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2025

15

Dec

Kate Beckinsale Panty Hand Stand of the Day

Kate Beckinsale is one of those old as fuck, mid 50s starlets who aged pretty amazingly, like she was some kind of soul sucking vampire, which she may be, since she has been in multiple vampire movies.

She seems to have been losing her mind lately, the internet has destroyed her brain, where she is reactive to all the comments people leave her, and where she is consistently off her fucking rocker.

Her father or stepfather died, then she got hospitalized, always looking emaciated and near death, then her mother died, where she’s gone onto say her daughter’s boyfriend lays eggs, and other retarded things, as part of some performance art she’s involved in.

Well, she did a hand stand with visible panties and we like visible panties mixed with athleticism, especially on some granny aged frail bitch pulling out the party tricks she used to pull out in her prime before getting cummed in.

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2025

15

Dec

Jewel is in a Bikini of the Day

Jewel can save your soul….or at least her music can if you were a lesbian in the 90s into the Women in Songs compliation CD….

She can give you something to jerk off to if you’re into 51 year olds with tight enough bodies in bikinis.

Jewel was once an NFL WAG, then a Rodeo WAG, then Kevin Costner’s post-divorce pussy and through it all, she’s had a hotter body than you probably thought she had when she first hit the scene in the 90s.

Her origin story of being an Alaskan with a dream, who lived in her car before getting signed after being spotted doing the coffee shop singer/songwriter circuit of the 90s is questionable.

With tits like that, I’m sure she always had a warm bed to sleep in….but it makes for a more exciting storyline to market.

Who cares, old lady in bikinis…

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2025

15

Dec

Large Hanes her Way Cotton Panties of the Day

Nothing says hot like a pair of giant fucking underwear that can be bought in a 6-pack at Walmart.

You know, the classic period panty, a little Hanes her Way, or some bootleg version of Hanes her Way.

If you can’t use a pair of underwear as a parachute when the plane is going down or as a tent when you are run off the road in a snow storm or as a life raft when the ship sinks….then it’s not worth wearing or jerking off to.

Big panties may look silly and kill any sex appeal an ass may have but that’s what makes them so hot.

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2025

15

Dec

Madelaine Petsch and her Nipples at an Event of the Day

The other night in Hollywood, while famous directors were being stabbed to death by their kin, Maddy Petsch of Riverdale fame went to an event with her nipples visible.

The fit and relatively busty Marcia Cross of her generation, probably didn’t realize that her invisible ginger nips on her china doll complexion would be visible, since many a men she fucks can’t find them in the bedroom, because pale nipple problems….

However, they are actually the darker kind of redhead nipple….that can’t be contained because she’s a horny feisty little slut who wants to be ed or at least remind the people that she can be reduced to tits like other successful GEN Z too.

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2025

15

Dec

Romy Reiner’s Mourning Bikini Tits in a Bikini for your Morning Erection of the Day

There’s a viral story being circulated about Rob Reiner and his wife being stabbed to death by their own son. Possibly Anti-Depressants destroying lives again!

I don’t think there have been any arrests made yet, so it is possible that it was a Covid vaccine injury, maybe he suffocated on his COVID mask or it could be one Reiner’s haters because of his twitter trollingas as a radical leftist may have triggered a right wing radical or an anti-semite….

It probably wasn’t a politically motivated attack, but just another example of bad parenting in Hollywood, where they create these entitled rich kid losers who develop drug addictions because their rich kid life isn’t good enough for them, and after 20 years finally snap.

This inside job was literally an inside the family thanks to an entitled brat and not Hollywood machine having him killed for knowing too much.

It’s always the ultra rich liberals who are the most fucked up and angry.

Along with being so vocal and critical about your President, Republicans, Right wing nuts, Covid vaccines and other nonsense on social media at 75 years old, get the phone away from grandpa, he’s embarrassing, Reiner made MANY iconic movies in the 80s and 90s that were hugely successful. Some of your favorite movies may have been directed or produced by Reiner.

