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2025

28

Aug

Jenna Ortega’s Fake Titty of the Day

I don’t find Jenna Ortega hot. The 22 year old, with the body of a 12 year old, has the hard face of 40 year old meth addicted Mexican migrant worker in the USA to pick avacados for the season.

The daughter of a Sheriff who works for the California District Attorney, has been packaged as some hot chick because she resonates with the Gen Z audience that all the media brands are chasing.

Whether it’s Summer I Turned Pretty or Wednesday or Sydney Sweeney, they need their dopey faced, ceiling eyed, retard looking freaks to push product to the generation. That’s the whole point of celebrity.

In being marketed as a hot chick, she seems to have purchased some tits with her actor money, and that’s why she shows a lot of cleavage now…

This is us documenting what we assume are some bolt ons, since all girls like having titty and all men like them titties…

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Posted in:Jenna Ortega

2025

28

Aug

Standing Butt Pose of the Day

Here’s an innovative concept….the STANDING BUTT POSE…for the fat, disabled, hiding behind a screen in their basement apartment types to experience what an ass would look like if it was standing pantsless in front of them.

It’s like cosplay or a taste of real life and that’s exhilarating to a group of freaks who don’t live a real life, but instead stay home and rot…

There are standing asses in every line at the grocery store, maybe not naked asses, but asses just the same, and maybe if you talk to them, or offer them some of that disability check, they won’t call the cops but they will show you their bare ass out of sympathy or pity…stranger things can happen….you know…a good old fashioned moon….exciting for all!

Posted in:Booty

2025

28

Aug

Reese Witherspoon’s Daughter’s Big Tits of the Day

I guess we are all at the age where we can start jerking off to the daughters of our friends because they are all in their mid-20s…

That is not to say that Reese Witherspoon or Ryan Philippe are our friends, but their daughter is 25, so you know her tits are legal to jerk off to.

She is the pregnancy that entrapped Ryan Philippe at the peak of his career as a heart throb….before Reese leveraged his fame by having his baby, to have a huge career of her own….

Most girls suck cock and spit out the baby to be in their rise to the top, but Reese decided to lather the seed all over her womb and due to her Southern Hospitality, kept it without any fear of what it would do to her career, which worked out great for her…..and I guess for Ryan because he never had to work again getting paid off from her leaving him for her power agent….despite having kids..

All this to say, check out them titties…tits may not make an ugly girl hot, but it helps…

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Posted in:Ava Philippe

2025

28

Aug

Pantyhose No Panties Just Hoes of the Day

Here’s a fetish that is more interesting than sniffing the feet portion of the pantyhose….

It’s Pantyhose without panties, just holes or hoes, or HOSE, depending on your perception of a woman showing her cunt on the internet through her pantyhose…

I figure wearing panties under pantyhose is a weird fucking thing, the pantyhose are the underwear, acting like a sieve for their discharge, similar to making cheese with the cheese cloth….so unless you’re on your period it makes no sense…

I like what the Pantyhose does to a pussy, it makes it into a bank robber pussy, a whole new look to the pussy at hand…

I am sure I am not alone in saying how ideal it would be if pantyhose were actually a PANTY hose, that just sprays us with panties….or panty soup….but we’ll survive with it being just hosiery all professional and fancy and erotic…on some 1950s housewife dressed up to go to the grocery store shit…

Posted in:Pantyhose

2025

28

Aug

Heidi Montag in a Bathing Suit in the Woods of the Day

The best comment on these pictures of Heidi Montag in a swimsuit in the forest is that someone said “You look so natural”….

Nothing in this picture is natural, from being in heels and a swimsuit in the woods, to Heidi Montag herself.

From head to fucking toe, she’s totally unnatural…

There was a time at her peak where she was viral and open about all the plastic surgery she had, looking more rugged than a porn chick after years of taking that dick and load to the face, all drugged up and scarred…

Her tits were bolt on and she looked ridiculous…

Then there’s the whole editing the shit out of her pics to have some totally unnatural body….just weirdly shaped…

So nothing in this shoot is natural, but that doesn’t mean you can’t jerk off to it or that 40 year olds who have a stripper look is ok….better than their standard menopausal rot.

Posted in:Heidi Montag

2025

27

Aug

Millie Bobby Brown Milf Fetish Panties of the Day

Millie Bobby Brown has been getting some hate because she is 21 and looks 40, which makes on think that she probably is in her 40s.

It is entirely possible that her mother had her on hormone therapy through her teens and 20s to stunt her puberty in order to land some roles as a child star, with adult work ethic, making it an easier hire for the production of the show because you wouldn’t have to follow that child actor rulebook…

She may have got Stranger Things at 25, playing an 11 year old with movie make-up and now that she’s off the hormone therapy she has to pretend to be 21, not 35…..

STRANGER THINGS have happpened thanks to movie magic and demonic lies….

