I don’t pay attention to pop culture news, which you’d think was hilarious because I post celebrity content daily….

I do it more as a punishment to myself, as a distraction from doing something of purpose, but also to remind myself how shit the mainstream is.

I’m not some alternative, original thinking, visionary….and I’m not some Gen X trying to be cool by trying to give the finger to anything popular because that’s typically some try hard bullshit from people dying to be accepted by the mainstream….

I genuinely don’t like the movies they make, the tv shows they make, the music they make and most importantly the people who they put in them.

I find a stripper I can throw 20 dollars at for a handjob to completion more fun than some average chick on the big screen who you know thinks they are hotter and more important than everyone because they’ve been accepted by the industry.

In doing this, I see who teh up and coming names are, I see the people they are pushing on us and over the last week, I’ve sen Ella Purnell’s name a lot.

I gooogled her, she’s in Fallout and Yellowjackets, two big shows I guess…

She is British and was a model apparently, before selling her soul.

She was on latenight and hast some tits….which is what I like to reduce these horrible people to, since I like tits.

They aren’t huge tits, they aren’t great tits, they seem weirdly separated and flat on her chest, but they are still tits.

They are next to shitty tattoos you’d expect on a lame 29 year old…but they are still tits.

If we have to listen to Ella Purnell enlighten the world with her worldly observations and insight….that I am sure is very insightful – at least we can stare at the tits.

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