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2026

14

Apr

Tanlines Tuesday of the Day

It’s summer somewhere….and there are whores in all climates wanting to take selfies of their tanlines for the internet…

It’s one of those “if I am in the sun in a bikini” or “If i just got a Spray Tan that gives the illusion I was in the sun in a bikini” or “I went to the tanning salon in a bikini”….they just can’t help but take pics for the strangers, the perverts, the YOUS GUYS of the internet…

We appreciate that summer content, whether in a deep freeze or in a summer location because the tanline highlights the good parts you AREN’T SUPPOSED TO SEE but these LOOSE women, with no shame, morals, decency, modesty want you to see….because society has fallen…and it gives us content to jack off to…A WIN for HUMANITY like fake space travel…

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2026

14

Apr

Britney Spears Nipple Dance Video of the Day

Here’s the latest DUI Britney Spears who they are trying to frame as being a crazed lunatic with their hollywood witchcraft, propaganda and lies.

They staged a DUI, so you think she’s unhinged and still alive.

Then they continuously post her weirdo dance videos on her social media.

Today’s Dance Video, which brings me happiness, because the fall of Britney is the most interesting thing going on in entertainment, especially when she has her nipples out.

Her videos look like they were shot on a 90s flip phone, the first phone cameras around, because they are so low quality….

She uses an EMOJI to cover her nipple, just not very well.

The nipple that is visible, is barely visible, because this shit is so pixelated.

If you can’t see a nipple that is meant to be visible, then how can you determine if this thong wearing 45 year old is actually Britney Spears, or Phoebe Price in her biggest role yet, where she plays Britney Spears for the lie they are pushing on us….

I will say that Britney’s tits in her 20s were far less perky than these bad boys….

IT IS A PSY OP like a NASA SPACE mission…FAKE AND GAY…

, this is the dance of a professionally trained international popstar dancing retarded and not a recently divorced mom with a mental issue, trying to find herself now that her kids have been taken from her and she’s gotta make rent money…

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2026

13

Apr

Tate McRae Pop Tart in a Thong Bikini of the Day

Tate McRae is a top tier popstar that they exported from Canada, put into child reality tv because the mom was a dancer, decided to push her out there as a dancer because the mom was a dancer, realized they could throw in some computer generated songs that she lip synchs, living up to the TikTok talent leaders of lip synchers getting paid millions for their lip synching…because we are all RETARDS.

Anyway, they sexualize her, they exploit her tits for marketing and now we’ve got the thong bikini in Miami….too cool for BOOMER Coachella I guess…

The thong bikini is the standard bikini, when I was a kid, the one piece was the standard bikini, so a perverted generation of perversion slowly pushing the perversion further and further does have some benefits…

I never was a thong fetishists, mainly because they went too mainstream and the asses I saw them on were middle aged fat ass….but now that you can see thongs on all bitches, I am and you should be too.

In conclusion, Tate McRae in a thong is better than her not in a thong….

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2026

13

Apr

Sydney Sweeney Hollywood Infantile Fetish Content of the Day

Hollywood is desperate to get views, so they are doing what porn chicks or content creators do, which is instead of coming up with good content, they do some low hanging fruit America’s Funniest Home Videos, kid throwing ball to dad’s balls for 100k, trash…

They have all the resources to make fun, uplifting, hilarious, amazing content…but instead they go low frequency bottom feeding shit….

Sydney Sweeney is as desperate to keep her nonsense career alive, she knows she’s not hot enough to carry these tits, so she does whatever is thrown her way….

Euphoria was a popular dark and depressing take on the Gen Z high school experience, filled with nudity for a porno generation, in hopes of competing with the porno generation….

Sweeney was their big tits that went viral and became relevant from the show…

Now, I am a pervert, I am into real sex in mainstream content, I have always wanted to see hollywood get a little more porny, but I guess I expected it to be in a good way…

The problem is that the people who make the decisions aren’t interesting people, so they just do whatever they can for viral appeal…

In this case, its’ dressing bitch up like a baby with her tits out because we all saw that Oprah or Donahue or Geraldo or Dr Phil or Sally Jesse Raphael or Jenny Jones or Jerry Springer episode of the dude who dresses and lives like a baby, shitting his diaper for sexual release..

WE ALL KNOW IT IS A REAL THING….

It’s not that clever to feature it….unless it’s a low key troll on Sweeney to show you all how low she will go for her show, for the role, for the people who tell her what to do…

Any self respecting woman would say “Fuck No” to that scene….