I am not political, but whether his intentions in his commentary were to save America or to be uplifting and to use his voice for good, it also perpetuated negativity and divisiveness to other side instead of nurturing his soul and the health of his family.

I am not into politics but politics on twitter are generally never uplifting or inclusive and always brings darkness and fights to the internet…in a time that doesn’t need that kind of thing. Clearly, there was darkness at the home even if he seemingly had a quality relationship with other of his family.

I checked out his big titty daughter, sister of the alleged killer, who may not be the killer since no arrests were made. Her name is Romy.

The family was on vacation 2 weeks ago, where they swam together and her caption was some divisive libtard bullshit to further divide the country politically from her super rich vantage point that the rest of America just doesn’t understand.

Thankful for family, health, and followers of any age. Not thankful for the president and the state of our country.

I am not American and I don’t care about politics, I am on neiter side of the political spectrum because I think it’s all a joke, but I do believe in family first and I can say maybe they should have collectively focused on the family part and fuck off about the other noise, because happiness starts at home and probably shouldn’t die at home by the hand of someone who lives in said home.

I will say that I could not imagine being some rich fuck on a happy family vacation in a tropical paradise and my public caption to the internet is about your president or the state of the country based on the perspective of some coddled rich kid who lives in a bubble.

These are fucking weird people….but at least she’s got tits, mourning tits in a bikini for your morning wood….and maybe you can offer to be her “Daddy” now that she’s an orphan. Orphan Romy.

If it was in-fact a family killing family story, then only the family is to be blamed for a serious tragedy, whether you were a fan of Meathead, his movies, his politics, or hated him for being an internet jerk or not.

This is some insane kind of RIP Motherfucker of the Day…..very sad times in Brentwood and for the Reiner Family.

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2025

12

Dec

Jennifer Lawrence Steps Out of Retirement for a New Naked Role of the Day

We can all agree that Jennifer Lawrence, as annoying as her personality was when she was cast in every movie, broke through to us with her hot self shot nudes….making us appreciate her rockin’ tits and pussy that got some poor hero who hacked her icloud arrested. Dude actually did time for her weak s…

Since google brings you naked Jennifer Lawrence pictures if you want to revisit those nudes, it is only natural for her to do naked Hollywood roles, we’ve all seen it before and it can add to her bullshit storyline of being a legit actress, when we all know there is no such thing as legit acting, it’s not an art form, it’s retarded.

Unfortunately for us, she does those nude scenes as a mom of two who doesn’t work out. The tits saggier, the ass flatter and sloppier….

BUT it is still a nude scene and we shouldn’t hate on that.

Sure, Jennifer Lawrence making a comeback is boring, no one cares, she’s not that compelling, but at least it’s nude, since we can’t control who these Hollywood idiots cast.

The movie is called “DIE MY LOVE”…

The premise of Die My Love is a psychological drama about a woman, Grace (Jennifer Lawrence), who is a writer and new mother experiencing a mental breakdown after moving to a remote house with her musician husband, Jackson (Robert Pattinson). The film explores her descent into madness, fueled by the isolation and pressures of domestic life, which creates a terrifying and chaotic environment for both her and her family.

Just some more Hollywood propaganda written by day dudes, lesbians or liberal whores having the best time talking about all the boys they have sex with, because if you’ve ever been stuck behind a liberal woman, all she talks about is all her boy troubles, like it makes her interesting, all because they act like they want a real relationship that is more than being banged out, but there’s no drama in that, so why limit themselves…

The point is, this is not a movie about some woman becoming a happy trad wife, it’s about a girl losing her shit when being sent out to a remote area to raise her family….

Programming to kill the family unit and to force people into the pods jerking off to porn they want us in…

Here are the screenshots of the NUDE SCENE.

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2025

11

Dec

Jessica Alba is a Horny Granny in a Bikini on Vacation of the Day

Jessica Alba must be 50 years old by now. Her kids probably old enough to be having kids of their own, yet she still feels hot enough to wear a bikini for whoever is willing to look.

