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2025

19

Nov

Phoebe Price Has Her Tits Out of the Day

I just referenced Phoebe Price in this BRITNEY SPEARS POST , because Britney Spears is doing a lot of the same sort of weirdness that Phoebe Price has been doing for over 20 years….

That’s not to say that I don’t think Phoebe Price is a remarkable person, or that her legacy is something to laugh at.

If anything, it’s something that should be studied in University Sociology departments around the world….instead of turning every college student into tranny communists….because before there was social media, there was a group of motivated self promoters, who would go out there and generate as much buzz as they could about themselves, because it wasn’t as simple as doing an awkward dance on TikTok that goes viral because it hits the algorithm, but instead was something that had to compel a paparazzi photographer to submit it to his photo agency to have it sold to the media.

This involved thought, creativity, work, effort. Phoebe had to map out costumes, outfits, scandals and bring them to places where the paparazzi hang out waiting for actual celebs.

She d herself with celebs, creating her own celebrity, just not one that was strong enough to carry to social media, where all these eager assholes do the same hustle…

During her decline in popularity, she would email me and was great, she never sent me tit pics….but apparently, has turned to OF, exclusive content and has revealed the tits we’ve been wanting to see forever.

She may be in her 50s at this point, or older, I mean she’s been a fixture for so long….making a career out of being at the paparazzi spots….back when the paparazzi still existed….

But I’ll still stare at the big pale ginger tits and their ghost nipples, because why the fuck not!

This is HUGE news to a fan like me, but definitely not huge news to anyone else because she’s been forgotten.

Posted in:Phoebe Price

2025

19

Nov

Britney Spears’ Dress is Too Short of the Day

Britney Spears posted another one of her videos to pretend that she is still alive, not dead, working on her next big thing, partnering up with the Kardashians to give them clout, while securing her place on the social media machine….

She does some of the weirdest content on social media, it’s art baby, or it’s just outdated, shot on the first generation iPhone, or the kind of flip phone they give to grannies who don’t have the mental capacity to run a SMART phone…

If Britney, or the body double they are holding hostage pretending to be Britney get access to the internet, they’ll blow the cover, kill the story and cry for help in livestreams….which is what I am waiting for.

The Britney Spears being held captive all these years is one of the more interesting stories…

The fact that in her mid 40s, the super star popstar is putting out Phoebe Price level awkward dance videos is inspiring to me, because it’s hilarious and weird.

The hope is that she was meeting with the Kardashians to discuss a sex tape, because I’d have no choice by to jerk my limp dick, who aspires to be a hard dick, but isn’t as lucky as other dicks to Britney….

Apparently, it’s never too late to give the people the close up penetration videos we’ve been waiting for for decades at this point.

While we wait, we get to watch her dance, her thong lingerie content, her complaining about her dress being too short….and it all feels like a Russian bunker camgirl operation on the Human Trafficking circuit…

However, it’s Britney Bitch….

Posted in:Britney Spears

2025

19

Nov

Neat Bush of the Day

HEY these BUSHES are NEAT….

NEATO fuck face nerd fucks…

Yes, I’m drunk.

Posted in:President Bush

2025

18

Nov

Old Lady Jessica Alba and her Cleavage of the Day

I was talking to a friend, not that I have friends, about how a gay dude probably invented BOTOX, since all these women who get it look like monster tranny drag queens coming to fuck us up the ass…

They scare me….but when I look at their old lady cleavage, all loose skinned and granny-like, it feels nostalgic, like the breast of my own granny comforting me through a cold…

I do think Cleavage is not that exciting to the new generation of perverts who are desensitized and love porn….

I also think cleavage is exciting to me, because I am old….

Make cleavage great again or some shit…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2025

17

Nov

High School Musical Sister of the Day

This High School Musical sister has the AI scrub the internet to find her leaked OF pics.

Then she sends threatening letters about how she is going to sue a motherfucker for reposting her bullshit.

They call it Copyright Infringement because this is apparently her copyrighted content.

Which means that she went to the copyright bureau where you do that kind of thing an submitted a GIF of her asshole twerking with a BUTT PLUG that reads “SLUT” INSERTED.

This could have been working this office for her sister, getting all the perks of being a celebrity sister. She could have even scored all those Hallmark low hanging fruit movies that would her for her name…

Instead…butt plug twerks….

Which is either a sign of the times, or a sign of how fucking weird Hollywood people who grew up in that shit, being the underrated second in line for the food sister…..

Just mental and trying to matter….

Which is both sad and fucking awesome, cuz you’d never expect this kind of shit to be willingly posted to the internet…

People used to die of embarrassment, sex tape ruin lives and careers and shit…YET HERE WE ARE…

NEXT LEVEL / Fall of society!

Posted in:Stella Hudgens

2025

17

Nov

Britney Spears Bush vs Britney Spears and the Kardashians of the Day

Britney Spears is going viral because she’s attached herself to the literal dick sucking, clout chasing, dog shit Kardashians.

She’s Britney Spears, but she lives in a world where she needs to be hired by the Kardashians to continue to exist.