Sweeney was like “GET ME THE PACIFIER, I AM READY”….

That’s probably the kind of hooker you’d want to buy, anything for a dollar, even humiliating things…

It’s not really what I’d want for an icon or idol to the youth, because there is a line in the sand that should be drawn by the mainstream, leaving the gutter behavior to the bottom feeding fat weirdos who partake in that kind of thing…bringing attention to it, or trying to get dudes to jerk off to it is just bad for society as a whole..

I’m a pervert, into pervert shit, but I always JUDGE the women who are involved in it….Just because it gives boners, even if it shouldn’t, doesnt’ mean it is right…or that they should be doing it.

I like my women wholesome, classy, respectable…these other trash are for entertainment purposes only….SIDESHOW SHIT…

Since I don’t care about society as a whole and think it’s funny a rich and famous Sweeney would do this disgusting scene…for lame shock value…the Howard Stern of TV….

This is a real good argument for Hollywood not being Pedowood….and this is what mainstream entertainment has become…

The best thing in all this is that Season 3 of Euphoria, despite the weird fetish content, is going to suck, but at least they got Sweeney doing this while they had her on payroll….

Here are more of her scenes….where she also plays a dog….because it’s fun to be humiliated while sexualized and monetized, especially in the mainstream and not the porn channels she belongs on!

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2026

13

Apr

Selena Gomez Morning Egg Hole of the Day

The egg hole is a pussy, but also a breakfast dish….and it looks like celebrity chef Selena Gomez, who has a successful cooking show along with being Selena Gomez, brought her fake Lupus titties that she got during one of her organ transplants out to make some TOAD IN THE HOLE or HOLE IN THE WALL eggs…

That’s when you fuck a loaf of bread or slice of bread if you’re limited on bread, hoping to not cum in the loaf or on the bread, leaving you with a hole in the bread you through in the frying pan to toast, throwing an egg in the hole, creating a masterful breakfast dish….

Now, I don’t know if Selena Gomez used her dick or her husband’s dick to make the egg hole in the bread….I just know her tits are out and that is usually enough…

Selena Gomez’s life expectancy is apparently normal, so long as she doesn’t give into her alcoholism….since her new kidney she farmed back in 2017 when she got the tits….

So I guess a dying Gomez isn’t really a thing despite her terminal illness, making staring at her tits less limited because of the shorter timeline, we don’t need to maximize staring at her tits knowing we’ve only got a year more of those tits, since she’ll likely live into her 80s…which makes it all less fun.

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2026

10

Apr

Britney Spears Dance Party of the Day

Britney Spears apparently had a DUI, which was probably a fake news item or storyline put together by the people in Hollywood, you know HER neighbors, because they need to maintain the illusion that she is alive, that she is real, that she is falling off hard, and that she’s on the decline.

They’ve been doing it with selfie dance videos that everyone finds weird because they are shot on a Motorola Flip Phone….the RAZR or the KRAZR…..we’re not too fucking sure, but we know this shit is from the ARCHIVES…

They feel like LIVELEAK Beheading videos…

They are all by design, her music catalog and brand too valuable, so they’ve got her on life with an easy out when ready….

Death makes these people extra rich, look at Michael Jackson and every other dead star who gets to the top of the charts afterlife…

So using that death trigger at the right time is critical!

ANYWAY….BRITNEY SPEARS…dancing in a video we may have all seen before….

IF THAT IS REALLY BRITNEY SPEARS….and not AI, Body Doubles or LIES….

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2026

10

Apr

Old Fat Kelly Brook Does Swimsuit Modeling of the Day

Kelly Brook brings up a good point….

Are fat chicks more expensive to date than skinny chicks because they eat so much food, or are fat chicks ashamed of being fat chicks, so that they don’t order anything but soda water on a date, because they don’t want to be judged….

Let’s hope that is something none of you will ever find out because you deserve skinny hot chicks…..

Unfortunately, statistically you’ve only ever had a fat chick if you’ve even had a chick, but know that I was wishing the best for you….we’re in this together….never alone….or some other circle jerk gayness we’ll pretend isn’t gay…

Kelly Brook has always been fat, that’s why she had the giant tits, but she was clever enough to hide it for as long as she could, but eventually you just have to embrace it when you know it’s a marketing angle for old fat chicks to reach old fat chicks and something she can monetize.

