Fishnet’s are some classic hosiery that the hoes have worn through generations of whoring….

They say that the fishnets were invented in the 1880s in , during the Moulin Rouge cabaret era of OG Hipsters they called Bohemians sucking and fucking on Absinthe and Opiates, dying of TB, Scarlet Fever, Black Plague in the peak of their degeneracy, after turning their backs on the sophisticated class…you know rich kids voluntarily living like homeless people in the ghetto, to reject the mainstream, getting high and pretending to be artists…

LOOK, Fishnet Friday brings some French history that I can’t confirm or deny, I just know that whores were whoring in the 1890s , so some pervert scientist crafted pantyhose that looked like they were ripped, giving us some actual skin pushing through the mesh, tapping into our fishing fantasies, or trapper fantasies, of netting a pussy….and naturally, by 1920s they were famous in the USA.

I think the fishnet was created by the slutty fisherman’s daughter, who wanted sexy clothing that wouldn’t suffocate her cunt, and figured the fishnet was viable fabric….but they don’t tell you about her….

The Fishnets have lasted over 100 years, in a bunch of variations, from strippers, porn chicks, 80s office workers, punks, trannies, bartenders and goths….and you can still jerk off to them like your great grandpa did, which allows you to stay connected to your family heritage in the weirdest way.

Here are some fishnets…

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I don’t know why the majority of girls taking fishnet selfies include spread vagina, but I’m not complaining, I’ll cervix hunt through photos with the best of them….

I’m okay with it porning up something that shouldn’t be so trashy, even though fishnets have had their fair share of trashy, I like to focus on the nostalgia…

It’s a hosiery developed for function, to air out the feet and pussy appropriated by strippers in their 1900s Cabarets, before Hollywood and pin-ups too ownership of the fishnets, then it went punk, tranny, high fashion, influencer….giving your great great grampy the same masturbation material I am giving you today, but more old-timey….same idea though…

So here are some fishnets on a Saturday..

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It’s FISHNET Friday!

I don’t know if that’s as exciting to you as it is for a lonely old pervert pensioner who re the glory days of Fishnets on the hookers he used to hire in World War 2 Europe…

I just know that I saw a pair of legs in fishnets the other day, they were fat legs, with fat squeezing out of it individual fishnet quadrant and it made the fat girl more appealing, while also making her look like some sort of cured meat….and I love cured meat.

What I am saying is fishnets are the lipstick on the pig, making the pig more of the kind of thing you want to do butt stuff with, because they are in fishnets and it tells a story….a romantic story, maybe a perverted story, a story that girl is into dressing sexy and seducing strangers into thinking about the pussy that has been caught with the fishnets….

So fishnet friday is magical, better than casual friday at other offices, not that we have an office, but this site ever had revenue, we’d open an office in a country with no labor laws, and it’d be FISHNET FRIDAY every day….UNIFORMS baby…

Maybe that will motivated me to try to get drunkenstepfather RICH, in on some of that INTERNET MONEY….but that would require too much work.

Instead, we’ll do FISHNET FRIDAY the internet way thanks to all them internet WHOOORES making that internet money so they can open international offices with no labor laws to sell their nudes or other merch! GLOBALIZATION.

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Gone Fishin’ is the general attitude I have. It is my life philosophy. Each day should have the same calmness and relaxation as when you are out on the lake with your grandpa, or out at the creek with your brother on a hot summer day, even if you never experienced those thing, you know the feeling….

It’s also the feeling I get when looking at girls in fishnets, just nostalgic, wholesome, relaxing good time….

Fishing without fishnets…is a terrible thing…but then again, I don’t eat fish, but I do eat vagina, so it’s probably a survival / sustenance thing…but fishnets remain as nostalgic and DELICIOUS as a day on the lake with grandpa…or some shit…at least when your life philosophy is gone fishing…

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If you’re into Fridays, you should check out my STEPSMUT project, where I posted some FISTING FRIDAY videos, since Friday’s are the day to fist because they give your asshole a weekend to recover, so you’re not shitting all over yourself at the office on Monday, not that anyone goes to the office, but I guess shitting on Zoom is almost as bad….