The good news is that whatever age she’s at, she’s grown some tits, has hard nipples, is wearing some middle aged GUNT panties to suck in the mom-muff-gut…like a true MILF….

She’s adopted a child, because of the menopause, and taking this new mom role seriously….showing off that post adoption mom-pussy through massive panties…

Hot.

Posted in:Millie Bobby Brown

2025

27

Aug

Tight Ass Jeans of the Day

I realize that the Sydney Sweeney “Jeans” storyline that I have a hard time believing actually made people mad is weeks old and we are onto new things to be outraged about, like the new Cracker Barrel logo or who the fuck cares, the internet is full of half retard stunted children.

The only good thing about the Sydney Sweeney bullshit controversy about a mall brand saying she has good jeans as a play on words, for weird woke retards to assume that is a reference to eugenics and Nazism, neglecting the browns of the world. It just felt so staged. Ragebait for profit or some shit.

But yeah, the only good thing about it, is a reminder that tight ass jeans are fun to stare at.

There was a time when girls only wore jeans, the leggings thing wasn’t a thing, the oversized sweatpants wasn’t a thing, it was just tight ass jeans that made their asses look better than the yoga pants did.

Sure, you couldn’t see full pussy lip or asshole, but that’s what added to the excitement of their asses being held together in denim.

Since we’ve been neglected of tight ass jeans over the last 15-20 years, it’s important to revisit the jean, it’s an American classic, AMERICANA ass….

So here’s some of that.

Posted in:Jeans

2025

27

Aug

Hilary Duff at the Lake in a Swimsuit of the Day

People have a weird obsession with Hilary Duff…

So seeing her old mom ass in a one-piece bathing suit at the lake is probably really exciting for them.

I think she’s built like a bridge and not in a good way, but it’s not about me….it’s about you Hilary Duff fans who have been loving her since she first prostituted herself to an evil industry that gave her this life…..a life of multiple kids with multiple fathers like you’d find at the Walmart line-up after buying her Stuff by Duff product line….but when you’re rich and famous, it’s not seen as trashy or ghetto…because people are too enthralled trying to see her mom pussy through her swimsuit…

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2025

27

Aug

Ass Sniffing Fetish of the Day

I don’t know if you’re into sniffing dirty ass, but it seems to be a fetish on the internet. Where chicks post pictures of their assholes, saying how they are unshowered, or that they just farted or took a shit, and the weird dudes of the internet go mental over it.

I don’t know if it’s got to do with the animal instincts we have, nothing wrong with a little stink on a woman to know she is not a robotic sex doll, but a dirty ass is probably the worst of the the options.

Maybe it is something to do with the mind controlling parasites spread through feces trying to trick us into eating feces so that they can populate more people, they are parasites and that is living the parasite dream.

When I don’t have the answers, I turn to the trusty AI machine, who I should program to write this site, since it’d be funnier, more interesting and more consistent.

So I asked the AI why people have a butt sniffing fetish and this is what it told me:


a butt sniffing fetish usually refers to a kink where someone is sexually aroused by the idea of smelling another person’s butt, often in a way compared to how dogs greet each other.

It can show up in a few different forms in fetish communities:

Scent fetishism – People who are turned on by natural body odors sometimes extend this to the anal area, with “butt sniffing” being a more extreme expression.

Humiliation or degradation play – For some, the act carries a submissive/humiliating undertone, making it part of BDSM dynamics.

Animal roleplay / petplay – Some communities roleplay as dogs or animals, and sniffing is part of that fantasy.

So there you have it, girls spreading ass to speak to a niche fetish, in hopes of standing out and building an audience they can monetize off that niche fetish, because it’s harder to breakout in a more popular fetish amongst all the whores…the sheer volume of whores…making whoring harder.

Posted in:Ass Sniffing

2025

27

Aug

Sofia Vergara Old Lady Tiddy Seduction of the Day

Sofia Vergara may be old as shit, but like the pension aged stripper still working the day shift at the stripclub, she has the experience to understand how the world works and is able to game her whoring for her own personal gain right til the fucking grave.

This Colombian import, who may have been a drug mule, her brother was killed by the Cartel and that’s a little close to home to just think that she was innocent in her arrival to the USA as an undocumented immigrant with hot tits….

Unlike other hot imports, aliens or even legal immigrants, she didn’t end up working the local hotel cleaning sheets or making beds, but instead became a top level, top paid, hollywood starlet.

The storyline doesn’t line up, but Hollywood needed a hispanic with big tits who barely speaks english to speak to the new demographic of the country, and for whatever reason Miami’s own Vergara was probably already hanging out with the power players who help make these decisions happen. It’s a small club the runs the world and the psyop is that they aren’t all in lockstep….

Either way, she’s still on TV, still has the tits, is pushing 65 but can seduce you like a masterful old lady stripper with 50 years experience being able to make you cum yourself with a lap dance, no matter how gross and saggy her geriatric ass is behind that thong…

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Posted in:Sofia Vergara