are taking testosterone to double down on their efforts, growing out their clits and cutting off their tits, but they still have a UTERUS and CUNT, so it’s not 100 percent gay to jerk off to them…some even have hot tits and if you can see past the bad mullet lesbian haircut, which I can, they are kinda hot..

So get yourself into the BOI GIRL fetish or is it the FEMBOY…which I think is twink dudes who look 12 for gays….whatever it is, it’s something…

Posted in:Tranny

2025

19

Aug

Zoe Saldana’s Whoring Out in her Bikini Bottoms of the Day

Zoe Saldana is whoring out in a pair of bikini bottoms despite being 47 years old.

I guess you can take the girl out of the Dominican but you can’t take the Dominican out of the girl, because she’s out here shaking that ass like it’s Caribbean Carnival, or like she’s working as a nurse in a pair of tight ass scrubs by day in the Bronx, and working the pole at night to afford that American dream….

Saldana actually lived in the Dominican Republic as a kid and moved back to New York at 17 where she sucked dick to the top….or at least to be body painted blue and jerked off by every weird nerd with a weird alien sex fetish…which turns out to be a lot…

Well, she’s still out there whoring, Dominican style…even though her old ass isn’t very fat.

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2025

18

Aug

Nina Agdal Making That Face While Picking her Ass of the Day

I’ve been mean about Nina Agdal’s face throughout her career as a bikini model. That was before she decided to use her vagina for profit and date people like Leo DiCaprio and Christie Brinkley’s rich kid, landing on the dick of a PAUL BROTHER who she bred as fast as she could because her manipulation tactics worked…

Despite looking like a broad foreheaded retard, she made her hard body work for her…

So seeing her making this face, all these years later, while picking her ass…is fun to me…

She still looks water-headed…and it doesn’t matter…dudes will fuck a retard if it’s willing…

That’s why the retard I used to know would escape her facility and always comeback pregnant….

We are perverts.

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2025

18

Aug

Eva Longoria’s Old Lady Ass in a Thong Bikini of the Day

Someone ask the AI what percentage of this ass is real.

I have a feeling some sophisticated BBL technology was used in the making of this old lady mom ass.

That’s not to say the ass is amazing because I assume it’s a BBL…

The majority of the worst asses I’ve seen have been BBLs…

It’s not a compliment….

I have a friend in Florida who wrote me about how angry he is at the THONG bikini…

He’s like EVERYONE is wearing the THONG bikini and it’s disturbing.

Fat and skinny, old and young, it makes the THONG bikini a negative thing in his mind…

I am more of a THONG fetishists than not, so I’ll take the good and take the bad that THONG bikini brings…

BUT I KNOW a bad THONG bikini when I see one….

HERE’s old lady mom ass Longoria….

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2025

18

Aug

Kristin Cavallari’s Middle Aged Mommy Milkers of the Day

Kristin Cavallari is the reality TV star from Laguna Beach, who was too good for the far more popular spinoff The Hills, because she felt she would make it as a mainstream actress…

Instead, she became an NFL WAG, which is probably the Laguna Beach dream, because it means an endless summer vacation.

She has since been divorced, dated some 20 year old as divorcees do, got a set of tits to offset being an aged out mom, committed to fitness so that she can show off her ripped body with the bolt ons….and as much as you don’t want to like an old lady in a bikini, it’s hard to not appreciate this old lady in a bikini.

She is a lifestyle brand, influencer, all masterful and still producing clickbait cuz bitches know that tits get hits, that’s why they buy the tits…

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2025

18

Aug

Tanlines of the Day

Every once in a while someone reaches out to me over email or on FB and says “sad you shut down the site”….or “did you shut down the site”….

Meanwhile, I’ll it I’ve slacked a little this summer, taking a little ME TIME, but I update this shit pretty much daily, or multiple times dailyh.

I was like “haven’t you seen the J.Lo post”….because clearly they hadn’t….ing how insignificant and uninspiring this site it…

Which makes me wonder why I am posting pics of chicks with a tanline instead ofinstead of taking in the last few days of summer, where I can help prevent disease and increase testosterone by looking at tits outside

Posted in:Tanlines

2025

18

Aug

J.Lo is Not Wearing Age Appropriate Clothing of the Day

These are some pictures for OUT magazine, which I assume is a magazine for gays, because hormonally, J.Lo is a gay Man…

It all makes her seductive cross dressing and half naked outfit a little obnoxious and not just because she’s old as shit, too old for this, but because the gays don’t want to see her old lady pussy, no matter how much it’s weathered and morphed into looping like a scrotum with a dick clit dangling over it.

I understand that she’s a gay icon, she’s a pop star with a 30 year career and being a gay icon is where they go to die….the gays too busy choking on dick to really realize that she’s pushing 60…..

They are also self involved, so her still doing her thing, making those hits, is like the 90s never left and those old fags are not the old predators they appear to be, holding onto the dream of the glory days, they’re just doing what they’ve always done like J.Lo.

I guess, one could argue that since menopause she is basically hormonally a man, the musculature manly enough to assume it comes with a cock and the BOTOX just as aggressive as a drag queen trying to feminize himself for his big show at the local drag story time at a daycare for the kids….

I may have never liked J.Lo or found her hot and I like fat asses….she just felt like a hack still feels more desperate than ever because she has piles of money…she doesn’t need to be doing this but yet she is….because something is seriously wrong with her, holding onto the glory days, like 25 years hasn’t rotted her out…

Here’s her manly nipple slip..

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