If you’re more of a traditionalist, who doesn’t really embrace these modern times where girls fist themselves out in the open for their audience or to find their audience, because you’re more of a classical pervert who likes your fisting done in the privacy of your own motel room with a hooker who you’d expect to get killed off by some serial killer at a later date because she’s about to fist herself for you for 50 dollars and that’s the kind of low buy in that gets a hooker killed….luckily, you’re a nice guy, a decent guy and your fisting fetish doesn’t take away from that because you keep it fucking secret….it’s between you and the whores you pay….that’s in family man.

But yeah, if you like more traditional content on a FRIDAY, here’s the FISHNETS because there’s nothing more traditional, familiar, nostalgic, historical than some fishnets.

They are the lingerie your granny wore during the great depression to feed the cow to keep milk on the table….they are the lingerie your other granny wore during WWII to service the soldiers and to not be sent off to the concentration camps…and even when whored up with this generation of fisters on selfie cam smart phones….still exude a level of sophistication….class….even when this generation of fisters write captions like “CAUGHT MY STANK ASS FISH IN THESE NETS”…..or whatever the “it” phrasing is….

The point is – FISHNET FRIDAYS FOREVER motherfuckers…

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I read a story about a local 27 year old who got arrested for rubbing women’s feet without their consent at the beach while masturbating….

It wasn’t me, I’m not 27 or that inexperienced of a creep, I’ve got 40 years of creeping on that fool, where my masturbating to women without their consent goes unnoticed, or at least laughed at by the girls who don’t consent to my masturbating, so that they don’t feel violated enough to go to the police.

It’s a lesson for all of you to learn, be the dancing monkey, the clown at the circus, make your creeping entertaining like a Netflix Series they want to binge, because their sympathy in your pathetic behavior coupled with them being entertained my it will save you legal fees.

Here are girls in fishnets, possibly smelling like fish in the net if they are unshowered or suffering from BV….

We like fishnets, anything nostalgic or classy to trash the fuck up…

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I don’t do enough of these galleries, but I am a one man show and I am extremely lazy, but it’s Christmas.

You, dear reader, have not made me rich or bought anything I am selling, which I assume is because you don’t exist.

In your defence, I wouldn’t visit a site like this either.

If I was to draw up a business plan with CHATGPT, it would not look like this from a content perspective.

Yet here we fucking are!

So in being uninspired by your lack of encouragement. Think of me as the retard who needs the school to cheer me on so that I do my awkward dance in front of everyone, thinking they are for me and not mocking me….

I don’t dig through the self produced content of whores everywhere, just producing whore content for whatever motivation, whether it’s money or attention I don’t know…

It’s girls in their fishnets, posing like they are off-brand Penthouse girls, while seemingly self-producing this shit…that’s great.

Whoring like fishnets are timeless!

Let’s hope some of these girls are some of your daughters…..

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Fishnets are the magical outfit that reminds you that you are a hunter wire to take down your prey…with innovative things like netting…

At least that’s why I assume they are so popular…because otherwise, it’d just be easier to get naked and keep it at that..

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I keep seeing whores out there really embracing the country lifestyle. They’re rocking Real Tree prints and shopping at Bass Pro shop. They are watching cowboy movies and connecting with ranchers, country music and cowboys. They like the trad wife movement, and the getting out into nature for an off grid experience….at least the good girls are…there are still freakish cat ladies who think being into American roots is WEIRD…

I’m just waiting for these instagram whores converging with the outdoorsman….to use the fishnets for their intended purpose on a fishing trips with actual fish nets.. in ways we can jerk off to because there vaginas are exposed.

In the meantime…they’re still doing glamour model shit in fishnets and the fishnet pantyhose, with all it’s mesh, speaks to our perversion apparently..

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Fishenets aren’t just for wearing while you jerk off because you’re a cross dresser…

They’re also not just for catching fish during some apocalyse…

They aren’t for squeezing fat girls out in weird way…

They are for looking at in pics of chicks in fishnets, it’s old timey, classic and familiar….generations of people jerked off to fishnets, probably something you and your grandpa can probably bond on, hopefully not while jerkin goff to your granny in fishnets, because you’re that kind of family.

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