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Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Britney Spears Titty Play of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Stephen Baldwin’s Obscure Leo DiCaprio Video of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Salma Hayek is Looking Youthful Enough With her Cans in Cannes of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

Yoga Move of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS of the Day

2026

19

Jun

Angelina Jolie’s Life After Cutting Off her Tits of the Day

Angelina Jolie Lives, even if she killed her titties.

She didn’t die with her titties!

Angelina Jolie, who was potentially some bratty rich kid with a drug addiction before becoming some international sensation, marketed as the hottest gothic actress in the history of actresses, thanks to what was likely fake lips..

I’m not an Angelina Jolie hater, she seems fucking annoying, but I appreciated that she was a hot chick being marketed as a hot chick, whether she could act or not, it didn’t matter, because is fake as fuck, and not a real skill….so might as well be a hot chick in the mix…

Instead, we now use uglies in everything and that’s bad for the overall societal happiness…it confuses the new generation into liking the uglies..

Anyway, this crackhead cut off her tits due to risk of cancer, so Brad Pitt left her….

But she wants us to know, there is life after cutting off tits, since she’s out here, all old, with some cleavage…despite having cut off her tits…

She is old, but I appreciate the heroin addict looking arms…

HOT.

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Posted in:Angelina Jolie

2026

19

Jun

Britney Spears Dance Weirdness of the Day

I like checking in on Britney Spears because she’s an interesting social experiment or viral troll.

Lucky for us, she posted a series of dance videos over the last few days.

She laid off the dance videos for at least a month after her fake DUI, so it’s good to have her back, or at least the AI or body double they are pretending is her.

Watching her dance, maximizing her art and she looks pretty insane while doing it, probably all part of the programming.

It’s like she’s riddled with demons in her soul, or at the very least she has some sort of brain damage, dementia or has been lobotomized…

Because her dances, from a professionally trained star dancer, is like a crackhead malfunctioning….just fucking glitching out while the IT team tries to figure out how to reprogram it…

It is highly entertaining especially since she grabs her tits and simulates the sex.

Posted in:Britney Spears

2026

19

Jun

SUPER UGLY GIRL of the Day

Mily Alcock is cast as Super Ugly Girl, they just leave out the UGLY part in efforts to not be cancelled for objectifying women by saying the TRUTH…

Instead of hiring a hot chick with big tits and a face that doesn’t look like it’s got a genetic disorder, or Fetal alcohol sydrome at the very least, which is probably the case, she’s Australian and her mom very likely smoked, drank and partied through the pregnancy….those Australians like having a good time…

Maybe TRUTH and HONESTY is what we are missing in this life….

It would prevent girls who look like this from wanting to be on camera, crying for the part, beating out the hot chicks by guilding the producers into thinking an ugly girl is more relatable and what the people actually want…

Make ugly chicks ugly again, don’t cast them as HOT CHICKS….like SUPER GIRL…

That is a face for a horror movie…

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Posted in:Milly Alcock

2026

19

Jun

Charli XCX’s Fat Belly Roll of the Day

Charli XCX is some overrated fat chick who they decided to give a career to.

I guess if she was a skinny hot chick, they’d have less control over her messaging.

When you get a fat chick, they want to be the hot chick so bad, that they’ll do anything when selling their soul.

While a hot chick, is harder to manipulate.

It’s like a dude with a giant cock, pretty happy in life working blue collar because of his giant cock, no need to have the drive of a small dicked guy who’s only value is money or status due to the micro penis…

You get what we are saying here…

Charli XCX not hot, but they want us to think she is…

She’s even doing MEDIA like ROLLING STONE magazine in her underwear, tits out.

All I see is belly rolls.

Which is funny because you know she starved herself for a week or two before this photoshoot, maybe railing lines of OZEMPIC….then there’s the whole PHOTOTSHOOT with PHOTOSHOP and filters…

Clearly, this is a TO BETTER fatty situation…

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But she does have tits!!

Posted in:Charli XCX

2026

18

Jun

RIP Motherfucker the Daveigh Chase Edition of the Day

Daveigh Chase, the voice of Lilo from Lilo and Stitch and the girl in The Ring and Donnie Darko and some other shit died this week.

She apparently was itted to the hospital for being malnourished, developed meningitis and ultimately died of sepsis….