Lucky for her, she is Jessica Alba and people like to pretend that things haven’t changed in the last 25 years and that she’s still a hot piece of celebrity ass they want to fuck, forgetting she’s statistically no longer fertile, hormonally a man, well past her prime and probably pissing herself like the other 50 year old women with kids…

Sure, she’s still Alba and worth a fuck, but that would apply if she was 500 pounds down on her luck in a rehab facility after 10 strokes from bad drugs trying to medicate after no longer being relelvant.

Instead, this version of ALBA on this timeline, is a billionaire….and stays fit…and tanned…and the only tragedy is that her exhibitionism doesn’t involve spread pussy….

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2025

11

Dec

Dua Lipa Nipples for Christmas of the Day

Dua Lipa is another Albanian singer, which should make you wonder why 4 of the 10 top singers in the world are Albanian…

I mistakenly called Charli XCX an Albanian in her sloppy titty post. I called her out for being some sort of agent of Satan….that became an agent of Satan due to being trafficked from a refugee camp. I am fake news and can’t be trusted, but she is still potentially an agent of Satan, her origin story just different….

I guess I was confused with Dua Lipa and the other Albanian refugee child trafficked to some “foster parents” who presented themselves as her parents, to raise her or train her to be a complicit puppet for the industry to use when she comes of age….

It is far more interesting and exciting to think there is a conspiracy to fame, or to why people become famous, rather than it being totally random…

In Dua Lipa’s case, she could be another puppet, pretending to have been organically made famous from strategic youtube, burt I don’t believe they let people organically become famous.

However, her dad was some sort of Eastern European advertising and marketing expert, who definitely understood the way to game the internet algorithms with Eastern European softwares, spam bots and fake traffic, giving the illusion of authenticity that the industry jumped on with open wallets..

Which is ALWAYS possible, people are retarded and buy into fake views all day…

Ultimately, it doesn’t matter but her Christmas fashions include nipple and that makes her the kind of agent of Satan you want, because nipples matter.

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2025

11

Dec

Kelly Osbourne Corpse of the Day

They say that reality star Ozzy Osbourne died, but by the looks of it, his daughter Fat Kelly, who was also a reality star has also died…

They have been able to reanimate her body and present her to the world like someone who is alive, but clearly this is just modern funeral home mortician content to show off their work….

Take the corpse out of the coffin….

Photoshop the corpse in front of seasonal ZOOM backgrounds…

It’s dynamic…

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2025

11

Dec

Charli XCX Sloppy Titty of the Day

Charli XCX is some big eye browed Albanian refugee, trafficked to the UK, where they established a new life for her, in which they were able to train her throughout her life, to be the industry puppet, agent of Satan they wanted her to be.

It’s a tale as old as time about getting these kids in the system when they are young, turning them into starlets who do what they are told by using severe trauma based mind control.

They even tell us about it in movies like Zoolander.

They soft launched Charli XCX’s tits a bunch of years ago, during COVID she made her official deal with the devil, where everything about her went darker, and her career exploded.

She even had a video where she was marrying the devil, which is totally a natural thing to creative direct or write into your music video.

Especially in this Atheist society, just throwing in demonic symbolism for fun, when the average person doesn’t think about demonic things, or Christian things, because they are just lost souls looking for pussy to jerk off to.

The point is, for a society that doesn’t care about god and thus shouldn’t care about he devil, there’s a fucking lot of satanic symbolism in the media….

Makes you think that maybe, that’s why they don’t care about god, because the evil satanic agenda is working on you idiots….that is all part of the satanic program….

Because these fucking big eyebrows and sloppy tits are still tributing him, harder than you cum tribute Charli XCX after jerking off on your ipad – EYE PAD…

For a atheist society, they sure hate Jesus a lot, like with a ion, any non believer is aggressive on their hate towards the lord and savior and they seem to really love all things satanic…why is that?

MAKES YOU WONDER…doesn’t it.

You heathen fucks need to get saved because behind the scenes, they are trying to destroy you!

Just a heads up….

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