Amy Schumer is an old, fat, documented joke thief with only one good gag, which is when she calls herself a cabbage patch doll looking motherfucker, cuz that face is retarded….
She recently lost 50 pounds, in what she says was not to look hot, but rather to deal with her Cushings disease, which is some sort of over eating disease thanks to your adrenal glands…
The media likes to pretend the terminal illness made her look hot because of the weightloss, but to anyone with a brain, she has another 150 pounds to go to be the best Amy Schumer she can be, assuming she weighs about 150 pounds, if you know what I mean…
I generally fat ass bitches dropping the weight to upset other fat ass bitches who try to pretend being fat is healthy or hot, confusing the whole human experience….
A less fat chick is always a better version of the chick, but if the chick is scary to begin with, she’s still going to be scary…and Schumer is scary…
Not as scary as the media hyping her up like she matters, because they made her into a thing to begin with when she probably didn’t deserve the hype….
Clearly, the media is owned by an evil cabal that push weirdness on us, because in no world or timeline is Amy Schumer “RED HOT IN A BIKINI”….
STOP THE FAKE NEWS…
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