It’s another tragic story of a potential star who left the evil perverted Hollywood industry to do whatever she decided to do over the last 10 years, probably because the evil perverted Hollywood industry destroyed her…

She will never before forgotten because she’s the closest thing to a celeb to every re-tweet me back in 2011…..

Which means, I probably could have saved her through twitter all those years ago, but instead I was too busy posting titty pics to realize there were titties that just needed to be saved through twitter…I blame being deleted from twitter for Daveigh’s demise…it’s all TWITTER’s fault.

All this to say, sad ending to someone with so much potential….RIP MOTHERFUCKER.

Posted in:Daveigh Chase

2026

18

Jun

Tiny Tit Thursday of the Day

You know, I never get fan mail..

I never get inquiries from Hollywood execs who want to make a movie about my lifestory.

I never get ad inquiries….cash offers…free trips…invitations…

I never get any positive reinforcement….and I’m ok with that because ultimately I don’t deserve any of that.

However, I did get FAN mail this week and it was in DIRECT RESPONSE to the TINY TIT POSTS…

Someone out there, like me, appreciates TINY TITS…

We realize they are TITTIES TOO…

We know…and we are sold on the tighter bodied women…

We don’t need sloppy fat tits hanging off a belly for FEMININITY…

WE JUST NEED THE NIPPLES…

So in giving the PERSON what they want…by FOLLOWING the ….HERE WE GO…

Like an influencer, following the clicks, the views, the likes, the engagement…like a bitch who went viral for getting kicked in the balls, only making content around being kicked in the balls…GIVE THE PEOPLE WHJAT THEY WANT…one-trick pony…

DO WHAT WORKS..

TITS GET HITS

EVEN TINY TITS ON THURSDAY..

Posted in:TINY TITS

2026

18

Jun

Old Lady Christina Aguilera Transification of the Day

Christina Aguilera has transitioned.

Sure, she was likely born with a vagina, but thanks to the aging process she has been able to survive by applying the same tactics your local tranny porn star or sex worker has done…

Face injections, ozempic after decades of obesity, bleached hair and tits out!

Since she was the trashy and slutty pop star when pop was generic and controlled. You knew that the girls were are controlled degenerate dirtbags, but they presented themselves as candy coated pop shit, so when one broke the norm to hype themselves up, which happened to be X-Tina dirty, she rose to the top of the pop foodchain…before getting fat and vile….

She’s back now, like some kind of horror movie zombie….with TITS..

Posted in:Christina Aguilera

2026

18

Jun

Jennifer Aniston’s Push Up Erotica of the Day

Aniston is so old, but she is doing push ups, or would this be an ass-up, I guess ultimately, it’s a simulated sex act in leggings that she is too old for but that would land most women her age in the hospital for hip displacement…but she makes millions of dollars per year and isn’t like the normal old ladies.

Clearly, the old ladies out there love seeing other old ladies winning, because their lives suck.

I just wish they were a little more catty and cancelled her for trying to make young men want to fuck her when she’s clearly expired….

THe hard nippled celebrity is always promoting her smart water, which is probably how she lubricates her dry vagene…

IF you have ever been on a SQUIRT PORN shoot, you would have seen the PORN CHICK drinking a lot of water to commit to the squirt…

Since she’s a dinosaur, seeing her ass in air, humping the air, would be better if the climax or end was landing on the bottle with that weathered, childless, vagina…

ALWAYS BE INSERTING…

Posted in:Jennifer Aniston

2026

18

Jun

J.Lo’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

There comes a point in every woman’s life where her asshole behind thong gives me flashbacks of working as an orderly at an old folks home on shit shift…

That’s diaper changing, ass wiping level of traumatizing…

The way a vagina should never be seen if you want to ever have a normal sex life or needs….

There comes a point in time in every woman’s life where her vagina is better kept under wraps in that diaper…

J.Lo trying to be hot, pushing her senior citizen dementia ass like she was still in her 20s sucking DIDDY DICK to get to the next level on celebrity game is not that hot…

But she does look better than most old ass women her age, so that’s the silver lining…..to match her silver hair roots…which I call the TRUTH under this COSPLAY LIE…

What happened to just taking the month and running? These egos are too annoying…

Posted in:J.Lo

2026

18

Jun

Thong and Tanlines on a Thursday of the Day

Thongs and Tanlines motherfuckers…

You thought tanlines alone were the best thing ever…

Then you realized you could have THONG tanlines to highlight the good parts and realized…NO! That is the best thing ever…

Posted in:Thong