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2025

24

Nov

Gal Gadot Old Lady Mom Cleavage of the Day

When it comes to planted agents sent to propagandize a generation of people through the Hollywood machine, I’ll take Gal Gadot’s old lady tits over Sasha Baron Cohen’s retarded jokes as Borat….

I figure tits are always more interesting to look at, then some dude trying to be clever in his trolling while pretending to be a goat fucking Muslim, which probably should have got him taken hostage by the people he was mocking, but planted agents don’t typically have that fate…they get away with it…because they are sent here to manipulate your minds with their lies….

Now I don’t think Gal Gadot is as hot as the nerds do, but the nerds think she is as hot as the nerds do, so this one’s for the nerds, you deserve a handout now and then…don’t you…

It’s basic sloppy cleavage under a robe, but to the right kind of nerd, that is EVERYTHING…

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2025

24

Nov

Shakira’s Got Her Ass Out of the Day

Shakira may be 100 years old…but she’s had a big tax bill for tax evasion in Spain that got her mom sent to prison…

She sacrificed her mom and made the mom take the tax evasion hit so that she could keep earning, because that’s how families are meant to work.

When you have a star, you must protect said star, because that star’s success buys you nice shit…

So in having to pay her tax bill, Shakira, at 100 years old has come out of retirement, out of the woodwork and slipped into something tight on her ass…

It’s remarkably holding together quite nicely, which is so rare to see, but it does happen on the right old lady ass if it’s got something to prove.

Which can be life after divorce due to husband fucking younger chick…or really anything that puts a woman to work proving she’s still got it, just not as much of it, or all of it, but enough of it….to be interesting in her tight pants.

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2025

24

Nov

Kylie Jenner’s Topless Glitter Titty Play No Nipples of the Day

We’re not European, so we can’t expect fake titty Kylie Jenner, even though she’s raised by the Kardashian mother and cut from the same whore cloth, which I guess for most whores would be a cum rag or a something they can wipe their cunts off with before the next client comes through them…to be fully topless.

We can’t expect her mom nipples, all elongated from the whole being a mom, out for us all to see like we were on a European vacation….surrounded by hot mom tit.

However, you can have glittery titty play without the nipples, it still counts and this fame whore billionaire’s doing it…

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2025

24

Nov

Ana De Armas on the Streets in Tight outfit of the Day

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Pant seam digging into her cunt harder than Tom Cruise ever did…
….maybe harder than Tom Cruise took dick in the 90s….

He may have recruited de Armas, the Cuban Refugee as his girlfriend in some weirdo Scientology ritual…but when a Cuban refugee gets as famous as de Armas, you know she is an owned asset….

She is leaving the gym in leggings with a barely there cameltoe. I like my cameltoes like they are on an 80 year old with a fat weathered seasoned vagina, wearing tight fucking leggings because she does old lady fitness at the local pool to keep in shape…..where all you see is brittle arthritic bones and a pussy that hangs down past her adult diaper.

Her pants are barely digging into her, not nearly as much as Tom Cruise likes digging into man pussy….because there is not way his rumored homo sex romps are faked…and far more likely they’ve just been covered up..

I choose to believe he is gay rumpr. which has been a 25 year rumor…that must have some truth to it…because it can’t be this ascend to pop culture historical relevance without some truth to it.

I’ll still stare a this Cuban prostitute who never was with her vagina out there on the mean streets..

She’s not in her tight outfit for Tom. it’s for us the loyal middle of the road losers who jerk off to her and keep her working…

I think tight clothing is the single most important thing. woman can wear, assuming she wears clothing, because it gives us, the creeper pervert viewer a glimpse of a better maintained version of themselves, pussy hugged, ass perked up, tits squeezed together….I’m a fan…just not of Ana De Armas or the hype she’s had…her tight clothing are good though.

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2025

24

Nov

Skinny Girls of the Day

In a world that tried to trick us with misinformation, telling us that fat unhealthy blue haired genderless women were hot, when everything in our animal brain told us that they weren’t…..

There was never really a true attack on skinny chicks…

Everyone knew skinny chicks were hotter and that we were just being nice to fatties because they wouldn’t stop whining.

We all knew the fatties wanted to be skinny too, they just didn’t have the willpower to do it….

When Ozempic dropped, all the pigs got on it in efforts to get skinny.

Some stayed fat, because some are such pigs they can beat Ozempic….

But it destroyed their whole bullshit narrative that they were happy being fat fucks, or that they were fierce, or amazing….

Propaganda opened up a new market for brands that never sold to fatties….so fatties started consuming their products, since fatties had disposable income from being fat and lonely, their jobs their only true worth…

But we knew the truth….

Our common sense boners didn’t trick us!

So here are some skinny chicks, to get us going, even though it’s always been about the skinny chicks, we never fell for that bullshit..

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2025

21

Nov

Nina Dobrev is Promoting Aperol Spritz’s of the Day

If you or someone you know is some near homosexual. The kind of guy who potentially fucks women, but is far more interested in taking selfies of his “fit”. You know, the hipster bro iteration that has been created from the internet, where instead of chugging beer and date raping women, they’ve decided to become foodies, with some level of a 1960s sophisticated and educated artist traveling Europe for the first time because they introduced the 747.