Even though I’ve been convinced that she’s dead and feel like the conspiracy is something the Kardashians are in on, because they are shameless and demonic and control the minds of the pop culture feed, so anything they push becomes real….

Meaning, hiring the Kardashians to push the Britney not dead narrative is a good way to push it, since it’s already gone viral.

I’m not convinced, since the Kardashians are the scum of the earth and will do whatever it takes to hype shit up…

The other potential possibility is that Britney is actually alive, but the Kardashians are so rich, they hire pop stars to lay in bed and cuddle like they are besties, now that everyone is in their 40s…since Britney is iconic and it’s fun for the weird Kardashian kids to see her in bed with their moms….

We don’t have the answers, but it happened…

More importantly, she flashed her bush in one of her videos, far more interesting…

Posted in:Britney Spears

2025

17

Nov

High Heel Fetish of the Day

High Heels seem to have been a bigger deal back in the 80s. People went nuts for girls in heels. Now they are just sort of standard. Girls wear the heels for all their social media content to give them longer looking legs and more of an ass, some TIPPY TOE SHIT….

Sure there are still the creepy foot guys out there who wear their mom’s pumps, while jerking off in the pumps, you know the shoe store bandits….

But it’s not really talked about as much as straight foot fetish content is….

In a world where foot content created or paved the way for the bulk of OF stars, we have to the early days when people just got off to the footwear not the feet…

Which is why we have these pics…

Posted in:Heels

2025

13

Nov

Kate Hudson’s Old Lady Knipples of the Day

I saw some old lady, I’m talking really old, like Kate Hudson old lady who may think she still has a few good fucks in her, because she can self lubricate still, but those fucks won’t result in babies because the eggs no longer hatch…they’re too busy rotten in a pile outside the chicken coop…

Anyway, I saw this old lady, who clearly did fitness because she wasn’t very fat and the tits weren’t very big. She seemed like she thought she was hot, still fuckable, the kind of sex forward and empowered old lady not willing to be a victim of AGEISM would be….not willing to throw in the towel….probably still the owner of expensive lingerie, even thongs….because of the years she’s worked…at the age she is.

She had a white shirt on, it was tight, I could see her nipples and or in Kate Hudson’s case, her Knipples, and I said “aren’t you a little old for that”….but realized…we’re never too old for nipples.

Posted in:Kate Hudson

2025

13

Nov

Britney Spears Dance Video of the Day

It may not be news, but Britney Spears dance videos may be the only thing worth living for.

That’s not to say that Britney Spears is living for them, since this could be some level of Zombie Apocalypse, where they reanimate her for her dance videos….

She may also be the AI apocalypse….just new footage based on old footage re-worked to trick us, giving the illusion she is still alive…

It could just be old footage….

So yeah, the Britney Dance Videos are the only thing keeping her alive in our hearts, minds and boners….

But they are also the only interesting thing out of pop culture bullshit….even if she’s no longer really pop culture since she’s dead…even the app she uses “InShot” is some early instagram app that she doesn’t even pay for the non-branded version…

MAYBE this is all just a paid ad….

We’ll never know, we’re just forced to appreciate every second of the weirdness.

Posted in:Britney Spears

2025

13

Nov

Amy Schumer Pretends She’s Hot of the Day

Amy Schumer is about 50 years old. She’s a fat pig mom and she’s got a stupid looking face.

She’s been a known joke thief and her entire fat girl with the big personality, one of them loud mouth fat girls who is loud to offset the room for paying attention to how vile, disgusting and abusive their are to themselves with shitty jokes.

You know the loud fat girl type, it’s a real thing and it all stems from severe insecurity, but they play it up as confidence, only to help fund or inspire these fat girl body positivity movements.

We all know fat girls are gross, even if we fuck them and we also know that any body positive fat chick is just pandering to justify their fatness and to normalize their fatness, but the second they can get UN-FAT they take it….

Lucky for them, a fat loss shot has come out, they are all dropping the pounds they pretend to love, their health ailments, like in Schumber’s case, which are some vaginal problems and some thyroid or adrenal problems, have cleared up….

Shockingly, being fat is unhealthy…and disgusting…and hard to look at even when drunk fucking a fatty…

The problem, is that the fat loyalists who embraced their fatness, and saw their fatness as hopeful or opportunity for them to be fat, because lazy knows lazy, or lazy attracts lazy, or lazy likes to be lazy with lazy and seeing lazy win gives lazy valdiation and hope….

So now, the pig Schumber’s core audience is mad at her for doing OZEMPIC, face shots and whatever else she’s done to try to be a “hot middle ager”….in a cash grab comeback tour….

She’s taken enough from us, she’s shit on society enough, but she wants more….and she’s trying to do it hotter….

Truth is, less fat is hotter, but Amy Schumer is a never hot….so nothing she can do will really save her…

It’s just nice to see her fans hate her for the Ozempic copout, realizing she’s been lying to them.

The fact this is all over the news is a reminder that the media is the devil trying to eat your soul, freedom and manipulate your mind…

She deleted her archive images, this is the rebrand, it could be AI, it could be surgery, it’s still fucking ugly….

Posted in:Amy Schumer