She was a titty fetish model….now she’s pushing swimsuits old fat chicks….constant evolution…I guess she’s grown as on camera talent…or she grew into her tits….they almost ALWAYS do….at least when the tits are real…

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2026

10

Apr

Old Crackwhore Natasha Lyonne Acting Nuts of the Day

Natasha Lyonne is wearing some historic bloomer panties like a Victorian prostitute or maybe an Old West prostitute, either way, an 1800s prostitute.

She’s also got a sheer body suit like she was still in the early 00s and working on being an American Apparel model…..but she’s a historic heroin addict, so back in the early 00s, she was already washed up and near dead from her self destruction..

She had a collapsed lung, hep c, liver failure and other things like a damaged heart valve that required surgery….because she was so committed to the cause….

I always respect shitty drug addicts, especially when they are rich, because they are too weak to get their shit together….but they still get to live the good life.

She was at the Euphoria Premiere, she’s apparently a guest star on the show…

More interestingly, she was kicked off a DELTA AIRLINES FLIGHT after this event because she was either nodding off or acting up….

Bratty, stunted, rich fucks….making everything about them in their bad behavior….grow the fuck and be a decent human you zombie faced rat…

She’s about 55 years old, so her fat girl tits that aren’t so fat, but that people were weirdly into because she was marketed as potentially being hot in a few of her late 90s movies….are VISIBLE…

CHECK IT OUT – She looks terrifying…and the tits aren’t hot, but are tits….

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2026

10

Apr

Shay Mitchell Old Lady Ass for Baywatch Revival of the Day

Shay Mitchell is probably 45 years old, but for some reason they’ve decided to cast her in the new Baywatch they are attempting.

I didn’t watch Baywatch in the 90s, I was too busy drinking in strip clubs to waste my time sitting on a couch watching Playboy chicks in their red bathing suits. I generally don’t enjoy the cocktease and if I can see the whores in the show naked in things like their sex tapes, since 2 of them had sex tapes, one of them had 2 sex tapes, I figure….why waste time with the cocktease, especially when there was real pussy out there to cocktease me, not shitty TV pussy that I’m forced to sit through shitty plots and shitty acting to barely see a hard nipple…

What I am saying is that Baywatch likes to think it was iconic, because a lot of sad nerds watched it, but it fucking sucked….

However, with the 90s revival, FOX and DISNEY have jumped on Baywatch as hard as they can and they are trying to do it in a viral way.

So they’ve hired big tits from Yellowstone that found Ozempic since Yellowstone.

They’ve hired old leathery tits from Sports Illustrated and Dancing with the Stars….Brooks Nader.

They’ve hired hot college Gymnast and MLB WAG Olivia Dunne to hit the TikTok crowd.

They probably tried to cast Sydney Sweeney but couldn’t work through a deal….

So they landed on 45 year old Shay Mitchell, the Canadian rich kid living her acting dream in LA…rich as shit from being on a hit show when IG launched and monetizing ever since.

She is on set….and it’s not that exciting.

You know she waxed her whole body for this shit….and starved herself, ozempickled and BOTOXED…since she’s 45 years old…

Weird cast, hope it fails…but they are hiring the paparazzi to be on set to try to make it a thing….I don’t think it will be a thing..

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2026

10

Apr

Kaia Gerber’s Skinny Ass of the Day

It is our duty to celebrate a skinny chick….

In a world of fat being celebrated, it is our duty to celebrate a skinny chick…

I understand that the fat girl being hot scam is finally coming to light because the fat girls themselves who pretend they love being fat or that it is as fierce as they are when faced with an all you can eat buffet, are trying to get skinny too….

Sure, the fat girl who hates herself is sexually available and arguably worth a fuck to people who prefer to fuck than jerk off…

That doesn’t mean the fat girl is hot, but the fat girl thinks she is because she has multiple dudes trying to fuck her….

It confused their fat brains, all full of icing….unable to think clearly…

Then the media jumped on fat empowerment because the fats of social media cried that they weren’t represented….

Then brands realized that fat chicks buy most of their products trying to find happiness in their fatness….

Then brands realized they could double their market by doubling their size for humans that are double the size of normal humans…

But all that is coming to light when people stop and think “fat is gross, why haven I bought into this”…and the fat chicks themselves are fighting the fatness…

We havent’ won the fight yet, so we need to celebrate skinny chicks like Kaia Gerber when we see them…

She is Cindy Crawford’s daughter…and she’s been raised to realize skinny is life, skinny is important, skinny gave their family a life….



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