You know the kind of motherfucker who dresses up, accessorizes, maybe even has a beard and long hair like a homeless pig, but instead it is groomed….and motherfucker, who goes to the gym and watches his carb intake loves the mirror selfie…so the internet gets in on how cool his HYPE BEAST shopping is….latest sneakers, latest “work wear” to look rugged….

Then you’ll know about the Aperol Spritz….

These non-gay faggots fucking LOVE a Spritz…..some Italian booze dilluted in soda water….so refreshing for a summer day on the yacht in the mediterranean. GAY..

Well, Aperol decided to hire Nina Dobrev to be their tits promoting the drink into the holiday.

Whether it was Aperol Canada or International, I don’t know, but they dressed her in orange with her hot Eastern European tits, that are weathered and old, but like most Eastern European things, have withstood the test of time, wars, communism, and are still worthy of visiting on a cruise, if you know what I mean…

No idea why they chose her, probably price vs audience size ratio, maybe it’s her European roots, where her people were making vodka in the basement out of rotten rationed potatoes….

But they chose her, so here we have it.

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2025

21

Nov

Fishnet Friday of the Day

It’s FISHNET Friday!

I don’t know if that’s as exciting to you as it is for a lonely old pervert pensioner who re the glory days of Fishnets on the hookers he used to hire in World War 2 Europe…

I just know that I saw a pair of legs in fishnets the other day, they were fat legs, with fat squeezing out of it individual fishnet quadrant and it made the fat girl more appealing, while also making her look like some sort of cured meat….and I love cured meat.

What I am saying is fishnets are the lipstick on the pig, making the pig more of the kind of thing you want to do butt stuff with, because they are in fishnets and it tells a story….a romantic story, maybe a perverted story, a story that girl is into dressing sexy and seducing strangers into thinking about the pussy that has been caught with the fishnets….

So fishnet friday is magical, better than casual friday at other offices, not that we have an office, but this site ever had revenue, we’d open an office in a country with no labor laws, and it’d be FISHNET FRIDAY every day….UNIFORMS baby…

Maybe that will motivated me to try to get drunkenstepfather RICH, in on some of that INTERNET MONEY….but that would require too much work.

Instead, we’ll do FISHNET FRIDAY the internet way thanks to all them internet WHOOORES making that internet money so they can open international offices with no labor laws to sell their nudes or other merch! GLOBALIZATION.

Posted in:Fishnets

2025

20

Nov

Stella Hudgens and her Influencer Body of the Day

Stella Hudgens is the kind of corporate OnlyFans whore who does the OnlyFans content because she is clearly an exhibitionist pervert who gets off showing off her body that dudes have been excited about for years thanks to her sister’s fame and her big titties…

She has other options in life outside of producing porn for the internet, taking her slutty selfies into her own hands and releasing them at her discretion, so that perverts don’t need to hack her phone to see her giant nipples…

She’s a corporate OnlYFans girl because she has a team of idiots on her payroll that go after anyone who posts her “leaked” nudes, they frown on one dude having a memebership or subscription to her channel, in order to screenshot and share with the world…

That’s because she’s a professional whore doing amateur whore content as some kind of cashing in hard but sharing her pussy with the world…

Her body is that of an influencer, all fake titty and giant hips and ass cuz she’s fat…

Still more interesting than the other self promoting whores because of the whole having a famous and rich Disney sister…

Just goes to show us that being the second tier sister, always in the shadow, makes a bitch do what is seemingly crazy things, no matter how fucking normalized it may be..

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2025

20

Nov

Dua Lipa’s a Top Level Popstar in a Bikini in Rio of the Day

Not to be a conspiracy theorist, but Dua Lipa is in Rio and Rio is the hub of tranny porn, or has been over the last 20 years….

Thanks to all the worms in their Brazilian brains, they have a lot of trannies…

Now, I’ve been saying the Albanian Dua Lipa has been a tranny for a long time….

But seeing these bikini pics in RIO of all PLACES….isn’t doing her and her muscular chest any favors.

She’s a top pop star and the demonic hollywood and their gay agenda doesn’t want you jerking off to music videos like it was the 90s anymore…

They throw this at us as their “hot chicks”…

Do better fuckers…

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2025

20

Nov

Caylee Cowan’s Still Got Tits of the Day

Caylee Cowan was at one time being ed around the rich guys of Hollywood.

She was also doing low level nude model shoots, with her big sloppy tits, that were far too sloppy to be 20 years old, were exposed.

She left a hugely slutty internet footprint but when her rich guy who was whoring her out decided to sell her off to an Affleck officially, they started their mission to delete that digital footprint of slutty content.

I got SO many requests to take down the idiots nude photos, including photoshoots she did for attention, all trying to level up and increase her overall value to her buyers…

It’s the rich guy’s cattle auction but with pussy….and her last name is COW…like a piece of titty meat….crazy right…

Some of the funny pictures I deleted included pictures of used condoms that were just used on her, because despite condoms being for sick people, some dudes are smart enough to use them with whores…

Well, she’s lost weight, she’s still got tits, life with Casey Affleck is clearly a good one, despite his retarded frog in his throat voice…he’s still an Affleck and that makes her story one of whoring success!

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Posted in:Caylee Cowan